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Nawt werkin akchoole
conga neuw yeerz rats, anni!
ar yu fellun bedda? ai saw dat yu wuz sik wif teh piggee flue?
Thz, catena. Ai aer neerlee rite – still coffin an sniffin, but temprichoor iz nermul naow.
Wooohooot!!! A braid!!! Annipuss, catena and Nennepus get to go to teh TYE booteek. Go on, there be teh latest kitteh gadgets (nawt remote-controlled though). Speshul offur today: Hot-water bottlols wif fleece covers in kitteh design – wif ears and whiskers!!
And here is teh sillybratory drink: sham pain or beer or martoonies or a non-alcolick cocktayl. *drags mobile bar in*
wun ob dose waturr-bottlols – DO WANT!!!
and a martoonie – fangyuberrymush!!!
Wun? Ai need free oar fibe!
Aisle go to eBay!! Maybee – ai cud find sum???
Oh Upfi!! Ai had wun ov those wunz! Cept it wuz a lamm!! Wiff fore littlol blak feet hanging down. Ai nebber throo it away – but ai habbent scene it in a lawng taim!
Ai’m so happee tath teh kitty wuns are nao at teh TY Boo Teek, becuz ai reelee doo need wun!
ooh – ai knead wun oar tue awlsoe – izza kaold heer (foar Flolridda, ennewai). Ai can has, pweese?
teh wata bottul sounz berree nies. ai can has won, pleis?
noe alkyhol tudae, dough….ai iz awn tu manee kold drugz (nawt kold ‘tempacheur’ butt(!) kold ‘ai has won’)
oooh – you has WON???
What has u won???
A trip tu the carrybeen?
Bags of munnehs?
Chocolate – ur weight in..?
D…
Dat wud bii eh lawt awf choklit!
Dinner fur too at a row mantickle restaurant
Eggs, farm fresh, deliberd to yur haus wunz a week
Fancee lawnjeray
G . . .
Gemz awf manee shaypz, sizus, adn kolaz
Hoarse riyd
Indja, trip tu
Jewulz awf manee shaypz, sizus, adn kolaz
K…
Kazillions of de choklit noms…
Lilleeeez of deh valleez..
mountans of martooneez, awl tipes..
N…
Nommilishus fuds in a baskit
Orkids awf manee kolaz
Parfaits and wafflols
Q…
Qwaynt liddlol pikshoorz uv kittehses
Raynboes ebbree daie
Sillybrayshuns foar awl sordid reezuns, oar noe reezun atawl
T …
odeer, odeer – heer izza bowlol uv teh hoammaid chikkun suop, adn a nendles pawt uv hawt waddur foar teh tee – wif teh lemmun adn hunnee, uv koars. Yu kan boroe mai hawt waddur bawdl (izz a lurvlollee lammy-shaypded wun) – yu kneadz itz meowtch moar tehn aidu.
has sine dat sez “Will du nottin fur fud”
*saw dat sine een eh stoyr*
Anna gud sine it iz! Tho mai kittehs werk hard fur tehre fud.
Tehy hav to cuddle, an let tehmselves be petted, an sit in charming posishuns so tehy can be admired, an tehy hav to leeve there hares awl ober awn ebreething, speshullee ene guests hoo com in waring blak – teh list just goes awn and AWN!!
An hork up hayrballs on ur new rug, and scratchify ur new chayr, and pull runs in ur stockings, and sleep in the best seet in de howse…
OMCC!!! A ♫ liszt ♪ . We cleelee need a propurrrrr ♫liszt ♪!
An catena iz awlreddee doing it!
Mai pewter frozed up suddenlee. . .
Wot ellz iz awn teh lyst?
Ackt kyoot
Biyt biyt biyt teh furree meis
Clime unda teh covas tu snorgul
Dig clawz intu hyominz wen kneadun
E…
Elegant posishun to sit in
Furrrr bawls to hork up ebreeware
Greet awl teh guests wif lebbeing hare awl ober there cloaz.
H.. . .
Halp wrap prezunts
Investigayte ur prezunts
jump onto ur bed when u iz tring to sleep layte
K…
Klimb teh curtens
Lick awl sockits
Meow loudly iffn fud bowl is emptee
N…
Nuzzle effrybodee
Open teh prezzies (if dey beelongz 2 U or nawt)
prowllz arownd in cases of lost prezzies
Q…
Qwietlee sneekifye upz adn POWNS
Reezistify awl urches tu kom wenn kalld … adn kalld … adn kalld
Snorglol inz a sunneebeemz
T …
you can get it in elebenty colurs to match the cat!
