Oooh, that peese will adds nicely to mai kollecshun unner teh fridge!
wile ur down der, can u git mah mowsie?
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matches the floor, tu!
Conga Ratz carouse adn NS. Ai wuud hab teh ratz dans fur U, but iz too cowld fur dem tu bee aowt.
U can haz teh hawt KoKo wif whippee creemz adn teh hawt frum teh uvvun blooberri kobbloler insted?
Fankies, WRr. Ai wud lub sum KoKo, but aifink ai will pass on teh blooberri kobbloler. Ai kin deel wif raw blooberris, but dey duz nawt appeal to me in cooked form — no way, no how.
Dat reminds meh — ai haz sum froot ai needz to yooz. Ai mus maek anuvver Cranberri Applol Crisp. *drool*
Ai haz peech kobbloler tu if teh blooberris nawt liek u. It nawt haz teh warm, butt wii can put it inna mirklolwave.
Fankies, but no. Itz bery kind uv u to offer!
Buttt. . . butt . . . tehy CLING to yoo, appealing frum their deepdishus. . .
Eber since ai hadded a beeeeg fite wif Peach Schnapps, teh thot uv ennyfing peach gibs meh a sik feelin in teh PIT uv mah stomach.
Ishooz. Ai haz dem.
Plus, ai haz a weerd fing abowt froot goop. Ai iz kwite particular wen it comes to cooked froots in mah fuds. Applols, cranberriez, pears, citrus — all ok. Berriez tends to be hit or miss.
in ree lyfe, I cannot, effer but here in teh ICHC, I can has! kan yu puts teh ice screem on mine?
Oh Yass. U want teh blooberrie ice screems?
vamilla, fer teh contrast.
So datz where teh puzzlol peeses iz.
Nd heer wuz thinkin dat kitteh wuz helpin me wif mah puzzlols.
Dat’s wat dey b wantin you to fink!
Mai kitteh can’t help n-ee-ways. She stais outside.
yu cans bryng teh puzzlol owtsyde tu teh kitteh.
I fink she wud nawt care bout it. She’d probly sniff it, den walk away.
yu hasta pretends yu duzzunt wunts hur halp den shi mite pownce onna peese oar tu, afinkso!
Shi usta trie tew byte mah pens wen ai wuz ritin.
dat sownds abowt rite.
nd shi’d lie awn mah buks wen ai wuz reedin.
ah! ay memburr uv F.A.L.
Feelynes Aginst Litturacy
Humph. It sez mai comment iz awaitin modration. I just sed this:
ai dun no wut it iz, but kittehs r draun tew buks.
ai feel speshul naow: ai naow have 3 capshuned pichurs on mai profile!
Plus ai had a link tew mai profile.
No, wait till da puzzlol b almost alllllll dun!
I will put it neggst tew the milk rings.
…adn deh bred tyz…
. . . an teh dryed graype. . .
….. adn deh pensil eraser…..
*waivez ohai tu Janet*
*peeks aut frum under teh fridgte*
*waives bak*
OHAIi!!
Whale yor unner der, wuld yew git doez bust dunnies foar meh?
D’yoo want teh gray hares too???
[czechs beard]
Nope. Got enuff ob doez. Tanks awl teh same.
Weerd, huh? Hoo gnu?
ummm, teh shadough?
*snerk*
The 5 O’clock shadough?
[fawls awf ottoman]
@@@@@ 4 PJ
yeah, dat’s teh shadough I mint!
All ob yer green monopoly howses; dey belong to me!
. . . an teh littlol yello parcheezee burgeri guy. . .
*pawnders*
Why duzzin teh legos goe unner teh fridj?
Instead dey goez intew my foot wen ai creep down tew git uh glass ob milk in teh middlol ob teh nite.
[toses milk ring unnder teh fridj]
kitteh uzes dem az kaltrops?
…adn the pencils..
wif teh mis-matched sock colleshun!
Dont blayme the kitteh! Its teh dryers fault!
teh dryer tells the kittehs to steel teh socks? My kittehs are onlee interested in shoes!
*must make sure not to mix up teh mowsies, pieces, and pensuls unner there*
Hai cSmall! Happee Noo Yeer!
Ohai Janet! Bakachoo!
Gesundheit!!
xD
SneezSniffleSnork*
Oh Hai. Pardon mai drippy noze.
Aneebuddy wnat sum flavered ethanol?
*Gets out teh Johnny Black bottlol*
*Pours*
*GlugGlugGlug*
*Hmmm… A litlol more…
*Glug*
Slainte!
*Hick!*
*Hic* *Haec* *Hoc*
STN!
