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WALKING YOUR CAT That looks just about right.

i will niver obey.

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  1. annipuss says:

    Dass wun wai uv doin it!

    • sweetpea says:

      concatululuations, annipuss!
      Conga ratz ulululating in back room; they say it’s too cold to come out, but…
      Merengue Skwirlols come dancing in their new jerseys decorated with earworms.
      ♪ Her name was LOLa, she was a sho skwirlol…
      Salsa Chips come out dancing with bowls of spicy Chipotle sauce on their head.

      • annipuss says:

        Thx SP – Ai agwee wiv teh rats – it’s 2 cawld heer 2!

        • NOUNCEMINT
          SINCE we ar awl hyding fur Tidmum’s sprize burfday partte, ai browt sumthing fur ebreewun – frum Tidmum!!!
          This wuz verree cloase to hur furst day ov comminting – an it wuz an INSTANT classik!!

          Tidmum says:
          February 26, 2008 at 7:54 am

          Hee heeee heeee ;)
          Toylet hewmer-we haz it!!
          We nebber grow up ware dis subjekt iz conserned.
          Ai in teh supermarkit teh udder dai,tehr wuz a veree ‘Proper’ ingerlish jentleman in himz tweed soot,Carnayshun in teh buttun hole an a pananama Hat.Himz wuz rootlin rown inna display an him let owt a jihooge stinkee fart .He carryed on selektin his goodz,turned arownd, lukked at me den raized himz Hat at me an sed,’Good day to you Madam ‘ an calmly walked away.
          Ai absolewty fell apart laffin.Teh teerz ran down mai fayce an ai neerly peed mai drawers!!

  2. sweetpea says:

    is balololoon in macy’s parade

    • sweetpea says:

      hey, letz haz a surprize burfday patay for Tidmum!
      everybody hide!

      • bluesfan473 says:

        *skoots unner teh sofa*

        • sweetpea says:

          *hides behind dryer- is warmer there*
          *wonders who has been fiddling with the settings*

          • *hydes under a pylol ov snow*

            • *pylol ov sno starts to luk laik an avalanche, az JCH4K iz giggloling so hard at teh “floof” setting awn sweepee’s dryer*

            • FireRN1 says:

              *duks arown teh corner*
              *putz floofy pawz in frunt of smilie faze*
              *ginormus gleeem in iz*

              • sweetpea says:

                shhh i can hear you giglolling!

                • tidmum says:

                  *Tidmum wanders in…..*
                  hoo turned owt teh lites?..*klunk…bang..skweek…EEEEEEEK!!*
                  ther am tendrilly fings an floof an stranj fings ebreeware :shock:

                  • SPRISE!!!!! :D

                    *wawks aut ov teh dark wif a HYOOOOOJ giant choklit caek – wif lit candlol. Dekorated wif manee little marzipan kittehs.

                    We awl sing ~
                    (sweepee – ar yoo reddee at teh Peeyano???)
                    Sweepee strike a chord – nawt too hai, nawt to low – but JUST rite!! ;)

                    ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ;) ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ;) ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ;) c ♥ ♪ ♥ ;) ;)
                    ♪HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO ♫
                    ♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO
                    HAPPEY BURFDAY ♪ DEER TIDMUM
                    ♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫ ;)
                    ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ;) ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ;) ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ;) ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ;)

                    • Ov corse, there ar LOTZ ov grate prezzies below! ;)

                      But heer iz a NOO wun. Thiz beeyootiful skarf – an ai think teh colors ar purrfekt awn yoo. An it will keep yoo frum freezing to deth when yoo hav to go out!

                      • Az soon az Tidmum blowz out teh candlols, we can hav teh caek and cawffee/tee/sham pain.

                        Ai think sweepee browt sum I screem, too!

                        • tidmum says:

                          *deep breff**
                          **whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
                          did \i get tehm awl? huh? Huh?
                          I maded a whish :D

                        • An your whish will com troo!!!! ;) If itz teh rite whish, eneway!!