But iffn u press teh cat, be prepared for teh wurst…
Elebenty poyntee ends – at teh reddee!
Pffft! Carnt fynd teh “Ennee” kee!
Ai cant ebber fynd myne eether! Ai think it sumtaims hydes under teh tayblol!
Grate pikchoors ov yoo an teh visiting Roe Dents!! Luks laik much fun wuz had bai awl! What a sooper Holly Day treet!
Well, obviously….
OHAI Pat!! Nice blog yoo hav there.
Ai think yoo must be noo heer?? If so, may ai say welcome to Cheezland? We ar a happee peeple heer.
Ohai, Pat! aiz frum Kunnetikut, tu!
O HAI EBERYWUN!
Ai so sorwwy ai forget tu tell uuz ai not be here for a whilez. But ai bakk naow! an bakk wif POEMTRIY!
Teh kehtti is lazy
or iz he deffectuve?
power “ON”
but noffin happens…
readin ur manuael u shood du mefinks.
-QM
aifink kittehs are liek kiddies – they donut come wiffa manual…
ai haffa manuauel…..
welolcome back!
Ohai adn bee laytered Happee Nood Rear tu awl mai cheezepeepses! Ai jsut fyneishded wachifyin’ teh Prayd (CheezTiVo iz teh grayt fing tu has, aifinkso!!), adn itz wuz troollee wunnermuss!
Speshul fankies tu teh wunnerfuel cweenmj foar mayken shuur taht mai flote mayded itz tu teh prayd.
Wuih hadded a lublollee, kwyut Nood Rearz Eeb wif teh Kiddos – upsydayt awn teh Bebbeh izz taht himz hartrayt is kummen daoun teh slollee, wich izz zacklee whut teh Dr. Tinycatses wawntz – soe wih izz habbin’ teh REELEE Happitayle Nood Rear, aifinkso! Himz is styl doo neggstneggstneggst munf – adn ai hazza krayzee eggsyted tu meetify himz atlasts!
Izza KOALD heer – speshullee foar teh Flolridda – wuz 23F wenn ai gawted outta mai warm, komfee beddibye, adn jsut mayd itz tu 32F atz tenn ayemm. Butt(!!) ai hazza krayzee – ai lurvz teh koald!
Gud nudez indeeeed. Fanks fur teh updayt
ohai, Awf-Topic, but it seems that today is being the birfday of Sir Isaac Newton. The great physicist (who also had a fruit cookie named after him — and how many of us can say that?). If you go to the google page today, they has a really nice google logo in hims honor.
OK, back to the regulolarly schedooled hilarity.
Heer’s moar hilarity!!!
Has enewun notissed teh rezum. . . reasonem. . . hao much this kittee luks laik Giorgione’s painting ov teh . . .Nood laydee??
h ttp://www.eighthsquare.com/recliningnude.htm
Clothes up teh h an t, ov corse. but reellee, where ar awl the grate paynters hoo shud be painting this kitteh???
Even teh BED iz teh sayme color!!
OMG Ur rite! Art histery ref FTW.
Gud cooks an baykers awl – gather round.
Ai think – indeed, ai am qwite shur – we need a “Phillipe d’Beaker Froot cookie!”
Maybee wif.. . . Filbertz an choklit?? A cookie wif Fillberts an choklit sounds reelee gud to me.
Oar – a nut cookee??
I think we should inventify a cookie called Igordoodles. *nods*
yup. sownds good.
An lukkit teh otter burfdays today!
It’s the birthday of the mathematician and physicist Sir Isaac Newton, (books by this author) born in Woolsthorpe, England (1643). He solved many mysteries of physics involving light, optics, gravity, and motion. Newton always gave credit to his scientific predecessors for his achievements, and he wrote in his journal, “If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.”
It’s the birthday of Louis Braille, born in Coupvray, France (1809). When he was three years old, he was blinded in an accident. He invented a system of six raised dots that could be read by fingers, so that blind people could read easily. His idea didn’t catch on during his lifetime, but it eventually became a worldwide phenomenon.
