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aw, he’s likkin teh banilla bean.
congarats dere sweetpea
dis lol kneads SPLORT WARNIN!!! afinks
da pinkee noesis………pinkee eers…………pinkee mouf an tungs…..
*tian CHRG*
[note to TTIers: bean is shlang for hed in my neck 0 da woods; izzit there, alsew? kthxhasacurious]
Iz a raver awld term heer, but still yoozd sumtiemz.
Ohai sweetpea! **stays a sayfe distunce frum tendrills ov doom** Ai iz nawt a TTIer, butt, ai wunder, iz dat wear teh term ‘beaned’ comed frum? Lyke, getting beaned by a wyld pitsh?
*gives answer, but parrothead is too far away to hear*
**ponders jist hao long teh reech ov dose tendrillz iz**
Wen u finks u has an anser, dubblol it.
‘cordin 2 mai dikshunree, yesh, 2 be beaned iz 2 be hitted ober teh hedd.
congarats dere sweetpea
dis lol kneads SPLORT WARNIN!!! afinks
da pinkee noesis………pinkee eers…………pinkee mouf an tungs…..
*titan CHRG*
dublol poastin….wud yu beleaf ai diddit awn porpoise az dere ar too kittehs?
yesh, yesh, i would believe you i would believe you.
oooooo…… five way ty!!! kum on guize!!! letz see wutz in deh ty boo teek!! I b wanting sum kitteh mittenz.
whew. i donut think you can opera hate the clipperz whif mittens.
kittehs iz mai nawt sekkund fabrit
u canibul!
oh deer – ai kan knot answur yu………
ebry reesponz aiz finks ob haz dubblol intaundreh meenin
….. Aiz awf tu da nauty barn……. 
An u haz it
Wiff pinkee strawberee sprinklols.
Sweet! Or mebbe teaberry! Speshully on teh eerzies and teh nosie. Just lyke teaberry Hershey’s ice cream, oh nom nom nom nomnomnomnom!
tea berry? sounds good. wotizzit?
I nebber herd ov it eether.
Ohai, pj!
Ohai, wb, how you b today?
i’z doin gud… sawree i din’t post earleer… hao iz u?
lolspeak off……..gaultheria procumbens – teaberry, also called wintergreen..it is a evergreen groundcover native to the eastern states, used for tea and as a source of wintergreen oil….very beautiful plant in partial shade has small glossy green leaves and red berries.
lolspeak awn- iz wun ob mai fabrit shayd grou cubbers…doun uze et mush kuz iz rathur spensib
Tankx willy boy! ai’hm goin 2 tri dis plantz out in da sproing–member da Teaberri-gum? oar r u young, nawt liek me?
wel aiz *mumblolmumblol* yeers oled………
akshully doan membur et butt den bazooka bubblolgum an jooseafroot wuz mai fabrits…
Mmmm… me too, kitteh.
*SPLORT*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up NS’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
oh noes! Nightshayde, iz u okay?
Ai iz nao — ai gotted a dubblol reskyew!
Fankies, Annipuss & AngelPlume!
*snugglols into blankee*
*nibblols on choklit possum*
*sips hawt choklit*
*purrrrrrrrrs*
Help meh! I’z splorted… down dere… V
Oh noas, poor NS is daon! wee-ooo wee-ooo Heer cums teh CCC!
*skoopy-skoopy teh kyoot brayns intu the washy-baysin*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh speshul minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky kayrfully intu teh braynium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans bakk ontu teh kraniums*
*tayp-tayp up wiff pritty kullerd dukky tayp*
*strech-snap awn a hebby-dooty CHRG (wdoi)*
*Leeds NS tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
*rapps hur in a sawft cheezmap blankee*
Heer, has sum delishus chokklit possums, and hawt chokklit.
Doant luuk at teh kyootness wiffowt deez protektib gogglols, k?
i’z sew wurried…
rite after chokklik!
Taystz juss lyk meh!
Purrhaps ai shud hed to teh nawtee barn.
Whutchameen? Dey boff luuk lyk self-kleenin kittehs, lyk meh.
Ai nebber gets a baff kuz ai keeps maiseff so kleen.
*likk-likk* Mmm, ai has a flavr.
Sins ai be such a byootimus prinsess, ar u sprized ai is delishus?
Datz awl ai mented – kittehs dat luuk teh saym tayste teh saym.
*gigglol*
*praises AP & skritches hur behind teh eerz*
*purrrrr*
*Angies Papa hedds tu NB juss tu be sayf*
*gigglol*
*thud*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up catamist’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*fwipfwipfwip*
applies nawt sekkind aid til CCC arriveth
(wut iz CCC?)
(and CHRG(wdoi)?)
CCC = Cyoot Crash Cart
It’s how we are healed if our heads splort (explode) due to extreme cuteness.
