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WALKING YOUR CAT That looks just about right.
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Dass wun wai uv doin it!
concatululuations, annipuss!
Conga ratz ulululating in back room; they say it’s too cold to come out, but…
Merengue Skwirlols come dancing in their new jerseys decorated with earworms.
♪ Her name was LOLa, she was a sho skwirlol…
Salsa Chips come out dancing with bowls of spicy Chipotle sauce on their head.
Thx SP – Ai agwee wiv teh rats – it’s 2 cawld heer 2!
NOUNCEMINT
SINCE we ar awl hyding fur Tidmum’s sprize burfday partte, ai browt sumthing fur ebreewun – frum Tidmum!!!
This wuz verree cloase to hur furst day ov comminting – an it wuz an INSTANT classik!!
Tidmum says:
February 26, 2008 at 7:54 am
Hee heeee heeee
Toylet hewmer-we haz it!!
We nebber grow up ware dis subjekt iz conserned.
Ai in teh supermarkit teh udder dai,tehr wuz a veree ‘Proper’ ingerlish jentleman in himz tweed soot,Carnayshun in teh buttun hole an a pananama Hat.Himz wuz rootlin rown inna display an him let owt a jihooge stinkee fart .He carryed on selektin his goodz,turned arownd, lukked at me den raized himz Hat at me an sed,’Good day to you Madam ‘ an calmly walked away.
Ai absolewty fell apart laffin.Teh teerz ran down mai fayce an ai neerly peed mai drawers!!
Heer iz teh hole thred. It wuz wun ov teh funniest wuns ebber!
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How to you put a pin on the cheezpeeps map??? detail would be guud. Eagles are not guud on puters.LOL
LOl!!I Sorree – itz way eezeir than yoo think – becuz hoo dont hav to do it. Yoo just send cweenmj a messaj taht yoo want to bee awn teh Cheezpeepl Map – yoo hav to tell hur ware yoo live – an if yoo laik, just a teenee bit about it.
Ai thinks ai sed sumthing laik “Awn teh beeyootiful SoutEastern Shore ov Lake Michigan.”
But I lives In a nest in a tree?,on a hill ,next to a bay,
Well then! Just give teh coordinates!!
That’s waht paws4thot did!
Oar teh neerest “settelment” mite do!
I is ROFLPIMPin heer Janet!!
It wuz a MOAST brillyant moment – certainlee neber to bee forgotten!
Ai just rered teh hole thred!! SOOOO funny!
is balololoon in macy’s parade
hey, letz haz a surprize burfday patay for Tidmum!
everybody hide!
*skoots unner teh sofa*
*hides behind dryer- is warmer there*
*wonders who has been fiddling with the settings*
*hydes under a pylol ov snow*
*pylol ov sno starts to luk laik an avalanche, az JCH4K iz giggloling so hard at teh “floof” setting awn sweepee’s dryer*
*duks arown teh corner*
*putz floofy pawz in frunt of smilie faze*
*ginormus gleeem in iz*
shhh i can hear you giglolling!
*Tidmum wanders in…..*
hoo turned owt teh lites?..*klunk…bang..skweek…EEEEEEEK!!*
ther am tendrilly fings an floof an stranj fings ebreeware
SPRISE!!!!!
*wawks aut ov teh dark wif a HYOOOOOJ giant choklit caek – wif lit candlol. Dekorated wif manee little marzipan kittehs.
We awl sing ~
(sweepee – ar yoo reddee at teh Peeyano???)
Sweepee strike a chord – nawt too hai, nawt to low – but JUST rite!!
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪
c ♥ ♪ ♥


♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♪HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BURFDAY ♪ DEER TIDMUM ♫
♫ HAPPEY BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
Ov corse, there ar LOTZ ov grate prezzies below!
But heer iz a NOO wun. Thiz beeyootiful skarf – an ai think teh colors ar purrfekt awn yoo. An it will keep yoo frum freezing to deth when yoo hav to go out!
Az soon az Tidmum blowz out teh candlols, we can hav teh caek and cawffee/tee/sham pain.
Ai think sweepee browt sum I screem, too!
*deep breff**
**whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
did \i get tehm awl? huh? Huh?
I maded a whish
An your whish will com troo!!!!
If itz teh rite whish, eneway!!
Tehy ar awl out!
*piks teh sekret nomburrr ov candlol off teh caek”
*slyces teh nebber~ending caek into many peeces an putz tehm awn teh nice Ikea blak playtes.*
CAEKS’ REDDEE! HOO WANTS AI SKREEM???
oooh fankies JCH4K!!