It’s the birthday of one of the Grimm brothers, (books by this author) Jacob Grimm, born in Hanau, Germany (1785), who, with his younger brother Wilhelm, collected more than 200 German folk tales of the early 19th century and published them as Grimm’s Fairy Tales (1812), including “Sleeping Beauty,” “Little Red Riding Hood,” and “Snow White.”
But – teh moast impurrtant wun is – TIDMUM
Ai dont think we haz a partee planned, but we can Sir Tin Leigh awl say Happee Burfday!!
Yay! Happee birfdai tew awl doze peeps but teh moast impawtint is hour Tidmum!!!! Wooty woot wooooooot! Haz a happytail dai!!
Happy, happy being born day!
oooooolets have a surprise paté!!!
*wraps up one garnet earring which purrrrrrfectly matches t’otter*
But better than discovering gravity, he also invented the catflap.
He did????
Ai dint noe that!!!
Ohai, ebreewun! Hao yu is di gnuish yeer? Duz yu hassing lawts ob sno? Wud yu liek summoar?? Ai gots lawts wut ai cud shairing wiff enneewun hoo wud lieksum! Noe, reelee – taek as mush as yu liek!! Plees.
Cud ai puts dis littol messij heer foar ebreewuns? Ai thot dat teh lublee Cheezpeeps hu halpings mii an Brynna an Bob wud liek tu seeing hu deys halping. Sew, ai poastid sum pikchurs awn mai proefyul. Teh nawt-sekkind wun an teh sekkind wun bees Bob’s Poasabul Fumbs, as bestist as ai cud du dem. Teh furd wun bees hansum, creemee-carreemel-cullerd Bob, an den teh forf wun bees littol BC Brynna. Dey boaf fanking awl ob yu beriberi mush!!! (An mii tu!!) O, an ai bees teh wun inna redd swettur, sittin neks tu teh sno-kitteh.
Brynna bees at teh v-e-t rite nao, ai tukked hur in foar hurs serjuree abowt teh howr anna haff ago. LCB has tawking tu teh v-e-t offis abowt teh paeingmints, sew dat bees taeking caer ob awlreddee. Awl goaing wel, ai wil pikking up Brynna tumoarro foar cumming hoem.
Dis serjuree bees a beri nesisairee fing, but ai stil has teh big sad abowt nawt kiiping teh kittins. Ai hoep dat ebreewun unnerstans dat dis wuz nawt teh eezee disizhun foar mii – dis nawt bees sumfing ai did wif a liteniss ob hart. Sumtiems, beeing teh groan-up reelee suks.
Fankees, ebreewun, foar ur lubs an suppoart an doughnayshuns! Wii nao ritern yu tu ur regyerlee skedjoold LOLs.
{{{{{{nicewitch}}}}}}}
lotz ov huggiez an lurvs comin your wey, nicewitch.
/LOLspeek awf/
{{{{nicewitch}}}} sweetie, we know the decision was not easy to have to make and you have our support. Sometimes being the grownup really does stink and hard choices have to be made with tears. For what it is worth I think you have done the right thing, difficult though the choice was. Please keep us posted on how Brynna is doing! *schmoo*
whut BF473 sed!
nicewitch. Ai hav bin to see yur kittehs, an nao ai haz a curious. Do yoo think yoo cud just start wif teh wun awn teh left – with teh orangee paws – an tell us hoo they awl ar????
Ai find teh whyte wun wif teh pail strypes MOAST unusual. an awl ov them are reelee prittee!
*goas tu lukk*
Frum tawp left, furst roe: Bob’s paws (sept he nawt reelee dat ornj); Bob’s paws (sept he nawt reelee dat lite); awl ob Bob (sept he nawt wite wif pael strieps, he moar Kraft carrimel cullerd, tekniklee ‘dilute ginger/dilute red’); Brynna in hur kurint boks awn teh bed; mii an teh Sno-kitteh.
Sekkind roe:Percy, hu nebber luks gud in pikshurs; Lucy, hart kitteh sins last Eestur; Panda, hu is Brynna’s Reel Troo Luv; Percy, lukkin skruffee agin; Panda, lukkin kyoot.
Furd roe: Lucy, lukkin kyoot; Delia, lukkin gud at 17!; teh Sno-kitteh awl bai itself.
Ai wil poast sum moar, as ai praktisis mai fotograffee!