In order to prevent the splorting, you should wear a CHRG (Chicken head rubber glove) on your head to make sure your brains stay in place. Your CHRG might come “wdoi” (with drawings on it), or it might come without. *shrug* If you don’t want to wear a CHRG, you can wear a 50′s style bathing cap complete with chin-strap. You should also have protective goggles to protect you when you look at extreme cuteness.
CCC= Cute Crash Cart; Dr Tinycat set this up for us to halp splort victims when he is
nappingstudying in the On Call Room.CHRG is hmmm lemme think what it stands for. oh yesh, Chikkin Headed Rubber Glove we obtain from the CCC to shnapp on our heads to contain the splortage of teh braynyum.
oopsie. should’ve refreshe/d
ty annipuss und sweetpea….aftur reekuvurry, ai speeded to booteek un bought beyootiful swumcap w/giganticous culfurful flowerdy stuffins on ait. kthnx!!!!
SPLORT ALERT ELEBENTY!!! TOO MUSH KYOOTNESS!!!
*Clutches CHRG titely and thinks of insurance forms*
(Banilla bean is berry gud joek, sweetpea!)
*giglol* fangs! that means a lot cumin from you!
oh, and good to see you! how you aer?
oh, and, let the Puny Seasonings Greetiings commence…
I has too musch busyness dese days – is teh seeson for all teh peepuls wit teh sicky lungs to come in wif teh *kaffkaffkaff* and *wheezwheezwheez* to teh hopstial, an also for sumthin we calls “shovler’s heart” wher a middol age cowch-tater suddenly goes out in teh snoe an eckersizes an then has ches pain. *sigh* No time to play wif lolfrenz.
{{Duffy}} Peeps keep missin work cuz they are sick, which is better than coming to werk and coffing on everyone!
*coffcoffcoff*
ooh, sowree gammacat!
Boop! ackshewally, I was out earlier in teh week wif a pleh coff, so hopefully i’m immune!
I wunner ifn “Vanilla” iz teh kittehz naym watt iz beeyin likt…
Onoes… must… resist… teh cyoot! Aah! ai can’t! *SPLORT*
*puls upp da Cutenis Crash Cart*
*hopps owt an runsrunsruns to wildbreeze*
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv SuzyQ onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
Heerz a paw inn yur eye an a purr inn yur eer! *Klink*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, wildbreeze. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt choklit.
(i thot ai posted…?)
*purr* No fanks, i dun want skoch. *sips hawt choklit and noms choklit possum*
*luks at tax forms nd skreems*
aahhhh sooo cute cute cute:]
careflol dere angie………
*hans angie purtektib gogglols wif lensis set awn hie*
gibs angie CHRG (wdoi)
Ai dunno, hims also lukkin liek hii mite bii a brainz-sucking aliiun to mii…
butt (!) is so kyoot ai wuld bii ok wif being assimilated too.
resistance is futile.
*purr* No fanks, ai dun want teh skoch. *sips hawt choklit and noms choklit possum*
hao did dis get daown heer??
Wierd Prez iz liek dat sumtiems
Aaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
w
w
w
*SPLORT*
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plot braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed viktum to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kitteh until yew feel better!
an here is some of mai paperwerk to prevent annuder splort!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Shadow83′s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankies to annipuss and gammacat fur sabing mi frm dis cat ash tropfy, ai wer down fur teh counts
aiz titen CHRG an grabbz furm 1040, shud bi ‘k naow, butt pinki noze kittehs r a tuff wun.
sssqqquuueeee!!!! littlol kittehs wif pinkee noses!
*titens CHRG and finks of pleh werk paperwerk*
Heer, gammacat, luk at dis!
*handz gammacat a tax form*
*glances at form*
AAAHHHHHH!!!!! dat is a great preventative for kyootness related injuries!!
I feel lyke singin… n-ee-buddy else want 2 sing?
duz yu no teh wurdz tu Klondike Lil?
sarry, noes. haos about I Gotta Feelin?
ai duznt no teh wurds eder, wus hopin yu new dem. ai duznt no ai gotta feelin eder. yu sing nd ai’ll humm teh harmoney
Oh, I has A Song fur Yoo!!!
♫♪♪♫
I’ve ben sew menny plaises in mai life adn tyme
I’ve sung a lot uv songz I’ve maid sum bad ryme
I’ve akted owt mai luv in staigiz
Wif ten thowzin peeplolz watching
But wii’re alone now adn I’m singing dis song fur u.
I noez ur imij uv mii iz wut Iz hopez tu b
I’ve treeted u unkindlee but darlin can’t u see
Dhere’z no wun moar impurtint tu mii
Darlin kant u plz see thru mii
Kuz wii’re alone now adn I’m singin dis song fur u.
