
Who taught that guy how to park?
musta bin dis gud driver kitteh.
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Who taught that guy how to park?
musta bin dis gud driver kitteh.
Picture by: Coolcat67 Caption by: Sam via Advanced Lol Builder
the goggie
oh, kittehs, you should know better….goggies are notoriousloly bad at parking; one should never take lessons from them, no matter how littlol they charge for the lessons.
Sum peepl aer liek dat 2!
w00t annipuss! we can hazza tie.
So we can! Congrats 2 us!
those lazy conga rats be napping. How bout we treat the Merengue Skwirlols to some fancy Spanish peanuts from the tie boot eek?
Gud eye deer skwirlolz lub peanuts – dey cleen owt teh burd feedur in fibe minnits!
speaking of lazy conga rats, where’s their keeper, Cweenmj?
AWOL
Being coy
Camping in Cajun Land
Decamping from cajun land
E…
not to worry Sweetpea – the cween is dribing back to Louise and anna from Oklahomer as we type… Her husband had a poyntee end wif dr. tinycat tuday!
Just won tai foar two ladees? New fashun?
i like teh Thai fuds, actually. You wants ome, annipuss?
*offers takee outee container filled with goodies includink shwimps*
Oh yummy- Pad thai, lad na, otter yummy noms…
ooo lukky what i found: Tom YUm soup! here, you can has.
BC duzzit hiz wai – STN
yup – hoo ar wee tu tell BC how tu park…ai meen sitt…?
Az far az ai iz conserned, sweet black kittehs can sleep enny way they want. Oar du ennyfing else tehy want.
Sshhh iz dat Basement cat sweepin zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Skootch over; I wanna be on da cushy too!
tehre’s wun inz ebbree krowd!
An iz frekwentlee me.
Parallol parking is deh difficult
Ai betchoo himz faylded drybur’z edchoomacayshun …
Noo kitteh nawt want door dingz, so him tayks up seberal spases.
I hate dat guy.
*luks et doar dings awn da blak sportzkar ai sabed mini yeers tu bye*
ai haits da ijits da park two cloths
alsew haits does ijits hoo deesine da spaises dat onlee fit klown kars
If sumwun parks ober teh lien tryin to keep uvvers frum parkin next to him/hur, ai haz bin known to park in teh teeny spot, ascloseaspossible to teh offender — wiffin an inch or two if ai kin.
Dis wuz eezier in mah old car (Honda Civic) — an teh car wuz a littlol beeted up ennywaiz.
Ai haz dun dis wen sumwun baks into a spot & haz teh driver door ober teh lien. Ai park rite there & climb owt mah passenger door if need be — jus so teh bad parker has to do teh saem.
*Clappity claps* The rule is BETWEEN da lines. I manage to get between, you can too.
yoo kno wut i hates, iz yesterday i wuz wayting for my boi to get owt ob skool an i parked next to a super-humongo pikkup trukk taht wuz parked correkly eksept teh windoze wuz down an teh stereo wuz playing extra-super-lowd thump-thumpy-thump myoozik (yoozing teh term advizedly). i had my windoze clozed (wuz byootiful day to hab tehm open, too), my eerfones in, an my 3PM player turned up az lowd az i dared, an i culd still heer teh thump-thumpy-thump!! culd feel it too, teh flore ob my kar wuz vibrayting. oh well, leest he’ll be def in abowt ten more yeers.
Den him will reeellllee turn it up.
troo
I has a bebbeh liek teh wun awn teh write! Skweee!
*wishes to be at home snorgling big bebbeh cat instead of being at teh pleh wurk*
Anom to dat! Snorgling kittehs iz awlmoast awlwaiz beddur den bein at teh pleh werk. *nods*
*wishis dat jk2 hoam tew, wif snorgles*
*snorgl snorgl*
Nawt sekkund bestest thing about snorgl bebbehs is they are always ready to be snorgl’d no matter what tyme stoopy hooman finish teh pleh wurk!
*snorgles more*
Ha! Is liek Mr Martoonie tryin to park teh car tonite in teh sno – ended up at an unyewshual angle!
ohai SJ how U iz? long time no see.
Ohai 2k, ai is gud! Dis is a drive-by tho as ai has to cuk teh dinner. Smoos!
U gat sno awlredee? It hazn’t got heer yet – an Ai wish it wudn’t!
Yesh we duz, an ai agree wiv u! At least dis time ai saw it coming an has some fuds in teh hows!
Keep warm an saef anni!
Me 2! Ai tukk mai trolly 2 teh soopermarkit dis mornin, Naow Ai aer pullin up teh drorebrij!
I wentid for mai supplies tihs mornin…it was madniss!! Anywun wud finkso we was gettin snow or sumfing!!
Akshully, I baied extry kitteh noms an litter wiv mai yooshul grosheries.I has well stokked fud cubberds alla tyme.. I has a feer ov runnin owt ob fuds O.O
I halped a laydee pick some stuff from the hih shelves an I scolded a assistant for bein rood wehn menny menny peeps was askin if there was enny moar taters bein put awn teh shelf!
I maded him go owt teh back an get sum half sacks for several elderly peeps hoo was boviously verra wurried about teh wevver .
Yay fur tidmum!!! *clappity clappity*
Aparantlee, eberybuddy has been buying teh kitteh litter, becaws is bery gud for grittin ur driveway an path!
Plz to onlee use teh kleen litter, knoturdciclesthx.
How mush snow is you guys eggspecting.
