What? You said, “Get my butt outside” My butt is outside Hehe
kitteh knowz hao 2 git around teh roolz.
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No floofybutts alloud!
So I tukt mah floofytail up under mah hat, and I went in to ask heem why.
He sed yoo luk lyke a fyne, upstanding yung kitteh, I think yooll do!
So I tuk off mah hat and sed – Imajin that, huh!, me wurkin for yoo . . .
sines, sines, effurrewear iz sines
Eye pre furr tans to sines
cosine heer, pls kthx.
nao I hops to ICHC to git AWAY frum teh wurk wif teh mafs wif awl teh cosines and whut I find? *mumblol grumblol*
When u is finished sining and cosining, plz to give teh papers to teh tan gent over there.
Otay — bee dun inna secant…
pwease nawt to be furrgetting pg 2. It’s an integral part awf teh form.
O, I C — dey hadded teh payjiz inna rong oardur — dey iz spwosta b oppuzit obber ajaysint…
dey duz eet differenshunlee
It’s nawt awlways eezy to determin ant sort teh page numbers…
Oh, come awn, iz eezy az pi!
nawt neskiserrilee — sumtymz teh diffykultee increesiz ekspowninshullee
well… as long as you donut go out onna tangent…
*appololgisis iffun somwun allreddy made the joke*
Sign, tanjunt arc coe-sign
3.14159
Rah rah cheezburger!
MIT cheer refrunz FTW!
hoorah for the MIT engineers!
Awlso Caltech and Rice cheer.
rah rah ree
kick ‘em inna da knee
rah rah rass
kick ‘em inna other knee
Blok dat kik!!
Gitz dat pass!!
Nok dat kworturbak awn himz .. elbow!!
fangs four teh memries — mai dadcat tot me teh “rah rah ree” wen ai waz a liddol kittin (ai diddin get it untill ai waz mutch owlder).
Blokkin owt teh seenree, braykin mai mynd.
Dew dis, doan dew dat, kenchoo reed teh sine
HEY hey YOU you♪
corn cat you rations!
*twitchy tendrils hover over twap door lever*
*gets owt snippers; waves them arownd warningly*
♪didn’t have a penny to pay, so I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign
I said thank you Lord for thinking about me, I’m alive and doing fine
OH-h-h, SIGNS SIGNS, everywhere signs! 5-Man Elektrical Band, ftw!
Here is a linky but it won’t embed. You’ll hasta go to YooToob to watch it:
lol, they both worke’d. now don’t i look siwy.
Sine sez U gotta hazza memburrship kard 2 gitz insyd…
*
UGH!!1!
.
*dat wuz awlwaiz mai fayvritist part uv dat sawng!
We lykes that part too. Teh gutteral – UNGH!!!! We duz it together nao, K?
*lowdly*: UNGH!!!!!
Yu sed butt!!!
Ai can still watch u tho!
Literol kitteh is literol.
oooh, 4.5 kittehs stoled mai line!!
GMTA!
Lol Tess! (Ai tried to do a Mr. Green, but WP eeted it.)
u didn’t say nuffin ‘bowt teh hed!
and its…adoorable.
*faysepaw*
♫U put ur hole butt in
U put ur hole butt out…♫
♪ u putz ur hole butt in an u floof it awl abowt ♫
butt(!) nawt teh revurz
“… and that’s when the trouble started.”
(A homage to Maus. *sob*)
I misses that ol Maus . . .
I putted a Zippo app on my iTouch in his honner.
I choosed teh desine wif a kitteh onnit.
Oh noes, wut happened to Maus? Mai lack of nollidge of current ebents, let me show u it.
*luksarownd* He just disappeerd wun day. Nuffin left of heem, lyke he went down a rabbit hole or sumthin! Ifinks it wuz his wurks, they mite hav blokkt us!
So is he a Maus dreaming of having an ICHC? Or ar we an ICHC dreaming of having a Maus?
Or duz we reelly even eggsist? *gits skayrd; luks arownd with beeg eyz*
BOOP!!!
BETTY!!!
ooohhh…ai donut kno if we eggsists oar nawt, butt in times of philly…filler…plysosoph… wheneber ai has to fink about difficult stuff, ai find lying down in a fetal posishun often helps.
