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dont git tipz frum dese hunterz.
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Oooh! Derez wun!
Ai is berry gud dryver!
Dad lets kitteh drive slow on the driveway every Saturday
LOL! sounds lyke mai first lesson driving a manual (last weekweekweek!)
rainkitteh?
“imma eggsellunt dryvur. imma eggsellunt dryvur.”
@160MPH
**getz puld ouvr bai poliez…
Ai are nawt poyzun…just Ebil.
Teh wun wif teh stroller iz extree poynts!
tin pointes fro goggies
*holds on titelee to CHRG*
Teh orinj wunz iz sooooo daynjerus, eben if dey iz nawt poyzin.
GREMLIN!!! Plz to be caerful!!!
*gibs tacks forms*
Yep, dat cownts dubblol!
MORE cute?
Derz a lawt ob it arown heer, uh-huh, yup.
Keep ur CHRG adn gogglols handy at awl tymz.
Him lukz so preshus!! i lubz deh intense luk on deh kitteh face! him is konsentrating berry hard!!
dats wut ai wuz finking tew, pj. heer, hab a tacks form.
Pleh.
ur nawt in danger uv splortin n-ee-moar!
Oh, fan q wildbreeze! I nawt fink abowt da pinkee nose. Or da bloo eyes. Or da floof. Oh No! Pinkee toes!!!! Yep, April is rite around da corner.
…pinkee nose… bloo eyes… floof… O_O *clutches CHRG nd reeds tacks forms* (ackshully, tacks forms shudn’t affect meh… i dun pai tackses..)
Qwick fink ov laundree!
oar i cud fink uv mai messy room, mai skool, oar a tun uv udder fings. nao i’z awl depressed. D:
Overdunned it.
Fink uv cyoot-but-nawt-tuu-cyoot kittehs… ai sujjest nawt bebbeh wuns, purhaps byootimus adult kittehs wud be teh correkt dosaje.
When yu feeling undepressd, stop befoar yu start going twards spllortaje.
Iz a fyn lyn!!!
i can fink uv mai kitteh. shi haz a cyoot, but nawt a ‘splort’ cyoot. i haz her pichur az mai profile pichurs, and az an lol!
Fink uv essays!
Fink uv mafs tests!
Fink uv jografees!
No, nawt wantz depression! Fink ov beans.
Beans? O.o
♫beens beens teh moosical froot. teh moar u eet teh moar u toot. teh moar u toot teh bettar u feal! sew eat beens 4 ebery meeeeeeeeeeeeeel!♪
clappity clappity clappity hoo ray fur wildbreez
fankew, fankew. *bows*
beens beens 4 your heart……
beens 4 ur colesturol!
ai haz no moar cyoot in meh…
*ponders sending wildbreeze tu teh erliest pics uv teh Eva-Diva tu see if that curing teh lack-uv-cyoot*
whur r u sendin meh??
Eva-teh-Diva be teeny orinj kitten ‘bandoned bai her mom a lil ober 24 owrs old, an mai partner Seanya an ai raized her (wif almost daily pics an bideos an updates), an tehn her adoptifaied plasticat an hims mom uniquekitty, an nao her nawt so teeny. Her erliest stuffs cozed mass splortayshuns ebreewhairs.
Ai waz trying tu fink uv teh most oberwhelming cyotniss ai cud!
Her am teh god-kittin uv awl teh cheezpeeps whu watched her groing up an halped her adoptifai plasticat.
AAWWWW!! *clutches CHRG*
Caerful, PK — wildbreeze iz a young-un. U duzzint wanna endaynjur teh young-uns.
*finks uv Eva-Diva in hur kittenhood*
*pulls CHRG moar titelee*
*finks uv Texas (or taxes — eever will do teh trik)*
ai AM a young-un. hao did u noe?
*finks ob bein taxed in texas*
Otay, ai be reddy fur sum eva-deva pics! 
ai ackshully want tew see teh pichurs, if u haz dem onlynes!
Nawt has just pics ennywhair, sowree.