                          Tehy ar awl out!

                          *piks teh sekret nomburrr ov candlol off teh caek”
                          *slyces teh nebber~ending caek into many peeces an putz tehm awn teh nice Ikea blak playtes.*

                          CAEKS’ REDDEE! HOO WANTS AI SKREEM???

                      • tidmum says:

                        oooh fankies JCH4K!!
                        It r warrrrrrrm an sp purrrrty :D

                        • salleh says:

                          Oh Hai Tidmum !!!!
                          ….an a berry berry happitayle biffdaze tu yu !….ar yu snoed in cross teh big pond ? oar jess kold ? Wat elses ar yu gonna dew awn diz mose awspeshus ov daze ?

                          ………me n Janet ar awlmose sno-ed in !….iz obbur mah nees in teh feeld ….whoosh iz berry preddy tho….gonna enjoiz it befour ai hedz awn bak tu mah Callyfournua ….

                          ……..be wel mah fren

                        • tidmum says:

                          Ohai Salleh :D
                          No snow heer…yet..but it am Frrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeezing and sparkly glittery ice owtside *brrrrrrrr*
                          Nawt doin mutchis for mah day,cept havvin fun playin an tawkin wiv mah wunnerful cheezfrenz :D

                    • booklion says:

                      Izzit tidmum’s birfday?
                      Happy happy birfdai, Tidmum!!!!
                      I gifties yu wif seben floofy green nikkers, wif teh days ov teh week embroydreed on tehm, a slightlee different color ov green fro ebbery day. Wif a matching bevverije. Like absinthe green nkkers anna boddul of absinthe. ANd pale green knkkers wif a pakkij ov green tea. And emerald green knikkers wif a martini that haz emeralds inside the glass, pikking up teh light.

                      • tidmum says:

                        whooohoooo!!!
                        Eggsellent gifty! Is so cowld Ifinkso I mite ware tehm awl at wunce!!
                        Fankies Booklion :D

                        • booklion says:

                          Yur welkom, Tidmum! Plz to nawt drink awl teh beverijjes at wunse, tho. Yu might melty to teh floor! ND them what would teh Tidfambly do?

      • sweetpea says:

        oh, and if you no can has a prezzie, just ahem “recycle” something you received for Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa. for examplol:
        A pair of green floofy snickers
        Brick 0 Fruitcake
        Cheezy shweater in chartreus
        D…

        • Italiana says:

          Dorkee-lukking strypee sokses
          Eerwurmz uv leffobur “Granmaw Gawtz Runndobur Bai a Rayn Deerz” sawng
          Fat buuk uv reeleereelee baddz powatrih, sootablol ownlee tu bih usifyed azza doarstoppur
          G …

          • catena says:

            Grene eey maykawp kit
            Horribul itchee pajamahz
            Idiotz guiyd tu trollz
            J…

            • Jumprrrr cablols fur teh car wif teh ded battry. “Ai think itz ded, Jim.”
              Kitteh tois fur teh kitteh bois
              Lego peeces found under teh couch
              M. . . .

            • nativeca66 says:

              Jerky o’the month club membership
              Kitchen utensils hawked by Vince
              Larry teh Cable Guy style flannlol shirt
              M…

            • FireRN1 says:

              Jellow with spyders !!1!! DO NAWT WANT!!
              Limp selleree
              Mooshy peenutz brickle
              O…..

              • luvscatsva says:

                Mixed sordid nuts, slitely dusty
                ‘nother silly tie
                Opussum, stuffed
                P…

                • sweetpea says:

                  Pretty garnet earring.
                  Quince jellies which shmell a littlol *off*
                  Rumpapumpum earworm
                  S

                  • Snow, eben moar uv it
                    Turtlols, box uv — nawt teh candee, reel wuns
                    Umbrella made uv tishoo paypur
                    V…

                  • willy boy says:

                    Sordid smelli candlols
                    Taistliss taufee
                    Wrinkloled an sumwut yoosed xmas paypurr
                    X…