We can has berry dull days with clouds and snowshowers
all this week an last week, Saturday when Iz had to goes to get
mah hair cut wuz stuck behind a snow plow, I can has spring plz?
Kthx
We aer eggspektin ober a fut. Dat iz berry unyooshuel fur Lundun. Ai doan’t liek it!
We did taht lass weekweekweek!! Had to shoo a few naybor kittehs away..tehm fotso we made a giunt lidder box for tehm
..an tahts why I needed moar today…teh stinkurz shure ‘go’ a lot!!..I was down to a few grains in the bag!
*Luks hoepfullee at teh skai* Carnt see no sno heer yet. Ai is a Beeg Keed an Ai lubs teh sno! Speshully wen Ai is still awn Leev an can go owt wiv mai camra!
Pudy_tat haz juss tawked awn teh hollofone an him sez dat him haz kerb hi sno (him awlso haz catched teh piggehfloo, so won’t hab 2 strugglol 2 werk in it)
No more heer yet.
Had a big flurry this afpurrnune, then it went sleety.
Boichiks skule is closed tomorrow..incase it gets reel bad..many pupils lib miles an miles away, and AWL the kids be taxied in.so tehy went wiv safety in mind and sed ‘No skule’.
tehr wuz a kar add heer in teh yoo ess wunse, for land rover, taht sed “skools in TTI are hardly ever clozed for sno.” obvyusly cawz evreewun in TTI dribes land rovers an kan plow right throo teh snodrifts. rite?
I cuddent affrod to bai a tyre for a landrover let alone a whole rover!!
AND IT R SNOW!!! RITE NAO!!
HALP!! TEH SKY IS FAWLIN!!!!
* frows snowballs at cheezpeeps* **SPLAAAAAATTT**
It aer snoin hard in Lundun. PLEH!
Sno in Swine Town!
synchronised sleeping – BC are doing it wrong
yu telz him…
Warning: Growed up joek; fur yoose in teh Nawty Barn. Yunger Vyoowers shud luk awai nao!
Q:Wy carnt gurls park cars?
A: Bcos we is awlwais bean tole TAHT *hoelds poynty fingahs a ninch apart* is siks inchis!
Berry troo dat!
*snerk*
**nodz nowinglee an sadlee**
Yup.
wud mayk eh gud liszt, awl teh stuf weev ben tole…
U mean like…
Always act like a lady, dammit.
Be a chef in teh kitchen and a Protestant in teh bedroom.
Cuddling? Is u crazy, woman?
Don’t ever let them see u sweat bukkets.
E…
Eet bananananananas wiv a nyf an fork, if yu want to get ennee sleep
Fayk it!
Giv as gud as yu get
H….
Hay – iz dat a bloo bukkit yew is swetting into?
Iz naise tew be importint butt (hee hee) iz moar importint tew be naise
Just lai bakk nd tihnk of TTI
*Kimkiwi goez tew the Nawty Barn*
L….
Leave no stone unturned
Men only fink ov tehir stummiks an whut hangs underneef
Just rmemeber whut I told yoo..
K….
Kepe waytun fur yur prins
Luk, du yu want mii tu tink yur kold?
Mai udda girlfrens wud
N…
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Gramawgs aka Lady Mondegrene an evreewun esle hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday cakes, lemmin poppyseed cakes wif dark choklit glaze, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an slinkees taht make sparkly raynbows wen tehy slink, fansee fevver boas, sunglasses, tiaras, jooleries, bow tyez, an cumberbunz – all green, ob corse!! kandee, an puffy alien stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happitayl Birfday Gramawgs
Have a happitayl day!!!
I has green pjammies on in honnor of yor speshull day
Happy birfday to my BFF!
Hazza happeh birfday Gramawgs!!!!! *takes lemming poppyseed cake and a purplol feaver boa* Now ittsa party!
Happy burfday Gramawgs. And many more.
Hapi birfdai Gma!
Happeh happeh birfday!!!!!
*dresses up awl preddy in tiarra an jools an boa an fings*
*ressuls wif Cory fur whu gets teh boa*
Yes I can dress in tiarra and jools and boa constrictor?
Shur! *halps dress 5 Eagles in fansee stuffs*
Teh boa will constrikt as soon as mai Cory-Bear-kitten (whu follos me ebreewhair) grabs it tu play wif — yu’ll see!
p-k! ai hasnt seen you in a while! how is everything? (point me back to a previous post if you’ve already gone through this)
Has sed heer an there… bit uv depreshun (iz recurring fing), no job yet, rangling wif rood naybors an landlord bowt allejd “kitty odurs”, but ai back az uv, um, teh nawt-sekkund uf Janooaree aifinkso. Iz cowld in tihs part uv VLC, pleh! Ai hazza Cory-Bear whu almost az big az a bear but follos me ebreewhair an making me laff alla thyme, tho, an be tu cyoot (ai will finding yu teh links tu teh picshurs an teh bideo ai posted uv him, if yu wanting). Oldest kitty wif borderline kidney problems had chekup an him nawt getting any wurse, which be teh awsum!
*pantpantpant* Ai haz misst ebreewun, an glad ai camed back, it halps muchlee!
Hao yu be duing? Waz gud holly days, ai hoping? {{{{{gammacat}}}}}
Um.. Are you sure it is a dog? It looks more like Basement Cat.
Um… hoo sed it wuz a dog?
If yu hover ober it, oar trai tu save it, it sez “cat-insults-how-dog-parks”. I dunno whai.
BC are having an identity crisis…
now TATS wat i call funny