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ai can haz noms wif taht CYUUTE kitteh?
conga rats fur ur nawt sekkund!
awlrite, cheezfrends, ai must depart fur naow! seeya!
Congaratulationz jk2k !! Cup ob tee tu sillibrayte ??
fankyew wb an pb! izza frydai nyte an aifink ai mite getz mii sumfing a bit … strawnger!
Iz lunsh tiem, Caturdai, heer !! * goze tu maik tee !! *
Taht’s a big teecup…
Betta nawt fil it up. Yu cud draon wile habbin a cuppa !!
oar a berry tini kitteh!
prefer brekfuss maiselb
*skrambuls up sum eggz*
*fryz up sum bakunz*
*toasts up sum breddz*
*kukks teh eggs wen the bakunz ar dun*
*spreds butturz awn teh toasts*
*putz it awl awn a playte*
Heer ya go, poussinboi!
Ooo yum, AP !! Ai habbint had eggz foar … Ai carnt member ..?? !!
.. adn yu yoozes butta tuu !!
Cheez !!
Oanly teh beff in Cheezland, ware nuffin has kaloreez oar kolesturol!
Bon appateet!
* nao ai haz a hungary foar egz !!
*
Ai maykz it juss lyk datz fur dinnur sumtymz.
Whutz fur dinner? Breffist!
Eggz be gud fud enny tym ob day.
In modjerayshen, ob corss !! * gotz tu wosh teh coller estapol *
You can haz eggwite omlitz?
Ai can ete ennifing butt nao ai kno nott tu ..
* nawt yung ennimoar adn gotta luk afta maiselb !! *
Nd heerz sum haommaid jamz. Strorbeery oar peech. k? frootz grode rite heer in calf fur kneez.
Yum !! Jamz lyk grammar (nd mawm) yoozed tu maik !!
* pootz strongberri jam awn larst peec ob tost !! *
I dunno whai, zcatly. But at nawt sekkund, I red dat as “Hammorroid jamz”.
EEWWW!!
*taykz a swig ob braynbleech* Heer, pass it alawng…
Ar yu trien tu tel us sumfin, hee hee ?? * Ohai big gard dawg !! *
*holds out playte*
*luuks hongree — an hoepful*
Shairz brekfus wib NS !! * toste iz a littlol cuul nao, sawree !! *
Akshully ai askded foar a duke grey, but dis will du juss fyn, thkuberimush.
Dook–Dook–Dook–Dook uv URL–URL–URL,
Dook uv URL–URL–URL,
Dook uv URL–URL–URL…
(the URL is ht tp: // icanhascheezburger.com)
hed desk!
Earworm, arrrrgggghhh.
I checks ICHC 1st thing at werks every morning to start the day off right. Now I haz an earworm that will last for weeks.
Nostalgia note: Waz not secondist song I ever boughted, on a 45, do NOT want to know what year that was!
No – but ai will accept dis wun. Ai haz awlwaiz wannted a grey velvit kitteh.
Wayter, wun buckit ob tee, plzthx !! Hald teh kittee !!
Wayter, wun buckit ob kittehz, plz ths. Hald teh tee!!!
Waytir, sumwunz maid a mess. Bring a buckit, thx !!
* Kitteh, betta vanish !! Yu nawt aloud in teh dienign ruum !! *
No kitteh aloud in dienign ruum? Wut kind uv elebientieth-rate establishment is this ennywaiz?
PB grabz kittee nd fleas … * ai ment tu sai taht !!
*
I’ll hald teh kittee for you! *Yoinks tineh bebbeh kitteh*
Ooooo…squeee….iz a Happycat (Chartreux) kitteh! Hazza big smylol anna woolllllllly grey fur!
Ohai 2minions! Iz ewe coming to teh cheezmeet at Powells Book store in Beaberton awn teh 17th ub dis munf ? iz at 1 PM…
i’z been lukin all ober to find da brand o’ dat happicat! Fankees berimush, 2minions!!!
Bottumz awp!
wayter, dere’s a kitteh in mai zoop!
wotz eet doun?
He does seem to be doin da bakstroke, axually.
Shh !! Ebbreebuddy wil wont wun !!
GMTA!
nawt in mai zoop, he isn’t! waiiitaminit! r U in mai zoop, pj?
eetin it…
Ohai, wildbreeze!
Iz mostly a lurker at werk (DO NOT WANT teh werk to ketch me posting an taek away ICHC). Ai notissed yur post an yu sedded ‘wildbreeze’ is yur Warriors naem.
Ai lurvs tehm buks! Iz reedin A Dangerous Path rite nao – awmost froo wif teh nawt-sekund seereez. Mai kittehs (tehys teh 2 minions ov Basemint Cat) has warrior naems, too: Edgar is Nightfur cuz he has a sprinklol ov whiet hares in himz blak cote, an Bella iz Littlenose fur a obvious reezin.