It r warrrrrrrm an sp purrrrty
Oh Hai Tidmum !!!!
….an a berry berry happitayle biffdaze tu yu !….ar yu snoed in cross teh big pond ? oar jess kold ? Wat elses ar yu gonna dew awn diz mose awspeshus ov daze ?
………me n Janet ar awlmose sno-ed in !….iz obbur mah nees in teh feeld ….whoosh iz berry preddy tho….gonna enjoiz it befour ai hedz awn bak tu mah Callyfournua ….
……..be wel mah fren
Ohai Salleh
No snow heer…yet..but it am Frrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeezing and sparkly glittery ice owtside *brrrrrrrr*
Nawt doin mutchis for mah day,cept havvin fun playin an tawkin wiv mah wunnerful cheezfrenz
Izzit tidmum’s birfday?
Happy happy birfdai, Tidmum!!!!
I gifties yu wif seben floofy green nikkers, wif teh days ov teh week embroydreed on tehm, a slightlee different color ov green fro ebbery day. Wif a matching bevverije. Like absinthe green nkkers anna boddul of absinthe. ANd pale green knkkers wif a pakkij ov green tea. And emerald green knikkers wif a martini that haz emeralds inside the glass, pikking up teh light.
whooohoooo!!!
Eggsellent gifty! Is so cowld Ifinkso I mite ware tehm awl at wunce!!
Fankies Booklion
Yur welkom, Tidmum! Plz to nawt drink awl teh beverijjes at wunse, tho. Yu might melty to teh floor! ND them what would teh Tidfambly do?
Hapi burfdae!!!
fankies catena
oh, and if you no can has a prezzie, just ahem “recycle” something you received for Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa. for examplol:
A pair of green floofy snickers
Brick 0 Fruitcake
Cheezy shweater in chartreus
D…
Dorkee-lukking strypee sokses
Eerwurmz uv leffobur “Granmaw Gawtz Runndobur Bai a Rayn Deerz” sawng
Fat buuk uv reeleereelee baddz powatrih, sootablol ownlee tu bih usifyed azza doarstoppur
G …
Grene eey maykawp kit
Horribul itchee pajamahz
Idiotz guiyd tu trollz
J…
Jumprrrr cablols fur teh car wif teh ded battry. “Ai think itz ded, Jim.”
Kitteh tois fur teh kitteh bois
Lego peeces found under teh couch
M. . . .
Star Trek! Yay!
“Ai’m a dokktur, Jim, nawt a mekkanik!”
Skottee!!11!! Iz need moar Powah!!!
Jerky o’the month club membership
Kitchen utensils hawked by Vince
Larry teh Cable Guy style flannlol shirt
M…
Jellow with spyders !!1!! DO NAWT WANT!!
Limp selleree
Mooshy peenutz brickle
O…..
Mixed sordid nuts, slitely dusty
‘nother silly tie
Opussum, stuffed
P…
Pretty garnet earring.
Quince jellies which shmell a littlol *off*
Rumpapumpum earworm
S
Snow, eben moar uv it
Turtlols, box uv — nawt teh candee, reel wuns
Umbrella made uv tishoo paypur
V…
Vampyre teeth left over frum Halloween
Wealth untold (oops – that’s a leftover?)
Xtree hangers (wire)
Y. . .
Sordid smelli candlols
Taistliss taufee
Wrinkloled an sumwut yoosed xmas paypurr
X…
*leeps awn willyboi fur enfusiastik hugs an purrs an hedbonks* Ohaiohaiohai!!!!!!! Hao yu beee?
*wobblols butt duz nawt fawl doun*
ohai PK – wee iz grate, hao iz yu an yorz?
Kittehs iz gud (eksept when bad, but eben then tehy cyoot), ai iz still job-hunting… cud be wurse, cud be bedder.
Smart peeples buks taht my momma’s buk club reeded insted ob teh theeves-an-magik-an-assassins adventure fantasy buks i spesifikally askded for
(sorry i broked in wif taht, taht wuz my pet peeve at crissmiss, made me feel liek wut i liek to reed iznt gud enuff)
Tuff turkee
Uglee Swetter
Voles
W…
Pfooie. Enny reeding iz bedder tehn no reeding, an iz menny berry smart peeps whu reed teh fantasy-an-sci-fi. An also me. *stikks tung owt at lunarmommymomma*
mee two….rite nao steven erikson iz mai fabrit!!!
ai haz pre ordird da noo wun – kant waite tu geddit!!
Well!!! Hoo WUDNT bee a bit huffee!! Ai laik the buks YOO laik – but – enething speshul?? Author??
