Some cats reap what they sow but this cat sews what she rips
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Tiz grim indeed.
Congrats, nc66!
Fanks anni. Wut iz teh uniberse koming tew wen kittehs dew their own fixifying? Did sumwun sumwhere divide by zero?
Gud greefz!! how menny uv u guize tyed? *kowntz — NC66, Annnipuss (twice even!), jk2k, willy boy, Ambercat, Niteshayde, Ambercat, Nennepus, adn catena!!! Nine!! dere b Ninez uv u wif deh fleet finnerz!!
Kum on down tu deh Tybooteek and gitting ur kitteh tyz adn/oar skarfz. Wii awlso b habbing a speshul on deh bobblol hedded kittehz.
*snurt* Hoo noo teh Grim Ripper wuz a cat?
Enniwun hoo had curtins ript bai a kitteh!
It’s curtins furr dem!
Iz a greke kitteh, naim iz Eumenides.
Reelee?? Eumenides pants foar mii, tu??
Dass a yoosefull kitteh
Oar iz her tryin 2 mend sumfin b4 her gets fynded owt?
ai fink shes maikin an noo kote fro da goggie…….
:snerk:
u mean – a noo koat from da goggie dont ya?!?
LOL — agin teh two ub us wif teh GMTA.
We iz gud at dat, aifinkso!
Hao u iz dis ebening? Iz teh floo goin off to pesturr sumwun else yet?
noe soewin, juz rippin, kthnxbai
tuxie kittehs ar beri fashun konshiss
a stich in tym sayvs nyn (lyvs)!
Dat wud be a usefull kitteh!
GMTA NS!
has us all i stiches akshulleh!
Dis has eh pointee end!
wawtch doze toesses unner dat needlol!
Fix-it kitteh fixes her linens
Kitteh iz makin you a new bloo fingy.
ooh hao thotful kitteh….yu maid dis wif yur owen pause fro meh?
izz an lublee bloo…..uhm…beri pritty shaed ob bloo…ahem…fingy…
iz jist wut ai kneads…….
ob cors ai due haz tu sai ets mush nisur dan dat dizmimburd burdie yu maid fro meh laist weak
*Putz dismimburdie into bloo fingy* Gibs to wb… :mr. green:
Doh! :mr.green: Psst!
AARRRGGH!
No period after deh mr
colon mrgreen colon
In uther gnus…I has had a priddy happytayle kind ub day. Recubbery frum sergeree yesterday seems to be going otay. Last nyte was kinda a ouchie-filled nyte but todai has ben priddy gud! Fank yew awl fur day sun beems an happytayle thots!!!
I has brot wif me a hyoog platter ful of a varet……vareyeeh…..vereeus….um…..ful of lots of diffrint drinksies an nom noms. Der be choklit martoonies made wif da bestest choklit (aka: moonstruck choklit) an sum pop an waddur an udder drinks. Der is also nyse warm soop, crackers, pasta, and ub corse – CAYK!!! Der be BOF choklit an vanilluh AND marbl cayk. Enjoi!
Glad 2 heer dat u aer nawt 2 uncumfurtablol! Wen Ai had keehoel sirjury, it feeld liek a hoss had kikked me in teh stummikk!
oooo
i muss investimugate dis…
oops – did nawt meen to say “BOF” when der was acshully 3 fings. Oops! Oh well. I wil blame it awn da pain meds….even tho I have nawt had any today. Iz still der fawlt sumhow!
*nods solemnly* Das a good story an u shud stick too it!
*Tries bof kinds ov cayk; all tree* (Dat’s gud lolspeek) Don’t fixify it!
Iz becoz yu nawt haz enuff pain meds, aifinkso. *nodnod*
Oh Mitts!! I dint noez u b habbing deh sir jury! I hope awl iz well. Taking care adn following deh Dr.Tinycatz orderz.
*grabz a chokklit martoonee*
* adn sum choklit cake*
Fankeez!!
nom sip nom sip nom
**Red comez in wif a happitayle**
My bebbehs iz hoam! My bebbehs iz hoam!
*popdonk*
Yay!!
Yay! Dey mus be happitayl to haz their mama wif dem.
It wuz teh funnee.
Sarah complayned awn teh drive to teh v-e-t, an Dini complayned awn teh drive hoam!
I luuked in teh carry-ur an sed, “Did y’all agree to tayk turnz?”
Bee glad dey cannutt sing, “rwedereyetrwedereyetrwedereyet”
I finkso dat wut dey wuz prolly sayin.
Ethur dat, oar cawlin me naymz UTHUR den “mahm”.
prolly a compound word of which “mother” is but one part.
Harrumph!
Ai trine tu get moe beel v.e.t. tu cum fur da ray beez shawtz. He nawt cawlz bak yet. Bofe kittehz singz awl da waiz dere nd bak. nedez da eer plugz. halp!