Glad to meechu! *Extends slightly grimy hand ov frenship – it’s dusty daon heer inna basemint*
*extends ploofie paw* Ohai! Nice ta meetcha! Yurp, dey are teh bestest buks! ai jes got teh third buk in teh thurd seereez. but ai can’t reed it yet…
Lemme gess…skulewerk! (pleh, pleh, pleh, ptui!)
kinda, but nawt zacktly. i’z still reedin udder shtuffs.
which books are these!
and ohai wildbreeze! I’m glad you joined us!
iz teh Warriors series. and fankew!
Warriors series, bai Erin Hunter (hoo iz akshully sebberal peeps ritin togevver). Iz listed as children’s buks, butt (!) tehy iz berybery complex an sofis…sofa…complex stories wif no eezy ansers.
Ifinkso tehy iz sum ov bestest fantasy buks Iz reedin in yeers!
iz 3 aufors. nd iz sed tew b kids buks, but i hav herd of growed ups who luv them!
Tehre am sew menny buks wat sposedtabee kids buks, butt(!) dey tew gud nawt tu reed, duz nawt matter hao oald yu bii!
Dassa BBIIIIIIGGGGGGG cup!!!
GMTA, your Jamesty!
Duz Loozy Anna still has a cowldness?
Yessssssss……. *shivverrrrrrsssssss*
barely got abuv freezin tuday!!!
nawt much bedder forecast fur tomorrow.
Hards to belleev! Ai livded in Winnfield an Tioga (in teh norf haff ovva staet) wen ai wuz yunger. Ai nebber rememembers temps inna 20 Fs!
Imajin iffit stayin cowld fur Mardi Gras! Nawt so much shirt flashin, ifinkso!
Itz 38 C / bowt 100 F heer in Melburn riet nao !! * Ime hoam insied*
*startz putting pontoonz on motorhome for trip tu Auz*
Bring yor facta firty sunblok !!
Mah Big sis jus came hoam frum teh middlol eest.They wuz cowld owt thar….it went from 40-60C down to 24C….tehn .they gets to TTI an we is minus elebenty C wiv SNOW!!!
Wi goze daon tu 13C in winta, so no sno !! Golbul werming bene gibbin us 45-47 heetwabez teh larst twu yeerz !! Do nawt wont !!
Got 42C / 108F kummign on mundane !!
* 60C/140F ?? Ai wudbe ded !! *
They be in teh dezzert in arablandia. Iz teh HOTHOTHOT awl summar…then they has teh *winter*..(whut wud be heatwabe summar for us in TTI) …they has got so used to teh hot heat, that teh *wintar* ober thar is cold
….an commin hoam to TTI for hollyday vizzitations has cumpletely thrown teihr bodee thermommitters!!!!
Mai Sissy has a biiiig lub for her winter duvet an lektrik blankee
Aus peeps in Darwin hab 34 C nd hi hyumiditea awl yeer. Gets tu 99 purr scent bowt nao. Tehy say tehy fynd it tuu coald jus 300Km souf in Katherine. (itz stil berri hawt tu mi). Eben Tasmaniacs get hawt wedder tihs tiem ob yeer. * PB wunderz if hi shud corl tehm taht …. o wel !! *
LOL @ Tasmaniacs!!
I like teh heet…dry heet..hyumidittee nawt sew grate akshully…
I likes warm an sunnyshine wiv jentul breeze.
Cowld cowld Brrrrrrr freeeezin? Hot Hot swelter melt?
PB – dis remindifies me uv Okinawa. We libed dere fur 2 1/2 years (hubby wuz in Marine Corps). Inna typhoon season, humidite wuz so high dat it felt like breathin water.
Oh, kan I come tu yur howse poussinboi? Iz gonna bii round 9 F heer tunite.
I almoast flashed my co-wurkerz erlyur 2day, unintenshunlolee.
I wuz taykin my swetshurt awf an my shurt almoast camed awf wiffit!
either that or a teeny tiny kitteh…
Ohai P_t !! Iz lait fur yu ?? Yu betta yett ?? * hazza cury ass *
o hai
yes, it are late. i has been sleeping / not sleeping odd times – i are on the mend but not ‘better’ yet – thanks fur asking
Um… *whispers* …. PB — Ifinkso maebee derz a kweem furr yer condishun …
*gigglols*
* snikrs *
I’d need a biiiiiig weeeweeee after drinkin taht!!!!!
*liynz awp fur teh big weeeweee*
…And I’m off to da nawty barn….
i has a kweschun… wut iz teh nawty barn?
Is nawt fur littlol kids.
Itz teh playse we goez wen we fink ob sumfing dat wud nawt be approp… apapa… nawt be OK fur a fambly sho awn TV.