                  • lunarmommy says:

                    Smart peeples buks taht my momma’s buk club reeded insted ob teh theeves-an-magik-an-assassins adventure fantasy buks i spesifikally askded for :( (sorry i broked in wif taht, taht wuz my pet peeve at crissmiss, made me feel liek wut i liek to reed iznt gud enuff)
                    Tuff turkee
                    Uglee Swetter
                    Voles
                    W…

                    • Pfooie. Enny reeding iz bedder tehn no reeding, an iz menny berry smart peeps whu reed teh fantasy-an-sci-fi. An also me. *stikks tung owt at lunarmommymomma*

                    • Well!!! Hoo WUDNT bee a bit huffee!! Ai laik the buks YOO laik – but – enething speshul?? Author??

                      Maybee yoo cud giv Tidmum wun. ai’ll be SHE wud laik it, too! ;)

                    • lunarmommy says:

                      i ahd buks by Brent Weeks an Daniel Abraham on teh list, bof pretty noo writers ifink. Scott Erickson luks gud too!! (adds to grwoing list) am also eegerly awayting teh next installment in teh Gentlman B@st@rd series (don’t want to get moderaytifyd) by Scott Lynch, an teh sequel to The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss. One ob teh best fings I’ve red in a long time iz teh Godspeaker series by Karen Miller. Takes a strong stommick tho, speshuly sinse teh hole furst buk iz frum teh Big Baddie’s poynt ob vyoo as she (yes, SHE!!) rizez to Big Baddiehood.

                      I’ll reed teh buks my momma sended me, but, well, yoo know… :(

                      • Yes, ai noe! :(

                        {{{{{{lundarmommy}}}}}}}}

                        • Well – :oops: {{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}}

                        • lunarmommy says:

                          lol, i knowz wut yoo meen!!

                          i dunno, i feelz silly an ungraetful now – i iz blessd to still have my momma wif me! an if i jus sed, buks are nice, i’d like buks, it’d be a gud selekshun. but i gibbed her spesifk titles, an sumtimes i feel liek teh peeple hoo reed teh buks her gave me luk down on teh kind ob buks i like. her finks i’m kind ob weerd anyway (but her favrite writer iz john irving – way too weerd for me!!! :shock: so i gess we’z even :D )

                        • mezzomom says:

                          LOL @ teh John Irving ref, ai habz redded moast ob himz buks adn ai liek tehm, butt (snerk) tehy am berybery staraynge! wif teh bares, adn teh narsty buks taht Garp rote, adn awl dat bery dark hoomor.

                        • Well, tiz troo! Teh”gud “buks ar awl verree fein an gud, an ai doo reed lotz of tehm.

                          But fur just plane snuggle down an enjoy teh buk – nuthin laik teh advenchoors an sci-fi an Terry Pratchitt – ai hav so menee favrits! ;)

                          Waht did she give yoo????

                        • nicewitch says:

                          Der bees a buk trayding siet owt der sumwears – yu lists 10 buks yu wants tu gibs awae, an aifinksew dat is eeben-steeben 1 buk = 1 creditt. AND yu gets 2 frii creditts jus foar joynin. Nao wut wuz dat siet cawld????
                          * goas tu lukking at emeows tu cee ifn siet naem bees der *

                      • willy boy says:

                        godda et leest reed da nawt sekkund chaptur….nebbur noes et kud bee an grate storee…wen ai wuz kidlet wee wuz sposd tu reed tu kil an mawkinburd fro engrish klass…ai dent wan tu kuz dere wuz krazy karactur naimd Boo innut an dat iz mai niknaim – :-( …ai kept da buk :oops: an wun dey wen dere wuz nuffin ells tu reed ai startid reedin et…..ob cors et terned owt tu bee mai fabritist buk inna hole whirled :lol:

                        due nawt be konfluzled bai da eriksons Malazan buks seemin tu bee awl bowt armees, solejirs an sillah battlols (awl stufs dat maik me goe pleh) dey iz relli bowt peeplols…. :-D
                        *goes tu amazon tu luk upp lunnarmommy’s awethurz*

                        • booklion says:

                          Iz okay, lunarmommy, my SIL finks aim weerd, too. But yu listed gud books. Nuffing to feel embarrassed about, sez I.

