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Ceiling Cat is always watching you… even when you’re at the store or gas station. He’s just making sure you’re buying enough catnip and cheezburgers for your kitteh.
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Wuts in ur wallit?
Moffs, moastley !! * Conga kittees Red !!
*
Conga conga con-GA! wheww! u iz da spee di-est!
drivurs lysince, ensurans kard, an noh munnies.
Concatshoelaces on ur solo nawt sekkund, Red!
cobwebs.
Spidurz bi feadign awn teh moffs !! Yesh, tahts it !!
Foar those of yoo who mite nawt be familyur wif teh taglien….
Oh, an fankees foar teh conga-ratz!
Ifn it gets enny coldur, I mite has to start doin conga to keep warms.
BOO!
Maus!!!!!!!! Maus!!!!!!!
*Big shmoos*
Oh, yu has been missed so very very much. (see earlier thread)
The “What? You has” thread, for example.
Baroo?
I feel like lazarus has returned to life! Like miracles are possible, that spring will come again, with Maus here with us again.
We’ve thought of you a bazillion times. I hope all is well with you, dear one.
*passes over anuvver boddul ov laphroaig, in hopes that Maus will stay, or come back again.*
Gud thinking! Mite werk!
An we hav awl those skotches in teh CCC!
Hey! I found Maus!! *waits fer reward monees*
Nice to see you, Maus!
MAUS!
**runz up to Maus an gibs him beeg hug**
I haz missded yoo, fren!
Ditto, Red! A quick visit b4 I goes back to hepling Maus Daughter wif her Thesis. Like she needs it: Ultra-souper-advancededdeded math. I hazza haddock. Woof…
Heer!
An nice little glass ov whiskee! Shud fix yoo up in no taim.
Did you do Nutcracker again????
I has sum Jonny Black, but fankee. No Nutcracker this year. Too long to ‘splain. Very sad.
That IZ sad!
Maybe you can spain it later.
Mary0 an ai mite be goin on anuther rode trip!
She kriptikallee sed – hao about Mexico? An ai only just got it!
Ur dawtur gottid ur smartz?
Plz to coming bak soon.
When I can, Red. nice to talk to you guys, even for a moment.
MAUS!!! It’s yoo!!! How u bean!!!!
*considers hopping in Maus’ arms butt thinks bettur ub it…*
*schmoo!*
*BOOP!*
Hello, Donkey…
*bows hed an grins goofily*
“Hello, I Must Be Going”, my dear Minion.
Oh Maus!! Is that reelee yoo???
Oh NO!!! Ai think ai mite cry!
Ummmm. . . .hav yoo a nice linnen hankee, perchance???
Oh yes. Monogrammed, ov corse..
Thanks!
You have NO idea hao much yoo ar mist heer!
Oar – maybe yoo do!
*tinytendrils creep creep *
Ma cherie! Comment allez vous?
was. not. prepar….
*klonk*
LOL!!! Maus!! You did that awn purrrpuss!
Yoo noo she wud faynt if yoo spoke Le Fronsch!
*dips Maus’s hankee in Eau d’Laffter*
*pats sweetpee’s four hed*
Maus!!!!
*runs up to Maus, tacklols him carefully & givs him a grayte big hug*
We haz mist u!!! We wus just talkin abowt u earlier today. Hao u iz?!
Purdy gud. Gotta go. Maus Daughter hasta pick my braynes sum mor. I hoep she leafs a liddle fer me. TTFN!!!
Com bak wehn yoo hav yur brayns bak!
Twas nice seeing you!
Oh, drat!!! I missinged deh Maus!!!
Well, I leeving dis heer, in case u kumz bak.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Maus}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
I haz missinged u so menny muches!!! Hope u hadded deh gud holly daze adn i wishifyingz u adn urz a happy noo yeer.
And AI hav bin missing YOO!
Mebeh we shud leav out som cheeze
Cheez wud be gud. . . we shud put it in front ov hiz Maushole!
an be reddee wif a net. . .oar sumthing.
Ummm. . .heer’s sum rope. Shud we just tye him up??
Ai feer we iz too layte fur dat. *sigh*
Yes – too layte.
Furst, we shudda given him lots ov scotch – tehn tyed him up – and then. . . ????
Tomorrow it may seem like just a dream….
Assaulted him wif shmoos
Brayded himz tayl
Collar wif GPS trakkin — put it on him
D…
Drink! Giv hin lots ov
Fun and frolik
Giv him awl teh dongles he heeds
H. . .
Hekk, giv i’im his own debreefing cart
Invite him to a speshul pie fite
Just brake into song ‘caus he likes to singa
K…
Kept him frum leffun
LOLled abawt
Mayd smal talk
N…
Nicewitch, aks ifn seh can put a spel awn him tu staes.
O … waet … dats mii! *finks hard tu fynding spel*
P…
*Putz out lovlee cheez platter*
Qwicklee yoinx maus’ daouter’s thesis
*Runs to da brakeruum fer lemming poppinseedz caek*
S…
Swiftlee tie hims tail to the CCC
Take awai hims lisense – enne lisense
Ululululululate in hims eer until he faints
V…
W00t!! Mexico – heer we come!
