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So Linda figured, why use a sticky roller on all my clothes when I can get ahead of the game and just use the roller on the cat?
purrhaps a forcefeld mite b halpful?
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pointy ends is why
Ménage-à-trois!
*looks askance*
U looks very nice in spite of teh skance!
*preens*
Congrats, carosue
conga rats! (hmmm they be skulking because the cween isn’t arount)
sensing a noportunity,
teh MERENGUE SKWIRLOLS (the arteests formerly known variously as teh Whippy Cremes or Chiffons) runbackandforthrunbackandforthrunbackandforthrunbackandforth
can’t decide which side of the stage to dance on…
SALSA CHIPmonks, join in the wild dance of indecision, so teh Banned of EarWorms strikes up
♪Her name was LOLa, she was a sho skwirlol…
AH!! ICEY!! Theze ar LEEZA’S skwirrlolS Ai mist that.
Well – since she haz bin awn “vacayshun,” an we hazn’t had ene whippeecreem around heer in sum taim, ai think it iz a fine thing fur tehm to be dansing!
They mite get board otterwize.
*holds up baybee otter*
Baybee otter?! SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!
oh, yeah! some of the skwirlols got in troublol eating my birdseed, so, being the soft
headedheart’d purrson i yam, instead of sentencing them to a fate worse than deaf, i.e., shipping them off to where they could be *ahem* nommed, i shipped them off for rehabilitation to KimKiwi’s in NZ to learn dancing from the Ebil People in her computer that are dans instructors. Sol fa, so gud.Ray! cud be Mii lernin tu dans tu?
you could ask kimkiwi *nicely*(if she’s not busy beating her dryer/washer) and mebbe she could let you learn from teh Ebil Peeblols in her compyutr.
Did I see Rhumba Reindeer somewhere a few threds back?
Prolllee!!
An ai think ai saw sum Walzing Wombats just a couple ov lols ago.
Ai think we mite need a O’Fisshual ♪liszt♪ soon!
AI iz hazzin a wunndrin if awl dese tallyntid creetshurs hab eggscaped frum the Safari Park.
*chekks teh lokks awn teh animlols kayjes*
Hmm, luuks lyk mebbe sum wombats waltzd away wiff teh wallabeez.
(waltzing wombat wannabeez?)
I borroed the rhumba reindeers frum mah Samii neighbourghs just before krissmuss… It was so dark up norf – ai had to take them wif me to lookat dem inda light…
oh – butt ( 8) ) – we can almost has a list!!
there are Tango Turtlols and Merengue Monkies and Trotting foxes and waltzing wallabies and plie-ing ponies and macarena manatees (aifink Hugh is their instructor and choreografurr…) and bellydancing bats!
We could put on kwite a show!!
Honest to god, I’ve read that 5 times and cannot for the life of me figure out what language this is.
you might want to read this
oh – an deers caek inda braek room!
triplol dublol chonklit caek wif chonklik frosting and chonklit sprinklols!!!
The cat however, was not amused.
Nawt so shure, mebbeh iz gone into a transe of pleshure
Use one of those rollers on your arm or leg sometimes… that crap can hurt.
LOL!
mah kitty wuvs being lint rolled, I fink itz like a massage
Dis kitteh luks verry happi tew ifinkso.
My kittis wuvs it too, dei will fight over it on whow’s turnit is!!
and get elebenty points on Farmville
Verree troo! Need a lint rolly fur teh rayndeer too…
heh. you get more points for the grey tabbiez, ifinkso!
Go dyrekt 2 teh sorse!
is very ergoNomic.
an eggoNommikal tew!
O noez, baer kitteh!
That’s whut I wuz finkin. Be kayrful hao mush yoo remove, yool end up with wun of those nekkid hayrless kittehs, just lyke happind to Dr. Evil in Austin Powers! *shudders at teh thot*
linda – yu mai refink dat wen pointy ens ar owt en 3..2…1…
Linda gonna needz a hole role ov bandajis, aifinkso. An mebbeh sum purrockside.
Christ you lot were fast to get here. Were you all in wait constantly refreshing the page or something?
Ohai C.Nichols. **wispurs** Iz nawt purrlight tu menshun peeps’ wait.
*giggles* Yep! Fast fingers – er pawz – we has them!
*whispurrs to C.Nichols*
EBREEWUN noes what taim teh noo LOL iz sposed to be up!
Oar SunuvCeilingCat!! SCC!!!
You don’t have to be a “first poster” to get attention here. Just be a nice person. And you don’t even have to be nice….LOL! You can “become nice”. Find a post you like, say something sweet. Rinse. Repeat. Easy!
