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And, paperee!! Purrrfect!
Hyoominz iz weerd, kitteh.
*nodnod* Hyoomins fink shud sleep at nyte, an fro owt teh best tois, an eet small trees, an have goggies, an wilnawt let yu eet teh mowses tehm keeps in cages, an fings. Defnitlee weerd.
*huggles teh hek outta PK*
*smooches NS*
*huggles bak wif grate enfoosiazm, purring madlee*
*lukks arown fur her hek taht got huggled owt* Oh well, didint need it ennyway!!!
Hao iz yu? Hao waz holly-daze?
Wurss, *Lukks bofe wais. n Wispurrs* Dey git wetz… O_O
Awn purr-pussness???
Dey ebn liek it! Dey dew funee yowlz… Scaared me badz…
u definitly need some psychologic care ^^
aifink dere iz teh ribbuns in heer tew!
Congradulashuns, redd!! Solo nawt secund. Let’s see what shud we do to sellabrate? I have a lot of lomus chokklyte candy and lotsa icey cowld milk. Howz dat sound? *Puts candy in fine china plates* *Serves icey cowld milk from chistlol pitchers into chistlol shampaign flumes*
Fanks, pj!
I can has sumfin warmz to drink insted? It be FREEZIN heer!
Wii had 21F dis moarnin. At lunsch, wii had 27F.
I can haz doublol digit temp.s?
*Pours eerrball tee*
*Pours cawfee* *Leeves bottlol ov Frangelico* NOMILISH!
oooo Frangie!!! porz in cawfee! ymz!
OMG NOT LAST
**luuks arown**
Ware IZ eberywun tonite? Did tehy awl go owtsied an freeze?
I is heer. Is freezy owtside, though.
Ohai, DaveCHDTC!
**wavez to teh Norf**
Ware in Ohai-o iz yoo at?
Ai iz heer, sorta… bunduled up warm and cuddloling kittehs! Winter, PLEH.
Yoo sed it, p-k!
I finkso wii awl shud pool owr munnies an buy an eye-land!
A warm wun, whair teh kittehs can run free an be sayf! (Can yu majine, Sarah an Cory??
)
An teh law be, “BE NICE”.
**imadjins Sarah & Cory**
KA-THUNK!
I finkso wii wud has to has LOTSA tekillya – foar us!
Iz nawt enuff tekillya, oar enuff CHRGs, in teh whirrld… speshully if we get Tailkinker’s lil Pyewacket an Cayenne an Eva an awl, awl tugevver playing chase-ressul-tag.
3km haz sum kyoot kittehs, too! Hur Lucy relee tuuk a liking to me.
Kin TM an hur kittehs libs nexst to me? Dat way, I can bisit Hazel, an stawp tryin to steel hur!
Oh, an imadjin teh floof – Dini, Sarah, ur Angel, TM’s Hazel, 3km’s Pookie, an Lungdoc’s floofy BC.
Iz otay! Short-haird oar long-haird, tehy hazza ginormus cyoot an cuddlee!!! (Donut furget, red hazza fing fur floofehniss
)
{{{pj}}}
Teh shorthaird kittehs iz awsum too. My Josie wuz a shorthaird gurl.
Ur kittehs be teh purty an sweet. Plz to snorgle dem foar me, ‘k?
Ok, BBL!
Hmm. Dey nawt want snorles rite now. BIG sleep time. At l0 wen I get da chips out, Punkin will b all over me.
Sarah wuz awl ovur me an teh lappytawp wen I had teh ham owt.
Oh, teh floof, teh floof!!! *swoons*
Punkin hazza floofee belleh, butt (!) nawt cuz da fur.
Um, yeah, I haz dat prawblum too.
Mee fwee. *Looks down at mah tummeh.* Yup major floofage, not much fur.
ai has da elenenty-free munnies and whole lots ob da czeks. Ai must hab munnies, ai still hab the czeks in ma czek-buk!! duz nowt eben haff to be eye-land. can be warmytayl pnn-in soolol!!
Cheks an credit cards an monolopee monees an ai gots Canadian Tire munnies (iz a joke onlee teh VLC peeps gunna get, sowree… is big hardware stoar taht gibs yu “munnies” wif yur chanje taht yu can onlee use tehre) an, um, sum buttons?
I hazza peece ob paper dat sez how much mr. pj owes me in jeopardy monees. (we play fer 5$ a day)
My BFF sed I turned in2 Rainman aftur I hadded a mediklol proseedur.
Teh ebenin aftur the proseedur, I wuz watchin Jeopardy an knew ALOT of teh ansers! My BFF an (tehn) huzbin wuz lyk WTF? How duz hur kno dat?
Wii blaymed it awn teh go-to-sleeps medisin dat I gottid.