Huis! Huis! Huis!
amo, amas, amant…
Te amas, Maus – wuz finkin ov yu an yur birfdai partee las yeer, an missin yu lots, an den ai reeded awl teh posts were ovver Cheezpeeps missin yu, an den YU POSTID!!!!!!
Justincays yu gets teh well an hassa goes bak to stoopy pleh werk, happitayl birfdai nex Toobsdai!
When in Rome…
muss man mit den Wölfen heulen
(yoo gotta howl with the wolves)
buono! En bocca de lupo!!
oar in bocca al lupo
nertz.
lupus ist ein Lobo Loco!
it chooz up mein Bonez,
it lapps up my flooids,
it fryz up my brayne,
*coffhackwheeze*
I’ll have some! darn sore throat!
*Pours Gamma 3 fingers*
*GlugGlugGlug*
Enjoy!
*Hick!*
oh FangQ maus! *sipsipsip…glugglugschlurp*
Hick!
.
.
Hick!
Long distance schmoo to eberypeep!
“Attchooo!” I habs a sdot dose… *Glug* Eww! *Glug* “Sdiff sdiff”
Hazza belt, perry…
*GlugGlugGlug*
It’s “good for what ails ya…”
*sniffle snork* cud bii ai mite gets a code….mebbe jus a littlol flavered ethanol fur prebentib porpoises? kthxhic!
48 65 72 65 27 73 20 61 20 63 6f 64 65 20 66 6f 72 20 79 6f 75 2e 20 4c 4f 4c 2e
….. .. — . — …!
*snerk*
42!!!!
*braynes inna skramblol, thinkin ov Morse-Lolspeek*
*whispurrs ti Jennifffuurrr*
a couple ov lols bak, tehy put up teh code braker plaices . . .
Othanx…I wuz cunsiderin awl teh opputoonities fur mixin up dits-n-dashes in lolspeek! An you kno how sum Cheezpeeps git distraktid by dots!
. . . . . . . . . . . . . Oooooooo. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Ooooooo dots!!!! shiney!! dots!! Oooooooo
62 75 74 74 20 62 75 74 74 20 77 69 20 77 75 6e 74 73 20 74 75 20 67 69 74 73 20 6f 76 75 72 20 74 65 68 20 70 6c 65 68 20 63 6f 64 65 73 21
Ai iz glad to see u maed it thru ur debreefing relatiblee unscathed.
*pranceprancecapurtwirl*
Itz so nice to haz u heer, Maus. Teh blog jus izzint teh saem wiffowt u (iz still wunnermus, ub coarse, but iz nawt teh saem).
Fankee NS. I is heer ’cause I iz sick. Prolly oughta be inna teh bed. Mebee heer tomorrow 2. Unless I is betterererer…
Hope you feel better soon Maus (even though we miss you teribblee!)
I’m gonna get my medicine and curl up on the couch wif mai kittehs!
Boop!
BOOP!
Ai noe — an ai iz bery sowwy dat u iz sik, but glad dat u gets to play wif us between naps.
*nodz* wut shii sed. wii missingz u maus!!
Well, where iz yur lappy top?? Yoo ud be in bed – an bee heer – at teh sayme taim! MAJIK!!
Gots no lappytop aneemore. I is outta bed wifout teh permission of Mrs. Maus. Gonna get a whippin, aifinkso.
Ohai Maus!
Yu remindz mi ov teh old Red Skelton riff…
“If I dood it, I gonna get a whippin…
…I dood it anyway!”
[clears throat, ahem]
Shirley yam koming down wif sumfing.
[holds owt glass]
*Pours*
*GlugGlugGlug*
Cheers, ma fren…
Ooh! Me! Me! Pick me!
I have a… um, a… broken fingernail.
*Hands LCB some Souper Gloo*
OK?
I can Sooper Gloo ur briefs back on u.
OK?
Um… I not wearing… um… nevermind…
He wuz debreefed on teh last lol, cween.
I think the tree finners is going to be more like 4 or 5 finenrs if Maus keeps drinking and pouring.LOL
Hmmm… An eggsellent suggestion. Lessee… 5 eagles… So… 5 fingers fer you?
*Hick!*
Thanks but I don’t drink. But I will have the fuzzy water.
LOL. GMTA.
iffen yu iz porin, ai iz drinkyn!
ai haz had dis coff coff syns beefour crissmuss.
Belly up, keshet! Itsa ICHC bottlol, witch meens its bottomless! I haz fizzy waddur an’ stuff too!
fankie maus! yu r teh genurus!