A Lert: Tehre is a groed up joek, ober in teh Nawty Barn – plees to NAWT be lettin it owt!
whut? ai habs 2 sees dat… *heed awf 2 sees da growded awp joek inna nawteh barn*
mee too! *wanders off to NB*
Wehr? Wher? How? Wut?
hairless monkeh why so jelus of mah purty furz?
Ai wudn’t myned ur fur iffn u’d keep it 2 urselb!
Aww U not like mah furz, I thot I was beeng generus
* goes in the corner to pout*
*reconsiders and goes to sit Anni’s fresh lanundry instead*
still snowed in? How is the weather in TTI?
Let’s put it dis wai… Ai aer glad Ai aer nawt a brass munkee!
Tehre is a poLOLar baer in mai gardun, complaynin bowt teh coeld – taht’s hao coeld it is!
Iffn teh nooz peepl sai it iz ‘unpressidintid’ wuns moar Ai shall skreem!
Is cold here 2 and we can has flurries, I is offishully tired of winter,
Me too. Wehn is spring, plz? Ai can’t bleev it’s onlee Janyooree, an Febrooree is nermally wehn we has teh sno…
AIR, wuz Big Frees in Lorna Doone, wif much snowz awl around, and teh froawnzen streem — wuz dat Suffololok? Oar Sussex (!) ?
Teh west uv souf Ingerlad, Aifink.
LOL ambercat! *sends warm beems from cauli-for-nyah*
Ai kin haz sum warm tu pleez? Iz berry berry cold in Burrrginia, we hadz moar snowz lassed nite an dis moarning, an dis weekweekweek ind iz posed tu be unpressidintid cold! **cubbers eerz in antiseepayshun**
A seeks-wai tye! Wow! **bringz owt teh portablol boofay tablol** We kin haz partee fuds and drinkees ov awl sords! Lyke,
Artiejoke dip
Bananananaers flombay
Crabby bawls,
D…
Donuts
Egg-salad (wiv mai-onaiz)
Fryd skampi
Gushifud (fur teh kittehs ob corse)
H…
Halibut (fur teh kittehs, ob corse)
Icee kreem (yeah!)
Jelly
K…
Keeshez, wif spinitch an mushrums
Likkwid lybayshuns, awl kinds,
Meetbawls awn liddlol toofpicks
N…
Nutz, awl kinds
Okkopuss
Peenut buttur
Q…
Quince jelly wif quackers & creem cheez
Roses mayd uv Radishes
Salad — caesar wif grilled chikkin
T…
Takos, wif fishies fur teh kittehs
U… (wut iz a fud startin wif u??? :/ )
Upsied doun caek….hadda surch fro dat wun
Veri larje smoakd salmun
Waulnutt wafflols
X…
xouba (iz a fish) (I lukked it up)
yamz, wif marshiemellos
and… um… zebra.
(I am nawt payin attenshun… Ohai, PH, nightshayde, and willyboy!)
Ohai, wildbreeze! How u iz?
i’z gud, jest doin sum skool. (ugh)
hao u iz?
Doin ok, fankies! Ai wud ravver be sleepin, but ai hasta mayk munnies, u noe.
i wud ravver bei sleepin tew, but ai hasta dew skool, yes noe.
DX i meened ‘u noe’ nawt ‘yes noe’
Ohai wildbreeze an ebereebawdee! wildbreeze, zebraz iz frenz, nawt fuds! Yu sillee!
well, wut else starts wif a zee?
Hmm, zabaglione, zeetee, zookeeni, zestee fings, um, datz awl I gotz. Onlee got zeetee cuz we eetid fur dinner a cupplol nites ago.
oh, rite, zeetee. I noed dat. But zebra wuz teh furst fing dat caem tew mind.
Ai awlways duz zoo key knee!
Ai wish ai had sum zookeenee an ziti rite nao, an sum reel summer maters, anna liddlol basil, an sum parmeezhano reggieawno. **Pines furr teh summer**
nao ur makin meh hungree… i wantz teh pastaz!
*sigh* oh, yesh, zoo key knee ah lah provvawnce! Nommylishes! (At leest tahts wat ai cawls it.)
or a grilld cheez sammich!
mmm, grilled cheez sammitch is teh nommy tew! *has a hongree* waydaminnit, ai jus hads launch!
iz nawt lunch tiem heer, but ai iz havin poppie cornz!
Xylophone-shaped caek
Yak butter tea
Zabaglione!
Yak butter tea? Do nawt want, aidontfinkso.
Ohai Q!
*getz playte an sea lecks sum deelishus fuds frum teh sumpshoous boofay*
O yeah, ai furgotted… *noms ebreefing*
I just lost the game D:
NOE NOE NOE!!!!!! Stawp it! I dun wanta lose teh game! Who thot up teh game n-ee-ways??? ARRGH!