                          I think that good SFF can be more thought-provoking and imaginative and intelligent, and provide a better literary experience than most of those limited “message” novels that center around one particular social issue.

                    • sweetpea says:

                      hmmm. can you exchange the books you got for the ones you want, and then go to teh liberry and czech out the ones on your “assignment” liszt?

  3. Italiana says:

    teh Kat IZZA Hatz

  4. bluesfan473 says:

    Ryde, kitteh, ryde!!

    • catena says:

      awpon yur miss tree man…

    • sweetpea says:

      urgggg. ear. worm. fangs ALOT.

      • sweetpea says:

        hmmmm. i see potentialol for regifting here…

        • Fangs?? worms? eers?? tree man??? ;)

          • sweetpea says:

            catena’s comet was a play on the lyricks from “ride, cap’n ride, upon your miss tree ship” . you prolly knew that, but you might have mist it in your truly wonnerful life abroad. a broad a broad?

            • *hedpaw*
              Oh – ov CORSE!! Blues Image. ;) just slippt mai mynd.
              Luk! Ai eben hav it mremrized!

              Seventy-three men sailed up from the San Francisco Bay
              Rolled off of their ship, and here’s what they had to say
              “We’re callin’ everyone to ride along to another shore
              We can laugh our lives away and be free once more”

              But no one heard them callin’, no one came at all
              ‘Cause they were too busy watchin’ those old raindrops fall
              As a storm was blowin’ out on the peaceful sea
              Seventy-three men sailed off into history

              Ride, captain ride upon your mystery ship
              Be amazed at the friends you have here on your trip
              Ride captain ride upon your mystery ship
              On your way to a world that others might have missed

              (refrain)
              Ride, captain ride upon your mystery ship
              Be amazed at the friends you have here on your trip

              *litllol aside*
              Thank yoo, google, fur being mai frend.

              • kittycatlion says:

                JCH4K..tanku fur ritin da wurds…iz furgeted dem….’spose wez cain rmembr ebrifng frum owr miz spnt youffs n 20′s cn wez…iz strtd sngin long wilz redin teh lrics…fankee gin..wfs floofeh paw n putz anfur flowr en hare..( alwuyz wul b flwr-chld n hipi chic..lufs de gentl lif)

  5. catena says:

    deyz tu katz dere, aifinkso!

  6. annipuss says:

    Ai lub teh nonshalunt ciggie!

  7. bluesfan473 says:

    Kitteh haz remarkabul ballinse…er lawts uv dug-in pointy ends!

  8. Jack Deth says:

    Hewmin nawt walkeeng
    himz Kitteh. Handsumm Kitteh
    walkeengz himz Hewmin!

    Handsumm Kitteh habz
    Poyntee Endz 2 tellz Hewmin
    witch wayz himz shoodz goez!!

    Hewnin shoodz turnz lefftz
    and den byez handsumm Kitteh
    joosee Cheezburgr!!! :-)

    Jack.

  9. nativeca66 says:

    Aifinkso Horton wuzzint teh nawt sekkund wun dat gawt tricked by Mayzie.
    After elebenty yeers, Morton still faithfully tends tew Mayzie’s illijitamate son, Hayzie.

  10. celeste says:

    :D i like it!

  11. gremlin says:

    The man hoo mistook his cat for a hat – say, I think I’ve read that buk!