I also haz sum Drambuie sumwhere. Rusty Nails fer peeps who wants sum!
wow! yu has Drambuie?? ai hassunt hadda rusty nail ina loong tym. ai ushyooly hasta ste..er, borrohs teh Drambuies frum mai dad.
sumbuddy did dat at owr haows tu wun tiem b4 nd den she sez haz tu haz sum fur hur cawfeez wen she cumz bak agen. Ai goze tu stoar nd oooopsiez . lebentee munniez! Tu spensib fur me.
Tetanus shots is opshunal, as always…
*snerk*
I nevvar seen Tetanus @ teh likker stoar. But is drinkt frum a shot glas?
Ai wuld rather hab uh tête à tête shot.
[Maus pours shot]
[NC and Maus hab uh liddlol wun on wun]
*rabblolrabblolrabblol*
I lub yew man.
I’d rather haz a fuzzynavel, plees.
>^;^<
*stuffs lynts intu mitsubachicats bellehbuttun*
*adds some peechy schnapps and orinj joos*
*gives keshet snorklol*
*Stumblols into thread*
OHAI Cheezpeeps *hic* I be on teh CheezPeep map now so I has bin sallybraiding with some Wiser’s whiskey, proud lee bottlold in my town of home
*Hickhackkthxbai!*
Ohai CheezPete !! Niec tu sea yew awn teh map !!
* If sumbuddee wer tu steel yer whiskee wivvowt yer nollidge, wud yu bi nun teh Wiser ?? *
HAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEEH!!!!!
ROFLHO!!!!!
NO–fuzzynave is orinj juse, peech snaps, & vodka!>^;^<
I fink tat how dey make em here in Canada too pjpery.
Thats otay—Im sure they tasted just fine w/o teh vodka.
at least aifinso vodka goes init. :bigsmile:
>^;^<
ai has had dem wif an wifowt teh vodka. taystee eevur wai!
I just googled it, fuzzy navel it has Rum(m) too what the heck.
keshet why did you stuff lints in my bellybutton if you knwe wat a “fuzzynaavel” was!!!
on the other paw, i can see a teeshirt with someone stuffing lint into an orinj or someones bellybutton & someone else adding orinj juse & peech schnapps helpfully.
a new legend is born!!
>^;^<
No buddy ever complayned.
wat would happenz if we add som shampers in a beeg fancy glass…..
I guess me offering cedar tea is not the place right now, then how about later.LOL
Wat’s cedar tea?
iz speshul t u drinks on passova–
How about some hot choklit w/ english toffee cappucino added?
I dont do hot tee often–peppermint tea w/ lotslotslots of honey sometimes when working 11pm-7am shift to stay awake!
>^;^<
yu can had a virgin navel. Skoal!
Teh mind bogglols…
i dont have them very often. onct / twice a year mabbee.
ive also simply mixed peech juse adn orinj juse. thats good too.
>^;^<
:ick:
Peach Schnapps combined wif vodka tried to kill meh wen ai wuz … erm … abowt twenny-wun yeerz ago. *shudder*
Wish i hads a place to put a table to do some puzzles. oh well.
Ta for now.
Thanks keshmet for the laugh: aim still snickering about the lint!!!
shmoooooz to awl! love ya
>^;^<
:embarrassed: not keshmet, keshet,
sowwy.
noh wurries!
*wayvs*
*wayvs back * thanks
it was a good laugh.
bye
>^;^<
[haz urge tew dans in 2/4 time while holding uh serrated blade]
massokizum tangoh??
Stranger in Paradise?
Iz tew layt? Ebreebuddy goned?
Awwww. ebreedbuddy IZ goned. I haz nobruddy tew talk tew…
I goes…and den I comz back!
pj hassa revolvloling doar?
Oooh… revolvloling doar! *spins round and round* WHEE!
*spins back in* WHEE! dis is fun. Uh oh, back out I go!
*spyns doar fastur an fastur*
*can’t run anymoar, stops, gets pushed bai doar* WHEEEEE!!!1!!!11!! *thunk thunk* WHEE!!1!
*stumblols out wiffadizzeeness* ******
* * * *
**
*
*stawps spynning doar. hed keyps spynning*
wooo! ai has teh dizzie.
*keeps awn spynning wif doar* HALP! I cant get awt! HALP MEHHH!!
WOAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhh WOAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhh WOAAAAHhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!11!!!!!1
HALLLLLLPppppp!11!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*Sticks foot in door to stawp abrumbply* OUWW
*Chases keshet wiffa buckett ov cowld waterz*
*stumbles awt, wobblin*
*hurk* I dun feal sew gud…
*Wildbreeze goes flyin through de air*
WUT?!?! wai am ai flyin fru teh air???!?!?!?!11?
U HAZ A CRAZIE!!
*thunks pj on teh hed*
Soree, cheezfrends, but ai must go naow. I haffa be up by 5:30.
