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kitteh ponderz teh grate mystreez of life. like how com, when teh hoomin is sick and haz been to teh hoomin-vet, he nawt getz to haz a cone.
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U’ll nebber noe, kitteh!
Whoo, free way tie, Anni and Nenne – ai finkso we needs some drinkies an noms to cope wiv teh pleh wether so ai bring hawt applol cider, mulled whine, hawt sossij rolls, tosted crumpets wiv lashings of butter, an bacon sammidges wiv ur choice of red soss or brown soss!
Sownds gud 2 me!
ai haz an ignurunt, whut bii red soss? whut be brown soss?
ai pickshurs ketchup an beef gravee.
sipsipsip cider nomnomnom sossij an crumpets
Red soss is ketchup an brown soss is – hmm, ackshully ai nawt shoor wut it is. Is nawt gravee, is kinda frooty? Yet sabory? Ai fear ai’m nawt doin a grate job at teh eggsplanayshun. Maybe googlol can help – brb.
Accordin to Wipikedia :
“It has a malt vinegar base blended with fruit and spices, and is usually eaten as an adjunct to hot or cold savoury food, or used as an ingredient in soups or stews”
Sounds tastee. I nawt eet teh bacon but I might puts dat on my nomlette.
Ur purr sonal daffy nishun haz teh rite, wif “frooty” an “sabory.” Ur wurds wud have mayde mii think uv HP or wors dish yer sauce? — IF Ai cud hav ree membered dem.
U gotz awl dat, rite?
ai sees it lukks kinda like a roux? made wiff drippins frum teh cukked meet?
Well, dere is teh brown soss dat is just liek dat, but we duz nawt has it awn teh bacon sammidges. Teh brown soss ai wus referrin to is awlso known as HP Soss an is a condiment rather tahn a soss as such. Liek ketchup but brown (sownds kinda ikky ai know)
iz like woochestershires soss?
ai fink i gots it nao, fankees!
Yesh! Dat sorta fing, but ficker.
Brown soss is semi likwid chutney – froot an spiesis an binigur (an PLEH!)
Red soss is Katsup, maed form matartoes. Broun soss is awlso cawld HP or Daddy’s soss an is maed form…er…broun!
Yesh, alwtho in teh greesy spoon cafe dey duz nawt describe teh red soss as tomarto soss, becaws it is made mostly from e-numbers an plastic, an has neber seen a tomarto in its lief. So is cawled red soss which is tecknikly accurite.
ew ew ew! Can ai haz mai bakon sammidge no sososs plz? thnx!
Werl, is nawt bery tradishunul, but since u asked so nicely, ok. Hawt applol cider oar mulled whine to go wiv dat?
Cider plzthnx! Nomnomnom….
*trujes in from teh sno juss in tyme fur teh nomalishus guddees*
fangs martoonie, adn congratz to yu awl at teh tawp!!
Ur welcom mmm, heer has sum moar mulled whine!
oooh – fankies!!
just in thyme for lunch – and to make a slitelee boring chore more fun
*pours a larje mug of hawt cider*
*daintlee snarfs haff the sossije roars*
Sossije roars? Cheezes twice, it’s a sossije roll, get in teh car!
*nodsnodsnod wiffavigurus*
thats mah storee – anaimstickingtooeat!!!
*snerk*!!
And frow the brown soss at it – maybee it’ll mollifai dem.
Will stikkify dem at least!
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Lol – hoo wudn’t has dat reackshun!
reelee big mistery that wun!!!
Ai can has sno cone?
And awlso, why duz hyoomin has such terriblol taste in bedlinen?
Teh dark broun dusn’t sho teh durt!
Boy bedlinen. Ai feer u is rite!
Ai can smell it form heer!
kitteh on teh jawb as yooshul
“wake up nao an feeds me”
Yesh, like – oh, ur sik? Dat’s too bad. By teh way, mai fud bowl is emtee. Wehnebber ur reddy. So long as it’s nao.
ai likes teh mattress / skritchin poast. mine lukks like taht. an wun kitteh tactik lefft owt was “catt butt in the face” move.
That man is a genius!
oh – and that’s why Buster issunt alload in our bedroom… to menny golf clubs lying round, cud be notsogud for our helf…
Dere’s a new wun, wiv SNO!!!! If u watches Ambercat’s linky, it is underneef at teh end!
U mayded mii laff a hole bunch!! Fankies.
An mai kitteh wuz …. Ntressed in teh “mao”s.
THIS is my Bucket kitty!! I love this cartoon. I also like the one where he tries to smash the door with a garden gnome.
lol, martoonie, an wiff cone, kitteh needs tew be hand fed!
ai heers yoorup had a liddel sno!
Uh, yesh. Sno, we has it. An teh ice too. An teh freeeeeeezincowldplzcanwehasspringnaokthx.
