
THE SAD REALITY… for any dog who shares their home with a cat.
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THE SAD REALITY… for any dog who shares their home with a cat.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: winsomebulldog via Poster Builder
Realestate ai haz it!
Congrats, mamarosa. Sowee Ai wuz nawt heer 2 offur u teh yooshuel drinkies an sordid refroshmints until naow!
Hai anni! *pownces on annipuss*
I had a afraid I woodn’t know anybody hear anymore. Good to see familiar faces.
O hai, Fnark.
I don’t think we’ve met, but o hai anyway.
*extends friendly paw of fluffiness*
No, we haven’t. I has been outa site for a while. *accepts friendly fluff of pawsiness*
Ohai tu yu, fnark! *off furz floofitudinous pawz uv frenndlishusness* … (whut ai jsut sedd????)
Fnark! good to sea you.
Ohai Fnark Gud to see u. Sowwee Ai wusn’t heer – a spot uv RL sindrum! but see dat mai boi Puddy_tat haz greetid u!
Fank yu. Ai wuz away 2, wif teh werk.
Ai needz a hawt drink, itz cold down here in teh Florida nao.
Izzat where yoo ar frum???
Ai will NEBBER furget yur VERREE dramatical Nawt second Nawt second! An indeed, ai think it wuz yur Nawt Sekond commint, too!! Rite?
Ai think ov that taim ebree taim ai see yur nayme nao.
poor dog :[
yu shud see whut happens when der are TWO kittehs!
poor, poor goggie.
Iz sad onlee frum teh goggie’s purrspektive — iz teh correkt way uv fings frum teh kitteh’s purrspektive.
Dunno wut goggie’s cumplaenin abowt – ai gots teh bed, he gots teh bed. Nawt liek ai maed goggie sleepees awn teh coald flor. Ai nawt a barbur!
(wut? … a wut?? … o …)
Ai meens, ai nawt a barburyan!
Weeeeellllll…. barburs used tu du bloodletting…
An ifn ai ownlee red a littol moar daown teh fred, ai wud nawt bee sittin heer wif teh cumpleetlee nawt orijinul commint … Duh. *gigglol*
*giglol* No wurries.
Hao Brynna be? Her had sirjury, didint her?
Ai brottid Brynna hoem bowt a nowr ago *dansdansdans!* – v-e-t sed ebreefing went fyn (dint aks foar ennee detayls – nawt want tu noeing). Brynna bees in teh Serjikle Recubree Sweet [aka mai bedruum] hassing sleepees. Wen ai tuk hur owt ob Poartibul Prizzin Sel, seh cuddlold an purrd, sew happee tu beeing hoem. Ai jus gunna goe sees ifn seh wud liek teh littol mowf-ful oa sammin. BRB
Hoorays fur Brynna!!!!
An yeah, sumthymes bedder nawt tu ask bowt sum detayls.
*wayts fur updayt tu see if Brynna hazzan appetyte*
{{{{{Brave lil Brynna an nicewitch}}}}}
*smyolsmyolsmyol*
Brynna aktin liek nuffin happind. Seh caem owt ob Recubbree Sweet, smakkd poor Bob’s faes, hadded sum sammin, went tu liddurboks in baffruum, smakkd Bob agin, eetid sum kibbils an went bak tu Recubbree Sweet. Seh nao sitting at teh windoe der, wachin teh snoeflaeks cummin daown. Ai goeing tu fil teh burdee-feedur in teh bak gardin, sew seh can waching teh burdees an teh skwirrls, tu.
Nao, wii du teh Dans Ob Joi!
*happeehappeejoijoi! happeehappeejoijoi!!*
*dansdansdansdans*
YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!
*grabs nicewitch’s hands fur joining teh dans uv joi*
Ai so pleeeezed fur yu and yur kittehz, nicewitch! Ai joyn in teh dans ov joi with yu an PK!
Mee too! Yay fur nicewitch!
