
See this? This is me IGNORING you.
cept wen u put fud in mah face.
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See this? This is me IGNORING you.
cept wen u put fud in mah face.
Picture by: Caarla Caption by: hmph via Advanced Lol Builder
Ai has a harumph!
Congrats Ambercat
Cone grates, Ambercat an annipuss!
Ambercat, ai has a curiss – wy iz a cao wif long horns in yur abatar?
Issa coo-beestie a met awn mai holly daze in teh He brides – it gibs me a happi to see him an amember havin teh fun wiv mai frend awn loo-iss
teh hylund coos iz teh cyoot!
Adn berrry, berry shaggy!!!
hai, Ai didn’t get a harumph out uv taht guy!
Give the Governor a harrumph!
Wiv a big indiffruns
My hinder. Let me shows you it.
An iz hard 2 do wen ai sitz on yr nee!
See tihs? Tihs iz me pikin yu up an snorlin awl those spotses!
i dunt karez i haz furz – itz kold! snorgglez or heatz. turn wo on.
hope u has plenny uf bandijes reddy!1!
I tryin so hard to look angree
I fergot about mah fuzzy and kewt.
*Tiklols D-R under da kewt, fuzzy chin*
Awww, shuks.
‘Tis bedder to b luved dan hated; butt, *snert* bedder to be h8ted dan ignored. Loud, obnoxshus peeplol live by dis creed.
u has da wizdum dere, PJPerry. but usloly dose peepuls isn’t so cyoot!!
Kitteh tis miffed
Sumhao taht kitteh remyndz meh of taht tackytackytacky d-cowl on teh bakk windowz of teh trukz….u noes, teh wun wif teh nastee kidlet taking a oui-oui on….whatebbur. Mebbe iz just meh.
Ignore dis, you splortable snorgloler! *Getz out cannopner* *Turns lever loudly* Who’s hongree???????
*purks up*
yu has noms?
*luks hoapfull*
Ohai, keshet! Yesh, I am makin some tuna salad!
Plenty fer evvreeone!
yum! aifinks ai has sum vegetablol soop.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Foxgirl71 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i hazbringd tasty fudjy burfday caeks, cherri caek wif wippykreem frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee party hats, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay!! if yoo not knowz how dis wurks, teh wuden crokay ballz are paynted to luking liek trol heds an wen yoo wakk tehm wif teh crokay mallit tehy make funny troly noyzez! heer iz a list ob teh diffrent kinds:
trollus artificius, aka the “photoshopped” troll – bloo
trollus custodius, aka the caretroll – green
trollus fatuus, aka the “you talk stupid” troll – yello
trollus nihilectus, aka the “neber reeds commints” troll oar “drive-by” troll – orinj
trollus notafelis, aka the “nawt a lolcat” troll – red
trollus precognius, aka the “seen it alreddy” troll – purplol
trollus primus, aka the “first!” troll – pink
trollus rongnomus, aka the identification troll – brown
trollus tedius, aka the “nawt funny” troll – wite
so pikk yor ball an mallet an hab ufn!! i haz also bringd goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht make boingy boingy noyzez wen tehy bownse, wind-up dansing bebbeh alien dollz, kandee, an snoman coluring buks wif glo-in-teh-dark wite crayns!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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* boingy boingy boingy boi – crashsmashcrash*
*nonshalont wistlin as gizmo slowly baks awai*
it wasnt mee!
tankee 4 explanashun ob da trollz. dey bovvers mee,adn ai liek 2 fink ob wakkin dem gud and hard–awl in crokay-fun, ob korce.
Uh, oh. I fink I see somfing I nawt sposta see.
Oh nose! What has been seen cannot be unseen
yu iz juss seeun fings.
*Flashez pj wif deh majiklol flashee fing*
U see nuffink! u noez nuffink! Heer, haz a nommy pees uv cake.
No no! Nawt to pees awn caek! *hands mj a flannik*
Eeww! Eeww! Eeww! ptouie!
