
Irony: Having your cat’s glam shot turn out better than yours . . .
a lil gel mite halp u next tiem.
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Irony: Having your cat’s glam shot turn out better than yours . . .
a lil gel mite halp u next tiem.
Picture by: Carm Cole Caption by: roltgunner via Advanced Lol Builder
Ai is teh reddy fur mai clowse up
Ohai GP *annipuss rushes up to GP 2 hug him an skwez him but nawt cawl him jorj*
Congrats awn teh tawp spot!
Ohai annipuss! Hao yu is??? {{{anni}}}
Fankies, fankies!!! Hao yufinkso wii shud sillybrate ower Ty?
Ai aer neerlee ober teh piggyfloo thx, juss teh coff leff bihynd1
Aifink teh 3 uv us shud see wat iz noo in teh tyebooteek.
ooo yesh yesh yesh!!! Ai lieks taht ideeya!
* scampers intu teh Ty Booteek adn heds rite for teh bakk ruum *
* rummage rummage rummage *
WOW! Lookit!!! Dey has a…
…tellyportayshun masheen!!!
* tremblols wib eggsightmints *
Ware wii shud go???
*voice over narrative*
This is not going to end well…
Um… Aifink Ai’ll juss go dounstarez an get mai dinnur, GP Haz a gud trip…….
Fresh fur deh Noo Yeer deh Ty booTeek b habbing ebryfin y needz tu keeping ur Noo Yeer rezo lushunz!!
Kitteh dukky taype tu putting ober yur mouf so u duzn’t say wut u shudn’t, eggsirsize kwipmintz wif pixorz of gamboling kittehz, Kitteh mintz tu eet insted uv smoking siggretz, adn diet fudz dat tasting like kitteh kibblol so u not eeting so muchez.
Wate, wut? pixorz of gamboling kittehz? Yu meens liek teh dumm goggie poker game?
LOL ironicly, i did not lolify deh werd ‘gamble’. I akshully ment gambolling, like running and playing.
*takes eggsirsize kwipment* *uses to hang clothes on*
*taeks duccky taep* *usez it tu… tu…*
*goze tu NB*
*powncez on deh GP*
{{{{{{GP}}}}}}}}
I hopez u b habbing deh Happi Gnoo Yr!
Ohai mai leeje! {{{mj}}}
Twenteh Ten has bin teh bitteh-sweet so far… * sigh *
But, iz only 3 dayz old!! How kin it hazzing such range uv emoshun awlreddy??
* shrug * Donut asking meh!
* presses buttons awn tellyportayshun masheen adn dybes in hed nawt sekkund *
Ware wheel Piggeh tern up neckst???
Teh minions an tehr flonquaise just hoeps GP terns up soon an offen – missin owr Piggeh, oyeshyeshyesh!
*ebil chukkl*
Ov corse, Piggeh mite terns up in Teh Basement…
*lukz arownd*
I thot dere wuz a piggeh heer. …. but I not seeing him now….
*shrugz*
*wanderz off tu due lawn dree*
Hey GP! Iff yur teleportauyshun masheen bringz yu tu Jurmunny, ai baiz yu bier iff yu wantz! Oar kofee an caeks, dey doo GUD caeks heer. Maebee maeks de yeer a bitt bettur?
Oar… mai claws up!
FTW! @@@@@
Hmm… well, there WAS a piggeh heer, but ai gess hims tellyportayshun fingee taked him sumwhair else, an ai nawt get tu hugs him. Nekst thyme, piggeh, nekst thyme!
Nawt diffyclut in sum peepl!
Byootimus kitteh!!
MMMEEEEOOOWWWWWWW….seductive
So troo – liek teh litlol assassassassassassass *help! can’t stop spellin* assassassin kitteh in tihs LOL.
Thats akshulee par for teh korse fer meh…mai gurlies alwais luuk bedder taht ai dew!
Nawt taht ai haz anee pixures uv maiseff, ai hait havin mai pixure taikin wurse tahn almost aneefing!
*nodz* I noez deh feline. deh camera iz nawt kind tu mii.
*stikz tung owt at camra*
Yu stikz tung owt at camra? Adn yu spekting it to be kind to yu?
Ai stikked mai tung owt at a camra wuns – Ai thort dere wuz no film in it – dere wuz!