Ifn ai ownlee bees teh majinerry, huebburs majinnin mii gots teh sik mynd.
Whut happened to Maus? Wacky theories, we has them.
Abducted by Allens
Became King of teh South Side of Lower East Rodentia
Called back to his home plannet
Dangerous debriefing mission gone horribly awry
E…
Eberything on teh skreen went blak!
Fun, Maus kant has enny
Gone gone gone, he’s been gone gone gone so long . . .
H . . .
Havvin uh sad dat himz nawt heer
I dunno ware himz kin bee
Jiltin awl himz ICHC frinz cuzza sum uvver fing himz gotted hissef n2
K…
Knighted by teh cween and on a endless cwest
Lost in teh cheez section of teh gormay groshery store
Meditating, forgot to set alarm mantra
N…
No moar Internets for that Maus, nun whutsoever
OhMyGosh, he’z imbizible! And silent too, hao odd!
Pritteh pleez, kin we hav our Mausie bak nao, huh, can we?
Q . . .
Questioned authority, authority answered wif a vigorous
Ran away from home to join a flea circus
Secretly replaced wif Folger’s Crystals
T…
Totally cuvvered in debreefing flooid
Unbeeleevablol – but him diddint wanna play wif us enny moar
Very unforchunit Zippo axident
W…
Noddun awf afta loggun awn
Off awn en walkabawt
Preparun tu enta teh preesthud
Q…
Eeted too much cheez and is taking a long lie-down to digest
Flew to new whirlds
Got caught up in one of his musiclol roles
H…
I finksew himz taykted teh bloo pill…
iz hii teh WON?
Maus’s employur haz band ICHC a twerk. Yah boo hiss, rottin awld werk!
Lemme guess – they thot we wuz a bad influenza, hogging awl himz tyme. *snerk*
well, that’s a sick joke.
It got better…
Would u prefer to hear a humorous antidote?
Ai misses dat liddlol Maus.
We awl du!
tole yu tu putt inn an kitteh doar…….
If ur butt was outside here, kitteh, u wud has a bery chilly butt!
As, in fact, do ai. Ai has been shovellin teh sno awf mai driveway. Ai gotted to teh end and turned rown wiv a beeg si of releef, only to see dat teh *@#$& sno had cubbered up teh beginning!
Well, if taht’s teh way teh wevver is goin to plai it, Ai fink yu shudn’t rys to such behayvyor and shud retyr to teh warmf, wiv a
smawllarj glass ob Leapfrog, juss to sho it hoo’s boss!Teh fing ai like most abowt u Ambercat, is dat u is awlways reddy to recommend alkyhawl in a crisis. It just so happens, ai dus has some Leapfrog left ober from Chrismuss, an it is sittin in teh cupboard lookin awl lonely. BRB.
“Leftober”?
“Leftober”?
Oh teh hyooj manatee!
*sidles over kwietly* Whut is this Leapfrog of which yoo speak? And . . . um . . . mite I has a tinyee taste? *holds owt a smawl glass; looks hopeful*
It is properly spellt “laphroaig” – no, rly; it is! An it is a singul malt wisky, form teh Aill ob Ai lay, in teh Scawtishly He brides an, co inky dentally, SJ/Martoonie’s fayvrut
An enneewun hu hassing teh … wut wus dat werd agin? lift wut?? … teh ‘leftober’ awlkeehols obvyooslee wusint injoin it reelee, sew dey shud jus sending awl der currint an fyootcher awlkeehols purrchissis tu mii. kthxhic.
*grabs alkyhawls protecktibly*
Ai shud point owt dat ai had purchased a LAWT befoar Chrismuss – just to make abslolutlee shoor we did nawt run owt. No alkyhawls wuz neglected in teh makin ob dis holiday season kthxgeturown.
Hmph. Dint ur mommeh teeching yu tu shairing??
Dis cums frum de “oil of Olay”? And iz tasty u say? Let me be de juje of dat- holds owt mug I meen small glass for little taste…
Ob corse u can gremlin! Heer u go – *sloosh*. Drink caerfully, it has a forcefull personalitee.
*sniff* Hmm. *sip* WOWWZZZERRS!! Yoo arnt kiddin, arya!? *blows flames owt mowth* Whoo, I bee a dragon! Woot woot!
