
LICKING THE OUTLETS. It seemed like such a good idea at the time…
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LICKING THE OUTLETS. It seemed like such a good idea at the time…
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Shokkin!
iffn ai diddin awlreddeh noe dat uz frum tti… nao ai wudz
cormshulashuns awn yer kwikk fingurs anneh
heer… ai bwingded u sum tee… u wans milk an cheezladn shugar? adn we can habs cookies wif chokklit sprinklols.
Ohai Siobhan !! Ai haz mai tee lyke Anni, plzthx !!
u bof seems 2 bees reel teelubers, nuffin 2 mess wif da tee den… awlriet
*hans poussinboi a cup awf tee adn sum cookehs*
Thx Siobhan !! * sip sip nom nom aaaah !! *
Conga kittinz Anni adn a happi nyu yere !!
Thx, siobhan & PB. Ai liek mai tee wivowt milk oar shugr thx!
awlriteh… den heer u goes… *hans ober sum tee adn cookehs wif et* ai hoeps dis will warms u a liddlol adn helps aginst ur coffs.
Mambo Mooses Annipus, ewe did it again!
Ohai Catslave !! * waivez blak furry paw *
Ai iz shokt
Ohai PB! Did u hab a gud hollydai?
Yesh fankz Anni !! Fiev daze wend bai inna days !!
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Rode, wokt adn laizd a raond !! Ai hab harf empteed teh carraban butt(!) it can wate fur nao. Teh publik fyrwerks fizzlold a bit wiv teh rayn taht endid twu berri hawt daiz adn lotz ob ill eagle wunz wer hurd ober teh necks twu nitez. Ai hab bene reedign bowt teh cheezlan purr raid adn enjoi inn it berri mush. Sew menni pickchaz in mai mynd !! (Filz a bacancy !!
Wot abowt yu, Anni ??
sowns wunnerful, pb! iz way tew kold heer an ai am tryin tew stay pozzitiv abowt it.
Ai set off legal firewerks wiff mai neffew an brudder on xmas dai an we attrackted teh lowcal k9 unit hoo jus crewzed past us in teh snowstorm. it wuz fun!
Teh purr lees hab bene raidign plaises taht sel teh fyrwurks laitly. Sumhao, tihs duz nawt seme tu stawp sum peepolz !!
Owtsied in teh sno wiv xplosibz duz sownd lyk fun tu mi !!
it twas! mai neffew wuz corn vinsed tehy wudd nawt lite. onlee firewerks legal in MN are big sparklers, nothin taht goes up or goes bang. wun has tew go to Wisconsin or s. Dakota tew get gud wuns.
Mai frens sun maikz big wooshi wunz frawm skrapin sparklers ….
* PB finks bowt saifty prollems if hims lebes tuu mush detayl ob hao to du it .. *
Ai spended Noo Yeer sittin up chattin in a chatrume – still nawt kwite ober teh pigfloo,but went owt yestidai – 1st tiem sins Desembur 17th!
Teh innernet iz a wunnerful fing adn whu wuud hab fort ob tihs yeerz ago tu halp peeplol stuk insied stil commu.. interakt.. torq tu ubber peeplol awl ober tihz ebber shrikkign wurld !!
Gud yu got tu go owt, Anni !! * Wotz taht brite lite ?? *
Ai dunno, but it’s heer agane 2dai! Nawt maeking it ennee warmur tho!
Tehy mussd hab sent yew teh muun, nawt teh sun !!
* Ritez an emayo tu teh gubbermint strate awai tu complayn !! *
Ai’m off owt agane! Mite get 2 teh soopermarkit – will see haow it goez. Bai!
Enjoi adn taik cair !! seeyeulaiter Anni !!
Sii yu sune anni! Rap up well!
o noes! ceeling cat turns 2 bc frum likkin da owtlets!
Butt jus luk at taht tummeh, awl reddy fur teh snorglin!
Hans mmm teh snorglol snorklol adn orlso terns awf teh mains switsh !!
Taek caer if yew ar goen in, mmm !!!
Koneks snorklol to lytning conduktor adn goez furr teh plunj! If yu seez a flash adn heering teh lowd bang, pleez to sending teh fyremenz medjiatelee if nawt suner
“Wot a sensliss waist ob
hyumenfeline lyfe !! “Kitteh iz nawt much of a lyve wire
Prapz hurz iz onli dead beet ?? * Lyk gymnest afta tuu menni vaults *
Oar meditaytin… Ohm…
Ai fink shi bi finkin it hertz !!
She be lukkin a litlol kon-fused!
Lakkin enurgee adn finkin “Watt am ai duing heer” !!
She needin a pik-mi-up to transformer to her owld self!
Sumfing nedez tu be dun erg ently … * goez tu maik cawfee *
Wire we wayting still PB, izn’t taht cawfee brood yet?
Ai wuz waiten fur yew tu lead awn !!
* Pawz cawfee fur mmm adn ebbree budde ells whu nedes it *
Copper load ob tihs fur taist !!
Sockitt to me PB – ai’ll tayk mine wiv wippy creem adn an afta-dinna mint pleez!
* Wips araond tu teh awl-nite stor for creme nd mintz *
* Drinks creem n eets teh mints awn teh wai hoam !! *
* Haz a sorree foar teh display ob grid !! *
Hans mmm a cup wib uht skim mlik !!