Polly didded taht wuns, awlso…
here.
Hoeps ai linkyfied taht rite – ifinkso ai has to link to teh LOL, nawt the pic on mai profile?
ooohhh de gorglolz! lukkit dat tung! soe… kurled upp in disstaist, an yett soe elligint! (yess ainfinkso yu maninjd purrfickly – fankew!)
Ai trais tu aboid camras taking mai pikshur.
An cold wevver below -20C.
An howsewurks.
An…. an ovver fings ai nawt finking uv ryte nao. Wait, mebbe ai avoid finking?
Ironic, but nawt surprise. Wy yu fink wez lukkin at ICHC an nawt site wif pics ov hoomins?
u so smart, 2minions!! Kittehz am awlwayz prittier dan peepz.
*nodnodnodnod* Iz berry tru, that. Berry wyse.
I fail to see the irony.
I see a mowntin ov ironnin.
Whut a floofimuss kitteh!!
*Titens CHRG(wdoi) an finks of teh irnin mowntin*
yu has ay mowntin uv irinning?
yup. I needs full climbin geer an ropes to skale it O.O
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
I HAETS irnin,wiv a capital HAET!!!
Moast of teh stuff at teh boddum is summer clobes..deffinitlee nawt need dems at teh momunt
Tehre am 2 or elebentee cottun duvet cubbers an pillolow cases an clobes i has prolly fergettid I has..
Wuz hoapin Santa wud leeb me a YNG or 3 to ‘halp’ do teh irnin….
ai juss ware teh wrinklolly close. tehy gits wrinklolly az suun az ai putts tehm on aniways.
If ai cannawt thro in washer an dryer an fold oar hang up, ai nawt bovver getting it. Lyf be tu short fur irning!!!!
Besydes, ebreefing ai wear be rinklee an cobered in kitty furs in a mattur uv minnits ennyway, so whai bovver?
*Looks down at Old Navy sweatz* *nods* I don’t even own an iron.
ai grees wif teh mawjoritee heer. ai alsow adds no hand washin eethur. life tew short.
Ai nebber irn duvet cubberz – iff u fawld dem strate frum teh dryur, dey aer OK!
mine be jipshun cotton from Laura Ashley.Them deffinitlee needs an irnin before tehy go awn mai bed..they is berry creased even cummin out teh dryer or orf teh line ..they needs teh spray starch awn too…*sigh* ..tahtll lern me to bai stuff that isn’t non iron or eezee kare
Thas knot ‘irony’. Stop miz-uzin the term! did Alanis morisette’s kittin posts thiz or sumpin??
haha, good point
Kittehz amz Naychurr’z
Mawdillz. No matturrz wutz. dayz
can habz T3h Prittee!
Kittehz canz beez sly.
Oarz clebburr. Kittehz awllwayz
beez misteereeeuss!!
Kittehz awllwayz poze
4 ekksellent pikkshurrz! It’z
wutz dayz duz kwyte well!!
Jack.
*clappity, clappity*
Iz troo – an tehy can be modills wifout bein 6 feets tawl or starbing haff to deff!
Grate wun, Jack!
Not “ironic”, I’m afraid. Get your cat to lend you her dictionary!
Tamarrow iz bak tew wurks fer meh affer tew weekweekweeks hollydaze *sob* sew ai bedder tri tew git orginizd! Hazza gud ebening frends!
gibs wun last *fweeeeeeep* awn teh noizymaiker beefore taikin awf hollydai abatar fyneree
apreeshi… appreci…. lieks dat larst *fweeeeeeeep*. Wuz gud.
Me too BF – is gonna be a hard mundane moarning!!!
ohhh-da huge manitee! Ai has a sing-pathee for u. Iz like nawt second day uv skool for da kidlets. pleh. jest close yer aiz adn fink of kittehs—? Unles you be a braynsurjun. den kepe em WIDE opens pleeze.
Guud morning all. Does my hair look like crap? I have no hair so this is so true, everyone elses glamour shots look great LOL. except mine.
ohai 5eagles, plz to see my reply to collegekitteh below
Don’t worry, 5SE. Mine don’t look good either. *has a layzee eye*
donut wurry, collegkitteh an 5 snow eagles, all cheezpeeps iz byootiful!! iz teh byooty on teh inside
Tat is so true burfday fairy. Eberyone here is sooooo byootiful.
