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Submarine Kitteh sights enemy vessel
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it iz doomed.
cong ar ats, car o sue!
fiyr harebalz!
adn spekun awf hrblz, myen ar freezun!
LOL Harebalz an harblz am too different fings, aifinks.
ai hoypz soe!
Cud makes “fiyr harblz” a whole differnt meening!!
NOOOOooooooooo!!!!!
nawt tu setting deh harblz on fyre!!!!
datz wot happunz wen yu lae tu kloes tu teh fier!
ai faink dis whut da “underware boomber” did
*snerk*
Ai sekkund dat snerk
Ai’m still . . . LOL!!
*Joynes in teh snerk*
Maek teh pleh cowld wet wite stuffs go awai!!
Oar U will feel mai raff.
*Builds raff fer WRr to navigate cowld wet wite stuffs*
putz blankiz on rafls to keps WRR warms
Unfortoonutly, submarine kitteh wuz forced to abandun misshun doo to desire to sleep bai teh fire. Misshun aborted!
cawl mw when itz 75 degreez and sunny. Til den-zzzzzzzzzz.
Yesh. Iz very chilleh hear. Mai bed will bee sew warmz, ai maight nawt get up in teh moornin.
submarine kitteh iz for battlez lol
Aah-OOOOOGAH!!! Aah-OOOOOOOOGAH!!!
Dive!! Dive!!! Dive!!!!!!!!!
ew ew ew- snow up mai noze!! Surface! Surface! Surface!!
*LOLcat shootz up owtta deh snow!
*Landz on snow kubbererd BBQ!!!
*Slidingz off bak intu snowz
*Pawziz
*sitz adn washes paw.
I ment tu due dat.
Kittehs ar liek dat. Yesh. (nods)
O hai, Kwene! (an ebberybuddy, 2) ai hassn’t bin hear much laytely, butt (!!!) iz stopping buy wiffahai!
Gotta go now. *smooz*
Ohai adn baibai, kitkay! See yu later!!
*wavez ohai*
Hopez u b doing ok in ok, kitkay!!
OHAI Kitkay! Schmooo!
ohai kitkay!!
*sygh*
WP eetid mai commint. ai sayd:
bloh ballasts! surfays surfays surfays!
Missul Kumand: Fyr 1!! Fyr 2!!
Navumigayshun Ossifur: Bloa awl taynks n surfiss naow!!1!
Naow heer dis!! Uhtenshun awl dex!! Rig 4 sylint runnin!!
*sylently runz up bhind Aahz*
Boo!
(*SPROING!!1!*)
(*tayl floofs*)
Ohai, cween! Um, I mint 2 dew dat…
All paws on dekc, fire ze missilez!
Periscope up!
watch weer yur puttun dat skoyp!
o.O
I haytz 2 speculate about dat. O_0
Butt (giglol!) teh kitteh’s tayle iz uhp.
Green lasur eyez wurk eben in teh sno. Not enuff to melt the durn stuff. Bleachgrl has the rite idea. Hed in to teh fyre! Kurl up an snooze!
Unfour chew nutlee, teh enemee vessel iz yu, hoo frowed him intu the snow!
Ohai, burdee! aifink yoo hadda rant a few lolz bakk—ai R lukky knot 2 haz sich a stoopy N-larw, butt ai noes how it feals 2 b kneading ranting! Hoep yoo hassa gooder day tooday! {{{{PH}}}}
Frenz, my lappytawp iz skood-up royalee an needz to go to teh horsepiddle.
Until fingz is straitend up, I nawt kin aksess ethur of my gmayle akkownts oar my facebook.
Dere iz a berry seleckt few of yoo who knowz my werk emayo, tho!
Ifn u wanna leev me a meesidj, teh bestist fing to do iz say it awn my profyle heer an mebbe I can crakk in2 it whiel at werk.
Wish me luk!
dass noh fun. ai haops yur lappytop iz awl beddur suun!
{{{rhsb’z lappytop}}}
I hopez deh drtinylappytop kin fixifying it!
Oh, redd, wen I nawt second red dis I thought YOU haddta go to da horsepiddlol. (and had computer problems) Sry about your laptoppee, butt glad YOU nawt horsepiddloling.
*Stands by with the paddles*
Good luk, Red! Sorree yur lappytop can haz teh Agra Vashun. Lungdoc-home jus got done wif teh reinstallin Windoze from being borked… so can sympafize. Borked computers, Do Nawt Want. (If stoopy hospiddle networkz didn’t rekwire Windoze, aifinkso it would be teh Linux howse arownd heer… )
!Submarine Kitteh sights enemy wessel” would have been better.