If sumwunz bein nawty, we sends dem tu the nawty barn until dey relaxify adn can controal teh urj tu be nawty. So be gud!
It’s like a “time out”
ah.. okee…
*rereeds comments* um… i’z awf tew teh nawty barn…
sum uv uss spind lotsa tyme en teh nawty barn.
Sum ov us taeks moar tiems tehn otters…
i’ll taek moar tiem if ai keep reedin dese comments…
oh mai! ai jes noticed dat it’s a scottish fold! nd a kitten! SQUEE!! *tightens CHRG* three cyoots in wun dai! ICHC iz trieing tew kill us!
Ohai, wildbreeze! ai sens yu teh fluffee paw awf cheezfrensheep!
(eet bii frum ‘azevedan’ fur reesonz haffun tu du wif stoopee wurdpress)
fankew!
Ohai wildbreeze
I is Tidmum frum TTI .Pleezed tomeetcha *holds owt floofy paw ov frenship*
fankey!
o hai
*extends friendly paw of fluffiness*
i think it has been scientifically proved that scottish fold kittehs are 17.25% more lollable on account of the ear floppiness…
nd 20% moar cyoot!
Ohai, cheezguys. ai gives a floofy paw o’ frenship to da floks ai don kno!! Adn ai has a confoozed. what kind o’ kitteh iz dat? Da shartroow or da skottyfold? *beriberi easilee mizled du to not no-in da kittehs!*
scottiyfold can b moar dan wun kind, ifinkso, becuz teh flooppy ears iz jes a lack uv cartilage.
I can has jiunt kitteh inna jiunt teecup?? Pweeze? WANT!!!!
I r a TTIer afterawl.. Tee is ower nashnull dwink!! Kitteh is a bonus!!
Like teh litlol paper brolly inna drink!
Izzit Felinitea?
I kin finkso of bedder naym foar kitteh den “Earl”.
Gud naem fur goggie, tho. Speshly naybor’s noisy goggie…
dat goggie is teh earl of annoyingnesses.
In dat caes….lissen to dis !
Yu reeded mai mined (oar at leest mai commint) EGG…ZACKLY!!!
My BFF’s now-ex-huzbin refyoozed to eet blakk-eye peez aftur dat sawng camed owt.
I donut kno why….
Oh, an himz naym iz Earl.
*snerk wif joi!*
Shii nawt keep hyme in da trunk duz shii?
Ai takes soogarz wif mah tee. Nd yoo can’t haves tee wifout cake!
excusme waiter, I beleev I ordered the large cup o’tee
butt (!) I gibbed yoo a large CAT ob TEE!!!
adding hot water not recommended…
Wut I wunna kno iz WARE in teh whirled of BC duz yoo get a cup an sawsur DAT FLIPPIN BIG?!?!?
An, moar importantlee…..WHY????
Iz a plant potter, Ifinkso. Nawt tu bii confuzed wif pot planter.
I gitted wun fur my mommakat wif flowers painted awn it.
ding ding ding!!! FTW!!! Iz a plant pottar. Mai mawm haz won she doeznt eben yooze. Ai keeps wayting fur kitteh to kuddlol up in it butt (!!) nowpe.
I’ll take tu pleez!!
slitelee OT…
teh Stinkurz am wagin war on mah curtins, carpits an uvver *soft furnishins*..it am 1.20am in TTI..why is tehm nawt sleepin???? O.O
Tehy is teh funneh bois!! ..an liddle buggerz O.o…at teh same tyme!
I fergettid whut fun *smawl* kittehs am!!
LOL! teh babehs are the unfy!
tehy sure am!!
I is lafflafflaffin at tehm antics..prolly wont be laffin wehn I check owt the dammij in daylite
Iz teh Kitteh Munkee Howr!!! Wuz a rich…rite…happend ebbry nite wen mai siscat’s kittehs wuz smawl. Alwais follolwed bai teh Sleep Ov Teh Dedded Kittehs Howr…
Hazel,the wise old laydee, am ‘asleep’ in Mr T.M’s recliner chare….wehn teh bois go neer, hur iyes ope an seh gibs dem *The Look*…
I is neer peein mah drawers at teh dynamics an antics of teh old an teh yung… Hazel *fergets* taht she was a kittoon wunce
*handz Tidmum a flannik.
just in case.
Fankees cweenmj
Is berry handee to have arownd…tehse bois am teh owtrajuss!!
I kant hep mahseff wen tehy start!!!
Tehy just TUUU much fun, yepyepyepyep!!!!!
Can hardlee wait ’til lyf gets sortid owt an ai can haz lil wuns in teh howse agin… sumhao. LOL Iz just tu full uv laffings an owtrajusness, whu cares bowt teh destructification of teh howse?
mai kitteh haz teh cyoot. shi’s awl curled up awn her pillow, wif her noes in her tale! i sew preshuss!
er… IZ sew preshuss. i am nawt reely dat preshuss.