*chewses a braon bawl*
*lions up*
*Whack!*
duck! goose! Loon! Not, it isn’t, it’s a duck!
*hassa puzzlolled*
Wy dus lunarmommy bee duing teh Burfdae Faerie’s jawb? Hao cum seh gots teh Burfdae Faerie’s burfdae wand??
Onoes!!!! Did lunarmommy mugg teh Burfdae Faerie??? O teh hyooj manatees!!!
noh wun wuld mugs teh Burfdae Faerie. lunarmommy iz problolly juss dooing ay favur fur hur, aifinkso!
Maybe da Burfdae Faerie is taking a sik dae, an lunarmommy has stept up to halp.
Aifink dat iz wat she DID!
:snerk:
Dubblol SNERK!!! Annipuss, ai lubs ur doublol entenders! Suspenders? Eh … u noes wot ai mean.
noep, teh burfday fairie sez dat dis is an imposteter!
*choozez green trol-hed*
*gibs migthy WHAKKK*
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*Stroalz owt tu teh krokay feeld*
*Itz a littlol layte, but derz still sum tyme tu whakk sum bawls arown.*
*Oooh, luukee – derz a full set ob kullers heer awn teh rakk*
*Adn wow … twocatwoman set up a whoal buncha hoopy-fings tuu!*
*Taykz a mallit, selekts a bloo bawl*
*WHAKK!* …… …… ∩ … … … ∩ .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
*littlol voyse cums owtta bawl as it roals…*
Fotoshawppd! Datz nawt reel! Teh shadoz doan match! Eeeek!
*Taykz a yello bawl frum teh rakk*
*WHAKK!* …… …… … … ∩ … .. .. .. .. . . . . ∩ . o
Whut langwidj ar u ijits speekin heer? Ai doan unnerstan nuffin!
Hmm, teh yello bawl endid up pritty kloas tu twocatwomanz bawl.
*Aymz at hur green cayrtroll bawl*
*WHAKK!* …… …… … … …o !krak! .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
Dis babeh-tawk mayks meh wanna !krak! Feed ur kitteh helfy fuds ebry day
Oooh! Dis is gettin fun!
*nomz a cookee adn watchez deh game wif a nin trust*
Ohai der, mai cween. Wud u lyks sum milks wiff dat?
*hands teh cween a glass ob milk*
*Goez obber tu teh krokay rakk, gets a mallit*
Wud u lyk tu joyn teh gayme? *puts mallit by teh cween*
*Tayks a whyt bawl frum teh rakk*
Aifink dis wun myte say sumfin fun if u whakks it ober teh hejrow*
*Tosses bawl up-n-doan in hur paw*
*toss* Dat nawt funneh!
*ketch-toss* Ewww, datz gross!
*ketch-toss* Ai kud fink up a bettur capshun den dat!
*ketch-toss* Ai doan geddit! Whutz so funneh?
So, u fink mebbeh u kud do sumfin wiff dat? *gibs bawl tu teh cween*
*Aiams at AP’s lello bawl*
*Smak! ∩ … … … ∩ .. .. .. .. . . . . . o*
Y can’t U uze propter gammar?
*Luks arownd fur nearust bawl*
Ohai, twocatwoman! Ai didnt see u befoar ober behyn teh hejrow.
*hoalds owt nawt-floofy kaliko paw ob frenship*
Glad tu mayk ur akwayntinse, and fanks fur playin teh gayme!
Letz see if we can get sum ob deze uvver kullers intu play…
*Tayks a purplol bawl offa teh rakk*
*WHAKK!* …… …… … … ∩ … .. .. .. .. . . . . ∩ . o
Dis pikshurz a reepeet! Ai seen it befoar! Itz awn KyootKatSyte tuu!
*Goez obber tu teh purplol bawl, aymz at twocatwomanz green bawl*
*WHAKK!* …… …… … … …o !krak! .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
U can aboyd habbin reepeets if u !krak! Nebber feed chokklit tu kittehs!