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*dansdansdans* Whee, dis is teh fun!
{{{{{{{{Cassidy}}}}}}}
“Poartibul Prizzin Sel” FTW!
An’ congratz to mamarosa and carosue!
*dansdansdans in your honors*
Ai sekkund that!!! *joins Q in teh dansdansdans*
mee tu!
*starts to dansdansdans* *skidds tu holt*
*AKES!!!*
Sawry, ai haz bin pooshed awl oaber de stayj dis moarnin an mai mussels do NAWT want!! I shel klap fur yu boath insted.
*clapzclapzclapz*
yu kneads kitteh-massage! knead-knead-knead… oops, sory bowt all dose runz in yur tites! shoulda clipt mai pointy enz.
ohai tu yu, fantima! aifinkso wih has nawt mett yetz … *extenndses floofie paw uv frenshipp tu fantima*
ohai RuledByFantima, ahhhhh yez ai kneaded dat – butt(!) wiv poynty ennz aifinkso yu jenrully payz moar an calz it ack-yu-punture!!! hoo nieds tites ennywai? (shee sez, puttin on AWL hur cloavs fur de ried bak tu de theetur! iz KOLD heer!!)
wut’s sad?? I see they both has a bed…. and there are dogs in China with no beds atall….
sept mebbe a bed ob lettis….!
Yesh yesh, an in Sobee-et Rushia, teh bedz lay awn yu!
Goggie shud hazza grateful taht teh kitteh nawt uzing him az bed!
Hai skwirrly! *pownces on SG*
I hasn’t bin arownd lately. Remember me?
I feel like the next line could be…
“You can help fight this problem by getting rid of the cat.”
Dis is not fair.
Awlz fair in less adn moar.
*snurt*
Share? SHARE?!?
Hoo sed N-E-fing ’bout sharing.
Ai allow teh otter rezidents tew stay here as lawng az dey doan git tew greedy.
Nao, about doez gushifudz yoo hab bin keepin’ hidden in teh pantry. Teh cans awrn’t goin’ tew open themselbes, awr dey? Yew shuld git rite awn dat.
Hmmm…purrhaps ai SHULD give goggie big bed. Ai culd always take ober teh biggur wun in yor bedroom.
Share? SHARE?!?
Hoo sed N-E-fing ’bout sharing.
Ai allow teh otter rezidents tew stay here as lawng az dey doan git tew greedy.
Nao, about doez gushifudz yoo hab bin keepin’ hidden in teh pantry. Teh cans awrn’t goin’ tew open themselbes, awr dey? Yew shuld git rite awn dat.
Hmmm…purrhaps ai SHULD give goggie big bed. Ai culd always take ober teh biggur wun in yor bedroom.
Teh biggur wun problee haz elebentee kittehs sleeping awn it alreddy, an tihs wun just want tu be aloan fur a bit. (Goggies nawt cownt, iz still aloan wif goggie there.)
[nods] Yup…mmmhmmm. Goggie jes ornamental. ‘speshully nao dat himz haz bark collar adn duzzin’ make az mush noyze.
Good eyez for notising teh collar… do you tihnk teh kitteh has teh remote?
“Ai *zap!* sed *zap!* don *zap!* sleep *zap!* on *zap!* mai *zap!* bed!!”
*snerk*
Reminds mii ob teh Simpson episode: There’s No Disgrace Like Home
I hasn’t seen taht one. But I read a novel recently where a kidnapper makes his prisoner addicted to smoking using a collar zapper. Kinda weird book, really.
*whack*
Oh, thanks. Butt (mmph!) IMDB says it cannot play in my region. I wonder why not? You Tube is banned here in Terkey, but other videos usually play.
I can’t see it here in Norbay either…
Nope, not VLC, neever. Hmph.
Hay!! Ar yu flollowing mii?? An stawp reedin mai mynd, eeben ifn ai has left it lying arownd opin liek dat!