Teh wevver mens sed it wus -21 celsius dgrees larst nite! Brit peeps arnt desynd fur such tempratchors; we moestly only funcshun between 5 an 20 dgrees C, owtsyd ob tehse pram eaters teh contree grynds to a halt; gnus paypers has hedlyns lyk “Teh Big Freez” or “Phew! Wot a Scorchah” and hyoomuns eksploed, or sumfink!
Cos ob thihs egg sessiv coeld,we is bean enkurridjd to chek awn owr naybors so:
Tihs is Ambercat, leenin owt teh windo an wayvin to teh odder TTI-ers. Ai is warm an mai cubberds is stokdup. Ai can get owt and is shortly goin into teh orifis fur a bit – moestly to scor brownee poynts Bfor tekkin teh nekst 2 weeeekweeeeekweeeeks orf! Errr, Ai meen “Werkin form hoem, til teh snowanyse b gorn”
Ohai Ambercat! Ai haz plentee uv fud an aer warm enuff (Juss abowt) Ai aer nawt puttin a fut owtsied till teh sno haz gon!
Ohai Ambercat! Ai sees u is ok, an if ai leans owt ob teh window awl teh way ai can see Annipuss an Tidmum too! Ai cannawt get owt ob teh hows because ob teh steepness an iciness ob teh hill wut ai liv awn, an teh inability of teh cowncil to clear teh pavemints an teh rodes (wut duz ai pay mai cowncil tax fur, ai ask yew?) but ai has teh full cubbords an freezer. Howeber, teh choklit supplies is awlmost eggshausted, so plz to send emergencee supplies by helicat to prevent disarster.
Mai rode nebber gets ennee treetmint, so eben iffn Ai wuz well, Ai cud nawt get owt.
Sew, inn teh dayze uv Clive an Raffles an Shackleton an Scott an Kipling, teh Brit peeps uv teh Owlden Days, teh Brit peeps were diffrunt. Rite?
Teh lowist obernite temp in Skotland wuz -8.1F. 14F wuz wiedspred. OK, Ai noe dat u haz wuss wevver in ‘Merica, but we aer nawt yoost 2 it an wat’s moar we doan’t liek it!
not to menshun COALD!!!
we’re used too minuses onda furr moh meeter – but not moar than free weeks of minus twenty celcius!!!
We has only had snow on christmas day – after that just coldcoldcoldcoldcoldcold – an stunningly bootiful days of sunshine – pretty to luk at, at least!!
and dey say is gonna last for moar weeks… that even the strecht of see between norway, sweden an denmark is going to be frosed over!! being ablol to walk on dry (but coald) feets tu Legoland – hasn’t happined since 1987…
Teh BBC brekkfuss sho had a fing bowt peepls swimmin in teh Serpentine (dass a laek in Lundun) in a hoel in teh iis! Wats moar, teh daft fings seamed 2 injoi it!
Teh failings of owr mental health system, let me sho u tehm!
Ai took teh trane from Denmark to Sweden recentlee – is bery impressiv brijj! (an warmer for ur feets too ai finkso)
The sweedish meet… meat… mote… weather peeps are saying that’s a possibility that this stretch of water will freeze over…
Yikes! Freezin sea – do not want! Teh sad fing is dat if ai wuz in a ski resort ai wud be bery happy wif teh sno, but it is no use at awl to me heer!
But of course it is! U can switch orff ur fridge and store all fud outside! Saves energee!
Hmm, but ai has teh mysteerious traks in mai back garden from teh cud be zebras, so maybe teh fuds will be nommed, an nawt bai me!
Ai just lieks teh zebras and ai is hopeful taht teh mystree traks belong to teh zebras. Iz lawng shot ai kno.
Prolly just unicorms again *rollz eyez*
Msaybee U iz part uv teh grate short storee bai James Thurber? Dat man haz teh unicorm in garden.
Lol martoonie!!!1!
Teh Norses an Sweeds can walk to teh Denmark, den. o_O
even skareeur – the danes can invade us!!!!
Den mark a line awn teh coste adn sai “Yu no step ober, k?” !!
Ohai, TTI’ers. Stay toasty-warm, k?
Ohai, Q, we’z doin owr best!
We can haz moar sno heer todai, butt nawt so mush! Iz berri cowld norf wind blowin down frum Nenne’s playce, mayks teh -2°C seem lyke -100°C (wll ok iz egg-zajerashun, butt neerly!!
)
Teh rodes iz awl cleer wich iz a Gud Fing!
Wanna U-scream cone?
NOOOOOOEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!
not teh Cone of Disrespekt!!!!!!
AI tink itz da cone of shame….AI’m not suer…
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.”
- Bruce Graham
“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.”
