I regret nothing. Your garbage was delicious.
but i wuz just tryin 2 halp u wif ur chorez.
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An nootrishus
lol, annipuss!
Conga-rats on being taupe of teh macramay, Anni! Will yoo be making teh sno anjels tomorrow? Keep saef adn warm!
Ai aer nawt goin owtsied until teh sno haz awl gon!
full uv yummee noms!
Ai wud eet it again if ai kud.
and i would do it again.
Lolracoonburglar!
@@@@@ x elebenty!!!
WIN!!1!
U haz teh rite tu remayn silunt.
U haz teh rite tu teh lolyer.
…
♪♪ Pleeeeeese releese mii ♪♪
♪♪ Let mii goooooi ♪♪
Fur ai don lub yu ennemoyr!
*sobs*
Are you kidding me? That raccoon should be shot, when we caught them back home we could see how vicious those animals really are…
Je regret rien! Votre noms delicioo!
Ooh la la! Yu speek le Fronch!
Rien de rien!
*throws a rows at Catena*
*ketchus rows wif her teefies*
Environmentally conscious raccoon iz environmentally conscious.
Or maybeh he juss hongry.
o.O – try saying that reelee fast five times inna row…
that reelee fast
that reelee fast
that reelee fast
that reelee fast
that reelee fast
“One smart fellow, he felt smart” Try saying dat fast a coppla times.
hum – it wasn’t that difficult!
well – try it with a norwegian aksent!
Him resykuls!!!!
So saaaaaaaaaaaad
adn wen hii telz abawt eet, hele bii eh racoonteur….
@@@@@!!
hoot!!
There’s no ‘coontest, yur commint iz teh best!
It taystid grate, n it wuz less fillin…
I remembur dat commershul!
Garbage? What garbage?
Wut u cawl garbawge, Ai cawls Fud de Jour!
Maybeh we shud drag it all out ov da canz and havva buffet!
Iffn we put grbij owt in plastik bags, teh foksis rip dem opin in caes dere iz ennifing nommablol insied.
Annoying fur hyoomins, but cannawt reellee blaym teh foksis… We thro owt so much noms!!!
This looks liek Bandit who triied to steel a bag of kitty noms from our kitchin but luckly he backed out of kitteh door becuz the bag got stucked and if he was still insied when that hoppened he wuld have been very mad I finkso!
Tu yu, garbaje! Tu him, gormay meel!
Iz awl matter uv perspecitiff. da fronch, dey etes da snayls. donawtwont elebenty-much! Ma bruvver, he etes da racoonsez. Also !!donawtwont!! NAWT tastez lyk chikun!!
‘les dey be da choklut…..
Some hyoomins in teh States hunt skwirrel!!!! (Tu eet, I pre zoom)
Skwirrls are frenz, not noms!
Dey do dat in TTI 2! dere waz a cukkin program dat wuz abowt ‘wild fud’ an skwirrls wuz teh meet.
Oh Hai, Anni!!
Don’t telling leeza dis.
*Whispurrz:
Wen I wuz a kidlet wii libbinged on deh farm adn hadded deh not much munneez. Wii had skwirll on deh dinner table maor timez dan I kin kownt….. I eben halpinged mai Dadcat skinning deh skwirrlz.
wuz dere moyr dan won wae tu du eet?
*waves bye-bye to hur appetyte*
Ai nao feel liek dis guy
onlee wiffowt teh smilol. 
sounds lyke a new diet craze!
Ai gno ai wud looz wayt awn it… coz uv nebber eeting….
**wispurs** We eetid teh skwirrl tu, iz kinda lyke goose (donut nose if it wuz canajun goose oar nawt, it nawt hadda akscent), a liddlol tu gree-see. Mai dadcat wuz a huntur, wee eetid turkee, dears, skwirrls, wyld bores, an mewsis. Mewsis iz nawt tu delishus, eedur.
Hay! Wot accent? Wot R yoo tocking aboot?
Pleh times elebenty!
Ai wud nawt kud nawt eet teh raccoonz — dey iz WAY too kyoot fur nommin!