Cannoli yodels, and he’s taught Shadow to make a veeerrreee pathetic mew! oh teh catmanity!
Yay fur bebbehs being hoam wif mom where tehy belongs!!!! Woohoo!!!
(Pee Ess, red, making sure yu go back a cuppul lols tu luuk… iz berry floofeh orinj kitteh!)
I saw dat floofy butt!
Ai finked uv yu instintlee!
Why, cuz I gots the beeg floofy butt too?
Nononononoes!
Coz ai gnoing yu haz teh wewekniss fur the floofiness, iz awl, ai promiss, reelee trulee!!!!! *nodnodnod wifavigruss*
Iz dat my tomato berry pin cushion nose from teh last LOL?
u stik pins in yer nose?
ON my nose, and ownlee wen ai iz goin up aginst oppressive clown hatin’ balloon artilery. Nao az foar teh rubber hose, ai doan gno hao dat gawt there.
oooooh, teh pins point OUTwards! Good thinkin!!
/*shakes hed with a sigh* Nobuddeh ebbur takes responsibility furr teh rubbur hose…
*whistles nonchalantly*
Stagehanddan! Wutta surprise!
/*wisspurrs “not”
//WUT?
**whispurrs**
Yoo can prolly distraktify him wif sum bubblol wrap.
pop…pop-pop…pop-pop-pop-pop…popopopopopop.
.
*click* must have more
**pakks bocks fulla bubblol wrap an maylz it to Dan**
*ponders*
Wud u wrap teh bubblol wrap in moar bubblol wrap to keep it saef? Den hao wud u wrap teh purrrtektib layer uv bubblol wrap?
teflon sheets
Ya-yup!
U gotta yooz diffrint sizes of bubblols, too.
**voyse of egg-speriense**
*grin*
*narrows eyes at Dan*
Yew want tew eggsplain teh coconut tew?
nope, de-nope-nope-nope
nawt onna dare
.
and crows feet are such a trial.
*taps hoofy, arms crossed*
And wutt about…. (pauses dramatically and leens forward)
THE DUCK
AFLAK!
the duck is an independant operator, working at his own behest.
Oh, sure.
Teh independant contractor always gets teh shaft…
Besieds — it *mite* be a Canaydyun Goose.
ai juss brot hoem 2 vooedooe kittehs (nawt reel) frum noo oarleens. Ai weel tri tew git a gud pikshur uv dem foar u awl! (dey nawt hab teh pinz inn dem doh)
Hao duz she reech teh futpedlols?
Aifink shez rippin whut u sewed.
goggie slave bee on teh floor follollowing kitteh’s directions
Gud goggie knoz hims plays. *sew-sew-sew* Is ai dun yet? U lykee?
**Red comez thro teh room, draggin hur luggidj**
I has haddit wif teh cold so I’m leevin foar sumware warmur!
Bye!
Noooooooooo come back rhsb.
Butt, I donut wanna stay heer!
Iz too cowld an iz pozed to start snowin in teh wee howers of teh moarnin!
Do NAWT want!
You can come stay wiff me, redd. We ar only sposta get 8-12 inches ov snow tonite, butt(!) at least it’s bitter cowld and windy too.
Nooooo!!!!
Runz wifakwikness….or at leest az kwik az hur can draggin awl dat luggidj. (I tendz to ovur-pakk a liddlol.)
Ohai Red! Aifinkso to get awai from teh cold, wii will has to send yu tu stai wif some of owr Austraylin cheezfrenz. Dini adn Sarah redee foar a longlong ride?
I finkso dey wud be happy to be sumware warm too.
Frenz, I can axk foar gud wishiz?
I gots seben ciggies left, an plan to nawt smokin enny moar aftur tehy iz goned.
I gotta go see Dr TinyCat nexst week, an ifn I’m still smokin, I’m gonna get yelled at, sumfin I nawt want.
Plz to sendin beemz dis direkshun, ‘k?
Yay for teh smart Red stoppin teh smokinz!!!1!
*Sendz professhunal-graid nonsmokin beemz ov good wishez adn confindents in Red’s willpowerz*
Me? Haz willpowerz?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
“Leed me nawt in2 temptayshunz. I kin finding dem awl by myself.”
Teh last tiem I had willpowerz wuz almoast 9 munfs ago…
.
.
…an I haz regrettid it ebber sinse.
Ach well. Aks yur Dr. Tinycat abowt stuffs to halp yu make teh stopsmokin willpowerz stronger. Wii gots bettr tools for teh job nao tahn wii useds to had. Nawt kwite perfekt, but tehy help. Chewy gumz adn patchez adn pillz, O mai! Wii hazzem! Stepp rite upp! Oanlee elebenty cheezburgerz! (Nawt tu reed teh small printz, kplzthnx. Teh big printz giveth adn teh small printz taketh awai…)
“`~~~“`~~~redd~~~““~~~“` {{{redd}}}
*hides*
U can du it, red. Doze ebil kanser stikks is nawt ur fren.