    • sweetpea says:

      ahem. you’re supposed to be Haydn for Tidmum’s sprize paté,
      *tips twapdoor lever for twapdoor under gremlin*
      fwoooooooosh, gremlin gently falls onto softee cushions and now be Haydn in teh place with room in a Nart gallery with teh Mozart she’s ebber scene. *wow lukkit all teh art* she sez.
      Wonders if LCB would like to halp “take out to the light” some Nart Wrok to gift to Tidmum for her burfdae…

  12. Puddy_tat says:

    If you want to get ahead, get a cat

  13. nocatznaow says:

    Hey, it takes muscles to balance while the guy’s walking. You try it sometime!

  14. Tania says:

    New York, SoHo, fashion week! Been there! How odd!! :D

  15. bamahern says:

    wellz u c doctortinycat, itz started awf az a pimplol on mai butt

  16. rodney dill says:

    ooooo… I hate spiders

  17. Jennifffuurrr says:

    Wuz waukin down teh street
    n evry buddy sed
    “Gotta givvim creddit
    fur yoosin himz hed!”

  18. nate says:

    I see this guy around Union Square all the time (or someone exactly like him with a cat-hat)

  19. an heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Smacky, Enyara, Tidmum, an Gizmo an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! :D i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday cakes, rich ‘n’ buttery yello cakes wif crunchy topping an fresh froot and wippy kreem, iskreem, frooty party punch, shinee fansee party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up an go BOING BOING wen tehy bownse, remote control flying flutterby toys, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes. an liddle cans ob ayr freshinger in case ob stinkee fings at teh groshree store :mrgreen: an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!

    ———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****

  20. melia says:

    hapicat birfdey! All da noodreer babehs!!

  21. nightshayde says:

    Mebbe him kud put on a chef hat & haz a kitteh chef tell him wut to do. Dey kud maykin a moovee abowt it — dey wud mayk millyuns!!!

    Dey kud call it “Catpatootie.”

  22. *sigh* Gotta go… partmint nawt gunna declutter an cleen itself. (Ai donut fink it will, ennyway… if ennywun haz any info tu teh contrary, plz tu be letting me in awn teh sekrit az kwiklee az pawsible!)

    On teh bryte side, mai purrpechual (an purrpechually purring) shado will problee continue tu halp, which makes it taking longer but iz moar fun!!!

    Back layter!

  23. tidmum says:

    Fankyew to awl mh deer Cheezfrenz for the Burfday whishes and teh moast wunnermuss gifts :D
    I is gonna go to bed an dreem happitayl dreems in a liddle whyle an wrap up warm in floofy pjs.
    Whut a lubbly birfday I has had :D

  24. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:

    Mush! Go hoomin go!

  25. abbie says:

    in sopviet russia cat walks you!

  26. Cassidy says:

    Sowwy ai missed teh birfday partee (stoopy RL again). It must have beened a blast, speshly wif awl teh grate noms an dose cool prezzies. Anyways, ai hoep yu awl had teh happyest uv birfdaze!
    .
    Sleep warm, eberywun! Is freeeezy cold heer in VA.
    .
    An fanks again fur teh sweet thoughts yesterdaze.
    .
    {{{{{{{{{{Cheezfrens}}}}}}}}}}

  27. Jasper says:

    I saw that guy walking his cat in New York. He even crosses the street with it on his head.

  28. James says:

    I seen this guy. Kitteh is kool. Dood iz a doosh.

  29. Kristen says:

    this dudes at union square in nyc. i see him all the time… what a nut, lol

  30. loler# kagillion says:

    ai nubur tot bika doodz wir lolcat ttypez. i ar intwestered

  31. Laurel22 says:

    Iz seen dis guy in Newz Yowk Citeh! Kitteh gitz walkz in Soho (n lotza funneh smilez from de tooristz).

    • p-e-t-e-r says:

      @Luarel22 The cat is basically his way of panhandling. The cat’s adorable, but if you get close you can smell the stale wine on him.

      Poor cat.

  32. MeowMeowMan says:

    Ai gess dats rite, exept de kat isnt doin any walkin.

  33. nadia says:

    omg that’s nicholas the cat!!! i’ve seen this guy many times in new york. nicholas is the wisest street cat around, he keeps his human on a leash! <3


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