
It was at that moment that Harold realized There was no escaping his Mother In Law
mother in law iz awlwayz watchin.
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It was at that moment that Harold realized There was no escaping his Mother In Law
mother in law iz awlwayz watchin.
Picture by: Mouchois.com Caption by: shanlor via Our LOL Builder
She’z rite bihynd u!
Ai can feel hur breefingz awn mai nekk-furz.
Conga-rats (oar Tango-turtlols) awn leedin teh brayd!
Wud u lyk sillybrayshuns? Sumfing tu relax u aftur ur adbenshurz?
*dans-dans-anniawntawpagen-dans-dans*
Thx AP Ai aer goin 2 hab mai dinnur berry sune – iz in teh ubbin kukkin.
Oooh! Whutz fur dinnur?
Wudja lyk a nyse glass ob whyn wiff dat?
Aw, I wanna goe 2 Miami…
Kollyflour an leek makaronee cheez!
Oooh, nomalishuss! U breeng enuff 2 shayr?
Ai maed plenny!
*adds a tort oh lolny and shrimp salad wif avocado, tomato, queue cumber, parmesan, home maed garleek crew tonnes to teh booffay*
is nommilishus wif a dry white whyne!
*adds a carton of puh tee shah blee to the tablol too*
Cheeze!!!
Oooo – dis sownds awl yummee!
*has bringing teh plattur ob freshist froots, wiff ‘can’t eloep’ an ‘hunny, du dis’ mellins, riep stroarbrees, fraygrint pie-nappul an aeprikuts, an boals ob Fronsh Banilla yoegret an hoem-maed lemmin curd foar dippees*
Ai awlsew has
dis bottuldees bottuls ob Laet-Harvist Reeslings frum a lowcal Niagara whynree foar tu shairing.*noms already*
*putz teh littol plaet ob tinee choppid froots neks tu Upfi, wif littol dabs ob teh dippees*
Jus in caes yu wants teh teenee nibblol. Wud yu lieking a littol glas ob whyn?
Oh yesh! Ai is not parshal to color …as long as it is gud wine!
Harcoart! Have you bin drinking agen?
Harcoart Fentun Mudd, has u bin … Stella … shut up!
THING…Thing…thing…thing…
Akshullee, Stelluh wuz Mudz wyf, nawt himz muvver-n-law…
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“I think about her often, and the more I think about her, the further out into space I go…”
Detayls, detayls.
Yeff, ai pawzd a momint befoar hittin Add Commint, kuz she wuz hims wyf adn bekaws teh kitteh in teh lol wuz naymd Harold, nawt Harkoart, but anyfing dat maykz it fru teh brayn-freez is welkum, ai sez.
Troo dat … bisydz, I steel finkted ur kawmint wuz teh phunnee!
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Finksew bowt dis — ifn dat wuz himz wyf, I jess wunner watt himz muvver-n-law wuz liek…
Aifink dat wud mayk him wanna goe bakk tu teh Andromeda galaxee wiff the guyz hoo kud turn u intu littul krumbly kyoobs.
Nowayr in dis galaxee wud be far enuff awayz.
Mebbe himz wood trie 2 gitz wun uv dose krumbly kyoob maykurz 2 yooz awn himz wyf n muvver-n-law… Himz wooden krubull dem, jess leevum awn da mantul sew himz kood tawk attem n fynulee gitz da lastist werd!
Ai lykz dat ideya – a maching payr awn eever syd ob teh mantul.
But aifink hims myte krumbul dem juss a littlol bit, wayr demz mouffs wuz, tu be awn teh sayf syde. Wun nebber noze, du wun?
ai thottid teh commint wuz clevvur an funni. yu cans juss claym “po et ick lysince”.
Personal space…I has nawt it!
U has a persunul spayse inbayder.
She’s right behind me, isn’t she.
U noe? Apart frum teh mustash, dat kitteh luks juss liek mai MIL.
U has mai condoalensis.
Akchoolee it’s a moozic hall joek – teh strate man sez “but it hazn’t got a mustash” an te ‘lejd comik sez “noe, but u shud see mai MIL’s”
Doan mess wif Muvver
Natureinn lawz!iz preti kitteh, but luks ir-rat-able. Prolly wants SIL to findz him a job.
Are we still talking about da kittehs?
we has a try!
iz hardz to finedz job wen yoo r dat cross-eyed.
Muvver-in-Lol haves teh angry, ahfinkso!
An datz unyoozyoowul bekuz…?