Can u show mii where the nuclear wessels r?
Amekicat ship: “Mayday, Maybay, wii R sinking!”*reepeetz seberal thymes*
Germin Coost Guard, wiffaconfusalol: “whut R yoo sinking about?”
LOL!
Sank Yuu, Kitkay !!
captin! ai has fownd gnu clee ur wessel.
an et bi teh Enturpryse!
dat’s all we kneeds–nookuklar weasells. Dey be glowing in da dark and steelin da chickees?
Hassin noe luk steelin chikins – chikins can ceeing dem cumin, cos stoopee weasuls bee glowing in teh dark!
*voys frum teh chikin cuup*
Hay! sumbuddee tern awf teh weesuls – ai trine tu sleeping!
totally agreed!
Perrie skoap up !! Sub Maureen Kittee iz in cruze moad !!
Wotch teh perri skoap foar sinez ob atack !!
Forwerd vizshin iz lokt awn targit …. !!
Sade – Maureen
ironically dis “paraskope kitteh” bemynds mii ob teh book “Katz und Maus” (Cat and Mouse) by Gunther Grass! Teh mayn karakterz–too yung min (not nayked–most ob teh thyme) R kompared 2 a kat und Maus. Teh “Maus” boi beekomz winz teh IRON cross as an U-boot pylot during WW II (not dat kynd ob ironing!)
I had 2 reed it 4 grad skool–iz interesting Buch, ifinkso.
Sownz lyk a “Yew Beaut” book !!
* Aussie slang, sorree !! *
Prepare to launch claws!!!
Mite hab tu Limpet if wi du taht !!
Da pointy endz hav been deployed sir!
Target locked, weapons loaded.
“Doctor — would you like to assist me with some surgery on a torpedo?”
“Fascinating!”
PayreeSkoap Floof Tayl
andz Butt Wiggillz Ubz Doom meenz
Kitteh’z awn War Paff!
Coald Wyte Stuff amz 2
deepz 4 Prediturr Kitteh
wiff mennee targittz!
Preditturr Kitteh
canz leepz upz hye, butz nawtz hye
eenuff 4 deep Wyte Stuff!!!
Jack.
clappity clap fur dis won, Deth!
ai has a ???? adn ai r nawt a trollee–
Iz Berberiber cowld here, wiff windchill around zero F. Ai see kittehs in da nayborhood wanderin around. Shud ai bring dem insyde wiff me iff dey is oot a lot? Ai would NAWT let mai kitteh stay out fur de longlonglong tyme….. But some kittehs iz out dere freezing deyz hrbls off!!
wat2do, wat2do,,,,
I would want you to let them in somewhere warmer wiff noms; butt, seperate from your kittehs. They could be sick or aggressive.
Nawt trollee to hava concern fer strays. Trollee would be nawt to care.
Gud foar yu tu hassing teh caering!
Sumtiems, if kitteh bees awn der oan poarch oar windo-sil, ai goes an ringing teh doarbell foar dem. Den ai smyols an sez tu hoomans ‘Sawree tu bovvering yu – jus halping teh kitteh, cos him cuddint reech teh bell tu tel yu he wuz coald’.
Ifn yu can let teh kittehs intu sumware warms wif yu, dat wud be nies, but liek PJ adbisis, keeping dem separate frum ur oan kittehs.
Yu cud awlsew putting sleeping boksis owtsied. Ai maed sum owt ob larj old kitteh-carriers wif frunt doar taekin awf (plywud boks wurks wel, tu, but cardboard gets wet an colapsis), lined wif 1-inch styrofoam (top, bottum an sieds – leev frunt opin) an titelee cuvverd wif water-pruuf tarp an dukkee-taeps – at teh doar opning, leev teh bottum an half ob wun sied ob tarp-flap nawt taeped shut. Put a blankit oar owld pillo in teh bottum foar cumfees, an put teh boks inna plaes wif sheltur frum teh wurstist wevvur. Put roks oar sumfing hevvee awn top tu keeping it frum bloing awae. Yu cud put sum crunchee noms insied tu incurij the kittehs tu inbestigaet teh boksis.
Yesh–ai no da feral kittehs, adn dey is mostly gone-ai hope dey is not frozen… Dese are lookin like da house kittehs just oberwhelmed bai da cold and da deepdeepsnow.
