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I thot this was teh comfy chare!!
Not….Teh Comfy Chayr!!!! *GASP*
mebbee deh nomming chayr?!???
mebeh dees ar kittehs inn sobiet rusha?
OMCC!!! Yoo has nawt bin congaratumalated, Leeza!
Way to go fur ur nawt-sekkund!
*offers her whirlled famous nanaimo bars adn Ingerlish brekfast tee, eben tho iz lonch time*
mmmmm… TEA!! I has become a convert DK….. wif milk and sugar, plzthx!
Heer skwirrlgrrl!
Fur yur triumph at teh tawp, ai am bringin yoo sum Tim Tams! Teh Chokolate creem an teh caramel.
Ai finallee found thm in a neerbai stoar. An ai hav lotz, so ebreewun can trai them. They are reelee . . . NOMMY!!
Ai’m shur, if sumwun had given Teh Comfy Chayr a Tim Tam, it wudn’t be nomming teh pore kitteh.
But luk!! Ai think it iz a FIVE WAY TY!
Skwerrlgrrl bai a noze oar moar
~ swiftlee folololololed bai ~
sweetpea
willy boy
annipuss
cweenmj3
kittymomma
Timtams an DK’s feymaus nanaimo bars fur awl!!
An teh delishus Ingerlish brekfast tea – ebentho – it is – fur mennee of us – lunch taim! Fur teh reelee Ingerlish wuns amongst us, itz awlreddee supper taim!
*recounts*
SIX WAY TY!!! Ai ment six way tye.
Umsmmmmm
*slinks off*
*goes off to google Tim Tams*
hoooooooooo boy, splorrrrrrrrrrr
…t! blargh, i aer ded from da cute.
Yay!!!!!!
did i say dat owt lowd?
*lukz rownd*
*slinkz away*
Tut tut TUT!!!!
*stern luk*
Ai just sed to BCT bak awn teh Burfday thred ~ Remebrr waht Thumper’s Mom sed!!! “If yoo cant say sumthing nice, dont say enething at awl!!”
I sawry.
*lukz kewt*
Oh well, then!! If yoo ar going to luk kewt . . . .
*suddenlee phiels halpless*
*looks shmug*
ifinkso teh cween should has to wear the cone 0 shame (as in da movie Up)
ooh! gud ideya!
ohnoes…an eggstras sloe splort…
waite dere sweetpea ai wil halp yu…….
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv SuzyQ onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
Heerz a paw inn yur eye an a purr inn yur eer! *Klink*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy,sweetpea. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt choklit.
*sip* *nom* *sipI
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up SP’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*weakly* thx. i was un purrr paired.
It’s wun uv doez dais
yup. momma tolled me there wood be daze like dis. *nods*
An she wuz rite!
Liszt of things your mama said that was *sigh* right:
Always wear clean unnerwares in case yr in a naccident
Be kind to otters
Canned peas aer not so good, actually
D…
Doan’t tawk wiv ur mouf full
Eet ur crusts 2 maek ur hares curl
Fink uf teh starbin chillun in Afrika
Go an wash ur mouf wiv sope
H…
How can u kiss ur momma wif dat mouf?
Iffen it wuz gud enuff fur me, itz gud enuff fur u!
Just bolw it off- itz still gud!
K…
“blow” dat iz…
Hankees, nawt sleavz, r foar wyping yur noes
I hasd eies inna bak uv mai hedd, yung laydee!
Jellessee turns yu a nuglee sahyd uv grean
Kysseng a frawg wil getz yu a warrt, nawt a printz
L …
Hair shud be brusshd a hunnerd tyms
Ifn yu dnt eet awl yur dinner yu cant be havin eny pudding
Just yu wayt til ai tells yur faver!
K…
Halp!!!! I’m sinking!!!!
*5Eags frows rope to d cweemj* catch my queen!!!
*grabz rope, pullz self owt*
Fankeez, mai fren! Dat wuz a close wun!
Now we know why chairs like that get their stuffing.
Yep.
Luks like Mundane, alrite.
squeeeeee! teh kyoots, dey can has dem! aifinkso ebberywun shud titen der CHRGs…
Oh yesh- de pinky nose, the white feetsies, the skwinties eyes…ohnoes…SPLORT!!
ohnoes!!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv SuzyQ onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
Heerz a paw inn yur eye an a purr inn yur eer! *Klink*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy,luvscatsva . Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt choklit.