Snerk! I get a lot more answers rite since playin hear! Der wazza ? about Sarah Connors (??) dat I got rite frum wen you named yer gurl. I have problems wiff movie ?s a lot.
My Sarah’s naym is “Sarah Coton”. Teh Cotton part iz frum “cottontail” cuz hur haz a whyte floofy tip awn hur tayle.
Teh Sarah part I kinnawt say, cuz iz kinda purrsonlol.
I thoogt I red dat she shredded you pretty gud and named her after a fiesty character. Oh, well, I get da facts mixt up sometimes.
Nope, sowwy.
Of coarse, Dini iz shoart foar “Houdini” cuz hur iz teh ezkayp artiste.
SUM peeplols finkso hur shud be cawled “Harriet” butt dats nawt gonna happin.
Yea, Harriet sownds….um…nawt as gud ad Dini.
Ai iz freezin in teh minus degree F kowld.
Ohai, WRr!
U wantz teh hug? Mebbe teh bodee heet can halp.
It’z awl slooshy frootz an stinky meetz!
We libs in floredaaaa! feezin for here, 50s.
Maybeh you wud like yer Frangie in a milkshake or over icecreem!
Florda iz a saim az da Cal fur kneez tudai. ai’ll haz sum da frange wutebbur stufz in da cawfee tu kplzthx. nd putz awn mai wullee hat obur mai eerz
It b a hazlolnut liqoor. *Pours cawfee* *Adds frangie* *Topz wif wippie creem*
*Gives to grmawgs and Dave*
An, teh bottlol luuks alot lyk Mrz Butterworth’s!
*nods*
Dis is da rayer pak cat. Is liek da pak rat, but lieks crinklies moer bedder.
gud queshun
ha
iz nawt tu frow awai. iz teh ree si cull ing.
noht: pltunawtthroawaitehkittehkthxbai!
Mah kittez run off wit ahn Ntire roll of de stuff. De haz unner couch, de not wantz us to luk when we her de muffled kung fu fightz unner der de haz wis it.
*kick kick kick, shredd shredd shredd!!!*
Dat is pretteh much it yup
Den de come ruhnan out all O_O when we look and try to do cute stuff to dis-track us.
Frenz, I almoast YOINK’ed a kitteh dis moarnin.
I opind teh door to leev teh howse, and a CALIKO runned up, lyk hur wuz gonna come in!
I nawt YOINK hur, cuz hur wuz warin a bell, so hur belonged to sumwun. Howebber, ifn I knew who hur belonged to, I wudda kikked dere butt, cuz it wuz COWLD dis moarnin – TOO COWLD foar a kitteh to be owt innit!
taht duzzint stawp teh kittehs frum runnyng owt teh doar aniwayz.
**nods**
Troo, troo…
Kittehs: cheep dates adn eezzly bemused
Iz nuffin here–da beeg zeero. A kittah cud dye, aifinkso! stoopy human!
*kumz in frum deh c-c-c-c-c-old!
I haz spedninged awl day driving frum LaffeeEt, LoozyAnna tu Okee Sitty, OkeeHoma! Blarg!! I aer ded!!!
*raprapraps teh cween in elebenty warm floofeh blankkits an tucks heeted hotwadderbodduls wif kitteh cobers in teh blankkits*
We needs hot drinks an a fire started, stat!!! Also, wifakwikness!
*snugglolz intu deh warm blankeez.*
fankee, PK. I kin haz hawt buddered rum?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
* Handz cweenmj teh hawt buddured rum.
startz teh cozzee fyr inna fyrplaec. *
Pls tu nawt ask where teh hawt buddur wuz.
Hay!
I nawt sed u cud tayk dat!
Kitteh has a case of the kewts!
C’mere, bebeh, I snorgle u
Hippo Noo Yeer to allah de cheezfrenz, I hope everybuddy found a way to keeps warm. I decided to use sumbuddy elses heat today so I spended the day inna horspital. Iffen yer tinking dis sounz lyke a gud plan, yer rong. Horspitals are abowt the leest funnest places ennywares. I needed sum smylols when I got back so I camed heer.
JUDSON!!!!!
**runz up to him**
SCHMOO!!!
I haz missded yoo!
Fankyew Red! I has missed yew as well. AND PJP!! I preeciates the hugs an smylols. I has bin poked and prodded and scanned and zapped all day an I still feel rotten. An how comes when they jab a needlol into you thay alweys say ‘Little Pinch” It isn’t a pinch, needlols don’t pinch, needles stick! OR they Prick but they don’t pinch!! It makes me crazy.
Judson – I’m gonna send yoo an emayo in a minnit.
I haz theoree, butt wud get “votid awf teh eye-land” ifn I sed it heer.
