
Amish kitteh disapproves your use of technology
how do amish kittehs maek lolz?
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Amish kitteh disapproves your use of technology
how do amish kittehs maek lolz?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: GrRaEbYbit via Advanced Lol Builder
Butt hao ai git awn teh interwebs udderwise?
Newsprint lolcats jes nawt teh saim.
Klokkwerk?
Congrats, nc66!
well, yoo see, tiz this seriez ov toobs. . .
harness the goggie to a pedal powere’d generator?
conga rats, merengue skwirlols, and salsa chips!
*Grabs time piece parts, toobs adn udder sordid items and cawnstructs Rube Goldberg style personal confuser. It makes sounds like Willy Wonka’s gobstopper machine az goggie furiously begins tew pumps teh pedlolz. Smoke and steam billow frum teh contrapshun az it komz tew lief. Slowly the 1.5 inch screen begins tew focus in awn a pikshur.*
Well wadda ya gno. It wurks. Jest wun prawblem.
Dis teh only lol ai culd tune in.
a gololden oldie!
No ‘lektrik!
maketh eksepshun fur cheezburger tekknology.
an gushifud opinur!
Eggsept teh elektrik canopenur. Dat wun iz fien.
no need for electric canopener, silly human.
Nurse Ratched kitteh is disapproving of your shenigans
OR
is it the match maker kitteh
Matchmaker matchmaker me a match
find me a catch
Nawt has approves ub tekgnawlagee, but maeks bu’ful quilts!
Then why izza quilties bein’ yoosed awn cawnspikuously tekgnawljiklol lolcat interweb site?
no pilot, there are no drugs in my hanky.
no pilot, there are no drugs in my hanky.
But kitty it IS my job!! How else can I buy food for my kitty??
Sistur Mary Kitteh sez “Putt taht choo’en gummz awn yur noes tihs minnit!”
Would if she knew she was on teh interwebs.
Kitteh is a Luddite.
*tears* Iz so sowwy, amish kitteh. I will neber do it agin eber. Cept for rite nao. And when da next lol apeers. And when I has to chek my ee mayls. And when Iz bored.
*snerk*
happy burfday Gizmo!!!
*hands Gizmo a speshul burday wand*
it shud help ur finish ur pea haych dee in no thyme – if used correktleh!
I seem to have lost the user guide…
hmmm – just try some swishies an flicks – shuddint do to much damidje!!
aifink…
8)
tho yu myt juss get pumpkins!
*nod nod nod*
she mite…
ooh – handsum scot u hab in ur abatart!!! the the strong, silent, floofeh kind!
ohfankoo, nenne! lets gib it a tri…
halp yurself, ebberywun!
*Gizmo piks up teh wand tenta…tenttytif…wif a caushus, adn purplol sparkles fly owt and settle awl arownd. Den come chokkylit martoonies gallor – enuff fur ebberywun*
oooh, luffly – fanks, nenne
Happeh burfday, Gizmo!!! *takes chokkylit martoonie* *sip sip gulp* Oooo shiney!
fankoo pj!
ooh – martoonies!!
purrfect nite cap!
*sipsipsipsipsipsip*
*burp*
8)
Nite nite!!
Nitey Nite, nennepus!
Nite nenne!!!
*snerk* nite nite nenne, aifinkso ai will be headed der sune alsew. it be nise tu spend a littlol uf mai burfday with teh cheezpeeps tho! baifurnoa!
Nite, Gizmo!
“an git diz stooopy bell awf mii NAOW!”
Ai wuld neber bii ablol tew taik dis pikshur ob my kittehs.
If yew put N-E-fing awn their hed oar back, eet suddenly turns intew teh heviest awbjekt imajinablol, adh dey collapse tew teh floor unner its wate.
ohai NC66!! hoppy gnu deer!!!
I tried putting a harness on my hart kitteh Monty – he was only loud out under strict sooper vision, after a badger tried nomming him for brunsh… – and he flopped, instant parapledgic – cuddent move enny fing, he was just lying there on the lawn for a nour… I took him inside – got the harness off – and he span round the apparment as if his paw was fine, he wasn’t full of nasty bites and his leg wussint borked…
Yes, yes. My hubbi tried dat wunce wif my hart kitteh Grayson. Gray flopped down awn da grownd and refused tu move. Hubbi tried gibbing hyme a lil pull and that nawt wurk. The funniest part, waz wii culd hear the naybor laffing frum across da street!
that abery scarey storee *cauvers eers la la la cant heer nauw*
he recubbered just fine!
but wud rather stay indoors than go out inna harness….
Kittehs don’t respect leshes.
Hmm… ai must haz teh weerd kittehs. Ai bring owt harness an haz a battul between kittehs tu see whu gets tu haz it awn an go owtside…
Before ai had partmint wif balconee, used tu take kittehs owt awn harness an lawng leesh. Loki, well, ai cud tell yu stowrees bowt teh Loki…
Angel nawt lyk so much. Cory been waring wun since him waz teeny (‘memeber teh pink wun?
) But Loki an Trick bof get eggsited when tehy see teh harness. Can hardlee put it awn fur awl teh yellings an rigglings!
Imagine, ai haz weerdo kittehs…
Brynna’s cloller an leesh gots teh littol jingul bel onnit, an wen seh heers mii pikking it up, seh cums runrunrunningwifakwikniss, cos seh noes seh bees goaing owtsied ‘wif hur cote awn’.
Sum kittehs are jest too delec..delik…sensitivez for teh hedgeer.
kitteh’s oh-pin-won un teckno.. technol… uh… electricull stuffs… wil chanje wen kitteh seesez teh electical kat treet dispencer.
Yew kant taik pikshurs uv Amish kittehs! Iz agenst dere religionz.
“Wii bin spendn most r lifes liffin een a Ameesh paridize…”
dude, that’s my cat! i took and submitted that photo a long time ago!
Thanks for sharing the nice picture of your kyute kitteh!
but teh amish ppls disaproovz of ur usage of bellz on ur collarz dere.
Amish kitty wouldn’t wear a gold, dangling bell.
how else am i gonna ordur teh pizzas?