Mai, Harolld haz bery pinkee eerz! Dey mus bee burnin kaus muvver in law kitteh bee tawkin bowt him alla tyme!
*Sweetie, u cud haz dun sew mush bedder dan Harold! Wai dint u marrie Joe teh plummer kitteh!? Ai told u an told u!*
“U kooda merried Dr. Tinycat, n den U kooda tookted ker uv me n ur daddycat. But nooooo, U hadda goe n merry dat gud-fur-nuvvin skowndril Harold hoo kaynt ebben ker 4 U n ur 10 kittehz. Naow lookit teh mess ur in…”
And wat about Bob? He’s a doctor now!
Inn honor uv poor ol Harold an dis lol wii preesents ‘Muvver in Law’ by Ernie K. Doe!
Butt (hehe) harold bii sew kyoot! Whai duz muvver in law kitteh has tew put him daown?
No one iz gud enough!
Harold has da pinky pinky eerz and da cross-aise. Harold dropt oot of da barberfyin skool 4 to be da rock stah. Harold falz oot ob de treez all da time. Hims bes’ frend a iz da bacume cleener. Harold not a winner, he a weener!!
Harold layz on da couch all day. Him drinks beeer and scratches. Him sez “bring me a sandwich” nawt polite.
I don’t get it…
Haz u got a muvver-in-law?
Waz up I iz typing from me I pod touch plz anser me
Oh hai, Pibbs! Waz up is a pic of two cats (not lukking relayted) pretty close to each other – the wun at the back is looking somewaht disapprovingly at the wun in teh front. Capshun says “It was at that moment that Harold realized There was no escaping his Mother In Law”. ai wants me sum iPod Touch, aifinkso.
Eeban ifn yu niids teh fool-tyme Commint Tater tu telling yu wut teh LOLs is??
Hmmm – don’t know, to be honest. Wud have to try it!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Aaron23 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday cakes, red velvit caeks, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif mini waterglobes showing hugh manatee swimming in a sparkly sea, wind-up raysing pengwin dollz, kandee, an colur-it-yorself alien stikkers wif bokses ob elebenty-seben colur crayn wif bilded-in sharpernr!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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oh, an if anywun iz wundering, teh four brayve mostly-reformifyed trolz hoo standed in teh way ob Kat3Kets1Gog’s runaway flote yestirday to stop it running away iz recobering just fine an iz able to go bakk to wurk.
*showz four trolz wrappd in bandajes liek mummeez standing at a table pakking goodie bags. tehy waves ohai to evreewun.*
*colurs aleeyun stikkers in lots uv innneresting colurs an stiks tehm awl ober teh mummy-trolls*
Oooh, syka… psika… trippy, man!
*wanners off tu nom fudji caek*
Ohai, P-K!
*Schmoos nd hedbonks frum Muffin nd Stewie tu un nd Seanya nd all teh fur babbehs*
Haz teh Cory-Bear beated up teh Freetos bag lately?
*snerk!*
Him berry halpfully opins awl bags uv chips an p-nuts and fings taht comes in teh partmint (an moar oftin tehn nawt, steels sum as paymint fur serbiss)! Also teh cruncheefuds an teh kittylitter bags.
An him getting berry gud at opening teh kitteh treets! Also cupboards, bokses, cookee pakkijes, an haz pawsiblee figgured owt the touch-lamp in teh libing ruum!!!!! 
Hedbonks n purrs tu yu an teh hole famblee!
Cory-bear can haz teh opposible fumbs?!?!?! Fankies CC mai kittehs nawt can haz dat inquizitiveness! Teh kyootest fing dey du is leevin teh toys on mai bed foar me tu be findin when ai wake up in the moarnin!
Fank CC, no poazibul fumbs, oar we’d REELLEE be in trubbul! LOL Srsly, ai lyk teh kittehs taht be tu inkwisitiv an tu smart an tu crazeh fur most peeps… tehy be fun!!!!!
That be soooo cyoot, tehy bring yu prezints! An tehy much better prezints fur moarning tehn ded mowses!! Tehy nawt eben waking yu up??? Wow.
*POWNSE!!* Ohai, PK! Is grate to see yoo heer again! *wispers* Ai has reely bin rassling wif teh blak dog fur awhiels, too.
Ai has a lukky – mai kittehs nawt be waking me up, eever. Sumtimes tehy leeve der foil balls in der fud dish. Iz so cyoot!
P.S. Can yoo see mai mask? Ai can has a incogneetoh!
Mmm… naow ai wants sum Freetohs!