We can has cold here too, I was so happeh that wuz only going to be
in the upper 20′s, the wind is blowing and it feels mush mush colder
I can has spring plz.
Kthx
How many inches of snow does U has?
elebenty?
Elebenty an WUN, an it is still snowin. Pleh.
Teh wurst fing is dat becaws we duz nawt nermally has mush sno in TTI, we has no sno plows. An no grit for teh rodes. So we only needs a teeny tiny bit ob sno for teh hole country to grind to a halt. Ai libs on a bery steep hill an it is never ploughed or gritted so ai cannawt leave mai hows!
Duz U can haz teh chaynz 4 teh tyrz awn ur car-mobile?
Nope we duz nawt has. Ackshully ai’m nawt eben shoor dey is legal in dis countree – ai neber seen dem heer. Ennyway teh fing dat puts me awf dribin in teh sno is nawt so mush me – its teh udder idiots hoo finks dat dribin bery fast 6 inches from ur butt is teh best way to deal wif teh condishuns.
Brake free from ur chains, TTI tyres! Down wif tyreanny!
Ai remembur sno chanez frum teh erlee 60s. Wun uv teh syuntists Ai werkd wiv put dem awn teh reer weelz uv hims frunt-weel-dribe MiniCar. Him wuz a PhD!
Grr. WP sed Ai had dooplikaytid den eeted mai messij.
We do haz sno chanes but noaw dat most rodes aer grittid dey aer nawt commun. Wun uv teh syuntists Ai werkt wiv in teh 60s putted hims sno chanez awn teh reer weels. Him had a frunt-weel dribe Minicar!
An naow it hawkt it up. Ai lub WP!!!!!!
Awl ob dem.
moonun teh whirrld: yur doun eet rong
Yikes! Ai did nawt eben notiss dat! Drinkies awl rownd!!!
Dubblol coff mikschoor fur me plz!
Heer u go anni – ai putted a littlol rum in it, for medissinul porpoises. U gawt to keep warm in dis wevver!
Thx Martoonie – dis pigflu taeks sum shaekin off!
Teh wun gud fing abowt teh piggeh floo fur meh wuz dat it killified mah appetyte fur a fyoo wiles. Ai losted abowt 10lbs (tho ai apparentlee finded dem agin ober teh hololidayz).
Ai haz 2 eet 2 balins teh diabeetus meds. Hab noe sens uv tayst oar smell an fud awl seemz teh saem!
Pssst, nicewitch, yu still heer? Yu haz an emeow… aifinkso ennyway, if ai finded teh ryte addy frum teh summerthyme when we waz planning teh nawt-sekkund VLC cheezmeet.
Ohai! Ai ar heer foar teh littol wyol – an ai gottid ur emeow, tu!! AND ai emeowd rite bak! (Doan tel mai sistur – taeks mii aegis tu anser hur, cos ai awlwaes trine tu bees moar cheerfuls dan ai yooshlee bees, an ai puttit awf an puttit awf ….)
Ai duz taht tu, haz elebentee emeows waiting fur replais, an it get harder tu du teh longer tehy waits *sai*
Ai rited back, an nao, ai haz tu take mai Cory-shado whu be currintlee destructifying a cardboard boks an get back tu wurk awn teh declutter an cleening, pleh. Him halps me. Him berry gud at going unner fings tu find teh kitteh tois (altho sumthymes lozes tehm agen mediately) an halping me put fings in bokses (altho sumthymes halps tu taking tehm owt agen) an halping me tu sweep teh fluur (
) an fings. 
duz hee walkz rite inn frunt ob yur feats sew yu noe ware tu goe neggst?
Uv corse! Hao wud ai gno, uvverwise?
nah, they just stand right next to you and direct you with a series of meows!
*shniff shniff*
*has a nostalgia*
This looks *just* like my Pumpkin (aka, pLumpkin). and it is just what she would dew manymanymanytimes in her 20 yearz.
*schniff*
Ohai SP! Iz sorree yu has eh sad!
ai see yu ar rite down soute awf mii (well, effen ai wuz hoym rite nauw). foun dis awn teh cheezpeep localle liszt!
{{{{{{sweetpea}}}}}} Der, der.