U tawt mii preshus sea kritz uv deh truf wifholdin nuffin
U kame owt in frunt adn I wuz hiding
But now I’m sew much bedder adn if mai werdz don’t kum tugezzer
Lissin tu deh melody kuz mai lub iz in dere hiding.
I lub u in a plaic wair dere’z no spais oar tyme
I lub u fur in mai life u ar a frend uv myne
Adn wen mai life iz ober
Remember wen wii wuz tugezzer
Wii were aloan adn I wuz singin dis song fur u.
U tawt mii preshus sea kritz uv deh truf wif holding nuffin
U kame owt in frun adn I wuz hiding
But now I’m sew much beddr adn if mai werdz don’t kum tugezzer
Lissin tu deh melody kuz mai lub iz in dere hiding
I lub u in a plaic wair dere’z no spais oar tyme
I lub u fur in mai life u ar a frend uv myne
Adn wen mai life iz ober
Remember wen wii wuz tugezzer
Wii were aloan adn I wuz singin dis song fur u.
Wii were aloan adn I wuz singin dis song fur u.
clappity clappity clappity, yeah! ur majesti u iz wunnerflol
sarry, cheesfrend, i am gonna go bai baiz… i haz a hungree!
“Ebrey body pullz da sox up”
“Ebrey body putz der footz down” Oh yea!!! Oh yea!!! Oh yea!!!
“I gotta feelin…dat tonitez gonna be a gud nite!” whoo hoo!
ai’d wissel, bud mai kat duznt lik mi tu
Woow. diz be a messy fread. I be a bit scard.
Adn.. NE won member me? I luuks at pix, but been nawt reedin da cmments…
Ohai audra! noe, weas nawt met – butt aiz onlee bean hear sence da sommur
*eggstinds floofy pauw ob frenship*
Oh Hai!!! I rememberz u!!! {{{{audra28}}}} Long time, no see!!!
Hai cween! yesh, itz ben a lawng tiem. nao, ai just lurks, or nawt eben reed. ai a bad kitteh, yesh!
willy boy, nais to meat u. dis iz a fun plaice to hang owt, aifinkso!
Deh reel life kin b keeping manee peepz away, ifinso.
ohai! an hoppi burfdae audra!!!!
Nawt reedin comments duzzint mayk u a bad kitteh — it jus meenz ur a bizzee kitteh.
Hiya, Audra! Welkum bak.
Ohai, audra!! Aifinkso ai remmemmer yu!!! Haz been a buncha whyles, tho!! Walcome back!!
Hiya audra! And ohai, prysma-kitteh!
oopsie… furgotted… *extends ploofie paw uv frendship*
teh tasting kitteh haz kreepie alien eyez!!!
Adn teh boddum kitteh luuks like Yoda!
tastes like ice cream, she does
flaborfull dee-lite, she is
*wanners in giggloling tu self coz uploaded silleh pic uv teh Cory-Bear an just saw it on teh “New kittehs fur yu tu capshun” fing*
*sees dorablee cyoot CCs… almost as cyoot as BCs but is tu uv tehm*
*scramblols fur CHRG an HGGs an dukkytaype an cyoot hazmat soot an inkom tacks forms*
Whew!!! Waz close, but aifinkso ai gunna be otay!
I saw it – he is so kyooot!!!
dat is a kyoot pikshur!
gibs big tax formz
Hmm… wish there waz an opshun fur Whu can capshun it between Just me an Ebreewun… Just frenz, mebbe. *frowns lukking at lols maked uv pic* *sighs*
Ohai prysma! hao iz u?
Ohai wildbreeze! Ai be duing otay, ‘sept cold heer. Hao yu be?
ai b perty gud. but ai haz tew rite a essay… :/
Aw. Essays usually nawt much fun. Eksept sumthymes if yu gets tu choose teh topic. Mai sympafees, yu has tehm.
fankees. {{{{p-k}}}}
*frown*
I see wut u meen – sum peeps are tasteless…
Just deleeted pic… reluctintlee, but nawt habing mai babycat’s pic used fur tasteless pics. Hmph. STN.
*sneeks in*
Happy burfday Africat!!!!
its his birfdai!
Happytails birfdai Africat {{Africat}}
Omaigudness!1!!!! Yu iz ryte!!!!
Happeh birfday, Africat!!!!!!!!!
I wonder if these little guys are related to the Schblatz Beer kittehs on Cute Overload a few months back?
Banilla Iess Kreem
Kitteh habz jusst wun flayvurz
andz amz berreh sweet!
Callee~co Kitteh
habz mennee flayvurz andz amz
awll preekoashuss!!
Ornjj Kittehz nawtz tayst
lyke Ornjj. Dayz amz feenkurrz. Wawntz
2 knoez haow feengz wurkz!!!
Jack.
Ai hazza job innerview nekst Friday, an aifinkso ai haz gud chance uv getting job!
