The latest weapon in the war against clowns.
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thank gooooooodness!
indusrtrilol miloltary complex, you’re arming it right
Deep part mintz uv De funs
Iz dare latex tawp-seekrit wepping.
fyres teh slapp stix atz teh emmeneezes
“Seekrit wepping” – is taht en yu has a coed, so teh naybors canute yuse yor WyFy?
*applies thick eyebrows (false ones)*
*applies thick mustache (again, a false one)*
*waggles beeg cigar*
If I had a coed……I’d never get out of the house.
LOLs!
Anybody see tem moobie “Up”? is teh charming.
Itz an eggsalad moobie — u just hasta maek shur u haz plenny uv kleenex.
Oh YESH. Ai crieded mai eyes owt. Wuz awn a hairy plane at teh teim too, wuz a littlol embarearsing.
Kevin and I hab bin tew busy gettin’ merit badjez in snipe huntin’.
Hab nawt scene it.
you shood see it! tis full of win and awsum!
*a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllly large burd klonklonkklonk on nativeca66′s boysprout beanie*
you mean, like me?
mai neece hassa creddit en teh moovie. shi wuz wun uv teh “Productshun Babbehs”.
Congrats, SP!
thx! let’s all go to teh Thai Boot Eeek.
kitteh pointy endcan take care of that!
*BOOM*
*licks clown*
Itz soop. Needz salt, tho.
fanks fur your kiss, sweet one
*ponders menshuning a grilled cheese sammich*
*thinks beddur uv dis*
*whistles nonchalantlee*
*snerk*
Itt’ll nebber taek off
snerk
hao manee riyd ensyde?
All of them. *nods*
[puts awn spiked floppy shooz adn pin cushion reb nose]
BRING IT!
releases helium from baloloon. *snikker* nativeca66 suddenly sounds not scarey.
Shudnt taht be “Innerestin…..verrrrrrrreeeeee innerestin”?
… but stoopid!
yeay! Sokkit to ‘em!
Socket tu MEEEEEE?
henry gibson, from Rowan and martin’s laugh-in
Arte Johnson, ackshully.
Being a coulrophobe myself, I could use one of these.
Butt(!) ai tink wii needs reel bullits! Prolly silber wuns.
i think a cat would be a goot anti-tank weapon
where is kitteh?
inside the tank, of course. Saving the whirrled from annoying mimes, scarey clowns, and drooly goggies.
here’s KITTEH!!!!
ballune kitteh
“Hey, that’s not a cat!”
Eggskyooz me, aer u a reel troll oar juss purrtendin?
I see you are doing good work here, good job!
Wayle, izt shirley nawt a duk!
Oar a goose!
Cud bii a loon.
I thought we were all mad here
*laughs*
It iz nawt a rikwiermint, but it halps!
oar … oar … an flaming goo!
Orra heighlan coo!
Awn yondur hill dere stanz a coo
Ifn it’s no still dere, it’s awa teh noo.
Clappity clappity – A Rabby Burrrrns?!
Aifink moar lieklee Willyam Mcgonniglol
Yep, Ai juss chekked! I shudn’t hab put teh werd ‘still’ in tho!
duzzent luk lyek shirley to me. luks mor lyk mort.
*cheers*
Tank yu beri meowtch!
yu gonna be here all weke (badum bum…?)
Try teh cheezburgers!
awn speshul – tu fer fiddy scents, oar fwee fur an dollur …
*snerk*
Is this a joke?
*eeep!*
scramblols into tank
What are you afraid of my dear?
*pops up from taupe of tanque*
*squeaks* two words: ebil. and clown.
*disappears quickly into tanque*
You can run, but you can’t hide
*muffllolled “eep!” appears in cartoon bubblol above tank*
*sigh*
Where’s MJ when you needs her?
*hops up on high place and lobs watur balloon @ ebil_clown and runs away laffing*
ohai kafleen! heer, has a parfait!
**offers tray of parfaits to all cheezpeeps**
O, tanks! Dat’s hard an hungree wurk, blapping ebil clowns wiff watur balloons!
)
*kumz straggling in after spendifying 3 dayz driving frum
*LoozyAnna tu OKC adn bak agin.*
wut? huh? Here I iz!! u wanting a wadder bloon, Kafleen?
well, ok..