Maybe this has been pointed out already, but that’s really not irony. That’s just bad luck.
not ironic
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Coco an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!!
i haz bringd yummy fudjy caeks, anjul fud caeks wif berreez an fresh wippy kreem, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay!! rebember, teh wuden balls are paynted to luk liek trol heds, an wen yoo wakk tehm wif teh crokay mallets tehy make funny trolly noyzes!! an goodie bags filld wif frizbeez taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, wind-up raysing toy lolephants, kandee, an blakk velvit alien posters wif glo-in-teh-dark crayns for coluring!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
**i haz a qwestion: if sumwun in, say, TTI haz a burfday on, say, tomorror, iz dis a gud time ob day to habbing tehms burfday greeting? just wundering
*lukz arownd adn seeingz no anser tu deh kwestyun*
I finso dat deh anser b “no”.
*windz up a toy elolefant adn watchez himz go rownd in sirk lolz*
Luks like U gotted here just in time wif teh cake, too!
Teh d.i.e.t an wurk can bof wate for tomorow!
*runsofwifakwiknessansumagelolfudcake*
Aifink diis az gud a tiem az enny fur a TTI burfdai – Dis lol wull be at 8pm awn weekdaiz. ” morro’s TTI burfdai purrsun sumtiemz plais at dis tiem oar awn teh nekst wun
ohai burfday fairy! It bee mai burfday tomorror adn yu can be wishin me happy burfday wenebber yu sew desire – it is alwais nise, wenebber it is sed
Ohai Gizmo! Happy burfday tomorro adn today bofe! (In case we misses yu tomorro.)
oh fankees, Lungdoc! Ai be hopefully going owt fur dinner wif my famblee tumorry ebening, sew ai mite nawt bee heer fur teh burfday fairy lol – butt (!) ai hope tu popp in at sum poynt
iz yur burfday heer in icee minneesnowta, sew, happeetayl burfday, gizmo! cheers!
Well, the inevitable has happened: Napoleon has gone to the bridge. He passed in his sleep, apparently peacefully, this AM while we were at church. We figure he was about 87 in cat years — a good long life for a former street kitty. While I am sad, I can picture him happily reunited with his sisters Cassidy, Spooky, and Muffin in the Meadow, and that makes me feel better.
{{{{{{Cassidy an Napoleon}}}}}}
He can play with Monty too – or just hedbat him for being annoying
*wipes leeky eyes*
Thank you, Nennepus. Monty is probably headbatting Poli, too. I’m picturing lots of kitties having lots of fun there, with no illness or infirmity to be found. That’s a very comforting picture!
O Cassidy, tihs be sad noos butt teh Meadow iz a sweet playce adn teh kittehs ar awl happee together theyre.
{{{{{{{{{{Cassidy adn Napoleon}}}}}}}}}
Thanks for the hugs and the sweet thoughts. I’m sure Poli is happier now, seeing old friends again and making new ones.
o ai aer SO sawry. HUGZ an hedbutts fur yu. He wuz LUBBD. RIP Napoleon.
Thank you, LoveCat. He WAS loved, and he loved right back. He was a big purry, furry lovecat himself, under that tough “street kitty” exterior. Hugs an headbutts right back at ya!
mai deepist sympathys.
Thank you, Keshet. You Cheezpeeps are the greatest!
ai iz sorree Cassideh. poli weel bii playin wiff mai fren’s hart-kittehs Socks, Bandit, an Rini inn teh Meadow.
Thank you so much, Taya. I think Poli will have lots of friends in the Meadow. And I know he is happy there.
Him kin bee playin wif Possum who went lass Mundane..almoast a hole week wiffout him…sigh…leakee eyes agin..kthxbye fur now.
{{{{{{{{Griffyn adn Possum}}}}}}}}
Oh, Griffyn… I didn’t know he had crossed… {{{{{{Griffyn and Possum}}}}}}
*releases more balloons, these ones carrying kitty treats of countless kinds, that settle at random all over the Meadow to release their cargo — each with a picture of Possum*
Oh, dear, Griffyn, I did not know you had lost a kitty too. I imagine that they have met by now, don’t you?