*sets bag uv Fritos awn teh cowch nekst tu Cory*
Trai nawt tu spill tehm. Fings tend nawt tu close agen aftur teh Cory-Bear opins tehm….
*Cory pownsis teh Fritos, rips teh bag opin along wun side, steels a Frito, an runs awf tu play wif it*
Heer, haz sum Fritos.
Mai kittehs nawt reelly so bad bowt waking me up.
Ai wunner whai yurs put foil balls in fud dish, tho? Foil iz nawt a fud!
(Yu notiss hao menny cheezpeeps haz taht black dog tu ressul wif? Wish no wun did, ebber…)
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Aifinkso teh foil ball in teh fud dish meens “Dis MINE! It bees saef heer.”
Big hug to yoo, too.
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Yu kin ad mii tu teh resslin teem – can trays myn bak 45 yeers – fank CC foar modrin medsins! Wuns toald sumwun itz liek hassing dis hyooj malevilint toad skwattin behynd mai iis, insted ob a brayn. Is wurser in teh coalddark wintur, awlmoast gawn wen ai ar gardning an plaeing wif plantsis. {{{{{P-K an 4.5K}}}}}
Hm… malevolint toad iz gud imaje fur it.
Ai tends tu see it az a black hole taht pulls in enerjees an motibayshuns an comfidense an fings, an nuffing ekscapes it.
And defnitlee, fank CC fur meds!
Yup–we hab de dammit! BD here at our houz. Is funny (debbinitloly NOT ha ha funnee!!) how minni hoomins here haz him. Adn we is such kynd and luberloly pipples– u fink there is connexshun atween ‘nyce’ adn ‘feeling like u is wrapped in wet sheets and somebuddy stole yr brainz’ ?
Call de socol, sushilo–!-pipples who study stuff!
yay 4 da drgs!
Ai dunno if iz a connekshun, but ai haz a hyooj greatful taht cheezpeeps be cheezpeeps!
Walkome tu teh ressling teem, gnu frend! {{{{{{{{{{melia}}}}}}}}}}
Haow kin teh blak goggeh b rasslin wif u win himz livin at mai boikitteh’s house tihs las yeer? Wi noing him well, aen nawt likin him at awl.
Ohai, PK. I has a wunder…do “Black-Dog” mean da depression?
Ai ask cuz ai has a medication-resistant depression since ai wuz 19, an ai will be ….(ogawd) 50 in March.
No, dey nawt be wakin me up. Yisterday, Stewie lefted me himz fabrit burdy toy. Muffin can haz teh fishin in our fishy tanks nd haz lefted me teh ded fishies, TWICE!!! Dat wuz teh BEEEG pleh!
But him cud has eeted tehm himself! Him lub yu so much him bringeded it tu yu!!!
Ai hope yu said fankees!
(Can relate, haz woked up wif Loki habing proudlee bringed me ded moses him hunted… *sigh*)
Oh, yesh, yesh, yesh ai did say fankies tu Muffin because him is a her and her is teh beeg brave hunter gurl nd her lubs her mommy nd noes dat mommy dusn’t like teh fish tanks becuz teh bubbler makes teh noyz nd keeps me awake!
*smakks 4hed wif palm* Plz tu polojyze tu Muffin fur finking her a boycat… Hadda stoopy mommint. Her defnitlee berry brayve hunter, an berry talinted to catch teh fishees!!!
Fanks, burfday fairy! *Munchez slyce ov red velvit caek adn sips party punch, nom sip nom sip*
Happee burfday to A23 adn any other burfday Cheezpeeps!
my muvver-in-law iz qwite nise, akshully. sumwut loony, but qwite nise.
(wen my older boi started counseling for anxiety disorder, her sed, “*OB CORSE* tehy will do DNA testing on him to see if him haz a genetik predispozishun to anksiety.” her finks DNA testing iz teh solooshun to evreefing.
i sez all tehy has to do iz luk at himz momma.)
U has mai sympafee iffn ur boi has anxiety disorder – and u mabbeh is also afflickted by sumfink in that area. Ai lubs u anyhow! Happy gnu year, lunarmommy!
*pownses awn upfi an lunarmommy fur ginormus tiger-syzed purring hugs, just coz*
*runs awf agen, pursooed bai small black purrpechuallee-purring furry shadow whu nebber goes owt uv site*
*runz after prysma-kitteh, pownces, gibs ginormus hugz* so glad yoo iz heer agin!