*showz pointy endz to all da “littlol prickers”*
i like pie.
Orf tu bed, wif az menny kittehs az ai can conbinse tu join us. Stay warm, mai frenz, an ai see yu tumorro. Schmooos an hedbonks!!!
Nite, pk! Smooos an gentlol hedbonks!!!
Sendin warm thots to VLC!
‘Nite, p-k!
Alrite, I’m taykin an informlol poll:
Duz ur kitteh/goggie/ratty/bunneh/etc pet bisit yoo wen ur in teh potty?
I can go awl day wifowt seein the gurlz, butt teh minnit I go to potty, dey show up frum outta no-ware!
*rayses hand* *nods*
And dey BARGE in wiffaforcfullness.
Sinse I’m teh onlee hoomin livvin heer, I nevver cloase teh door, so teh gurlz jest stroll in.
In teh moarnin, I opin teh showur kurtin to at leest wun kitteh waitin to see me – an to likliklik teh fawsitt!
Dey want da door opend 3 inches. So dey can go in an out. Do NAWT want door shut.
I had wun kitty hoo awlwayz came tu see mii sit on deh pot. I kudn’t unner stnad hur fasy nashun. Awl deh uzzer kittehz had moar interesting fingz tu du.
Wun of my frenz hadda kitteh dat always went to potty wif hur. Nawt cuz him wuz fassy-natid, butt becuz him wuz beggin foar a skware of tp – an yes him DID eetid it!
*raysis hand*
ai keeps tellyn dem taht theer iz nawt ay seekrit escapy tunnlol butt ai dunnawt finks tehy beeleefs mi. ai evun gived up onna closyng teh doar syns tehy juss pushis et opins an komes en eniways.
Well, I hav peeplol around and prefer som privacy. Punkin sez no you cannawt has. So I letz her stay, and shut da door. She skeeks at it till she can go back n forth. Shees! I’ts em bare ass eeng.
I cloze teh door ifn sumwun iz heer.
onna rayr okayshun wen ai hazza gest, ai closis teh doar tu.
Part of teh joy of libbin aloan, eh keshet?
Yoo can ware wut yoo want, eet wut yoo want, do wut yoo want, an mayk awl sorts of noyzes dat yoo want!
troo, butt et wuld bi teh loneli wifowt teh furrbabbehs fur compani.
Hazza jealoousee.
Oh yesh! I wud be lawstid wifowt my gurlz!
Deres times I wud purrfurr hoomin companee, butt I gess dats awl in gud tiem, rite?
Hoominz ok in limited doses. Kittehs always gud! Even wen Toonces wakes me up fer snorglols 8 times b 4 I finally give up and startz da cawfee.
I cudda dun wifowt Sarah (oar wuzzit Dini) warshin my hed at 5:30 inna moarnin, tho!
*whispers* I thinx dat meens dey lov us and wantz a new can ov gushies opend.
Wif Mai kitteh it ment hur wanted tu go aowt and get a gushifud foar meh. Hur wud bring it bak adn ask if Ai wunted it. Den hur wud nom it aftur getting snorglols and towld whut a gud kitteh hur wuz.
I finkso dat ifn I wuz evur luukin foar teh gurlz an cud nawt finding tehm, I cud go in teh baffroom oar kitschin, an dey wud majiklee appeer!
Nawt werk. Toonces duz everthing on her own terms. Punkin cums runin like a goggie wenever I call her.
my goggie was part corgi, part groyn o’colligist, ai swarz. If ai loked her oot ob da baffromz, seh barkified like sumbudy wuz liklee tryun to kyll meh.
That cat looks more afraid than having a good time…
AWWWW so cute
ohai mai cween. Hate to be nosey, butt why dribe from Louseyana to OKC? Emergancy?
*hates dribing inna snoe*
Aifinnkso hur haz teh Granbebeh in OKC.
Folks, itz been a grate tiem heer tonite, butt I finkso I shud be heddin to bed soon.
Iz cowld heer, so fank CC foar teh heetid mattriss pad!
(Teh kittehs iz thankfull foar it too.)
Hazza gud nite/day/wutebber! See y’all sumtiem 2morro.
as reegardin teh oridgj subjickt…AI em teh wun hoo claimz awl teh SPARKLIES fur arts n kraftz… ta H*ll wif teh giftiez!
Wow, that kitty looks extremely freaked out.
ohai. i can haz cristall meth plz?
Iz it just moi, or duz our li’l catfren look skeered? Not that I’ve been abuv puttin’ a li’l fear-o-gawd into my catfrens from time to time, but I hope dey took heem out rideaway.
Poor li’l guy.
diz z no comin!!!!!!!!!!!! uze put on udr paij rlyr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you People even talk normally?