Oar heer in VLC …
Hai P-K! *pownces on P-K*
How’re tihngs in K-town? Cold a bit?
Ohai!!! {{{{{Fnark}}}}}
Mebbe gunna be lil milder tuday… but we haz been prokras… prucras… putting awf going owt fur fuds coz uv teh cowldniss teh last few days! Teh kittehs keep wanting awn teh balkonee, tehn lukking at me lyk, “Maahm! Turn awn teh heet, wud yu?”
Hao yu be duing?
I has a BIG busy. Do not WANT any moar exams to mark. Oops, gave anuther exam today… hmm… mebbe the “starecase method”?
Seryusly, my job went insane tihs skool year. More classes, more stoodents, less preparayshun time. I still look at teh LOLs but I harldly ever read teh commintz let alone poast. I misses you peeps!
Us peeps misses yu!!!
Tell tehm peeps in charje tu behayve tehmselfs an nawt gibbing yu so much tu du, so yu can come play wif us!! Shud be gainst human rytes, tu nawt haz thyme fur ICHC, aifinkso!! *nodnodnod*
Akshully, my good wife is one of teh principles… so I has to be VERY careful leading the rebellion. Make it look like it was someone else. Mebbe teh kitteh…
It’s funny, my family cat passed away last year..and my dog STILL to this day sleeps in the small cat bed as opposed to the larger, fluffier one made for her. Whether it’s out of respect for her old friends spirit, or fear that the cat will come back from the dead and haunt her.. i don’t know. Still, it made me laugh to see this photo.
(screw lolspeak, it’s too early, and I haven’t had my coffee.)
oooh – that fear will never disappear!
It’s a cute image though!
Hai Nennepus!! *pownces on Nennepus*
Ai likes yur nyew avatar-thingy!
*falls over*
erm – I ment to do that – I sure did!!!
Ohai Fnark!! How lubbleh tu see u! it’s been a whyle!
Fankies! is a picture of a tu-hedded kitteh pillow frum Chaynehr! It belongs to a friend of myne – but I get to say helloh to it every wunce anna whyle!!!
Hows winturr by the mediteraniun?
Oh, is Verry cold! On Christmas, in Istanbul, I had to put on long sleeves. On Newy Ears, teh temprechewer plummeted to 15 C. I put on a jacket.
Ackshully, this winter is surprisingly mild. Its usually colder tahn tihs in winter. Ai’m not complaining. Not me!
oh – u can has sum of my siberiun coald if u want – as much as u want!!!
The meetee… maytee… weatherpeeps say it’s going to be minus twenty degrees celcius here at the weekweekweek-end!!!
Owch! I feel a comfy fireplace an lotsa hot chocklit coming on…
tee…. larje mounds of tee…
I’ve been working frum home these past days – and we have time controled lektric heeters – so I’ve heeted up the office, wrapped myself inna floofeh blankit and made LOTS AND LOTS of tee…
tee… I likes Constant Comment. Iz cinnaminny! I also likes Turkish Tea. You leave it on a double boil an it stays warm fur a long time and gets stronger, and stronger. I get very caffeinated on weekends…
Ai jsut mayded maiselv a hyooj mugg uv mango tee – smelz awlmoast az gud as itz taists!!
Ebreewun talking bowt tee, nao ai wants sum! Gunna has tu go make sum ‘nilla erl grey (iz mai fabrit!)… just az soon az teh Cory-Bear lets me get up.
nawt tu sturb teh kitteh, pleeze! Ai has teh heer teh you shoe ell bawtumlesz pawt uv hawt waddur adn tee uv awl sordid kyndz – wif shugar, oar sweetoonaer, adn creem, adn lemmin, adn ebreefing yu myt wawnt tu maik itz teh wai yu liek. Adn kupz adn miggisses of awl soartz – whutebbur sootz yur fantsee – ebreefink frum delly cat pour see layn teekuppses wif teh flowurses payntifyed awn tehm tu teh bigbig huooj insyoolaytered muggses. Adn scones wif wippybuddur adn jams uv awl sordid flavrs.
