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THUMBS all that stands between you and freedom
nd it wud halp me wif mah snapping.
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THUMBS all that stands between you and freedom
nd it wud halp me wif mah snapping.
Picture by: Harry and Guinn’s huminz Caption by: harryandguinnshuminz via Poster Builder
thumbdae, maebee…
congarats awn ur nawt-sekkond!
Thx! hauw ar yu dis fiyn kold mornun?
U doan’t wanna go owt in teh sno, Kittehs!
Ohai, anni! wii bii awf tu teh tybu teak?
Yiss Ai need a cupplol uv boksis uv nies sawft tishoos!
ai leiks teh kynd wif teh poshun en et. veri jentyl onna noze, butt dunnwt tri tu cleen yur glassiss wif et!
Aifink we haz awl maed dat mistaek!
Dreams…wii haz dem!
Ahfinkso..catena wit annipuss shud get speshul warm,softee, floofty ting frum teh tybu teak! Aftgans of sheeneell, kashmeer mittz fer teh floofy pawz!!!11! an plenty of teh hotz chawklet ( wit teh teeny marshmallowz!)
Thx!
*sipz teh hawt choklit wiyl snugglun een teh sof blankee*
*spilz hawt choklit awl ova biikoz awf teh flooofee mittz*
Nawt to wurries!! Haz plenty of teh floofeez for you and kan replaze dem wit eeze!!
*enterz deh Tybooteek Lounge carrying big armfull uv fyrewoodz*
*setz it down, adn pikz up poker*
*pokez fiyre*
*sparkz fly up*
*addz more woodz tu fyre*
*Flamez tikklol deh noo wuudz
*soon deh fyre growz*
Kum on in guyz, it b nice and warm in heer! Wii haz lotz cumfy chairz adn soft floofy blankeez and hawt tea and kawfee and coco!!
Ooooh! Tahts nyce an cozy!
*offurs rownd a trai uv sordid fresh pastrees an muffins* Dese wil goe nyclee wif teh coco!
*puts a lemming drizzlol cake onda tablol*
*sits down inna chayr wif a blanket and has a cup of tee*
It’s getting milder her – only minus 16 degrees celcius…
* seets in beeg comfeh arm chare, sips hawt chokklit adn plays wib Guinness Piggeh (c) bobblol hed lolcatburglar akshun figger [wib REEL hedbat akshun!] *
sigh
* bobblol bobblol bobblol *
dont put dat boblol hed LCB down nexta yur jewlree…
GP is yu plain wiv dollies agin? Wehre’s taht nyse cullerin buk Ai gawt yu fur Krissmuss?
* lukks up frum cullering bukk *
huh? whut?
*pikz up a krayon*
Izn’t dat festib??
*kullerz deh treez red*
hay! Hay! HAY!
Taht is NAWT a tree yu is cullering! Taht is mai leg!
wai ur leg haz leefz on it?? iz u leefing?
Ai has bin scampering arownd teh forrist, akshulleh!
Ebber synce LCB gotted hurrself a robo-phlonquais, ai has hadded lawts ob spare thymes tu scampering wib * nod nod *
U ben scampering wif Spare Thymes? I thot hur hadded a difrent name??
>snerk< cweenmj are too fast todae!!!
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
Umm… Err… Umm… ai donut nose WHUT yu meens.
Nuh uh.
* holds up bebbeh otter plushie *
Errr, taht’s a verree floofy tayl fur a otter….
yesh yesh; dese gnu bebbeh otter plushies arr teh berry floofy!
Get yurs NAO! Ownlee elebenty munnies frum yur lowkal Ty Booteek!
Yu iz shure iz bebbeh otter? Nawt….skwirll, frinstins?
* czechs tag *
Umm… No. Is otter. Uh huh. Yesh.
Wellden, muss be otter…Ai has to trust a fayce liek taht!
* nod nod * Wud AI lying tu yu? rly? RLY? lookit tihs fais.
* holds up bebbeh koalol *
*luks at bebbeh koalol*
*terns hed, luks wifakwikness at hyooj pilol ov werk wating to be dun at hoem*
*misses splort bai taht much*
Butt, butt (!). GP – wai iz you to sighing?
Ai is juss a littlol melon collie rite nao; werking awai frum home a lawt reesuntlee… libbing owt ob mai littlol sootcayse; nawt so grate, akshully
Oh noes! Taht sownds liek the
suxkypleh!wut yu need is sumfink to luk forwurd to – a lidl holly dai mebbe….
yesh yesh!
Akshully, ai is planning a cycloling loliday fur tihs yeer sumthyme…
Am u going tu putting deh floaterz on ur cyclol and cyclol cross deh oshun?
Aifinkso ai wheel going sploring arownd TTI adn WWW wib mai Kanajun frend
dat am amazying!!
Silleh! WWW = Whet adn Whindeh Whales!