Ai’ll play innaminit… i’z gunna lukk up hao tew bold adn italisizer… awf tew teh cheez town cryer!
*grabs teh orinj bawl*
*WHAKK!* ………. … … …….o ∩
u silleh! a cheezpeep awlreddy rote dat awn teh tawp! hao did u nawt see dat?
Wowza, wildbreeze – u lernz pritty kwik! Gud shawt!
Howebber, ai doan fink dat kinda troll wud noatis teh repeetin – dey duz it.
Sumfin lyk dis…
*Taykz a red bawl frum teh rakk, aymz at wildbreezez orinj bawl*
*WHAKK!* …… …… … … …o !krak! .. .. .. .. . . . . . o
Datz nawt a kitteh !krak! Did aneewun menshun datz a goose, nawt a dukk?
*Extinds floofy paw of frenship*
Tankyuberrimcuh.
Ai lurvs de games n Cheezland.
lunarmommy, dat is teh brilllyant! Yur calcify…clatsifycashun…list shud be posted sumwere for fyoochur referents.
aifinkso its on teh crier sumwere, if memoree serves…wich it rarly dus…!
Akshully, it b Gremlin hoo didded deh nawt-sekkund troll list…. den PK addinged deh latinz fur us.. u kin seeing hur list heer. Adn, yes, dere b a linkee tu it on deh Cryer. ,/a>
*faispaw* Link fail!!
I tryz agin.
PK’z list is heer.
Deh Cheez Town Cryer b here.
I iz nawt a programmer. I hatez programming. eben liddlol bitz like dat. I prefer deh lolspeek. i kant duing dis rong!
(Onliest if U pees on de caek.)
*nods* Dat’s rong in enee langwish.
*hugs mj, wif a caerful justin case*
Kitteh ignoyrz yu
Wantz nuffin tu du wif yu
Till bout 3 AM
Den deh kitty will tap, tap, tap on u wif deh toeziz.
Den deh kitty will lik, lik, lik on ur eer.
Den deh kitty will lay on ur fais.
Kitteh wil wolk wolk wolk bak adn fort.
Iz dis won ehwayk? Gud. Ova tu uda won. Ehwayk? Gud.
Ehmazun hauw ate poun kitteh feelz lyk 40 wen dose littul paws ar awn yur chest.
Yep, and den dey jump!
spleef me nug ah shucksies.
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. There b seberal peepz hoo haz joyninged uz in deh past few weekz adn I wud like tu halping awl uv dem enjoy deh tiymez dey spend wif us.
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Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh tawp u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
YESH1111!!!!!! Ah highlee rekkomend deh Cryer! Ah hab lerned SOOOOOO much about nawt furstz, etc…an been ROFLOL a bunchez when reeding dis!! Ah still hab much too reed but (!) AH LURVS IT.
*anudder unsolicited teste…tasta…testi…troothie fur ICHC*
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I was not getting the trolls balls thing near the top posting. Cause I am guilty of some of these things sometimes out of fear. So please help me out if you can.
u is not a troll. u is a lolkitteh ub da furst watar. Doant be silleh!! You does not try an be awl supreeryor and snotifiyd- u is nawt pointin oot mi ztakes ob ebbrybuddi!1!! yay 4 5 iggles!
*sniff* reminds me of my dear old lady cat who’d follow you room to room just so she could sit with her back to you. RIP Sammy, Mistress of the Sulk.
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{{{wombat}}} My isis-kitteh wud offin goe tu hur hydey-playse in whutebber ruum ai wuz in, so she kud be kloase but still be kleer dat she didnt want no pettin oar tuchin. She krossd teh brij ober a yeer ago, so sheez in teh meddo wiff ur sammy. {{{isis & sammy}}} Deyr prolly duin a guud jawb ignorifyin eech ubber in teh saym part ob teh meddo.
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