Awwwww
{{{{wildbreeze}}}} u am reelee dat preshuss!!
aww, fankew, cween! but mai kitteh reelly is moar den ai am. shi’s awn mai profile pichure! but… ai dunno hao tew show yew mai profile…
I haz ben tu ur profile and sendinged u a fren rekwest. U haz beyootimus kitteh!!!
U kin go tu deh avatarz paig uv deh Cheez Town Cryer fur halpz wif linking ur name tu ur profile.
yoo need to be BLOO!!!
klikky awn teh cweenmj’s nayme, taht will tayke yoo to hur profyle an awn hur profyle yoo will fynd teh linkee to teh Cheeztowncryer, Awn teher, is awl to halps an info yoo need to mayke yorseff bloo.
to show your profile, you need to do is include your profile URL – that is
ht tp://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=wildbreeze
(but close up teh gap between ht and tp)
where there’s a box for ‘website’ under your name and e-meow address when you write a comment.
i must admit i don’t always remember to do mine…
i’m sure i posted that as a reply to wildbreeze’s thing about not knowing how to show a profiles.
wordpretzel is like that sometimes…
(ooc:) oh, fankees! oh, nd it did dat tew meh, tew, today.
(ooc:) naow hao tew make mai profile pic show?
seeing mai note abuve! it b habbing a linkee tu deh rite paig fur ansering yur kwestyunz.
ah, wel, dere b mai problem. i dun hab, nor du ai want, a wurdpress account.
Yay — u hazza BLOO!!!
ai noe! i’z sew happee!
YES LIKE PICARD
all in good taste. make it so.
Kitteh. Earl Grey. Hawt.
Makeitso, Aifinkso!
Oh Wayter — dis kitteh fell-inna-tea.
No – nawt complaynin. Jus thot u mite liek to see.
*heddesk*
Open Inbatation tew awl and sundry to attend teh PDX Cheezmeet on Jan hue airy 17th at Powell’s Book Store IN Beaberton, Oregon. Iz at 1 PM on Caturday Next!!1! ( nawt tewmorrow) look fur the Happicat Picture!
AI will bee dere, Will Ewe?
stranglink a laff!!!
*tippytoze in an luks arownd ankshyoosly*
*whispurrrs*
will try to be there, catslave, ifn teh Baron lets me owt yet
*runsawaywifakwikness*
ohai catslave – ai’ll be dere. Ai taking practise dribe dis weekweekweekend to make sure ai donut get losted.
ai wud deerly luv to bee dere, but iz 2 fur away. Adn ai luvs da Norfwest, 2! elebenty beri mush!
Tew cyoot!
*Splort*
onoze! kitteh_Kat_Celia splorted and
nobuddy noticed ahcuz teh hole thred moobed awn!
*jumps into teh CCC*
*manoobers, skreech, manoobers!*
wee-woo, wee-woo
be lukkin owt fur teh crash cart!!!!!
*skoopee skoopee skoopee* teh braynes, gibs up awn teh ***
rinsees them wif wite finzandel (fur relaxation!)
patty pat, patty pat teh braynes back into teh braynium!
replaces teh delikat braynium bonez an tapee tapee tapee wif teh “hello Kitteh” dukky taype!
Applyze teh xtra-strenth CHRG (wdoi)
putz awn summore dukkee taype, juss tew make shoor
eskoorts Kitteh_Kat_Celia into teh splort recubbery lounge, an wraps her in a floofy CheezPeepz blankee
(lukky taht 2minions sent me won fur Christmas!)
Hands KKC (duz yoo HAVE tew hab such a complicated name?)
a cuppa hawt choklit an a choklit possum, along wif some tax forms an election propaganda to be distraktin her!
PLEEZ donut be lukkin at ennyfing kyoot wiffowt yur protektive geer!
O tank u for teh savez, sunnyhuckle!
AI just can’t resist teh cyoot soemtaimz…
ohhh, ai reeely unnerstanz, KKC! iz juss teh skary win ebbrybuddy iz gawn…luckily, 2minions sent me my own CCC kit fur Catmus, an jus fur teh emerjensees! wuz glad tew be halpin
*sunny glows frum within*
glad yoo are Okey-Dokey!
Tank u again four teh save!
Did anyone mention the resemblance to Meret Oppenheim’s fur-lined teacup sculpture?
iz mai kitteh EEKY!!!
Computer…. Earl Grey… Hot…. with kittah!
Toast? Who needs toast? We don’t need no stinking toast!
HA!
OMG: I friggin love this picture! I collect teapots and that’s the breed of cat I want! This is too cool. *saving*