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{{{{{{{{{{Griffyn an Possum}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{Griffyn an Possum}}}}
It takes tyme to grieve, but the place in ower hart that holds tehm is forebber keepin tehm close to us.
ai haz a sawree, tew griffyn
{{{{{{{griffyn an possum}}}}}}}
{{{{{{Cassidy and Napoleon}}}}}}}
*releases balloons into the forever-warm Meadow, dangling kitty toys for them to chase, with images of Napoleon on them, each one unique*
He had a life of love and comfort, once he found you, and he was a very lucky boy. There are far, far worse fates than to simply fall asleep and not wake up, at an advanced age, home and secure in his own space.
I feel for your loss, and I have no doubt he’ll be waiting for you.
ai is sorry for your sad. patpatpats an hugs for u.
Thank you, Melia, and patpats and hugs right back at you!
Thank you so much, Prysma-Kitteh! He was a happy cat all his life, once he got over his fear of us when he was new. He was so calm that he didn’t even need sedation when he had the echocardiogram that diagnosed his cardiomyopathy five-plus years ago. I like to think he felt secure and loved with us , as I’m sure your kitties do with you and Sean. Hugs to both of you!
Awl of teh kittehz
Weer luffed soe much wiyl awn earf
Leev pawprintz awn hartz
Byootfully put, catena!
Yes indeed, and thank you so much, catena. What a lovely thought.
o catena, yu haz dat riet! crien a litul mush to add comint nau, butt(!) yu aer zacckly riet. fankew.
Loveli memorial ohaiku, catena!
Awww…. {{{{Napoleon}}}} {{{{Cassidy}}}}
I haz a sad fur u and I noeze u will b missing ur kitty. But I haz a happy fur deh street kitty dat fownded a lubbing furebber home wif u. It b a lukky kitteh dat kin hazzing deh long life wif lubbing hyoominz.
{{{{{Cassidy}}}}} Sry for your loss.
Thank you, PJ!
Thank you, Cween. Napoleon was a very loving cat, and I like to think he felt the love we had for him, too.
(Was it me, or was it WP? One of us got the comment order mixed up…)
mai sympathy, tu.
Many thanks, carosue!
{{{Cassidy and Napoleon}}}
U is teh win for taking in astreet kitteh and gibing him a gud forever home.
Oh, kvnsgrrl, thank you! He was such a sweetie that taking him in was easy. He gave us so much love over those 17 years!
{{{{{{Cassidy and Napoleon}}}}}}}
I has a sad wiv yoo,but I has a warm feline knowin taht he is now in teh meadow playin wiv awl our Hart kittehs, an teh Nite Watchman watches over tehm awl.
Many thanks, Tidmum! We are taking comfort from those same warm feelings. New Year Blessings to you and to all Cheezpeeps!
Oh Cassidy, I’m so sorry for your loss. I don’t think we’ve met before, but I offer my deepest sympathies – I’ve only been the hoomin servant of kittehs for a year and a half, but the thought of losing one of my girls makes me shudder. I hope that the thought of Napoleon playing happily in the Garden with new and old friends might bring you a little comfort {{Cassidy}}
Thank you, Gizmo. That thought is indeed comforting, as are all the good wishes and expressions of sympathy from my Cheezfriends!
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Being the human servant of kitties is addictive. I predict many more furry critters in your life!
I’m honoured to be able to be a little part of that support
And i do hope that you are right about my future – the kittehs make me so happy! It’s bed-ime in TTI, so I wish you a good night and sweet dreams about your Napoleon and the beatuful Garden tonight {{Cassidy}}
Cassidy–I’m so sorry. I’m sure you’ll miss him but it sounds like he had a good long life, with plenty of sisters to bug in the Meadow.
Many thanks, Meezer Mom. He got along with all our other cats, but he and the “real” Cassidy had a very special relationship, including many games of “Races and Chases,” otherwise known as “Tag — You’re It.” It’s a comfort to think that they are at it again!
{{{{{{{{{cassidy an napoleon”}}}}}}}}
floats nappy a toi on balloon
Thanks, Mugglemary. He would like that!
This looks just like my cat.
This is my kitty/my photograph! He is Premier Colecoon All-American Pride… Thanks to roltgunner for the caption!
conga rats, Carm Cole!
iz beautemous kitteh!