*lobz wadder bloon at Kafleen.
*Bloon hitz Kafleen adn goez
S-P-L-A-T!!
teh. clown. m. j. *points hoof in direction ub teh long gone clowny ebilness*
teh clown.
*begins snowball fantasy part II*
Sry.
U must tu beeing moar Pasiffic negst tyme.
Haow am u mai liddlol donkee fren?
wet. come over here closer and see.
muahahhahahaahahahaha:!:
Oh, deer, u poor fing. Heer, I halp u.
*handz Kdafleen a Shamwow.
Erm…shoorly “ebil clown” is a tortlol… taughtol… turtle… u is sayin teh same fing twice.
the opposite of oxymoron?
ebil clown: hexmoron
Are you calling me a moron, that’s just rude.
*looking for delete button* yr right. i apolologize.
ebil clown juss pulling yer tendril , sweetpea.
oo, that looks harsh. sowy, ebil clown. pls not to hex me. i know yr not a moron.
Is ok sweetpea, I know you didn’t mean it.
I iz not ebil, I jus luks scaree
wutt duz u look like?
Nosydonkees needs too noe.Bwahahahaha! Ai juss redded a buk ware wun karacter hadz a gilty seekrit frum teh passed dat he hided untill teh end. Him wuz a clozzit clown! Sew ufny! Inn teh whirled ob Terry Pratchett, yew nebber noes.
LOL! dat was a unfy reveal! have you red teh new book – unseen academicals?
Ai’m waitin for dat wun to come owt in paperbak – ai lubs me some Terry Pratchett. (MM ai knows teh buk u means!)
Yup, an me! Still wont Nanny Ogg’s cukbuk; gotta kno hao to maek Bananananananann Sir Pryz!
As seed in teh movie “Pie Hard.”
And in “Pies Like Us”
*hands over radio transmitter enabloled pie pan*
For Your Pies Only.
Did somebody say pie?
Oh look EC!
[points]
Bawloon animlolz awr beating dat child with ahooga horns
[EC looks]
*SPLAT*
[runsawaywifasoupysaleskwikness]
that was delicious, why thanks nc66, you are so thoughtful
Pie!
*runs up to nom off teh pie stuffs*
Pie Anudda Dae
GoldenPie
[wanders awf wif sekrit ajint earwurm]
♪♫ Doo dadoo doo doo..da doo dadoo doo doo ♪♫
Piez Mai Fadda Throwd Me
Livver Let Pie
The Pie Who Loved Me
Teh Pie Hoo Kommed Inz Frum teh Kowld
Being a Tayul ob teh Sad Dimais offa Nieskreem Pie
FTW!1!
I has to confession that is not maded up by me. I sawr it onna humor list a bunch of years ago. Still makes me gigglol.
Yew shur teh moobie wazzint Black Hawk Clown?
I think mabye it was Crouching Bozo, Hidden Seltzer.
@@@@@!
(Also not one of mines. But teh vry funny. *nods*)
An Officer and a Harlequin?
Dude, Where’s My Carnival?
@@@@@!
Bedtime fur Bozo.
To Circus, With Love
(that one is mines)
Tom Hankypanky in Big(nose)
The Serpent and the Rainbow Wig
The Big Red Shoe Diaries
(Yesh, ai noes eet is telebishin porgram, butt ai is mayking up teh rools az ai goes)
Days of Wine and Squirty Roses
awl of my clouns
Malclown in the Middle
Teh Gud, teh Badd, adn teh Ufny
too anna haf clouns
McClown!
Hey! ♪ Hugh! Get offa m’clown!♪
/so very, very sorry….
awl togedder nao: Pew! Pew! Pew!
Sew awsum! Were is it I wondeer?
Fin Alley! Maken de wirld sayf for da reglolar peeples–da ones wif nawt big red noze and nawt big schleppy schooz.
Clownz–dey ONLEE fur breki-fasts. inna da snaw-snages mebbe…?
Gah! Dis pikshur iz driving meh crazy(er).
[rearranges balloonz]
black, purplol, bloo, lite bloo, green, yellow, orinj, red, pink, white
black, purplol, bloo, lite bloo, green, yellow, orinj, red, pink, white
.