Maybee yoo cud giv Tidmum wun. ai’ll be SHE wud laik it, too!
Iz hard tu get moar clebber smart bukks tehn Terry Pratchett, aifinkso. *ponders*
oh yesh, Terry Pratchett is teh brilliant! On menny levels.
Terry Pratchett uz favrite in diz howse! Ma sum-in lawz,ma kittngrl n iz ALL lufs him! Ma kittngrl n herhusban byz effri buk soonz id iz valble. Iz gits ta rreedz ut lastez…bet iz wuth teh wate!
i ahd buks by Brent Weeks an Daniel Abraham on teh list, bof pretty noo writers ifink. Scott Erickson luks gud too!! (adds to grwoing list) am also eegerly awayting teh next installment in teh Gentlman B@st@rd series (don’t want to get moderaytifyd) by Scott Lynch, an teh sequel to The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss. One ob teh best fings I’ve red in a long time iz teh Godspeaker series by Karen Miller. Takes a strong stommick tho, speshuly sinse teh hole furst buk iz frum teh Big Baddie’s poynt ob vyoo as she (yes, SHE!!) rizez to Big Baddiehood.
I’ll reed teh buks my momma sended me, but, well, yoo know…
Yes, ai noe!
{{{{{{lundarmommy}}}}}}}}
Well –
{{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}}
lol, i knowz wut yoo meen!!
i dunno, i feelz silly an ungraetful now – i iz blessd to still have my momma wif me! an if i jus sed, buks are nice, i’d like buks, it’d be a gud selekshun. but i gibbed her spesifk titles, an sumtimes i feel liek teh peeple hoo reed teh buks her gave me luk down on teh kind ob buks i like. her finks i’m kind ob weerd anyway (but her favrite writer iz john irving – way too weerd for me!!!
so i gess we’z even
)
LOL @ teh John Irving ref, ai habz redded moast ob himz buks adn ai liek tehm, butt (snerk) tehy am berybery staraynge! wif teh bares, adn teh narsty buks taht Garp rote, adn awl dat bery dark hoomor.
Well, tiz troo! Teh”gud “buks ar awl verree fein an gud, an ai doo reed lotz of tehm.
But fur just plane snuggle down an enjoy teh buk – nuthin laik teh advenchoors an sci-fi an Terry Pratchitt – ai hav so menee favrits!
Waht did she give yoo????
Der bees a buk trayding siet owt der sumwears – yu lists 10 buks yu wants tu gibs awae, an aifinksew dat is eeben-steeben 1 buk = 1 creditt. AND yu gets 2 frii creditts jus foar joynin. Nao wut wuz dat siet cawld????
* goas tu lukking at emeows tu cee ifn siet naem bees der *
godda et leest reed da nawt sekkund chaptur….nebbur noes et kud bee an grate storee…wen ai wuz kidlet wee wuz sposd tu reed tu kil an mawkinburd fro engrish klass…ai dent wan tu kuz dere wuz krazy karactur naimd Boo innut an dat iz mai niknaim –
…ai kept da buk
an wun dey wen dere wuz nuffin ells tu reed ai startid reedin et…..ob cors et terned owt tu bee mai fabritist buk inna hole whirled
due nawt be konfluzled bai da eriksons Malazan buks seemin tu bee awl bowt armees, solejirs an sillah battlols (awl stufs dat maik me goe pleh) dey iz relli bowt peeplols….
*goes tu amazon tu luk upp lunnarmommy’s awethurz*
Iz okay, lunarmommy, my SIL finks aim weerd, too. But yu listed gud books. Nuffing to feel embarrassed about, sez I.
I think that good SFF can be more thought-provoking and imaginative and intelligent, and provide a better literary experience than most of those limited “message” novels that center around one particular social issue.
hmmm. can you exchange the books you got for the ones you want, and then go to teh liberry and czech out the ones on your “assignment” liszt?
teh Kat IZZA Hatz
Ryde, kitteh, ryde!!
awpon yur miss tree man…
urgggg. ear. worm. fangs ALOT.
hmmmm. i see potentialol for regifting here…
Fangs?? worms? eers?? tree man???
catena’s comet was a play on the lyricks from “ride, cap’n ride, upon your miss tree ship” . you prolly knew that, but you might have mist it in your truly wonnerful life abroad. a broad a broad?
*hedpaw*
just slippt mai mynd.
Oh – ov CORSE!! Blues Image.
Luk! Ai eben hav it mremrized!