Ai fink I will bring dem in, check da collarz, and den just keep dem warmytail til dey hab a day when dey can go home? Do da kittehs hab da homing sonar? Ai REELY don want to steel sumbunnies pet….
Let us know wat happehs next. Don’t werree bout steelin petz, if der gonna be out and cold, a decent pet owner I finx would appreciate you saving der lives. (Nawt sure if a decent pet owner would intentionally let kittehs stay out in da brutal cold anyway)
U noze kittehs, sumtiems dem defi eben teh bestest minyuns. If teh kitteh reeelllleee wantz aowt der iz nawt mush teh kitteh’s minynz can due.
I no, dats why I sed “intentionally”. Dey shud still apprectiat someone halping an excape artist who gotz in over himz hed….in snow.
Owr lowcal Humane Sisytee awlwaes puts teh hartikul in teh noospaypurs dis tiem ob yeer, telling peepuls tu lukking owt foar der naminols helfs in teh bittur coalds. Mebbe yu cud printing up sumfing liek dat, wif instrukshuns foar teh warm boksis tu, and den putting dem in ebreewuns mailboksis, liek a flyer? Ifn ebreewun gets wun, den noebuddee has tu feeling ‘pikkd awn’ foar der poor kitteh-parinting skills.
Yesh, and I wood strongly rekommend that yoo put an ad on craigslist, to. Like may-B, “Looking for the owner of a Calico cat (or orange stripey, Purrshun, or wadever) that I found in the snow. Please contact me if this is your pet so I can return him to you.”
Lots of peepz use teh craigslist, boff for lost and found pets, as well as up-for-adoption pets.
Good luck, nicey-wich
egg-salad idiya. Cooors den ai offishully becum nayborhood crazee kitteh ladee!1! *snerk*
*places a beautimous kibblol tea air a on melia’s hed*
Yu cud du teh info flyer soart-of anonimauslee, oar as teh reprizentitif ob a naminol groop (reel oar imajinree: ‘Warm Winter Wishes – Gentle Reminders from Friends of the Animals’ foar eksampul), but dat lublee tea air a wil defnitlee get sum atenshuns, speshlee if yu wares teh sattin sash dat goas wif it!!
Hai Melia. **Gibz head butt an snorgle** Aifinkso yu iz wunnermus fur halpin da owtsyde kittehs. Ai feedingz da lowkul strayze tu butt dey runzawaiwiffakwikness iffin Ai owpin da door. Ower Nicky eggscayped abowt a munf agow an refyoozed tu kum inna howse. Himz wood run ebberytyme wee wud owpin da door. Finely himz kame hoam wiff frostybited eerz an a badd koald. Da vet sed himz will bee OK butt wee wuz berry worryfied an upsetted bowt himz aunt ticks. Yu are saybing menny kitteh libez bai halping. Yu iz a joowill.
N teh taon wayr ai wuz bornd
Livd a hoomin hoo sayld teh snoz
N him told us abowt himz lyf
N teh lan ov sumareenz
So wii saylold unto teh sun
Til wii fowndeded teh c ov griin
N wii livz bneef teh wayvz
N teh lan ov sumareenz
Wii awl liv n a floofee sumareen
A floofee sumareen
A floofee sumareen
Wii awl liv n a floofee sumareen
A floofee sumareen
A floofee sumareen
N awl owr cheezfrenz
R awl abord
Manee moar ov dem
Livs neggs dor
N teh ban beginz tu plai
Wii awl liv n a floofee sumareen
A floofee sumareen
A floofee sumareen
Wii awl liv n a floofee sumareen
A floofee sumareen
A floofee sumareen
(Ful spiid ahed, Mr. Kitteh, full spiid ahed!
Ful spiid ahed, it is, sir!
Up parry-tayl, drawp teh cabul!
Diveeng! Diveeng!)
Wii awl liv n a floofee sumareen
A floofee sumareen
A floofee sumareen
Wii awl liv n a floofee sumareen
A floofee sumareen
A floofee sumareen
Wii awl liv n a floofee sumareen
A floofee sumareen
A floofee sumareen
Wii awl liv n a floofee sumareen
A floofee sumareen
A floofee sumareen
Furgottid vurs:
Az wii liv teh lyf ov eez
Ebbrywun ov us
can haz awl wii niidz
Skai ov bloo
C ov griin
N owr floofee sumareen
Teh Hunt Fur Wyt Purrtobr…
And how did they persuade the cat to get into that position?
thats so cute!!!! wish i could have seen that!! it woulda been better if it was in person.
such a cute cat