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…an eery silence fell.. the spaceship opened up, and a gangplank extended noiselessly.. a strange, hairy creature appeared, adorned with a purple collar and bell.. and after a brief moment of hesitation it spoke: ‘take me to ur kitshun, i wantz noms.’
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Gushufud fur preffurens
Annipuss getz t3h
Bawt Sekkundz Awardz. Froazinn
Milkee Wyz 4 Nomz!
No habz Conga Ratz
wissill. Habz Mil Reeng Feengeez
_( )_ _( )_ _( )_ 2 chayss awll arowndz!!
Awllso habz Beeg Wyte
Bawkz M&Mz 2 mikkz wiff
NeeHy Soda Pawpz!!!
Jack.
FangQ Jack!
Mmm, yoo shaer, Anni? *big puppeh ies*
Shore!
Oh fank yoo!
“givz meh chezburger!”
Better yet, you bringz noms to me.
Ekksploarrur Kitteh
jusst havz 2 curlz up owtsyde
shipp… Fud cumz 2 hurz!
Ekksploarrur Kitteh
Syzez up t3h Grayt Beeg Bawkz.
Feenkz hurz lykez itz heer!!
Ekksploarrur Kitteh
needz fyndz hurz Prittee Wun. Den
ebbeefeengz beez fyne!!!
Jack.
kitth iz bold adbenchuring eksplorer!
*clappity clappity*
Cloes Enconter ob teh Furred Kyd:
Doo De Doo Dum Doh!
Gud wun Ambercat!
@@@@@@
An a polly daktil, tu!
Dat proobs hims an ayleeun!
I cudn’t tell fer sure. I counted 4-5 times.
Iz bedder dan a terrer daktil!
“Fear ob fingehs”?!
Dat wuz nawt wat Ai had in myned!
Hoap alian kitteh dun wanna probe meh!!
I hazza skeered!
Ai, for wun, wekums our noo kitteh oberloards.
I hoap dey are frenlee!
i alreddy haz a kitteh oberlord, but i wuld welkum more!
Glad Dr. Tinycat is heer in kase fings get outta hand.
*Putz tbc into “protectibe restraintz”*
Ruh Rooh. Dis nawt lookin tew gud.
*Pullz up gangplank* *Closes spaceship door*
*Opens spaceship door* *Letz down gangplank*
Fergot gushiefuds. Doh!
awwwwwwwwwwwww kyooooot
reachez fir CHRG. Too layte
*SPLORT*
deh kittehs is taekin controlls ob da unibersez….der splortifying hoomans into sumissens……
teh splortayshusness iz all part ob tehms plan for wurld donimayshun.
Teh widdle pawsies…
*SPLORT*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up K_K_C’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Tank u!
AI iz anodder victimz of teh cyoot…
But dem’s gonna be big big paws wen teh kitteh groes up!
*wiu wiu cheezburger doctor arriving*
*sweepy sweepy brains*
*oooo, testy!*
nomnomnomnom
Zombie reskew fail! (Ov corse, frum teh zombie pointavew, reskew iz big suckses!)
Skweee!!!
Yesh lil kitteh, I will tayke yu tu da kitchen an feed yu noms.
duz yoo welkom yor noo kitteh oberlord too?
Ai duz, ai duz!!!
*puts awn CHRG*
*puts tugevver selekshun uv choyce gushifuds wif toys az garnish*
*presents tu noo oberlord*
Ub kourse. I awlready haz 3 kitty overlords, wats wun moore?
*finks hard*
*scratches hed*
*pulls owt calklatur*
Um… thirty-wun kitty oberlords?
O iz dat wut meens, “Gort, Klaatu barada nikto!”
ICHC be SO edumakayshunal!!!!
Coming soon to a theater near you: “Teh Kyute Frum An Otter Wurld”
See! Teh pinkee toe pads
Hear! Teh pritty mews
Gasp! As teh pointy enz shred teh kurtins
Splort! At teh cyoot!
CHRG will be given wif eech tikket to teh theeter.
iz having a kweschun
ennywun seen a polollydactyl kitteh wif a opposablol digit?
ai red itz wuz possible
Mai Loki problee as close as enny kitteh haz eber comed. Him has 2 ekstra digits awn eech frunt paw, an teh way they be placed, him can sorta use tehm lyk thumbs in sum ways… but tehy nawt TRULY opposabul, him cannawt fold it across hims central paw-pad. Him can pick up small fings, lyk howseflies an fuds, wif wun paw, an him haz tried tu immitate me at thymes, tho.
An mai Bob bees teh saem wae – an is beriberi gud at owpinin teh doars!
*makes mentul note tu mail nicewitch sum childproof lokkee fings fur her doornobs*
Wun of my frenz had a kitteh dat opind teh cabinet doors all tiem, an hur nawt had teh extry toesies.
Ai wud lubs tu ceeing teh eksrae ob hims pawsees, tu ceeing hao ebreefing joyns up. Wun ob hims fumbs bees soarta in teh ‘yooshyul’ plaes, an teh uvver wun bees soarta L-shaept, wif teh shoart sied ob teh L joynin hims paw bowt a hinch hai-ur up teh leg. Ders pikshurs awn mai prowfyul. ….. Um … wut noebunnee can gets tu , cos ai nawt has blooniss agin. Hmph. *grumblolgrumblolstoopyWPrassinfrassin*
Skyoos mii – BRB.
Der – dat shud gibs mii bak mai blooniss!
Bloo, yu haz it!!!
*lukks fur pic shoing teh Loki’s paws*
*goez tu lukk at Bob’s paws*
Bah, can’t find teh pic ai wanting… will haz tu find the ryte CD laytur. *pout* In teh middlol uv massive howsecleening, it nawt gunna turn up reel soon.
Tehy lukk sorta lyk Bob’s, tho. Mostlee. Only nawt.
Haz ai menshuned ai wanna steel Percy? Him lukk so cuddly!
Dat Bob–hes alwaz goin plaices hez not sposed 2!! tsk tsk @ Bob
Ai tink dis aleyen conkerer can be snorgled.
Earf is safe.
RARRRR!!!!
RARRRR urself, kitteh!
*Chaises kitteh, stops, kitteh chaises hyumin, stops, etc.*
Issa faborit gaim at tihs hows!
i will snorgle dis aleyen conkeror. iz snorgly.
ur right. earf is safe.
*cuddles the aleyen kitteh*
“IT’S A COOKBOOK!”
Damon Knight fan RBF scorez teh win!
fanx fur de gushies, nao dat goggies gotta go
deertie deedz dun dyrt cheep