*patts teh tendrils gentlee*
Yu hassing teh nies memrees ob Plumpkin – dat’s lublee, eeben wen yu missing hur.
Awww, pLumpkin wuz teh byootimuss! {{{{{schweetpea}}}}}
Da only way to remeber pumpkin is tell us a funny story.Sweetpea!
well, she had a pitiful looking “silent meow” when she was hongry, she had so much floofiness that we said she was wearing pantalooons, she had little black dots on her lips and eyes that increased over the years, eventually she looked like she had goth like black lipstick and eyeliner on. Oh, and she had elebenty extra toes /fingers on her front paws, so we worried that they would become opposable and then civilization as we know it would be over. and, when she was chased up a tree by a neighbor’s off leash dog, i chased the dog with a shovel. I think I actually scared the neighbor, she apologized profusely, and we have since become friends.
awww, ai luv teh kittehs wif floofy pantaloons! (wel, otay, ai luv awl kittehs!). Mai Tucker haz tehm, shee is a teeny part purrshin aifinkso an sumtymes ai kawl hur ms. fluffknickers. Sillee, ai haz it, ai kno.
Butt (floofy) sinse ai alzo sumtymes cawl hurr Tucker Tutu, u kan see teh level uv teh baybee naims ai hav fur mai girlies, teehee!
We haz free long-hayrez & free short-hayrez. We callz teh long-hayrez “Teh Bloomer Boyz.”
kumo haz teh floofy pantaloons too wen yoo luks at him frum teh bakk. i callz him “mr. floofypants.”
*puts down trimmers; hugs that sweetpea, but duz it kayrfully, watching those tendrils . . .*
cud awlmoast be mai Sam-Sam too, frum the bak.
“pLumpkin” FTW!
Gud memrees be a wunnerful gift teh hart-kittehs leev us, even tho it makes us rememer hao much we miss them. {{{{{sweetpea}}}}}
OMCC we has a nyne way ty!!! *faints*
*frows faintin cowch unner honeycakerabbit*
*runs fro smellin saults*
brb
ohai willy boy! {{{willy boy}}}
happy gnu yeer! and fankies foar teh cowch, saved me frum teh owch!
*holds smelly salts under teh wabbit’s nose*
sillee wabbit! feintz ar fur gurlz!
ahum. I IS gurl wabbit. Is I? *checks*
yeshyesh, I is.
Happy gnu yeer, catena!
yu iz eh womyn wabbit!
adn hapi neuw yeer tu yu, tu!
but that wud imply Iz grown up? I dunnot finkso I ebbur will… *gigglol*
*opuns iis*
huh? whut happund? Oh, yesh, i rememburr…
-oh, ohai gremlin!!!
*jumps up wifakwikness, pounces awn gremlin*
{{{gremlin}}} hao u is? happy gnu yeer!!!
I am verreh gud, honeybunny! Is ok if I kawls yoo that?
I had a nyce, kwiet Krismus – we get about 10 days off wurks wher I wurk, which is nyce until yoo hasta go bak. And then itz traumatik. I fownd mahself yestiday in a meetink, saying to sumwun hao I thot I needed a vakayshun and sum time orf. It wuz mah furst day bak in teh orifice, LOL!
Mah gnu yeer is startink well. Cept itz bin too kold here. Then agin, itz winter, so whut kin a kitteh eggspect?
Hao abowt yoo? Ar yoo doing well?
Anom tew taht gremlin! Ai had tew weekweekweeks awf an affer onlee tew nites bak at wurks ai feel lyke ai wuz neber awai at awl!
Yah, it’z sad hao kwikly reality lands upon wunz chest, chokin owt yor breth and holdin yoo down! Oh wayt, that wuz mah kitteh last nite, greetink me when I finally got hoem frum wurks, LOL! He ways 17 pownds nao, and he wuz so glad to see me when I got home!
17 powndz? Awn ur chest? Wuz U happeetayl 2 C himz?
Yesh, yesh, of KORSE I wuz glad to see heem. We has developed ritchuals over mah time off. Lap time at 9 in teh mornink, again at abowt 1 in teh afternoon, and then summoar around 6 pm. I hasta admit I gitz verreh liddlol dun with a tabbeh plasterd to mah bawdee!