Me tu! Aifinkso ai gotted lost oar sumfing. Silleh prysma, nawt smart enuff tu find way hoam… hmph.
Ankziety iz teh pleh… iz part uv teh depreshuns ai haz teh battlols wif sumthymes (lyk resintly), an ai haz teh soshul ankziety at enny thyme. Iz hard fing tu living wif. Ai hazza hjooj happeh yu duing bedder!
fanks upfi, i haz had teh seveer panik disorder, iz much better now after therapy and sum time on teh meds! teh hubby also wurries too much an owr boi cleerly gets it frum us. happy gnu yeer to yoo!!
This is tooo weird! My “official” diagnoses is *Ahem* Severe depression withunderlying severe Panic disorder and Agoraphobia”. I can’t say which is worse, the unrelenting sadness, or the overwhelming fear. It was so bad at one point I couldn’t even go potty alone, hubby or Dotter had to go with me. Thank CC that they loved me enough, you know?
Moast deffnitlee!! Hassing teh supoarts frum famblee an frends bees poartint weppin in teh coaping an fieting teh illniss.{{{{3kittehsownme}}}}
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Ai hadda nytmair lyik tihs wuns… it wer sooo frytenink!
Eneebudee wanna goez to teh bigg sleddee hil adn cumm sledin wif meh?
*grabs awntu a sleddy-kord wiff hur teefs*
*pulls reel hard tu drag teh sled tu teh tawp ob teh hill*
Kmon, t.d.r – grab a sled adn follo me!
*pull-pull-pantpantpant-pull-pull-pull*
Whew! Datsa big hill! U reddy? Heeer wee goooo!!!! Wheeee!!
Ai livvs onna top uv a HOOJ hill! but ai olnee goez daon wuns cuz its lotsa werk to get bak to teh top!
OHAI! PDX cheezmeet Uppy date:
(LOLSPEAK off)
PDX CHeesmeet is scheduled for January 17th at 1PM.
The location is Powell’s Bookstore at Cedar Hill Crossing ( formerly Beaverton Mall)
The mall is at the corner of Cedar hills Blvd. and Jenkins rd.
Powell’s books is at the southern end of the mall.
(lolspeak on)
Look for teh picture ub Happy Cat!
See you there! Catslave
Have fun, Catslave! Take many pics and post them sumwhere and let us noes where, k? Is too far for me to crawl/swim all the way from Gemany!
Duz we hab da cheesemeets in mid west amurrica? Iz a big cheezewurld!!
Ef ewe can get sum cheezpeeps together that wuld be a cheezemeet!
sea hoo iz in ur ara and set juan up.
Dat iz what Ai iz doing, Melia.
Ohai Melia! There are a lot uf us in teh mid west. *Cattails waves floofy paw frum Kansas!* Where u wanna meet?
ai is in west MushAgin–is not tooo closby to each uvver!! Is u snowed in dere?
Chekking deh cheezpeepz map tu finding cheezy nayburz. Dere b sew menny in MushAgin dat dey b habbing dere own map!!!
Yep, we iz covered wif snow here in eastern KS and more on teh way. Temps will be in teh minus figgers tonite so ai has to frow anodder lolcat on teh bed to stay warm. Brrr!
Part make me lolz mostest is its Melvin and Zoe http://mouchois.blogspot.com/
**Red comez in, singin**
I’ve been talking in my sleep
Pretty soon they’ll come to get me
Yeah, they’re taking me aaawwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy….
Iz yu trying tu say yu nawt crazy, Red?
Just a little unwell, is all.
Doze peepls ar so frenly, adn deyr whyt soots ar so nyse n kleen.
Adn dat ruum dey tayks u tu has such sawft wawls adn fluur…
da fuds is nawt so gud tho…..
Ohai, all you wonderful Cheezpeeps. CK here again with another installment of “CK’s Blasts From The Past”. I thought I’d flash forward a little bit to the early 1990′s with this song. Here’s The J. Geils Band with “Angel Is The Centerfold”. *slinks away to NB*
Ai noes dis wun! And ai lubbed it when ai was a kid!
Young man ! Is that a spot of dustbin remnant on your fur ?!
iz a killer mother – in – law!!!
RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
cept iz a kitteh, not a bunneh…
(if youz gets teh refrence, cukie 4 yew!
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail FTW
YAAAYZ!!!!
lots of cukies 4 yew!!!
How can a cat have a mother-in-law? There are no cat laws that give one cat a legal maternal relationship to another cat it is not biologically related to!
EPICCCCCCCCCCC FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!