*noms caps*
Ai nawt fink dis iz a gaem dat ennybunny wins oar loozes. Juss fun, aifinkso!
owchies! Stop rippin awt ur kitteh’s fur, silleh hoomin!
This looks like a pretty good idea to me.
As long as you test it on the dog first to make sure it doesn’t end in pain and tears for everyone.
Uv corse, u must dew it awn goggie furst.
if goggie lykes it, kitteh wil b indifrent, ifinkso.
Tabbi fur – designined fur showin’ up on *all* colors of clothses
Ohai, littletabby! *extends floofy paw of frendship* Nice to meetcha! *gigglol* I has a tabbeh, and he sheds gray furs, whyt furs, blak furs, and honey-brown furs. Each of which is shed on whutever kullur of clothes they will mak teh best/most contrast!
Tank you, gremlin. *purrs over ofered floofy paw of frenship an ofers wun bak* Yes, wotever clothses Ai puts on, she has a color to…not match.
ohai littletabby. i like teh way you say “clothses*
Ohai, sweetpea, thnx. Ai hev bin studying lolspeak but dis cold weather maikes mai teeths chatter and it’s eezier (Ai hope…).
I do that to my cats sometimes… The love it! They rub against it and it really gets rid of alot of loose hair…
I tried, but realized quickly that I’d go through the sticky paper way too quickly. The cats don’t mind it though.
Yeah… You know what? They should bring back that pet grooming glove. I forget what it is called, but the palm part attracts pet hair…
Aw Linda, giv up awlreddy. U cannawt fight teh floof! (plus u will need elebentyzillion rolls ob stikky…)
I had a family member who knew someone who vacuumed their cat.
I’ve seen yootoob biddeo of a kitteh that lubs being vacumed – aifink she was deaf, so the noyse wasn’t that much offa bother for hur!
Kvn runsinwifakwikness for teh blo-drier treetment – even rolls arownd onna flor to maek shur teh belleh gets warmd too.
hooman home sick today but we pushes him out of howse this afternoon to get noms. There be big snow all over and frezingly cowld wether.
Hooman come back with big bags of shopping n sez ai slipz over and bang my hed. We say, oh deer, how sad – did you gets toona? He sez i slipz over ai tink i haz the hed trawma and we say very unfortunate – did yew remember thre rowst chicken too, hooman? He sed yes but pehaps ai has the konsushon. we sez takes rest of day off after you dish out toona and rowst chicken. After all yew haz to look after yowr staff – ai tinks so.
adorable smudgie
he go to bed in hiz coat but he did get noms.
Smudgie plz to cuddle wif ur hooman til he feels beddar sinse he brot u noms- member he haz de opossible thumbs and u needz him.
Teh noms r always teh most importnt fing.
ohnoes smudgie….yur hoomin mai kneed mediklol halps….hoo wil fede yu iffin he nawt waik upp?
Dis iz kleerlie an mergency!!!!
*diuls nien elebenty*
@@@@@@@ !!FTW!! (btw-its bery bery snoowee in Chicago todaas too)
a sticky problem
kitteh unsheafs poynty parts
no prob anymores.
dees ees eenteresting…
Anypne got “roll out the barrals” yet?
lol this is funny. hahaha. im out of breath. yay…
(its called sarcasm ppl)
“Lowest form of wit”, I believe !!
sarcasm is when the space in the middle when two rocks land masses are pulled apart.?
Woo-hoo, Linda has buyed teh fansee-shmansee stikky roller wif pikshurs of animuls on. Is gonna be verrah eckspensif to keep up wif shedding!!
Advise to linda: buy cheeper stikky-roll at teh discownt drugstoar!!
Make your next swetter fum kitteh hair!
Cool!.. my first time on the home page thingy!
Big congrats, A_Lad_Insane!!!! Iz a masterly staetmint ovva neeternel kweschun – wich caem nawt-sekund, teh kitteh oar teh hare?
Akshully, I do this to mah kitteh. She likes it lots. Es not *too* steeky as to pull zee hair out, but just enuf to get most of eet and lightly pull on rest. She rubs on meh like I’m brushink her when I do eet.
i finkso dat cat bee enjoiyingmafying it…..
oh, lord. three cats in my house… we’ve definitely tried this tactic….. we find however, that a damp cloth in the opposite direction of hair growth works best… … sad.
Ai do that wif mai kitteh! he runns awayy tho.
My cat LOVES when I use the sticky on her! Alas, the amount of fur I get off of her never seems to diminish.
*looks at the cat*
And not a single fuck was given that day.