- Unknown
Ain’t dat teh troof. Mai nommed toesies, let me sho u them.
yesh an wii all noes hao “suttel” kittehs are too!
Suttel as a brik.
face-paw. face-paw. face-paw. (this iz Caspian at hiz ideer of breekfuss time if ai am sleepin in layte) folowed by toe biting, digdigdig at cobers and loud piteyuss meows.
oh, yes, deh piteyuss meows! dey b wut gits u in deh end!
*wakez up adn pokes noze owt frum unner cubberz*
OMCC!!!
it b 25F (-3.8C) owtside adn 44F (6.6C) inside!!
*Putz on robe adn turnz on furnace. turnz on electriklol heeter.
*makez kuppa hawt chokklit wif 2 candy canez and a sinnynom stik*
*rapsrapsrapsraps an eggstra floofeh cheezland blankitt round the cween*
*gets an eggstra heeter*
*gibs her a pair of doun-slippersocks*
There u go – shud keep u eggstra snuggly!
*Sets up a shelf wiff eggstra blankits, downslippers, wolly hats an scarfs and floofeh jackits – and moast importantleh – warm solid winturr boots wif spikes underneaf*
please to take of boots rite insiede the fruntdoor!!
*after u come back in… ur supposed tu wear the boots oursied … *
OWTSIDE?? u spekt mii tu go owtside???
oh noes – onlee if u has too!!!
butt (snerk) if u do – u have to be prepayrd!!!
*putz on down slippersokz*
*snugglolz in deh blankee in frunt uv egg straw heeter.*
Fankeez Nennepus!
Wii thotted LoozyAnna wud b a warm place tu spend deh winter.
Pah! Dey say dis b twenny degreez b’low normul. B-R-R-R-R!!!
Wair iz deh global warming wen u wanting it??
if aim knot rong – it’s in PBs backyard…
Itz minnite heer adn ai jussed cycloled hoam adn put teh hair condishina awn !! * sew tu speke
*
Teh W-M (blush) has teh marvelolololmus floofy fleecee blankits fur nawt sew mush munnies. Ai haz tu awn bed, is Nyce !! (dreemy smilol, fots uv returnin tu t3h bed)
That iz reely col for LoozyAnna!
*snuggleloz in blanket with cweenmj* keeping warm together is a survial teknique. No worries nothin personal.LOL
Whatcha drinkin?
*handz 5eeglolz a fresh kuppa koko
* wif deh candy canez and sinnynom stikz
iz gud on deh kold moarning!
MMMMM guud we should invite eberyone in your blanketz.
Meegwech for put me on maps. I live on the west side by Marinna.
It must take you for eber to work on this site do you get paid?.
I just lubz tu playingz on ICHC. It not taking dat much time. I not b wun uv deh Gratid Cheeziz, so I notz gitz ennee munneez. Deh Cryer and deh mapz b mine. like mai reglar blog adn mai photo blog. it’s awl just playing arownd.
“It nawt taiken dat mutsh tiem.”
Haaaa haaa haaaa cofff cofff coffff …….. teerz ob larfingn !!
Ohai mj !! * nawt larfing at yu, jussed at hao mush tiem Ai hab taiken awn ICHC sinss ai joyned adn ai ar onli heer a littlol littlol part ob teh dai !!
* 
* wiepz ize !! *
I awlolso hab teh teerz ob laffing at dis!
teh gratid cheezez shud give teh royalteez tu yu Cweeny! is awlol fanks tu yu i is eben abul tu speeks heer… am soor nawt teh ownli won.
*joinz PB wib teh teery ize*
Dis is a publik safe tea announce mint – plz to be warin ur floofy green knickers at AWL times in dis severe wether – plz do nawt take enny risks! Teh chillybuttosis is a dedly diseese!
omg!!!!11!!!!!!!1…i has a 13 deeeeegreeeez…anna BC beggins fer da tunnafishes …dubble trubble for meh i finkso….
*Winter Drors Awn*
Nao ai geddit !!
wot kitteh nawt reelyz iz dat teh hoomuns hab teh wurst fate… him nawt hab teh cone… him hab a-ne-ne-muh insteds!
NO!! No!!! *runzawayfast*
yu see. iz teh fate wurst tan def.
ai hazza laff at tihs wun.
ai uzeta werk at a plase taht made teh suppozitorees wif all kines ob meddsins in tehm, frum aspirin tew opium. we uzedta sai no prollem wiff emp loyee theft, who’d wannum?
ai cans vowtch that they nawt look like wun in “trainspotting”
Yu can chuuze yor frenz, butt(!) yu carnt orlwaiz chuuz yor enamas !!
Hoomin no gotz cone becawz hoomin no can lick hisselfs.
Hoomin wud totally traed u.
AI do not liek teh cone of shame….
my cat sits on me like that when I’m sleeping….