Hole fing starts here
Flashback, fur teh peeps whu haz seen resint Eva pics!!!
Um, plz tu view onlee wif apropriate purrtekshuns. Manijmint nawt responsibul fur damij tu brayns cozed bai cyootniss.
@ AngelPlume — taxez in Texas not so bad, akshullee…. dey haz no inkum tax!!
Dats sumpfin, ai suppoaz, mai cween.
But u wud still has tu libs der, adn filling owt teh forms…
Pleh, adn pleh. Bring awn teh deeva!
oh mai! Sew cyoot! I didn’t luk berry far, but still! (will nawt splort… will nawt splort…) *melts*
Wii ‘libz’ in Souf Dakota. Dey haz noe state inkum taxez eezer.
fur detaylz on how tu live in wun state while trabelling awl deh tyme in deh uzzer statez, klikking heer.
Ohai Cweenmj, Ai nawt nowed U wuz leagloly mai naybore!! * Waves tu teh souf wif teh nawt floofee paw*
Ai will sabe u sum uf dis lubblee weffer wii iz hazzing. :p
(*coff coff* hello? i iz melted!!)
(halp halp! i’z melted frum teh cyoot!!)
Warshington haz no state texas ever
will u use teh door – if I miss them?!?
yes, fur shurely! sounds lyke teh fun!
ooh deer! wer’s teh snorglol snorklol?
*titens CHRG wif eggstree duckee taype*
I no kanz reech ten an tu. Hao abowt for minitz past an for minitz uv?
*grabs CHRG nd tries to put it awn, but iz tew layt* *SPLORT*
*Skwee, skweee, skweeee, klunk. Skwee, skwee, skwee, klunk.*
Deh CCC seemz tew b needing sum wheel maintnens.
ok, lemmee see now. lukz like a serius splort.
Sweeping up deh braynez….
Just sweepin up deh braynez…
sweeep sweeep swwweeeeeeeeeep.
tukking dem intu ur hed awl nice and neet….
well, mebbe not so neet, but dey awl b in dere.
I think awl…. mebbeee most….
ya, most uv deh braynez b bak in ur hed.
*pullz on deh CHRG wif pixorz uv sealionz*
tug, tug, tug.
Haz a chokklit martoonee and a chokklit possum adn rest a bit snugglolled in dis lubblee floofee blankee. U b bedder soon.
*snuggles intew blankie, noms possum* Fankey, cween. Dats teh sekkund tyme 2day! I needz tew b moar cairful…
*luks at tacks forms*
Oh noze….. I wants to snorglol da floofy wyte belly! Cwik! Somewon HALP ME!!!!!! Iz so…..iz so tempting……he has da cyoot! Halp!!!
*starts to gaze into da wyte lite ob da cyoot kitteh belly*
I halpz u, Mittz!!!
*grabz dukky tayp.
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap!
U b saif now!!!
*snipsnipsnips air holes in taype*
you okai in there?
Otay, dis be da THERD tym I respondified an nuffing be showin up! Da past too tymes I respondified wif sumfin lyke “mrfluperdstmfffff!!!!” butt (!) now I has a frustrayted! So, my gnu respons (if it eber goes fru) is GRRRRRR!
aww… sawry! {{{mitts}}}
ai HAYT it wen nuffin shows up…
That happend to me wen I typed some similar jibbrish!
And 1 time it wouldn’t let me say Oysters Rockerfella. *shrugs*
*gasps* u sed Oysters Rockerfella… isn’t dat swearing? XD ai’m kiddin…
I NO!!! And, beleev it or nowt da context waz completelee innocent. It was a fud list.
*gasps* ohmai ceiling cat! YOU SED DA “O-R” WORDS!!!!!
I hopez you washt yer mouf out wif sope after dat. Fur shame!
XD *runz tew get sope*
hehehe…
*runs to get lemon and chardonay*
cum heeeeerrr, pj! cum eet ur sope!
I did nawt order da sope! Plz to bring extra lemons and more wine.