Seventy-three men sailed up from the San Francisco Bay
Rolled off of their ship, and here’s what they had to say
“We’re callin’ everyone to ride along to another shore
We can laugh our lives away and be free once more”
But no one heard them callin’, no one came at all
‘Cause they were too busy watchin’ those old raindrops fall
As a storm was blowin’ out on the peaceful sea
Seventy-three men sailed off into history
Ride, captain ride upon your mystery ship
Be amazed at the friends you have here on your trip
Ride captain ride upon your mystery ship
On your way to a world that others might have missed
(refrain)
Ride, captain ride upon your mystery ship
Be amazed at the friends you have here on your trip
*litllol aside*
Thank yoo, google, fur being mai frend.
JCH4K..tanku fur ritin da wurds…iz furgeted dem….’spose wez cain rmembr ebrifng frum owr miz spnt youffs n 20′s cn wez…iz strtd sngin long wilz redin teh lrics…fankee gin..wfs floofeh paw n putz anfur flowr en hare..( alwuyz wul b flwr-chld n hipi chic..lufs de gentl lif)
deyz tu katz dere, aifinkso!
Ai lub teh nonshalunt ciggie!
ai hoap teh sekkunt-hanndz smoak duz nawt maik teh kitteh tu hazza coffcoffcoff …
Lukks az iffn it iz nawt lited!
Iz jes foar luking cool.
Nawt needed, tho. After all, wuts cooler dan uh cat hat?
Kitteh haz remarkabul ballinse…er lawts uv dug-in pointy ends!
And teh hoomin gets teh benefit of cranial accooponcture.
Win-win!
i finkso the pointy ends has caused leakage in that human. why else would he be shmoking in such a way that the kitty is breathing noxious fumes and absorbing toxins through the skin. oh, the porosity!!!
Hewmin nawt walkeeng
himz Kitteh. Handsumm Kitteh
walkeengz himz Hewmin!
Handsumm Kitteh habz
Poyntee Endz 2 tellz Hewmin
witch wayz himz shoodz goez!!
Hewnin shoodz turnz lefftz
and den byez handsumm Kitteh
joosee Cheezburgr!!!
Jack.
Wonse ehgen, Jack Deth
Unnerstanz eggsactlee wot
teh kittehz doun!
Mynd/bottom meld??? Sumthing noo!
Kitteh mus bii frum Nepalese capital.
@@@@@!
Aifinkso Horton wuzzint teh nawt sekkund wun dat gawt tricked by Mayzie.
After elebenty yeers, Morton still faithfully tends tew Mayzie’s illijitamate son, Hayzie.
ohai, nc66!! tats a very festib hat yoo are wering!
The man hoo mistook his cat for a hat – say, I think I’ve read that buk!
ahem. you’re supposed to be Haydn for Tidmum’s sprize paté,
*tips twapdoor lever for twapdoor under gremlin*
fwoooooooosh, gremlin gently falls onto softee cushions and now be Haydn in teh place with room in a Nart gallery with teh Mozart she’s ebber scene. *wow lukkit all teh art* she sez.
Wonders if LCB would like to halp “take out to the light” some Nart Wrok to gift to Tidmum for her burfdae…
Wow, lukkit all teh art . . .
If you want to get ahead, get a cat
FTW!
Hey, it takes muscles to balance while the guy’s walking. You try it sometime!
Wud hab 2 be a berry strawng man 2 wawk wiv me balinsd awn hims hedd!
New York, SoHo, fashion week! Been there! How odd!!
Ohai fashion – hoo kin exsplain it?
Much laik a plaid hat – currently all the rage in Vienna!!
Haute cature, yor doin it rite!
Or mebbe moar akkurately: hat cature.
wellz u c doctortinycat, itz started awf az a pimplol on mai butt
Hai!!
And – LOL!!!
u cant seez mii – ai iz hiding!
*whispurrs*
Oh! Rite. Sorree!
ooooo… I hate spiders
Wuz waukin down teh street
n evry buddy sed
“Gotta givvim creddit
fur yoosin himz hed!”
I see this guy around Union Square all the time (or someone exactly like him with a cat-hat)
mebbee its him
how many culd tehr be? fank yoo for hedding off (get it? hed? LOL hahaha) teh fotoshop trolz!
He makes an appearance on the Upper West Side frequently as well, and it’s definitely him.
He looks like the guy from Downtown Portland. I used to see him when I was at school.
an heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Smacky, Enyara, Tidmum, an Gizmo an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!!
i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday cakes, rich ‘n’ buttery yello cakes wif crunchy topping an fresh froot and wippy kreem, iskreem, frooty party punch, shinee fansee party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up an go BOING BOING wen tehy bownse, remote control flying flutterby toys, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes. an liddle cans ob ayr freshinger in case ob stinkee fings at teh groshree store
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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WOWEEEE!!