Yu gots it, mai frend!!! Wants yu helfy an wif us fur a longlonglong thyme, an taht will making yu helfier an moar lyklee tu stay wif us!!!!! Beems an gud thots, yu haz tehm!!!
An further moar, it will aige yur skin, giv yoo lip rinklols, maek yur clothes and breth stinkee, cost yoo lots ov munnies yoo cud be spending awn sumthing else, maek yur teeth braun, an burn holes in yur gud clothes, an LOTS ov other bad stuff. Nawt to menshun teh helth isshoo. Itz just bad – an soooooo addiktive
We awl noe hao hard it iz. But giv it yur best shot! If yoo can kik it, yoo will NEBBER regret it! AN yoo will hav lots more munnies!1
ohai red …
ai sinds yu awl mai kwit smelli sigretts seben yeers ugo wilpowur beems…ai doan kneed dems animoar…….
wun mehbe halpful hent frum sumwun hoo smoakd fro thirdy yeers….iz nawt enuf tu wantz tu kwit – yu haz tu wantz tu nebbur smoak agin… dere iz an diffrinze
pee ess – an tri dat gum stuf two….an stai reli reli bizzee
**sends eggstra strong beems to red**
you can dew it!
CNN.com has a good article today “97 ways stopping smoking is the right thing to do”. Paste it on your fridge. It’s very good! In the “Health” section, I think!
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Mennee beems cummin tu halpifying yu!! YAAAY foar taeking teh caers ob urself, rhsb!!
An google ‘quit smoking’ – ders mennee gud sites awn teh interwebs tu halping, wif awnlien supoarts an ebreefing.
**comez in frum owtsied, shibberin**
Teh bebbeh caliko iz owt dere agin!
(Must nawt YOINK kitteh, must nawt YOINK kitteh….
What bebbeh caliko duing owt tehre aloan in teh cowld an sno??? Her otay??!!??!!
Hur hazza collur, so I finkso hur prolly haz a hoam.
Butt, iz way too cowld owt dere foar enny kitteh!
Aifinkso ai wud haz a hyooj tempted tu bring her in… *sigh* Iz hard tu gno what tu du sumthymes, when peeps nawt lukking aftur own kittehs proprlee.
it might not be the peeps fault. how many cats do ya know that would escape from alcatraz? Just for the doing of it? Mebbe one of those “OOOooh, I just gotta have that snowflake/leaf/piece of paper/that mouse is taunting me” things that cats do.
U must yoink — if only fur a day or two to keep hur owt uv teh cold.
Teh moar ai fink abowt frostbited eer tips an frostbited toes an tailtips an fings, teh moar ai finking, at leest bring her in obernyte.
MUST yoink kitteh – tu saeving hur frum teh coald, an tu cee ifn stooppee oahnurs at leest put foen nummer oar address awn cloller. Ifn yu bees coals owt der, majin hao SHE feels!!
*hassa wurreed foar teh kitteh*
An wun ob mai rescyoo kittehs wus waring teh prittee bloo coller wen he arraibd in dis nayburhud, an no wun ebur claymdid him – an ai put up flaiers, an adds inna paypurs, an cawld awl teh vets an naminol grups, an went dor tu dor, an NUFFIN! Ai gottid mai upstares naybur tu halping mii fiid him, an seh fel in lubs wif him an tukked him in – an nao he cawld Neige (Sno) an libs wif hur in Edmonton.
Annuvver rescyoo kitteh – no coller but saem stoaree, difrint naybur, gnu naem Monji, nao dey libs sumware in Newfoundland. Mai kittehs, deys Whirrld trabblurs! Wel, VLC trabblurs.
aaaahhhhh!!!! why won’t mai cow-irkers stop emailing???!?!?!?
cud it one of those udderly irresponsible tings peeps do?
Mooov away frum dem!
*snurt*
methinks dis thread is beeing milked furr all its wurff…
that’s the horns of this dilemma, iffen ya mooov tha herd’ll follow ya.
Butt! I herd dat’s a bunch ub bull.
**steers away frum thred**
LOL
fanks you guys! i feel better. I just hate getting a bunch of emails at teh end of the day!
Yooze a long-horn to poke dem wif!
**gibs gammacat sum beer – a hole stein!**
*grone & lol* now mai cow-irkers are wondering why i’m giggloling
*sip sip SCHLURP*
*BURP* scuse me!
Donut foarget to tippin ur wate-staff!
*faispaw*
Dis poast sew clebber!
Moar spoonerismz!