Dexter am 17 pownds nao?
yikes, dats a lott uf kitteh! myn ownlee way sebben pownds eech butt (!) dats enuff fur meh – esepcially sins wun uf dem has tayken tu sleepin on mai hed teh last cupplol uf nites…
That bees teh lubbly nickname, gremlin! Fanku!
Iz doin fine! I hadda 2 weeks hololiday (bak in office since yestuday), most awf teh time wiff hubbycat! yay! We has had owr berry nawtsekkund krissmiss together ownly teh too awf us and it was teh awsum! Butt we awlso got to see our parents and siblings.
Is cowld here too, and lawts awf sno! We nawt offen has that here in norfern Jermenee. Teh oshun makes teh wevver mild in winter -ushulee, which meens lawts awf rayn and grey and pleh. Butt nao we has teh whitest sno, abowt 20 cm or so. Awl is beautimous. Iz big child, I lubbs it. Jest liek Ambercat!
We is going onna winter walking tour awn Caturday! And then has sum cawfee or tea at my place. Is gonna b nice Caturday Ifinkso!
Aww, yor furst Crismus as marrijed peeplols, hao nyce! {{{honeybunny and her huzbing}}}
I lykes teh snow a lawt when I kin play in it. When I hasta drive to wurks in bad wethers, nawt so much. I fears teh freezing rayn and ice much moar than teh snows. Teh furst yeer after I bot mah haus, I had abowt a hunnert trees come down on teh haus during an ice storm. I wuz alone in teh haus at teh tyme; every tyme a tree hit, teh haus shook. *shivers, just thinkin abowt that* Snow is OK; ice nawt so nice!
Hope teh wether b nyce for yor winter walking tour on Caturday! It sownds lyke lotsa fun!
owch, that sownds liek sum hevvy winter! We dunnot git that here, eggsept wunce in 1978. -10 is teh berry cowld awlreddy. Celsius, btw
I hoaps ur winter nawt gonna b daynjerus in NE way! Jest lubbly.
Oh, and I dunnot hasa car. Wud fink ottewise ifn I had to drive, oh yeshyeshyesh!
Ai finkin Ai’ll go awn a winter wolk inna bit – It’s bin snoing mostov teh dai butt teh forecast is fur a cleer nyt – berree cold but berree prittee, wiv teh mune awn teh snoes. Ai has a dijitul camra, fur werk, anna colleeg has juss sent me distrucshuns awn hao to set it up, fur nytym shawts. Tehre is deer in teh wuds behyn mai haus an Ai is hopin tehy myt com owt to plai…
*sigh* That sownds berry lubberly. Tayk sum gud pikshors! *hums to self*: Where teh deer and teh Ambercats play . . .
Juss wotchd a foks trottin ober teh sno – corse, Ai diddunt has mai camra to hand!
Let us know if u sees one doing teh waltz!
Sumfin (ai kno nawt wut) has been muckin abowt in mai back garden – tracks awl ober teh place. Ai’m nawt proposin to go owt an get a closer luk to find owt wut it wuz.
Mite be … zebras??? *hopeful*
*hides muddy trowel behind back*
*whistlols non chalantlolly*
*plants b0rg enhance’d sweetpeas in martooniee’s backyard*
Could be zebras. Could also be…
Yaks in Yaktrax
Xtraterrestrials
White sharks, great
Vikings
U…
Unyoozyoowull siez, rodentz uv
Tiggerz
Symeez kittehz
R…
.
(GMTA, LCB! Sept U iz teh bakkerdz)
Xnij! Yub em a Ekoc.
Ruminants
Quick leika bunnies
Peas ants revolting
Oh, my There’s a unicorn in the garden,” he said. “Eating roses.”
N…
KO! S’ereh U hu Ekoc – zi het leer gnif!
Nennepus
Manee mumblun meis mayken merree een teh munlite…mitee neis!
Lieunz, tigahz, adn barez (Omai!)
K…
SURPRISE AC!!!
and I wudda brottid shampayn
Kood be teh…
Antelopes plaiyin
Bearz (o my)
Cougarz (:shock:)
D…
I had 5 deer in mai yard last night- nawt much for them to eat this time of yeer- they are chekking out site of mai spring garden ifinkso!