15C? We can haz? We been at minus 15 an minus 20C latelee!!!
Iz spost tu be a postivlee tropicul minus 5C tuday. B)
‘Moticon fail!
wen iz erly adn no coffee lolspeek iz wut I get wen I trys fer reglur. lik now. Funnee, coffee iz arreddy in lol.
Nawt tu has a wurree – bees oppshunul. An wii awlaes has teh impressd wen a Speekur ob LOL shews such skil in teh furrin langwij liek Ingurlish.
ai nawt laik teh zappykollar awn teh goggie, noes, nawt wunn bittz – hims kneedz a nais lethur wun instedz, uv koars … redd, aifinkso – butt(!!) uthur tehn taht, ebree adn teihr buddee lukz happee adn comfeezzzZZZzzz…
Ai nawt so keen awn tehm eevers, buuuut… lyk alwayz, nebber sure uv full sichuayshun, so ai trais nawt tu wurrying.
Sad? Not if you hate dogs.
Cheezpeeps, I has to go away again. It’s Milady’s birfday, so I must go an be romantickal, even while plotting teh revolooshun!
See you in anuther 5-6 months! Nice to see you old and new friends!
{{{{{Fnark}}}}}} Trai fur erlee relees fur gud behavyurs!!!!
Erlee relees nawt dat gud in teh Roman tickle sitooashuns – jus sayin.
*splodes wid lafftur*
*sez Ohai tu Fnark ennyway*
*taeks selv orf tu NB agin*
I think that the dog is just fine with curling up in a small bed like that. Or else the dog would probably be on the bigger bed sharing it with the cat.
Oh.
Hay, yu be flollowing ME! Ebreewhair ai go, tehre yu bees!
*gigglol*
Heer, halp me snugglol kittehs.
Um… okay.
Um… do you have a cat?
Selfish kitteh iz……pritty typikal, akshulee
Awll dat Kitteh seez
beelawngz 2 eevurr hii oarz
shii…. Dawggeh getz it!
Kitteh lykez t3h wawrm
andz coazee Dawggeh bed.
Mayz maykz itz hurz oawn!!
Wenz it getz coaldurr,
Kitteh mayz taykz Cuddill Napz
awn sawfft, wawrm Dawggeh!!!
Jack.
Yippie! Mi furst LOL to maek it tu teh mane page! Iz so happies! N, jus FYI, we haz 4 kittehs an 3 goggies… guess who rulez teh house! Tanks fur awl teh votes!
Congratz winsomebulldog – dis is a grate LOL. I lubs teh luk on teh goggie’s face!!
Ai hazud a guess taht the kittehs rool, mebbeh?
W00t w00t winsomebulldog!!! Ai has a big happeh for yoo!!
The funniest part about this is the dog often chooses the smaller bed. My dog has a full-size bed for herself and she always tries to lay on the little round cat bed. Often while a cat is already there. That’s okay though. My three kitties get to lay on the human beds <3
Any dog? Surely anyone?
LOl!!
cain’t tell hao menee tymes ai has chased dat kitteh outta da poor goggies baid. Tole dat dorg to stik up fer hersef a gazillion tymes, but doan do no gud. Thot she wuz da onliest kitteh whooped goggie, but ai gess not!
so very
ppwnd
Lol, my cat does this ;D
The same thing happens at our house!
At least the cat is sleeping on a bed…some of my kittens actually use the dog as a bed.
same thing goes for women
…huh? how do you people get anything done, talking like that? can any single one of you even understand what the person in front of you said? i don’t like to be a party pooper, but sheesh! i can’t understand a word any of you are saying!
Give it time. I’m a grammar Nazi and I have learned to both read and write LOLspeak!
-couragewolf-