*runs awai wif akwikniss…nawt inna strayt lyne*
sweet dreemz!
I is here. Is mai naym!
Gud nite, Cheezfrenz — itz tiem fur me to going hoam frum werk.
Night,shade!
Gud nyte, nightshayde! {{{{{nightshayde}}}}}
Wuvs youze guys all berry muchness. Jus got back from rescue mishuntat lasteded 2 weex foar me. PA to NC to saves mie sonz cat, hiz bad boi kitteh got out of son’s apt. an rans awai day son was due to fly out 4 vacashun. wud have ben $600.00 airline change charge 2 redu flight plan 4 him. He calz mei n is all boohoo Momma come saves me kitteh ai dunno whats 2 do he is mizzings on mei n prolly lostest foareverz affer beinz onliest kitteh of mine foar 10 yrs! Mom Halp! LOL so he leaves key foar me unner door mat. 14 hourz drive downz frantic with worriez takin onlie coffee stops to fillz up car n self. Get there, get in, cat nowhare 2 B seen outsidez. I left food out onna back poarch and back door opened an soon az dark comes here stolls inna back doar the lost boi kitteh. He goes tu hiz water boal and I runz n slams back door an he iz inside again. Adrenalinz woarkz wonderz even foar old bat like me onna cane even! So I calz son an he iz all blubbery n cries cause his baby boi iz now safe wiz the wonder Mom. Kitteh boi n I spendz ze chissymas n gnu yearz togever watchin the cable TVz un munchin on fud. Son getz home safe from flight n I getz to do 14 hr drives baccka my haus to have late holiday wiv my crazie from missin ther mommy 5 kittehs n my wuvie S/O/spouse. az paymentz foar my going down son now haz tu feed feral kittehs that I spent 2 weekz trainnin to come n eats Noms at hiz back door iz hiz promise tu mei he will. Safe kitteh boi wuz hiz bestest chrissmouse present evah. I sucha softee. glad tu be home safe tho az winter blizzard followed mei alla way home thru Virginia an wes Virg. mountainz an alla way home thru Penn tu. I wuz one scared kitteh mom n grammy drivin tru snowz at 25 MPH onna highwayz wiv my car noze almostest stuck up a tractor trailors butz hopin he knew where road wuz cauze I sure didn’t an cudn’t seez it aytall.
Wow! Sandrainia5kittehs, You izza gr8 kitteh and son’s momma! Fanks fer sharing da happehtailz!
yu dun gud, Sandrainia!
*frows bucket ov cowld waterz on keshet fer spinnin revolvin door too fast*
XD lol
U welcomz PJ jus glad I cud halp son n hiz boi my granbaby kitteh! An glad glad Iz home safest n soundest n I say big huge hugz n thankz tu all the Knights uv the Road wunnerful truckerz who let crazee cat ladie do tailgatez on bumpr tu get home safe wiv out gettin outta truck tu poundz on mei foar tailgatin themz foar milez n milez inna stormz. I hopez n preys they all getta spend next year an hollydaz safest home wiv loved onez tu.
{{{{Knights uv the Road}}}}
ai haz a sad. ai onlee wun whoze up aldanite. *sigh*
oh whoa! iz me.
no, no–doan woreeze boot me. Ai be fyne herez alby maisef. reeli. NO proleemo.
Ai jus go gits a crust ub breds frum da kichyn; ai be jus fyne….
Ohai, melia! I iz back! No sadz! You ok?
Ok g’nite!
hai pepulz! iz just gotz an acount an iz wuz wondrin if sumune wud tell mi a quik thing ur to about kitteh eticit, so iz dunt lookz silee wen iz comentin… help? tank u!
o an i gotz a coolecshun tu but minez iz probly not az ekstenseve… iz wurkin on it
welcome Carli most ppl sleepin naow n mostly you keep tab on new pic commentz by clicking on new pix when they post up tyme 4 me tu sleepy too will catcha laterz
CarlizzleRose welcom * extends dainty black floofy paw of friendship*
if u go to msg w/ cweenmj ont & press her blue name it will take u to the info u needs!
>^;^<
it is 816am where i iz rite now!
sorry no one else here to answer ur quistions.
Ohai CarlizzleRose!
Welcum to teh cheezland!
U kin find informashun abowt teh site awn her majistee teh cweenmj’s site cheeztowncryer
Teh rule here is to play nise. it b teh ownly wun, butt berry important. Has fun! ICHC is teh bestest site ebbur!
*extends fluffy paw awf frendship*
welcum, cheezfren! *extends ploofie paw* U haz gud lolspeek, ifinkso! just ask n-ee-buddy sum kweschuns, nd we halp you awt, yup!