Oh thank u WB- ai haz nawt splorted in many munce- cot me off gard! Skotch iz- coff coff- very restoratiff!
chayr up pole stirred wif kwiksannd, aifinkso … *poots awn majiklol auntee kwiksannd soot* … hoal awn, kittehs, ai’m kommin tu resskew yu!
Beeg Gye sitz in T3h
Cummfee Chayr andz maykz soopurb
Napz Tyme Coazee Playss!
Napz Tyme Coazee Playss
amz deep lyke a Boal. Fits up2
fybe Liddill Kittehz!!
Too Liddill Kittehz
curlz up awn t3h bawtumm. Den
beecummz Kitteh Pyle!!!
Jack.
woot woot! anudder grate pome Jack! happi new years and happi mundaze!
*snerk* yur poims be teh ossum, Jack!
teh chillee TTI: ht tp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/8447023.stm
ohh Brrrrrrrrrrrr
*sinds pienaplol eggspress/elnino warmes an raynes tu TTI*
wif lubs frum da grayte norfwets…..
pleez noe need tu fank meh…..keap fro az lawng az yu liek
ai wyshus ai kud senndify teh warrmz tu yu frum Flolrida, butt(!!) wih hazz nunn heer eever! Itz eeben snoed heer ovvur teh weekweekweekend – nawt enuf tu stik verree lawng, butt(!) nebbertehlesz, itz snoeded. Lasstnyt itz wuz 19F heer – teh waddur inz teh burdbaff wuz teh froazun!
Styll – warmz thotz tu yu!
Hai Italiana. Frenna myne kansulled herz bakayshun tu Flolrida dis week. Herz yozhully gows tu Flolrida ebbery wintur fur bakayshun tu eggskaype tundra ob Norfeaster Pencilveinya. Ware iz da globbul warming wen ebberywun needz it?
Wholly carp, catena! Taht pixure maiks mai fingerz tuu kold tu type awlmost!!!1! BRRR!!!1! All TTIslandz Cheezpeeps pleez sit close to teh heater adn nawt freez, kthnxbai!
dis jus liek teh blak hol n odder spase -
nuffin, nawt eben kittehs, kin eskape!1!
BTW – splort!
O noze!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
u saveded meh, bluesfan. teh hawt chokklit n teh stoofed bebh pengwin n teh cheezfrens mappie blankie…itz awl sew wunnerful.
ai keepz mai looks awai frum teh kyoot liddel bebeh kittehs, wif dere pinkee nozes n tozes, afinkso, jus 4 a wyle.
Hau manee kittehs were sucked daun? Ai see 2 or tree on tawp yet; hau manee in deh maw ubdeh furnishur?
aifinkso dere formin a piramid, den teh wunz awn tawp wil pull teh otters owt. Reskew 911-Kitteh Style!
Oh, fankgudniece! Ai hopeso!
Ya know, they really don’t look like dey wanna ‘scape!
HAI THERE!!!
Havn’t seen yoo in a wiles!
*small voyce*
Ai still havn’t found it yet. It’s so – tinee. But ai havn’t given up! an if teh wurst cum to teh wurst – ai’m shur mai frend will taek them again. He’noes just want ai wanted.
ohai Pooty_tat! yer rite, aifinkso! ai luv the sleepy luk on the kittehs face!
(back cat) Hang on, I’ll rescue you… oh no…
(front cat) OK, who’s going to rescue the rescuer?
(apologies to Charles M. Schulz)
The Kitteh Abides!
I wish mah bed had nommed me dis mornin. *sigh*
Owhyo is tu chillee todae.
Ware in Owhyo r u? Ai grooed up der, an ai remmemer it can be berry, berry chillee.
East of Clebeland, on teh eerie lake. We had three feets of snow-ow-ow last week. An itis snowin agin now-ow-ow.
Quickcouch alert!
Sum dayz yoo iz teh winsheeld.
Sum dayz yoo iz teh bug.
In Soviet Russia…
Inn Soveeit Rusha, furniture noms U!
It’s a foof chair!
http://www.poofchairs.com/XXL-Foof-Chair.htm