
Halllllllppppppp!!!! De Darkside.. Iz pullin me in!
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Halllllllppppppp!!!! De Darkside.. Iz pullin me in!
Picture by: Starsy Caption by: FurryCorona via Our LOL Builder
basement cat iz tu strawng!!!
An Ai haz a fritend!
butt(!) ai smell kookeez…
Bring me bakk sum kookies, kitteh, plzkthx! Chokklit chip if pawsibul!!!
Halp !!! Da cuyteness !!! Too much!!! SPLORT..
Onoes! pj!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh CCC!!!
*sweepz up pj braynez an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun wif rum enfushun*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
pakk kpakk pakk …. aof….gettz een dere!
*fassens wiff dekratib dukkee taep *
*snaps awn a nyoo yeerz CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds pj to teh splort recubbery lownj and wraps inna floofy snowee wyet blankie an gibs sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikshur wiffawt ur purrtektib gogglez!
Fan q, catena, and cormgratulazashuns fer bein at da top!
*Snorglols up in snowee wyet blankie*
*Putz on purrtektib gogglez*
*Sips hawt choklit*
you know he like being converted to the dark side
Yeah kitteh. Eebil suks.
Ebil lurkz (een teh hartz awf men…)
Who knows dat?
Bwahahahah!! *Cue Saint-Saëns’ Le Rouet d’Omphale *
yeah, an it aborhz a vacyoom.
I abhorz mai vakyoom, tu. It b ugly adn noyzee.
Nd maikz mai sholdurz hurt tu. ai finely higherd sumwun tu du it fur me.
ebil does?
so does kittehs – ht tp://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/funny-pictures-cat-hates-vacuum.jpg
MOmbo Mooses Catena! Ewe haz teh fast fingerz !
ai iz hoppd awp awn kold medz!
Just found this site. Amuzing, hylarious and such purrty pixs.
I fink we shud mount a resque of dis kitteh. We can save hikm an ressitate him wif snorgles. Ebrybudy grab a paw an pull!
Ready!
*grabz liddlol kitteh paw*
I halp u kitteh-babeh!!!
*tryz tu pulling.*
Oh NOez, deh dark iz pulling mii in, tu!!!
Owch! Dese have sharpie ends!
rite! I iz reddy. Yu grabs the scruff uf the nek. I has the left paw. reddy, captain?
*grabs teh tayl* ai’l steer!
Iz you brave or have you been drinkifyin sumfing?
brav. or stoopee. iz yet to be detrr…detour…detur… founded out.
Don worry, teh darkside, dey haz good cookiez.
And heet! 8)
Turns on lites
Snorgles kitteh
There, I saives u
Ai will helps you D-R!!!!
Ai will helpz you too…Pull my fingeer!
Doan does it!!! Is trick!!!
AI will halpz too!
*holds out floofy tuxie paw* Who wantz to grab meh paw!?
Butt butt butt… teh dark syde, it be full uv BCs, izzint it?
*runruns tu darksyde*
*follows pk wifakwikniss* BC snorglols, heer ai comes!
Haz we meeted befoar? *offers paw uv frenship* Ohai, ai lubs meeting uvver BC fans! (2 uv mai 4 be BCs, inclooding ebreebudy’s godson/nephew/grandkitten/whateber Cory-Bear
) Walcome tu Cheezland!
Um, an if yu been arown a whyle an ai just habing a braynless mommint, ai polojyze.
aidonutfinkso we has meeted befoar – donut kno if yu’ll sea dis reply sew layte, but ai lufs teh BCs! ai can has a bebbeh BC adn she be adorablol – der’s a couplol of pics on mai profyl
Come to the dark side. We haz cheezeburger!
Teh dark side iz jus teh unner teh bedz. Kitteh will b okeh. Majur kyute winz ebery tyme.
Don’t go lil’ kitteh. I will gib yu kookies.
Nooooooo, lilluh nom! We needs u hear!
Haaaalllllp! teh cyoot iz pulin mi en!
Wayt! onna sekkund fot, donnawt halp!
Heehee, just haz tu shaer: Seanya lying awn cowch wif full-lengf vibratingy massaje fingee unnerneef fur teh pleh back pain day. Cory LUBS when him duz this an lays awn top awl happypurry. Aifinkso teh reznanse fru Seanya’s body feels like jinormuslee hyooj purrings! Him awl stretched owt awn top uf Seanya ryte nao frum bottum uv ribs tu knees. Iz so cyoot!
Seanya’s awn himz purrin masheen!
Aargh, ai cannawt find teh camra! Teh Cory-Bear slithered a bit, an nao hims hed awn Seanya’s lower tummy, an Cory’s back feets be daon bai Seanya’s anklols (!) an Cory haz twisted so him mostly awn hims back wif lil black paws up an teh whyte spot on hims chest showing… *whimper* Oh, teh cyootniss! An no camra fur sharings it! Plus teh ‘dorabul bebbeh in this LOL… *snaps 3 CHRGs awn hed, wun after teh uvver, an commensis adding menny menny layers uv dukkytaype*
Woohoo, camra! Cory-pics coming ryte up!
Plz tu ignore teh mess. The cowch be futon and currentlee folded owt lyk bed.
Cory an Seanya 1
Cory an Seanya 2
Cory an Seanya 3
beautemus!
happee kitteh!!
Beutimus! lubs da blak kitty.
sooooo kyoot! Cory is and has been so kyoot at all stages of his littlol life!
skweeeee! cory-bear hassa smyle on hims fase!
kantz waitz,wants to see Cory!
oh noi!Dontz litz goi!!
my BC sez comon in bebbeh kitteh…we haz da cheezburgerz an da elektrik blankies….itzzzzz warm down heer…..no has the ornjy poisin mausie heer….jus warrrmmmfuzzies…..
lol sounz comfurbl!:)
♫ Du liebes Kätzchen, komm, geh mit mir!
Gar schöne Spiele spiel’ ich mit dir;
Manch’ bunte Blumen sind an dem Strand,
Meine Mutter hat manch gülden Cheezburgerz…♫
Ach, was ein süßes Gedicht für einen Liebsten kleines Kätzchen!
Wohl, das!
(Not original by me, though. Borrowed from Goethe… “Erlkoenig”…
and from teh little one’s viewpoint, not so süß, aifinknawt!)
awwwwwww de kitteh iz gots to fyte to stay on da litesidez
Helps meee!!!iz to strongs!!!!
“yooz teh forse, luke!”
Once Basement Cat gets a hold of you…
basment cat!! Nooooooo