Maw, ai kan kom inz naow? Tehre’z nunbuddee owtsied tu plae wif.
*kitteh komes incied*
*groome floofy tale …..purr purr purr….batt, batt et tois*
mawm, deres burdies awn da pourch!!!!!
kin ai goe owtcied nao????
kin ai pleez???
*bownze….bownze…bownze*
♪♪”I’m always on the wrong side of .. every door…”♪♪
Yu am a rum-tum-tugger?
Yeh! I wuz ebben gunna awdish… audit… trie owt 4 da part uv Tugger win we wuz gunna dew “Cats” at owr theeaytur bak inna dai, butt (!) da turing kumpnee uv “Cats” kaymded 2 Nashville. Beecuz owr theeaytur wuz wiffin 60 mylolz uv Nashville, we wuz nawt uhlowd 2 dew “Cats” aftur awl…
Awwww.
Wudda been fun! An ai betcha yu’d make a nawsum Tugger!
I know that teh kittehs is teh territorial, but that is teh redikalous.
*pictures touring company “marking their territory” for 60 miles in every direction*
Dey prolly hasta yooz uh fyr truk wiffa hy-ryz ayreeyul 2 b teh markin dat far awai…
*kitteh goze bak owtcied, adn … tue sekkints layder …*
… Mawm, hae MAWM! Ai gawtz tu yooz teh boks!
Ai gotz tu yooz itz BADD!
Ai kan kom in naow?
dis is sooo liek mai Leo!! ai haf to show it to him.
Aw, dat’s cyoot, leosmom!
O hai, leosmom! How u is? I hasn’t seen u for lots and lots of whiles!
We must making shur taht red sees this lol, yeshyeshyesh… but onlee aftur du warnings. Awl this floof, her will fawl in luv an teh yoinking will commense. *nodnod*
Lemmee inn! Pleez?? Kan ai kome inn naow?? Teh nachure iz touchin mai floof!!!! Maik it stawp maik it stawp maik it staaaaawp!!!
It burnz . . . it burnnnnzzzz!!!!
I’z melolteeng!!1!
Ai lubs dat!!! “Teh nachure iz touchin mai floof!!!!”
So hooz bin taykin fotos ov mai kitteh?
*reads the notice about jobs at top of the page*
curse my lack of computer skills.
@$&^#*&@ sweetpea’s lack of computer skills!
*Butt wiglol of doom* lands on DK
how U iz, long time no see..
*Butt wigglol of doom*
Lands on DK, how U iz?
I not has seen U in a while
Ohai two_kittehs! *jentl eer biet* How u is?
Ai is teh gud, fanks! Drove in to wurk todai wif mai fine snoe tires, becuz ai usualee meets wif mai boss on Whinesday, butt he didn’t show! Yippee! Ai can leev early?
Cursors! Foyl’d agen!
Curs mai lak uv beein sumware bisydz Skeedadlol, Warshatun…
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U noe, wif da Innertoobz beeyin watt dey iz, iz 2 bad dat teh Content Moderaytifyer cayn’t b uh tellykummyoot puzishun — I wood liek 2 b teh dewin dat win I iz nawt dewin cherchy stuffz heer…
@$&^#*&@ cursors mai lak ob yoosful pooter skilz!!!
wunners iff bean inn skedadlol, washintung iz nuf tew git da jawb?
ai due haz spereence gittin mai hans durty – aiz an lanscaepur yu noe…
an ai haz scents ob hoomuir !!!
ohnoes! bakslash fail
“yoosful pooter skilz”…
*hopsawaywifakwiknes*
*hopsbakin to giv willy boy a schmoooooo*
dunnot wurree, willy boy, Iz sortof a programmur and nawt even kin do teh italics!
my kitteh duz that, an i dont even haf to tell him too!
squee: ht tp://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/wordless-wednesday-25/2010/01/06/
FangQ Catena! teh story of the bobcat and fawn was also interestin!
too kyoot
Hunny, duz tihs doar maik mai butt(!!) luk beeg??
Oh noe yew doant. Yer nawt gonna git me inna jamb again.
[runzawaywifakwikness]
o m geh. Iz a kitteh butteh! I don no wat to tink…