Tehre are a fly in this sope!!!
whale, uv corse! iz fly flavured!
jus fink bout yer taxes………..der cumin up you know!
Aaarrrrrggghhhhhh!!!!! i hatez deh taxez!!!!!
see………..keeps ya frum splortin, dunnit?
ohai, mai leej/cween, maibe dey nawt finez yu if yu kepe moobing arown so nawt wuree abowt takz? Nobuddee paiz dere takz, we nawt lib in sibilize susyutee ennymoar? Mite be a gud fing?
Oh? tekzis gawt no takz? hmmmmm.
Hmmmmm? sumwun nawt liekz me tu sai abwot no taks in teksis. Iz diss criminalzashunz?
cheesits twice, is teh tax poleeeesh, get in teh car!!!
*Waives floofy pawz tu deh west*
Ohai grma!!!
I cant fink abowt taxes wen yoo has sutsh a kyoot abatart jamamamammakitty!!!
*klunk*
*waivez floofy pawz tu deh eest*
Ohai, Tidmum!! sry I missinged ur birfday party! I hopez u hadded a happy day!
ai did ai did!!!
Fankyew mai cween
I has been owt an cellerybreated tunite..
O noes! AI misseded it too! Dat’s wut ai gets fur reedin teh nooest lol furst wen ai has bin away frum teh pewter awl day.
.
Hoep yur day wuz teh happiest, an dat yu be hasing menny, menny moar!
luks jus like me………. ai’s not fat, ai’s floofy!!
floofy is teh WIN
*bottom boost*
If u duzzint lyk teh way ai drybez, stay awf teh catwawk!
But, i ar so fashunablol!!
*strutz on deh catwawk.*
Cween iz tew seggsie….fro hur krown
♫ ♪ awn da katwalk… ♫ ♪
:snerk:
Oh mai, yeff, kwyte fashnublol. Beri pritty krown u has der.
*vroom-vrooooom-swerve-SKREEEE-swervebakk-vrooooom!*
*leeepingz tu safe-T*
*drybingz tu insani-T*
*maykingz a fabriks kalami-T*
Dis kitteh, poysin oar nawt, dussn needs tu ewes da kar. Hims kin kil wif oen seengul ray ub kyoot!
littol orinj babeh wif whyte paws! SSSSQQQQUUUUUEEEEEE!!!
*gibs CHRG wif drawings uv goggies*
Gibs teh lawng verzshun uf tax formz. Der be teh quiz studee kwik.
Ohai, WRr!
dat’s not bad fer a quadriped
Heer be teh tax kwizz.
A. Haow mennee munnies did U maek dis yeer?
B. Haow mennee munnies du U haz left ober?
C. Send in A. – Kthxbai
wut iz dis ‘left ober’ uv wich u speek?
Izz teh trikk kweschun. If U haz a kitteh der nawt be enny left obers.
A. ummm… moar’n a hundrd…
B. ummm… 50…
wut? ai’m a kid!
wow mez bruder just peeded his pants… EWWWWIE!!!!!
hao old iz he?
bleh
eww he just asked me to help him clean up
Oh, sry fer laffin. That’s usually just a figure of speech around hear.
Now it’s funnyer. *covers mouth* *actz like a cough* Sry. ahem.
Itz so sad wen onlee teh privleged kin afford a flannik.
Ahem grufflol, *wipes tears* Yesh so sad.. *snerklol*
Kitteh, If I giv yu a deskripshun and an adress, maibii wii culd dew bizness,
ai fink der may be a slightly ebil grin on dis oranje butt nawt poisun kitteh face?
I’m gonna score some points!
Not funny at all. I was hit by a car last year.
very cute good work I like it whenever the cat is hunting for pedestrians. I like this one.
♪ ♫ “He drives around, all over town! He’s Toonces, the driving cat!” ♫ ♪
that is soooooooooooooooo cute do you think your cat can drive a motorcycle too?!.
Cat-like drving detected.
dats very cute. i hav no idea ho u r, but keep up tha good work.
How do I get permission to use one of these??
super cute