Ai doant hab enni currently, ai iz afeerd!!
Wud taht be teh noe-fat kinda skim miwk??
O well ai sir-poles it will haz to do
*sigh!*
*finks of mints taht mite hab been*
iz gud yu has dis outlet fur yur punz
Duz u has amp-el tee tu?
Itz a phase weer goen frew .. * lief lawng fur mi
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it kepez yu current
wif teh ahkashunel plug fur tshyrtz
moar funny pictures
Wut.
tihs is hao teh floofee kittehs gets floofee?
adn braun adn krispee!!
Iz tihs a wite cat burnd harf blak * no, ai iz onli joekin yu noze *
.. oar a blak kitteh scaird harf wiet in shok ??
…=・ェ・= ♪kike bak time…… . … …. . .. ….. … ….. …… … …… .♪. .. …. ..
>.V|V.< * PB kiks bak himz feet tuu … ohai nd happi recent burfdai !! *
Blargh, ahm dedded! Butt aifinkso ai cud revyve iffen u moov meh kloser tew teh gushifud bowl, hooman!
Guud moanin cheesefrends, it iz STILL snowin heer in noo hamster! PLEH!!!! DEW NAWT WANT!!!!!!
* pooshiz trai ob brekkfuss fudz ober tu bf473 *
Ohai !!
Ohai BF, gud ideer!
*mobes kitteh in sniffy distance of gushifud bowl*
*gushifud fraygrence wofts towrds kitteh*
*kitteh twichiss noez*
Will tihs wurk ai arsk myseff?
Mai simpafees to yu, we iz gettin teh pleh sno two dis weekweekweek, adn the freezifyingness. Ai nawt lyk winta!
Ai hazz tew goe bak tew wurks tomorrow frum mai hollydaze an reely reely need tew git tew teh grosery stoar butt ai doan fink ahm gonna maik it tewdai! Also gotta taik mai mum tew a Dr. TinyCat apppt tomorrow moanin, gittin wurried bout us maikin taht tew!
Iz sew sew bery windee taht iz hard tew tell haow mush snowz wii haz sew far, iz awl driftd! Las nite cud lai inn bed an feel teh
crapshackhowse shaik! Skarree! Fank CC wii haz nawt los teh power *knoks awn wooden hed*Ohai, BF 473! Hao u is? It b 3 F hier an ai b tu coald to fink whut taht b in Celseeus!
Dat’s reeeeeeely cowld aifinkso, we haz juss 29 nao, butt iz up from 21° F dis moarnin!
Tahts cold cumfort !! Icy u laitur. * Bidz warm fairwel *
Sun jest cleerd teh neybor’s rufe and teh riflecshun off teh sno b blindin.
O mai! Ai gess wii bee havin a heet waive! Iz 18 F heer butt wif teh windee chill aifinkso it bee feelin les tahn zeero. It bee a gud dai tew stai snuggld up innsyde butt suuner er laiter ai haz tew goe owt an see iffen ai kan git owt uv mai dribewai
Aifink r heet has bin waived, awlrite! Ai may-b stayin inn coz b hard tu shobel sho wif carp-ow tonnel.
ai wishin teh sun wud sho itseff heer! Whoo haz stolend mai sun??? Nuffin butt gray, blargh, sno, clowsy pleh!!
weez driffun thru teh snoe nauw. has tu get hoym, dough. bene ehwey frum kittehs fur 10 daez!
tu tink dat 2 daes ehgoe, ai wuz hot adn swettee…
Ohnoes, ohnoes, whu gnoes mouse-tu-mouse ressussussussitayshuns?
*runs madlee in sirklols, waving hands in teh air*
A maus, ov corse! Ware’s teh neerest maus!
Send teh kittehs owt lukking for mauses immejiatelee!!!
Hubbeh kitteh sed
Dont nede tu turn awf breekah
Dis just tayk minit
Uv korse wii doan need a elektrishun, iz jus a simpul reepayre!
Famus last wurds, aifinkso!
wuz jus tu bad dere wuz awl dat wata around enkulz coz wii didnt nede plumbah, eddah.
Whut’s skaree is taht’s whut Dr. Tinysurjincat sez bout mai hands–jest a simpul repare!
FLOOF!
**goez ayre-borne an dyves in**
humm…my liddol bruther did that when he was tiny kid,stikked hair pin inda sokket….looked the same as deh kitteh, laining on da floorz…singey round teh edgges, floofy on da hairz…
ooh…baitin teh care trolls! *snicker*
I did a similar act when I was *coughs* **looks around nervously** prolly about ..um..14…
I wired up Christmas bulb with thin wire and stuck the prongs in an outlet. Naturally FAIL resulted. My trusty friend Nap, an observer, sawI was not worse for the wear, then so aptly and simply said, “Fool.”
I also liked to play with the chemistry set in the garage and mix together unknown ingredients and run.
Yep, me.
Sorry, but NOT liking this entry. If you ever lost a cat to a stupid accident…
I had a cat spray into an electrical outlet once.
He leaped through the air, the carpet ignited, and it was a thoroughly unpleasant experience for all.
By the time I got the fire put out, he was sitting there pretending he hadn’t done a thing…
dat reminds me of the squirrel, fork and power outlet idea