Inna convertible??
With a gun??
In the liberry?
Wif Kernel Musturd?
Double entrentdre????
Okay, Janet, which ov yu too is on teh lam, and plz to avoid teh Grand Canyon, kthnkcarsdontfly.
Taht wud bee Mary0, ov corse!
Ai am teh innosent bai stander.
an ai wuz a bit werreed about teh carsdontfly thing!!
pair a shoots. Take lotsof pairashoots, nd mebbe that will counteract that pesky grabbity.
*Eets shoots and leaves*
*note to self: gibbing parashoots to pandas is automatik fail.*
But teh punkchayshun iz masterly.
Seeing Maus heer haz given me a HYOOJ dose ov teh nostalgia!
Ai wont eben BEGIN to maek a list ov awl teh peepl ai reelee miss!
But – at leest ai hav a nice linnen monogrammed hankee! Will com in verree hand ene minnit!!
MAUS IZ BACK!
*sorry fur yellin’, butt ai iz so happytayl*
**luuks in wallit**
Wow, I gots lotsa munnies, elebenty credit cardz, sum gift cardz, drivurs lisense….
**luuks at drivurs lisense**
Um, dis nawt my wallit….
U buys noms? U buys snakies? Wy U nawt share wif meh? *sniffle* Ai iz gud to U and Ai feeds U and ai gibs U lubs! *whines*
Kittee iz orlwaiz gud foar sumfin !!
CC purrrrtekts u frum identitee theft.
Yet anubber remynder dat CC is orinj, nawt poyzin.
Mebbe CC needs identitee protekshunz tu.
No, no, kitteh. U kin haz debit — sez so on teh card!
gud oar bad?
**tayks sekkund luuk**
Ur rite, NS!
My debit card nawt neerlee dis kyoot.
Iz prolly bettah ideer–kitteh iz implus shoppa, aifinkso! oooh! Shineeee!
It b 4 your own gud. *shredds credit card* Oh, nose!!! How you buyz me fudz?
Ai has a sleepi–fanku al for da pashins wile i wanderz aroun da cheezplayse. Ai gets bettah! Slepe gud, yawl!
‘Nite, Melia!
Come bak an play wif us ennytiem!
Gud nite, Melia — stay warm & sleep well!
Ur credit limit? 5600 cheezburgerz. Nom.
5600 cheezburgerzez 4 witch ai shalgladly payoutoozday.
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Ai can haz mai warm bed wif mai floofeh orinj-but-nawt-poisin Angel-hedwarmer an mai Cory-bear futwarmer? Aifinkso ai can!
Ai hopes yu see teh lil caliko, Red, an can brings her in whair safe so no frostbitings.
Nitenite, peeps, schmoos tu awl!!!!
I luuked owtsied an cawld hur, butt nawt heer hur bell. Hoapfulee hur iz warm insied.
‘Nite, p-k!
LOL @ ceiling cat
Well, I find it not funny but as very surprising. who would think a cat would pop out of a cardboard credit card? I give it: 4 cheeseburgers.
Ceiling cat is watching your interest rate.
I think this lolcat was photoshopped.
snerk
!!!TROLL ALERT!!
TEH PHOTOSHOP TROLL IZ HEER!
EBREEWUN! KWIK!! HED TO TEH BRAKEROOM!
That was going to be my question – what exactly are we supposed to be lolling at. Can you put your own photo on a Wells Fargo card? If so and someone has genuinely put a lolcat on their card, then WIN. But if someone has just Photoshopped a lolcat onto a pic of a credit card purely for the purposes of the tagline “I can has credit?” — well, that’s kind of lame.
Trai nawt tu obur-finking dis – yu wil gibbin urself teh haddock. An yesh, der bees sum cards yu can ‘desine’ urself. Skyoos mii, ai taeking dis lemming-poppee-seed caek tu teh brakeruum.
*hassa wundur ifn der bees
enneelawts ob wiskee lefft*There’z awlwaiz lotz of skotch.
paws4thot, hoo wuz an egg spurt awn teh skowch, provided NINE ov teh best varieities that ar awlwaz in teh CCC.
An ooooo. . .poppee-seed cake.
Wun ov mai grate favrits!
*nom nom nom nom nom*
*sip sip sip* an cawfee!
Yoo noe, *nom nom* tiz a gud thing to *nom* hav teh trolls *nom* becuz tehn we get to hav *nom* awl this nice caek.
Cawfee??!? ai finked we could hab da skoch?
I like dat…”Trai nawt tu obur-finking dis”…yesh, I shall remember dat…
yeah but ceiling cat makes everything funny
It’s my card, not Photoshopped…
http://tonywebster.com/media/wells-fargo-ceiling-cat-debit-card-order.png
http://tonywebster.com/media/Photo%20Booth%204.jpg
Yuu did wel, Tony !! Sum ob teh P/shop iz teezign mungst owrselbs !!
Ignaw ennifing akshully negatib, k?
perhaps sandy claws brings you noo wallit nextus crizmas? yoo gotz tatterses
You can- it’s through Design Studio and it’s free online…so EPIC WIN. I think I need a LOLrus.