These party bags is wundruss!!! Fankees BF
*Bowncis ball an immeediatelee losses it unner teh frij
fills hambag wiv ayr freshinger ahed of tomorrowss grosheree shoppng
*CHEEZ*
happy burfday tidmum!!
culd yooze taht ayr freshener wen i walk by teh fish cownter at my store. pleh.
fankies lunarmommy…I knoes whut yoo meen about the fish counter..ACKKKKKK!!!ICCCKKKK!!!!PLEH!!!
The smell was so bad in the store wunce, me an mai sissy cumplayned ..fresh fish shuddent smell fishy..and taht smelt BERRY fishy
Happi birfdai Tid mum ! Happi New Year to HoT!!
fankies luvscatsva
Happitayl New yeer to yoo too!!
Happeh birfday, ebreewun!!! *grabs flutterby toy an watches teh Cory go nuts jumping fur it*
*takes shinee fansee party hat — bloo, ov course — and puts it on. Blonde hairs stikk out frum underneath*
Happy birfday, evverybuddy! Fankee, burfday fairy!
*runz inn slitlee owt uv breff affer hawlin Mahm tew see Dr. Tinyhospitalcat*
Happee birfdai!!!!!! *throwz cweenfetti*
Reveeling, to awl hoo dint noe, sumething about teh Miss Teary Us Blonde in Bloo!
ooh, fankees burfday fairy! sowwy ai bee layt tu teh silly-brayshuns, ai been owt fur a burfday dinner wif mai famblee
happy burfday tu Tidmum, Smacky, Enyara and ebbery uffer 4th uf Jan bebbeh!
*gizmo grabbs som fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes adn starts tu happily plaster dem awl ober her lappytop*
hapicat birfdey! All da noodreer babehs!!
Mebbe him kud put on a chef hat & haz a kitteh chef tell him wut to do. Dey kud maykin a moovee abowt it — dey wud mayk millyuns!!!
Dey kud call it “Catpatootie.”
??????? LOL~ Sounds moar laik sumthing found in teh litter box!
*sigh* Gotta go… partmint nawt gunna declutter an cleen itself. (Ai donut fink it will, ennyway… if ennywun haz any info tu teh contrary, plz tu be letting me in awn teh sekrit az kwiklee az pawsible!)
On teh bryte side, mai purrpechual (an purrpechually purring) shado will problee continue tu halp, which makes it taking longer but iz moar fun!!!
Back layter!
Itz nawt??? Going to delutter itself?? Yoo meen – ai ar wayting in vane??
*luks at haus*
*mutters* Haus, declutter thyself!!
didja wave teh majik wand, Janet? Nd yuse teh haus command voyse?
{{{{{PK & Famblee}}}}}
Itz so gud to seein u heer again, PK!!!
Fankyew to awl mh deer Cheezfrenz for the Burfday whishes and teh moast wunnermuss gifts
I is gonna go to bed an dreem happitayl dreems in a liddle whyle an wrap up warm in floofy pjs.
Whut a lubbly birfday I has had
shmoo! to tidmum! Happitayl dreems by teh lorrieload!
happee belayted burfday, tidmum! ai hopes it wus a funn won
and to yoo too Gizmo
Mush! Go hoomin go!
in sopviet russia cat walks you!
Sowwy ai missed teh birfday partee (stoopy RL again). It must have beened a blast, speshly wif awl teh grate noms an dose cool prezzies. Anyways, ai hoep yu awl had teh happyest uv birfdaze!
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Sleep warm, eberywun! Is freeeezy cold heer in VA.
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An fanks again fur teh sweet thoughts yesterdaze.
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{{{{{{{{{{Cheezfrens}}}}}}}}}}
I saw that guy walking his cat in New York. He even crosses the street with it on his head.
I seen this guy. Kitteh is kool. Dood iz a doosh.
this dudes at union square in nyc. i see him all the time… what a nut, lol
ai nubur tot bika doodz wir lolcat ttypez. i ar intwestered
Iz seen dis guy in Newz Yowk Citeh! Kitteh gitz walkz in Soho (n lotza funneh smilez from de tooristz).
@Luarel22 The cat is basically his way of panhandling. The cat’s adorable, but if you get close you can smell the stale wine on him.
Poor cat.
Ai gess dats rite, exept de kat isnt doin any walkin.
omg that’s nicholas the cat!!! i’ve seen this guy many times in new york. nicholas is the wisest street cat around, he keeps his human on a leash! <3