Iz nawt aminlols, iz reception/booking attan MRI clinic, part-thyme, but iz way better tehn no job an ai can wurk awn teh Feline Harmony fing awn teh syde, an part-thyme meens less chance ai gets depressd.
Plz tu be sending me teh gud thinkings fur it? Iz gunna get hard tu keep kittehs in gushifuds if nawt get a job soon!!!
ooh, gud lukk and gud job-getting beems to yoo!
Ooooh!!!
*sends ohai-intensity jawb-gettin beems to teh Eesturn half uv VLC*
*skrinches up ies* Wishwishwishwishwish upon a star, adn gud fots beeming ur wai, P-K!!!
{{{{PK}}}}
i will putting mai beemz on OHAI!!!
wii must keeping deh Cory-Bear fed!
Fanks, guis.
goodgoodgood elebenty luck for da innervyew! u can dew it, yesh u can!!
here. you can has a 4 leef clober, a horsie’s shu, a nummer 7, a penny, nd a criket.
**Beeg floofy whiet kitteh comez thro teh room an kwietlee goez unner teh bed**
* grabs a floofee blankit adn teh big coolur uf margeritas wif 2 bendy straws, goes unnur teh bed, handz wun straw tu red. tukks hur inna blankit *
Fanks, WRr.
**snugglols up in blankee nexst to WRr an sukks margajareetas up wif teh straw**
*tip toes in*
*slides nicotinee gum under da bed*
*runsawayandahides*
Fanks, pj.
Iz dis a prybit partee, oar kin ineewun joyne? **peeks hopefullee, wif wun eye shut jistincayse, unner teh bed**
U prawmiss to behayv urself?
Ifn so, come awn in.
Hmmm. Jist wut iz teh deffynishuh ov “behayv:?
*flops awn bed, hangs hed daon, an lukks unnerneef*
Ohai red. Whatcha duing unner there?
Hidin.
.
.
…..frum teh cowld mainlee, plus I seem to be stuk sumware between “Meh” an “Pleh”.
Hmmmm….
*runs awf*
*comes back lugging hyooj armful uv hotwadderbottlols wiff kitteh cobers*
*starts pakking tehm awl arown teh owtside uv teh bed lyk briks an shuvs a few unnerneef*
Fanks, p-k.
**mayks a fort arown hurself wif teh hawtwadderboddlols**
*brings a hot cup of cedar tea to rhsb* Tis is good medicines drink it slowly ota.
Cedar tea? Nevur heerd of maykin tea wif cedar. I haz teh cedar chest an teh cedar rollin pin, butt neber haz had cedar tea…
Wut’s it ‘pozed to do?
ohai red. wanta cookie?
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Sissy, Audra27, Africat, an McBam!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday cakes, rich n buttery yello caeks wif crunchy topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht sparkle like disko balls wen they bownse, wind-up raysing alien robot toyz, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Fanks, burfday fairy! Adn a big Happi Burfday wish tu teh burfday cheezfriends! *Munches fudjy caek adn sips frooty party punch, nosh sip munch glup*
Happee burfdaia tu awl the burday peeps! Ai nawt seen dese guise inna lawng time, speshulle Africat!
**Nomz a rich n buttery yello caek wif cryncy topping wif iskreem**
**puts a stikker awn hur alien robot toy an winds it up**
**points winded-up alien robot toy at neerist cheezfrend and lets go**
Wheeeeee!!!
Ai popped in tu sees if da burfdai fairy visted yet, so… Fanks, burfdai fairy! nao, I be audra29.. teehee
O hai audra##! How u is? Happy birfday. Here, has this shiny thing. I, um, picked it up just for u.
*putz fuzzy kitteh stikker on lappy-top
Happyy birfday, Africat!!
Osawree cween if mai alien robot toy runned intu yu. **puts hed unner wing and snikkers** Ahem.
Africat’s burfdai! Ai mussed sillybrate! **eets anudder peace of cake, winds up the alien robot toy BERRY titely, points it at Africat’s hoam**
Go toy go! Sind mai bessdis wishiz tu Africat!
*holdz up toe fur parrothead tu kissing*
It hurtz rite heer!
**beek folds in**
**closes eyes titelee**
**memburz adbice abowt piggee flu**
**SCHMOOS talon, gintlee puts talon awn cween’s fut**
Dere yu go, awl beddur!
**luks hopefulee at hur madjestee**
oooo…. fankeez. Itz awl bedderer now!
dubl kyoot
splortin twies
dubl teh messes
nawt so nies
finded a solooshun
at longlast
ccc opiraturs
wil werk twies azfast.
oooo – gud poem!
Is this racist?
Umm.. isn’t vanilla.. black? In which case.. the kitteh should either be black or have black dots in its fur.
RASISUM XD
he’s like licking is adorable brother-ice-cream! Sooo cute!
HALARIOUS!!!
i know, right?!
*slurrrrrrrp* (Hehe)