Congrats on maykin teh front page of ICHC. He is indeed a byootimus kitteh, byottimussly fotografted!
W00t!! conga ratz on habbing ur kitty on deh frunt paig!!! him am beyooteemus!!!!
He’s a natural — and a beauty!
He is magnificent!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Him is beautimous!
Him iz gorjis!
I tuuk a kwik luuk at ur blog. Awl ur kittehs be teh gorjis!
Welkum to Cheezland!
Thanks for sharing the picture of your handsome kitteh!
Very lovely!
him luuk a lawt like mai obiwan in sum ob teh odder fotoes, speshullee “ai lub tihs liddel fase” – ai sez taht tew him ebbree dai!
Uh, dats not iwonik. Dats giust anoiyan.
Worship me, I am beautiful
Hairless monkey, aren’t you forgetting something?
Where is my sushi grade aahi tuna?
Irony: using the word ‘irony’ and not understanding what it means…
**luuks at LOL**
**SIGH**
Iz moar lyk “realitee” foar me. Pikshurs of me rarelee turn owt well. Howebber, my moast resint driburz lysins pikshur nawt horrid, espeshulee considerin wut dey had to werk wif.
me too…
*sigh*
oh – and there’s caek in the brakerum!
tonite we can has triplol chocolate chip fudjee brownees and bananana/caramel chip muffins wif creem cheese icing!
an tee an cawfee…
*snurt* I still have the same DL pic I got when I moved here to Callyfurrnia in 97. I look totally annoyed and tres hawt.
People be startin’ to gib meh teh hairy eyeball when dey see it.
Mai mumcat sed iffn u lukked liek teh pikchoor in ur passport, den u wuzn’t fit 2 trabel!
we trabelled to Yoorup wen i wuz 15 an my passport pikshur luks like teh most awkwardest awfullest retakes-plz-get-owr-munnies-bakk-frum-teh-fotograffer hi skool yeerbuk pikshur evar!! i’z surprized my momma an dad nebber tryed to blakkmayl me wif it.
That’s not irony. Who came up with this one? Alanis?
How exactly is that ironic?
‘Annoying’ and ‘ironic’ not same thing!
LOL!
Is not irony, is paws for the of-course!
Looks like david bowie. How about Kitty Stardust?
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This would only be ironic if you purposely tried to make the cat look uglier than you and managed to accidentally make it look better than you, especially if the cat is typically ugly otherwise.
Irony: aspect of a situation that is odd or amusing because it is the opposite of what one would expect. Collins English Dictionary. STN!
clappityclappity!
*fires off a 21-dictionary saloot to annipuss*
Aifinkso kitteh luuks moar coppery tahn irony. Oar mebbe goldeny? If kitteh iz irony, aifinkso he’z a littlol rustic.
@@@@@!!1!
That isn’t ironic. I’d suggest the captioner buy a proper dictionary.
How is this ironic?
How could it not be glamourous and gorgeous? It’s a kitty cat — they don’t have a bad angle.
Agreed.. not irony.. and not so funneh
I’m in agreement with the recent commenter, there seems to have been a complete mis-understanding of the word ironic. To be fair, I really don’t think Alanis Morissete helped with her song which, ironically, totally misused the word ironic.
That’s not ironic. That’s not what irony means. It would be ironic if the person were a beautician and hating the fact that the cat cleans itself with it’s tounge.
That makes absolutely no sense.
Datz nawt irony! Irony iz wen ur cat looks betta den u eben though u spend hourz puttin on makeup an he looks betta wifout anyfing.
I think the irony would be there if we assume that the cat’s owner is an aspiring actor/model and in spite of his/her best efforts, the cat is still better-looking…having lived next door to several wannabe actors and models, I don’t find this unusual at all!
Although I can neither take credit or blame for the caption… depending what side of the irony fence you are on… I am his mom- and his glam shots are much better than my glam shots FUR sure! His mom is an absolute DIVA!
Clarification on above… his mom-the cat- Rainbow Joy- who I also have is the DIVA not moi! Pride has two mommies me & Joy!
wun day u Amerikans will lern wot irony meens.
Unless you is English or sumthin in wich case this comment is ironic!!!
ha..ha.. all you guys crack me up. seems like a cat fight in here.
That IS irony. It is the opposite of what would be expected.
I love it only thing thats not irony