Snayls, on teh uvver paw, iz kwite delishus an nootrishus. Espeshlee wif lemon garlik buddur an sum niec crustee fronsch bred.
Pleh pleh pleh awn snails….
Ai gree bowt teh coons, tho. An also teh skwirrls. An fings lyk taht.
Eye a gree, anyfing wiff kyoot tail not for hyoomin cons… cunsum… DO NAWT EAT by hyoomin
Raccoonz tayst beddur den teh possumz duz.
Ifinkso culd bii the racoon that wuz in myne garbage can and jumped owt at mii. I wuz kool tho. I didn’t jump, run, skreem or nuthin lyke that, nope, nawt mii.
unlike me! three BIG coons scared me when I was out for a walk. then they strolled across the street and squoze down a drain!
Tehy can get awful skerry big!!!!
Tehy hazza cyoot, tho, an a clebber. Ai lyk tehm. Story ai playing wif riting ryte nao haz a persun who can chanjing intu a raccoon. *gigglol*
Aifinkso ai nawt kwite getting intu this wun cuz ai hazzing a wurry abowt this coon an hoping him got releesed sumwhair nyse aftur this….
We had wun moov intu teh shelter we bilded fur a feral kitteh whu used tu living heer. Seanya an ai hadda evikt him. Him was HYOOJ, but nawt meen, him just grumbloled at us fur making him leeve warm soft bed (was erlee spring) an wannered off.
I wonder why raccoons always look so sad.
Izza twap! Dey pretends to bees sad, den wii feels sowree fur dem n feeds dem. Tehn dem hazzit maed inna shaed!
*snurtlol*
yoooohoooo…ware r u, obvious troll? Did an iron-y fall on ur hed? R u okay? It’s not like u not too bee heer……
*putz awn trollish max*
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Wot is wong wif yew peeplols? Cannot yew sea dis is NAWT a kitteh? An hao krool tew beh hazzing dis wilold Nobel aminlol inna kaj! N when yew tayx his pixsure, him be blynded by 126%! Wot is wong wif yew peeplols!
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*rips owf trollish max*
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Whew, dat was tew mush! Nawt bad ‘purrsonashun, doh!
U mite be rite. It kud be a Canaydyun Goose in disguise.
**gigglol**
Pssst, gamma, ai replied tu yu awn teh last thred, just befoar teh gnu wun.
*scampers back in tyme to luk*
fanks prysma!
Cory-pixors linkees was here
Cory in teh sno nawt-sekkund thyme was here, teh best uv ober ten minnits uv bideo
Him BIG nao!!
{{prysma & fambly}} cory is so big now! Ai keep expecting him to stay small, lyke mai shadow girl did. they look alike, but she is a 3/4 scale kitteh!
Him fizziklee big… but him still babycat insyde! Angel washwash him still, an him mai lil shado alla thyme.
Ai nawt fink him gunna get much bigger, tho.
Him cudda bee’d da modlol fur Simon’s new bideo, Simon’s kat!
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgmXrARr6aI&feature=fvw
Raccoons are North America’s answer to monkeys. If a monkey could find a way to get it, so can a raccoon.
You are so rite- dey are clever and sneeky!
with sign language?
ohai♪ .. … … …. ….. but but ai lub : “onnce inn a blu moon”. . . ….. .. ….. … . … . …… … ….. . …. .. .. …… .. ♪.. ……… …… ….. .?
Why in a cage?
That’s a have-a-heart trap. It helps nab the offending critters (or critter offenders) and allows for safe relocation. They work great
Look at that face!
How cute!
I think he or she is beautiful! This is a great site!
He looks so pitiful!!!! i just want take him home and give him a sandwich.
“Moi…. rien….
Moi… je ne regrette rien!!!”
Edith Piaf would be proud.
Look at that ponem…! Could he be any cuter? but what happened to this raccoon? Was he killed?
hey, i make those traps where i work! they are designed so that the animal can safely be released elsewhere with no harm done.
This pic is a sad one! This is the only one ever on this site that didn’t make me smile. Poor little guy – he looks scared.
Hehehe so cute.
This is distasteful and unfunny.
what happened to this racoon ?