*runs in, yoinks Brynna an Percy, an runs awf snuggling tehm*
*runs back to yoink Panda tu*
Ai nawt shur ai seeing alla pics… *scratches hed wif a puzzuled*
aifinkso sum uv dem must bee “just me” and sum uv them be “everywun”. butt (!) the wuns ai kan see are verree cuute!
HAY!!!!! Ai noes yu goeing fru ‘bebeh kitteh wifdrawl’ an yu hassing mai deepist simpaffees – but yu nawt can hassing mai kittehs!! YU GIBS DEM BAK!! Oar … oar … oar ai’ll fink ob sumfing, reelee ai wil!!!
Ai waz just, um, um, um, taking tehm fur a play-date wif Cory-Bear!!!! (Iz mai stowree, an ai stikking tu it!)
*gibs nicewitch bakk big armload uv skwirmy furriness*
*hides Percy behind bakk nonchalantlee*
Cory, stop taht, iz nuffing behind mai back fur yu tu play wif! Cory!
*sighs an hands ober Percy tu*
Halp!! HHAAAAALLLPPP!!! Mai bebbehs is beeink catnapt!!!!
*runrunruns tu P-Ks hows*
*yoinks Corey an Angel, an hoalds dem foar ransums*
*hoalds dem foar snorguls, tu STN*
Hay! Kittehnappers! Cawl nine-elebenty!!!!
*hugs Angel an Cory gbai*
*gibs dem bak tu P-K*
Ai fowndid ur bebbehs – teh kittehnappurrs musta had teh chanj ob hart. Wut a gud fing ai fowndid dem tu gibbing dem bak tu yu, huh?
* luks xsepshunlee innisint *
O hai, nicewitch! Teh vet just calleded me because they forgetted to billify me for teh vaccinations when we haggled this morning. They sayed that Brynna is out of teh surgeries and resting comfortably! Yay!
Anna whoo hoo, too!!!
Awls well that ends well!
duh gurl kitteh iz tutored???
ai mist sumfin dis weekind dent ai?
Teh v-e-t wut speshlyzis in ‘spae wif cawmpleecayshuns’ sed ai cud taek Brynna in dis moarning. Seh haddid teh serjrees nao tu ending teh pregnints cos mite has been danjrus foar hur, an ai can has bringing hur hoem tumoarro moarning. Bob goas foar tutoring awn 29th, den ebreebuddee at mai haus jus settils teh hek daown – yaayy!! Der bee pikchurs ob awl teh kittehs awn mai prowfyul – Brynna bees top roe #4, Bob is top roe #3, Bob’s toesees top roe #1 & #2.
We control the horizontal… we control the vertical… who are we kidding its mostly all horizontal
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du nawt attempt tu adjust yur kitteh!
Outer Limits…FTW rodney!!!
*We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to… The Outer Limits. Or Cheeseland. We haven’t quite decided yet*
GUD fur YOO, bluesfan473!!
Ai dint get it! But – thank teh CC there’z usuallee sumwun hoo duz! Between teh lot ov us, we reelee noe a LOT!!
Dat wuz a grate sho! Um…at leest sew ahm towld….uv korse ai yam MUCH tew yung tew bemember it *coffcoffyah,rite*
Teh revival in teh 90′s wuz nawt sew gud, ai dunno wai tv fowks alwais haz tew tri tew ‘improov’ er ‘updayte’ klassiks. Korse, moovies dew it tew, jus maiks meh fink bery few in hollyweerd kan come up wif a noo ideea aneemore.
Yup. Da remaek was teh pleh.
wwwwwooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeooooooostatic
(sound FX for outer limitz)
Are you people actually typing this stuff, or is it edited by a program or something?
We awl understand it verree well.
My advice is take the Blue pill…
… if you take the red one you’ll never get out….
Man, this cat’s really got the life. What I would give for a life like that!
-S. Crumbs
Sport Crumbs: All the Pics unFit to Print
Is twoo, teh chantsies of getsing a kitteh to do wut u wanitoo is remote.
Tukksee Kitteh amz
reelakkzeeng wiff T3h Reemoat.
Wawntz 2 beez aloan!
Tuksee Kitteh habz
Besstest Kitteh Bed evah!
Nawtz planz awn moobeeng!
Tukksee Kitteh habz
T3h Reemoat! Beeg Gye willz habz
payz ‘tennshunn 2 hurz!!!
Jack.
hay, i haz wun ob thoze!!
wherez da “any” key? dere dosent seem to be eny “any” key