
I hate seeing those sad, lonely puppy dog eyes. Can we close the door?
kitteh awlways tryin 2 git rid of goggie (video)
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luk wot followd mii hoym.
Please don’t keep him!
butt(!) hiiz soe kyoot!
welkum, snorgler!
sorree tu run ehwey, butt(!) ai nedez tu slepe.
sum udda cheezpeeps come bai soon, aihoypso!
Kitteh nawt has a compassionate.
Nope!
Sympathy – NAWT a strawng poynt!
goggie, pleh!
goggie smellz like wet gogz…
mai Tira see goggie owtside teh door liek dis an WANT goggie to come in!!
pssst, unique… iz pics uv Cory, go back wun thred fur links, oar luk awn FB!
Also… ohai, hope yu had holidays uv awsumness and WIN!!!!
ai just saw teh pics – OMCC…he iz getting big!!! we had gud holidays, an hopes yu an Seanya an teh kittehs did tu!!
Awwww. . . Tina just bee such a gud kitteh!
Ohai, JCH4K! Hao yu is di gnuish yeer? Duz yu hassing lawts ob sno? Wud yu liek summoar?? Ai gots lawts wut ai cud shairing wiff enneewun hoo wud lieksum! Noe, reelee – taek as mush as yu liek!! Plees.
Cud ai puts dis littol messij heer foar ebreewuns? Ai thot dat teh lublee Cheezpeeps hu halpings mii an Brynna an Bob wud liek tu seeing hu deys halping. Sew, ai poastid sum pikchurs awn mai proefyul. Teh nawt-sekkind wun an teh sekkind wun bees Bob’s Poasabul Fumbs, as bestist as ai cud du dem. Teh furd wun bees hansum, creemee-carreemel-cullerd Bob, an den teh forf wun bees littol BC Brynna. Dey boaf fanking awl ob yu beriberi mush!!! (An mii tu!!) O, an ai bees teh wun inna redd swettur, sittin neks tu teh sno-kitteh.
Fankees, Janet! Wii nao ritern yu tu ur regyerlee skedjoold LOLs.
*Skweeeees!*
ai sekkunds taht skweeeeeeee
“SKWeeeeeeeeeeee!”
*hands mugglemary some extra duckie tapez*
pour goggie hazza sad.
Dat kitteh bettah let dat goggie in da howse! Dat goggie ams owld!
Hims mite freeze hims widdle pawz off!
Beeg thyme owld!
Mai brudder ‘dopts owld goggehs for dems last yeers ob lyf. Him’s gawt dis owld black lab. Her naym is Score an her used to bees a huntin goggie, but now her’s got the arfritis and genrul owldness and can’t hardly walk no mores.
Her has wyt fayce lyk dat goggeh.
dat iz sew sweets! yur bruthur izza veri speshul persun tu du taht.
I agree! Dasa berry nyce bruvur yew got dere, DCHDT!
An AI agree!!! Taht iz teh WuNDERfuL!!
I concur with all the above. I almost took a 28poundfat black kitteh home with me on new years. It was huges its name was voodoo. I am still thinking about it though.
Whats to think about? (other than the food bill, o’course?) I think I mite be for changin the name, though!
Kitteh nawt sew frenlee, akshulee.
One dai, goggie is gonna get reveeeenj!
No, we cannot close dat door! Teh goggie will become a pupsicle!
*heddesk*
AI know….AI know…butt(!) in dis 20 soemting degree wedder over here, itz awl I can coem up wif.
I fout it was berry cleeeever!
O tank u!
Whee has minoos 6 digrees F ryt nao, oar -21 C, aifinkso. Gunna beh minoos 12 F tewnight.
oooh sounz like brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
how is yew otterwize!!??
Otter dan dah cowld, ai beh the fyn. (Sumthymes wishin ai had lotsa munnies, butt (!) dat’s lyf, aifinkso.) Buddy kitteh is gud, ai goes bax tew teachifyin tewmorrow (aftur 16 dais off… no wants tew goes bax tew werkin!)
Jest finished up gettin awl kleen and reddee tew go tewmorrow moarning.
Hao yew is?
howcomewhy you had no skool for 11benty + fiev days?
ai not had werk since the 23f……..how many daze is dat? not 16 ai dont fink so……… is more like 12…….. but (!) ai not wants to go back either!!
Mii, 2. Noe teechifyingz sens teh twenny-fird. Catmuss hololidees!
Ai menes teh twenny-tooth. Thot mite gett cawled in teh twennyfurb butt(!) dinnit.
HI IM NEW TO THIS WEB SIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no wants goggie. juxt snorglmass kitsmus.,
Aww, he has da kyootnes!! coldhart kitteh, u be lettin him in!! Or he be frozed to da porch till spring! oh da huge frozed manitee!! unotwant, aifinkso—
*Slaaaammmmmm*” Hey was I supposed to let the dog in cause I did.”
how mani tymes i herd dat! and den, ‘moo-oom, da dag is awl muddi’.* razzlfratys bumpa log….*
“Who let da gog in….Who whowhoooo”
♫Who let da gog in….Who whowhoooo♫ pjperry did di did didid ♫
itwuzzntme
Yesh!! AFTER dawg has left muddy paw prints on floor, rugs, stairs.. arrrgghh!!
Kitteh amz Inndoarz.
Dawggeh amz Outzdoarz. Dat’z t3h
way Kitteh lykez it!
Mebbee Dawggeh coodz
cumz Inndoarz? Butz dat woodz meen
Kitteh gibz upz spayss!!
Kitteh feenkz mebbee
himz goez 2 Beeg Rume andz watch
‘Amminal Plannet’?!!!
Jack.
woow…a selfish cat… ;lol;
Gud pomestry, Deth, but kitteh jus not cayr. kitteh hav no empaffee, no altrulolsm. speshully wiff da goggies. sigh….
Haha very expected from a cat, especially a lolcat…..lol
kitteh tung iz owt, iz moking doggeh.
kitteh says, “na na na na naaaaaa… iz inside!!” *SLAM*
doggeh iz gawne. XD
“Nanny nanny boo boo” *stick out tung at goggie* “Stix yer hed in doo doo”
Pour doggeh — we iz not gud tew him. XD
Snerk!!! ooops sry, pour goggie. graffaw!
skreen door iz good — doggeh kan’t bite kitteh thru skreen. tawntin kan continu.
You cannawt git me! Plllbbbst!
MOM!!!!!!!
da goggie, he beleevs it katma: adn da kitteh is diggin da beeeeg hole…..
Mom, du we wanna buy band candys?