
Ralph wasn’t sure what happened to the Christmas tree, but he was sure that somehow he was still going to get blamed…
musta bin doin sum tree climbing again.
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Teh famblee din’t hab a goggie….
nawt animore. Iz smashified under the foilage!
Nawt awl bad den!
..az lawng az nowun iz pyning for goggie laiter … !!
Hoo’d pyne fir a goggie?
well – they’re pretty usefull to have to blame uneggsplaynablol incidents on…
Dere iz dat, Ai spoze!
Mr Martoonie regularly blames teh goggie for stuff, inclewding “interesting” smells. We duz nawt has a goggie, but dat doesn’t seem to worry him.
*snerk*
Hey der Gizzie!! I seez dat yoo uzed da owld LOL to chekify furr yer noo abitar too!! I kno memberzx wut yer owld wun wuz, butt dis wun is sew kyoot!! Duz dis babbeh lib wif yoo??? Howz doo yoo keepz frum splortin awl da dai long?
ohai, else_mama! ai wus inspyred bai yur chekifyin sew ai fort aid be a coppi-cat
dis is indeed wun uf mai kitteh, infact it be mai bebbe Gizmo! teh pic wus tayken wen she wus ickle bebbe, she be noa a beeeg puddy-cat butt (!) hur is stil beautimus
Kitteh hoo wants to palm fings off on it.
Concatulationz Anni !!
* Ohai nd obai fur nao !! *
awlwayz teh wai
Hi corld “Timber” butt(!) it caim owt lyk “Meow” !!
I LUB da silleh sir-prized luk onna heem fase!! Sew kyoot!!! Oh nose … ifinkigunna ….
SPLORT!!!!
O noes!
*runs aroun wif hans ringun*
Elsa_Mama iz down, adn ai don has teh keiz tu teh CCC wif mii!!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Elsa_Mama’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Whew!! Fankie Anni — Dat wuz a stealth sportalicious piktur!! I jest lub silleh fings…
Happee kitteh!
susch eh sad littul fais!
*tituns CHRG*
oooo a Titan CHRG? Is a super gyro?
Yesendede!
Ohai, SP – yu libbz berree klos tu weer ai du, ai see frum teh cheezpeep map!
Ackshully dis is like mai hows rite now – yesterday Mr Martoonie asked me if we had to take teh crismuss tree down. Ai sed “yesh”. So, he lifted it owt ob teh stand an laid it down in teh hall. Wehr it is still layin. Ai fink he is hopin it will take itself owtside an chopify itself into bits wiv no further ackshun awn his part.
Sownds familiar. Hubbikat sat da Crissmas tree awn da front porch, on Dec. 26th, it’s still there. Hii nawt haz figured owt yet it nawt gonna roll tu da curb by itself.
Heer teh cowncil will recycle ennyfing so lawng as it fits in teh wheelie bin. Crismuss trees, ded boddies, ennyfing. But ONLEE if it fits in teh bin. So you has to chopify eberyfin up to fit becaws teh crismuss tree is nawt bin-shaped. Is liek teh Texas Chainsaw Mascara! Onlee nawt in Texas.
and without eyelashes
wii has teh ‘Krismus Trii Beariul Ground’ bak een teh wudz. hubicat dragz teh treez bak dere.
Iffin it staz inna da hall furr berry long, den it weel start to go too bits alla bai eets self!! Jest whoa nawt bee owtside!!
Yoo weel haba noo natural karpet!
Hmm… you has a gud point but ai don’t fink ai’ll tell Mr M dat oar we will still has teh tree in teh hawl for Easter!
*passes over plastice eggs in pass tell colourz with hangy things attached, the purrfekt accoutrement for teh fashionable Eaoster Tree*
Mr T.M juss pulled teh sections appart an dumped tehm awn teh floor….
iz gonna be nitemare neggst crissmuss tryin to figger which branchis go wher O.o….the destructions has gon astay O.O…..
But(!) I had teh last laff…..cos he wuz nawt meffodikkal in whut he did..ther wuz 200 feet ob beeds an 240 fairy lites in a big tanglold pasketti heep awn teh flor an he hadda sort it owt!!
Ohhhhh….. beeds anna fairy lites!! No puts den awai — leeb owt all da yeer furr a kittehs to pway wif!! Dey weel changifiy dat pasketti pile ebery dai!!
Aifink Ai had teh best eye deer – din’t get rownd 2 puttin teh tree up dis yeer!