I noo dat the whalez am big! but big enuf tu cyclol on?? OMCC!!! Izn’t dat skeery tu b cycloling on dem??? *shibberz in feerz* adn duzn’t dat meen dat u iz cycloling in deh oshun?? I hazn’t hurd ub landlubber whalez.
tehy duz beech tehmselfs sumtymes.
an mebbe yur frend in Swine Toun? *has a hoepful*
U b a melon collie? a wadder melon collie? i thto u wuz a pinny gig!!
Ai is menneh fings tu menneh ppl…
Sum ppl sea meh as a Phlonquais, otters as an otter wranglur, sum ppls sea meh as a pickloled egg conn… kono… lubber
* shrug * aifortso ai wus juss a simplol piggeh, tu!
Oh GP!! u am not simplol. {{{{GP}}}
{{{{GP}}}}} ah agreezze wif Deh Cweenmj!!1! yu be FARRR frum somplol! Sum fokes jus don appresheeshee8 yu like Cheezfrens do!!
oooh, pickloled eggs! I *lubs* them. I picklol them along wiv beets so the egss get deep fuschia in color.
fankies fur teh nyce fyre! iz raynee an pleh heer.
*gits cumfee bai fyre an sipsipsips kawfee*
wif fums – birdie deeds dun dyrt cheep
wifowt fums – wed wed wobyn goz a bob bob bobbin along… le sigh
Dubble popsawng refs, FTW!!!
1. AC/DC
2. Iz nawt old enuf to rememember hoo singed tihs (okay, nawt FTW…)
Ohai, dogbotherer – luvs yur naem. Wudn’t be a ref to a sertin tyrant we awl knoes an feers?
yes, but i lubs him en DEATH, en vimezy, en carrott, en lotz others.
i ust two bee here lotz 2 yeers ago but when i began grad skewl it sorta tuk ober. i lukt eberiday at de pikturz but had no timez to plai. i iz back!
Yay! dogbotherer iz bak!
Y’know, ai reely hoeps Kafleen getz teh moderater jawb heer on ICHC. Ifinkso sum moderaters mite hassing a litlol trubble wif dat commint…
An yess, fur me iz tie between him an vimezy an DEATH. I had a big excited in teh latest buk – teh street name for teh hole Watch in A-M is nao “the Old Sam” (as in, “Keep it down…you want the Old Sam to catch us?”).
Oops – buk geeking – ai better stop oar ai goes on awl dai!
i is a librarian – not THE librarian – so i knes awl about buk geeking!
i am lerning about l-space! faskinatin!
noes! noes! nawt knes. does ar de bendy fings.
L-spayce iz teh bendy fing, tu!
Oooh, nyse warmwarmwarm fyreplayce! Wif coco adn tastee noms, tew!
*sip sip nom nom nom*
Fanks, O cween ‘n’ BF!
yer welkum!! I haz seeinged u heer b4, but I duzn’t noeing u berry well. I hopez u b habbing fun heer!
Oh yesh! I haz been having problemz wif stoopy DSL, so nawt been heer much tihs weekweekweek (alwso skool is bak in seshun, so I hazza bizzee lotz uv dayz…..). Teh DSL is wurkin naow, Aifinkso!
Thumz iz striklee optzzz…opshuhnnn…not needed fur unlach windoze. Liftin windoze iz biggur problum. But if goggie near da windoze…
Iffn I can has big enuf goggie, I can lifts teh whirled!
donut ewe knead tu be standing onna turtlol or sumfing – to lift the wurld??!
O yesh – speshli iffn yur missin wun ov teh lolefants…
Kittehs shud fink knot sekkund beefour dey planz a eggscaype. Mite kumz hoam wiff frostybited eers an bery hongry iffin dey doan’t gotz centz enuff tu kum inn owtta da koald – liek stoopy Nicky hoo will prolly looz tipz ob himz eers nao dat he had “freedumb”.
I has a sad fur Nicky, butt (!) ifinkso yur wunnderful werd “freedumb” sez it awl! Mai Oboe (crost teh brij) neber startid a fite wif any cat smaller tahn hims – butt he startid plenty wif the bigger cats!
ai iz happi fur yu taht teh grate eggsploroar Nicky iz hoam evun iffen hi haz teh war woonds!
Tukksee Kittehz am
well prakktisst Cat Burglurrz. No
needz ‘poazzibbil fumbz!
Tukksee Kittehz lykez
t3h Shynee Wyte Stuff. Dayz nawtz
knoez haow deepz it iz!!
Tukksee Kittehz habz
lawtza Shynee Deevyssez
hiddunz jusst 4 demz!!!
Jack.
*5 Eags opens window climbs in and shuts it*
Oh hai all! Tats a window of opporuinty.
Ohai 5eagles! ai wunnering if u aroun. How is da wevvers in kanadu? Iz sayf for da kittehs 4 a litlol wile outside? Dey has teh cabin2long febers….
LONGCAT IS LOOONNNNGGGGG!
Mai Indiana kitty HAS tha thumbees on his pawsies, must bee a relations with them Hemingway kitteez – He just caint figgurez out how to uses thems.
He’d be reall danjeroos if’n he kood.