.
.
black, purplol, bloo, lite bloo, green, yellow, orinj, red, pink, *pop*
Here takes this pin, and puncture those balloons, it will make you happy.
*sniff*
U … u … u putted dem in rainbow ordur.
Aifink ai lurves u, NC66! (Ai haz a rainbow-ordur obsesshun)
*schmoo*
red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet
*ai wuz a Rainbow Girl when a kidlet*
Aw NC, dat is soooo stresiful! you haz to anjoi the rych bankwet lyf has wiffoot da sortin. Or, da rich wet bwanket. or sumfin….
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Widjitz, big-gladys, an redheaded_kitteh an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday caeks, orinj cakes wif dark choklit glaze, iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloloons (lots!
) an goodie bags filled wif baloloons taht twisty tehmselfs into aminlol shapes wen yoo blow tehm up, little handheld ebil clown vs. bebbeh zombie video games, kandee, an sparkly baloloon stikkers! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all your burfday wishes come troo!!
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Happy birfday to all, eggspecially big-gladys, who is sorely misseded around here.
*Makes a baloon firemans.*
of skandinavian descent??
*wachis caerphillee, tu ceeing hao tu du dat*
Is teh vry easy. U takes a bloon and u chisel away everything that doesnot look like a firemans.
Happy Birfday, Widjitz, big-gladys, an redheaded_kitteh ! Dis teh perfect lol furr u! Dere’s pie an balloons ebreeware!! ana clown! *snurt*
Bai folks I iz going home, I will leab mah kittehs to destroy the balloons
see ya tomorrow
Bai bai, ebil_clown! Ar yu taeking lawts an lawts ob uvver clown-peeps hoem wiff yu in dat teeneetainee widdol car??
You’re late.
butt(!) tehre’s still caek in the brakerume!
I thot I eeted it all
Great tanks alot Kafleen. LOL How have you been?
been hoofin, been eetin, been stuffin, been wurking.
/moar eetin dan wurkin
{{{{{kafleen}}}}}
Ai iz so glad ai diddint haz a mowf full uv tee wen ai reeded dat!
ohai! {{{nightshayde}}}
♪♫
Isn’t it ritch?
R wii a pare?
Mii heer at last on deh grownd,
U in mid-air.
Send in teh klowns.
.
Isn’t it bliss?
Doan u approve?
Wun hoo keeps tearing arownd,
Wun hoo can’t move.
Wair r teh klowns?
Send in teh klowns.
.
Just wen I’d stopped
Opuning doors,
Fiynullee noeing
Deh wun dat I wanted wuz yers,
Making my entrance agin
Wif mai uzzual flair,
Shur uv ai lines,
No wun iz dere.
.
Doan u luv fare?
Mai fault, I fear.
I thot dat U’d want wut I want –
Srry, mai deer.
But wair r deh klowns?
Dere aught 2 b klowns.
Kwick, send in deh klowns.
.
Wut a surprize.
Hoo kud 4see
I’d kum 2 feel abowt u
Wut u’d felt abowt mii?
Y only now wen i see
Taht u’d drifted away?
Wut a surprize.
Wut a cleeshay.
.
Isn’t it rich?
Isn’t it kweer?
Losing mai timing dis late
In mai karear?
Adn wair r deh kowns?
kwick, send in tdeh klowns.
Doan bozzer – dere heer.
*suddenly appeers in front of MJ, incognetto in a Clown Wig and a mustash*
**shakes all teh WET FURRS vigurrusslee**
Wutt? u called meh!
Aaaaack!! now I iz awl wet!
*gitz Shamwow adn proseedz tu dry self off*
meanwhile, an army of clones descend from alien planets, because of the singing by her royal highness was misconstrued as and offishul invite from a head of state since she sang Send In the Clones.
O hai peeps! Iz jus wunnering, anibody noes where is Jack Deth? Ai mizzez hims poems!
Those idiots! Clowns are immune to balloons!
I have this incredible urge to take a running jump and land in the middle of this thing.
Better than bubble wrap!!!!
That has to be the most bad-ass tank I have ever seen!
Yus, clownz r sinistr and must bee stoppd.