Dat’s certainlee teh easiest – butt ai do laik a crismuss tree!
onoes anni! ai wud hayt tu nawt be habbin a tree! altho, mai kitteh did pull it ober wuns ur twyc adn dat wus nawt teh ossum…
Fur sebrul reezuns we din’t reelee hab Krissmuss dis tiem – still habn’t had ower Krissmuss dinnur!
onoes! ai has a beeg sad tu here day, butt (!) ai bett it wil tayste jsut as gud wen yu du finally get tu hab it
hoa ar yu adn yur floo feelin tuday?
Aifink Ai mai haz bronkitus, but fink dat it is geddin beddur – ‘cordin 2 teh medikul site no treetmint is needid!
aiz sowwy tu here yu noa can has bronkitus, butt (!) ai has a happee dat yur startin tu feel bedder at last
teh pleh wevver carnt be halpin, tho, aifnkso teh sno needs tu leev TTI alone!
Getting bedder, yay!!! *happehdans* Ai SOO glad yu getted fru teh piggehflu otay, anni!!!! (aifinkso ai haz nawt toldeded yu taht yet, ai haz siv fur brayn laetlee) {{{{{{annipuss}}}}}} *sends beems fur teh puddy_tat tu get ober teh piggehfloo wifakwikniss*
Habing dinner layte no big deel. Seanya an ai haz awsum homegrowd turkee (prezint frum mai dad) inna freezer, we waiting until Seanya in less pain frum wevver so we can haz gud dinner an enjoying it bedder.
It’s not too late, annipuss! Today is Orfodox Christmas!
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[where's Cookie's human to tale us about it
*wishes we could be there IRL to fix you a nice Christmas Dinner*
At teh momint Ai haz no sens uv tayst, an Puddy_tat is howsbownd 40 mylez away bai teh sno an awlso him catched my piggyfloo!
ohnoooooooooooooes.
*passes over tea adn sympatheas*
Drinkin plentee wus teh mane fing it sed wud halp!
YEAAAAaaaaaa!!! Mii noo kyool dude abitar iz werkin!! Whoot! Whoot!
EM – yu are the cewles kitteh onda block!!!
Fankie!! Doo yoo likee my noo DOG collar? TeeHee, it hazda spikes onit!! I jest hab ta bee sure nawt ta likify it when habbin mii baf!
den I wood haba pierced tung and no want dat!!!
several piercings I wud think!
speekingz ob kewl kittehs….lubs yur noo luk!
its bery ossum
Oh, no, kitteh, yu just lukk cyoot at teh hyoomins an tehy will meltify an gib yu lubs an cuddlols an nawt getting yu in trubbul!!
Eben tho, if yu ennyfing lyk mai kittehs, yu hadda paw in teh sichewayshun…
Dat kitteh wood need reeley pointee pointee ends ta cuttify dat twee inta bwanches!
Oar, maybee heem iz wun doze kitteh wif da six toesies ans he lerned ta uze a chain saw!
Dat kud prove ta be a pawblem. A kitteh wif a chane saw iz a skarwy fought!!!
Iz troo… eben skerryer tehn a kitteh wif a canopner him can using!!!
Haoeber… ai haz lerned nebber tu fink ennyfing un-pawsibul whair mai kittehs be conserned.
Dis pikshur luuks lyk wun MelONyx poastid teh uthur day.
Liddill Kitteh clymdz
2 hye. Grabbitte reetchz owtz
andz pulldz t3h Tree daownz!
Prezzent Day Tree habdz
2 cumz daownz enneewayz. So
Kitteh getz reewawrdz!!
Prezzent Day Tree shoodz
beez beeg ennuff 4 Kitteh.
Diz wun wuz 2 small!!!
Jack.
…and Ralphie knew he would never get that bb gun. ever.
@@@@@!!!!!!
Which reminds me.
I seem to remember a Cheeze promise that voting burgers would come back.
*half lidded stare of hate*
Mih? R u foar reel? Ai OBBEYUSSLOLEE wai tu liddlol tu du tihs. Ai meen, srsly. Getz a gryp, hoomin. Itz wuz teh goggie. Whachoo meen, wih noe hazza goggie?! Ai knoes taht … wuz teh goggie frum neggstdoar … yeah … tahtz it … teh goggie from neggstdoar sneekyfyed fru mai kittehdoar adn nokifyed itz obur … ai sawded hims wif mai oan tu iize. Whachoo meen himz kuddint fitz cuz himz izza Saynt Burnhard … himz wented awn a dyett … hims toald mih soe himselv. Wuz teh goggie – nawt mih. Taht’z mai storee adn ay’m stikkin tu itz.
LOL
* a lyklee stawry !! *
Poor Kitty Hopefully he doesnt get into too much trouble