WELL YESH, SO HE WUZ. GET USED TA IT! *smmmfffrrkgigl*
Dat msg wuz fur “Maisnon”.
yu iz rite! it wuz fotoshpped!
luk at doze pixlols obskuring teh naym an accownt numbur!
….unless LCB gotted der nawt sekkund an awlreddy yoinked teh info….hmmmm…
Wud bii mannah frum ceiling?
Celing Cat is watching you overdraw your account.
iffen yu iz gud, duz yu gits ovurdraft pro tek shun?
Azlong az he izn’t praktissin Use-Urrie! *He WUDN’t! it iz nawt to want!*
(wil he kp mai DISINTEREST rate at 3.141547938688yu737264?) Want gwarantee!) (In VRY SMALL writin in contracted CLAWses!)
The card is not photoshopped. Sorry for the grammatically correct English, but I’m sober.
It’s quite possible a large majority of us who enjoy LOL speak would trounce your grammatically correct butt on our drunkest day.
Oh, and there’s cake in the break room.
Adn wafflols!!
I like waffles! *runs to break room*
Don’t break teh room plz.
Hai there! Waffluls too??? And maybe – PARFAITS!?????
You may speak anyway you like!! But you really shouldn’t come here and insult us like this. Not very nice.
And, if you were more familiar with our customs, you would also know that no one has seriously suggested that it was photshopped (though trolls very often come by and do just that). Mais Non is SUPPOSED to say things like that as she is the opposite half of Mais Oui!
We have a very long history here – with many recurring characters. And it is hard for newcomers to make any sense of what is going on. Rather like starting an exciting novel in the middle, and so never quite understanding what is going on.
So – I would suggest that you proceed through life keeping in mind that a little knowledge is a very dangerous thing.
But you might like it here if you give it a try. We all do!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!
OMG….I love it: “I would suggest that you proceed through life keeping in mind that a little knowledge is a very dangerous thing.
That’s my second memorable quote of the night… thanks Janet The Luvverly. ♥
LOl!! YOo ar moast welcome!
*traies to think ov sumthing else memorable to say*
awwwww!! LOL
Oh, duz u hab wun day in da roe now? Congaratulashuns tu ewww!
Ceiling cat haz close relative – credit cat watchez every penny u spend…
Ceiling Cat knose awl wut yu bie awn placstic; bettar pai in cash …. !!
Gud – morning????
Or – is it – let me guess – almost noon for you??
Ohai Janet !!
*
* My naim is PoussinBoi adn ime sober !!
No, itz jussed awn 5pm Fursdai arvo adn a lubberly 25 C / 77 F !!
Hao r fingz wiv yu ?? Gud tu sea an awld frenned ob yors drawp in !!
77F!!! Wah! My hart bleedz fer you!….It’s about 12F hear in Shicargo and were axpecting beeeeeg snowz.
Janet? Wat do you think?
Ohai PJ !! Aime goen fur mai cyclol in teh necks owr wen itz coola ! Hoap ai du betta tahn yestirdai wen ai wokt hoam wiv twu punkchaz.
Melburn wil be 36C / 97F tumurro adn 41C / 106F awn Mundane !!
* Sawree tu rub it in ….. :ebil grin: *
No reely, I wud prefer da snowstorm. Da hawt wevver is pleh.
mee too!!!
Tahts tuu cawld foar PB adn ai yooshally dribe norf tu qweensland wair eben “winta” iz lyk tudai in Melburn. Tehy hab huumiditi lyk flawrida (100 purr scent) nao adn ai ar glad ai iz hoam souf !!
EEwwll! Do NAWT want huumiditi!
Libbin wiv hyumidity iz a rash deesizion !! * in mai pinyon
*
Bai furr nao !!
So is dry winter itchee skinz. Nitey all!
miz want dat card!
for to buy cheezburgers!
ATTN SUBBY!!!!!!!!!! Yuu is da Winneh!!! Joo wun 4735 internets!!!
Does this guy realize that the blur function he’s used is reversible using a recursive brute-force attack in a pretty reasonable amount of time? This is a good way to get your card stolen.
Yeah, I do. Which is why I used several other Photoshop filters before mosaicing. Kthx.
*snort*
i wike it but iz tinkz it shuld b “I haz credit!!!!” at teh top ten at teh botm “Now i can haz cheezburger??”
I like it!
oh ya ant i jus patentd mi ida! sooo NO coppeing!!!!!
U can doo dat?
In Ceiling Cat we trust!
No, you cantz has credit ~ iz debit card!
Ceiling Cat is watching you buy strippers
This is stupid.
(Kitty iz too small fore duh card. Kitties = biggur.)
Wots in UR fudbole?
Oh noes! Ceiling cat has been trapped in M.C. Escher!
Y’know, it is possible to unblur this stuff. Uploader=not very bright.
You = not very bright, if you think the only Photoshop filter I used was mosaic. Kthx.
Ceiling cat is watchin you overdraft…
I can has nu dwesses, nu sjoos, nu jebbelewy?
ROFL crazzi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shopped that cat is the exact cat that was in the celing cat is watching you masturbate 1