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Ai can akt dedd iffn u need
Speshully nao dat ur awl stuffd wiff kollyflourz adn leeks.
Wuz dey nommilishus? We has a tye!
*dansdans-tyedwiffanni-dansdans*
Yiss thx it wuz gud – an Ai haz 2 moar porshuns in teh freezur!
Ryte nao ai is stuffin mai fayse wiff leftober chikkin (frum a supermarkit rotissuree) cubbered by a playtful ob ryse wiff soy sawse. *nom-nom-nom* (layte lunch)
Ai liek me sum chickin an soya sorse – moast chikkin needs sumfin 2 gib it sum flavr!
Cormgranulashingz, Anni adn AngelPlume!!
lemme post dis heer b4 deh splortingz bgin…..
WARNINGZ!!!
Splort lebel lebenty!!!! Putting on ur CHRG oar baving capz im eedjitlee!!!
Do not, rpeat NOT! lukking at deh floofy belly oar deh pinkee toepadz oar deh cyoot liddlol noez oar…. oar… uh-oh!1!!
splort!
*watchez braynz sellz running away.*
Otay, heer we go…
*sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
*sends Cory tu chase daon teh wuns taht be running away* Sorry, tehy may be a lil bit played wif….
*rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif orinj-flavured sparklee waters*
*caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium* Oooh, such regul brayns, tu! Lil brayn sells wif crowns awn!
*jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
*sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
*dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif orinj dayglo taype*
*wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an chokklit moose fur rebilding teh brayn sells*
Nawt luk at cyoot until yu has recobered, otay?
I pwamiss nawt tu lukkin at cyootz.
*nomz chokklit moose*
Dis not Bullwinklol iz it?
Noe, butt (!) ifn U add sum nutz n marsht-mellerz it cood b Rokee (Rokee Rode, dat iz
)
oooo…. dat sowndz nommy, tu!
Weee-ooo-weee-oooo Heer cums teh CCC!
*skoopy-skoopy teh brayns*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff the sparkling minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky intu the branium kabity*
*fitty-fitty teh skullboans bakk in playse*
*tayp-tayp up teh krayniums wiff dukky-tayp*
*strech-snap awn a hebby dooty CHRG*
*eskort teh kween tu the rekubbery ruum*
Heer, mai leej. Relaxify urseff wiff dis sawft blankee.
Adn heers sum choklit possums tu restorify ur strenffs.
Doan luuk at teh kyootness wiffowt deez protektib gogglols.
Oh, Yay!! tu reskyooz!!!
*putz on goggleez*
*Nomz possumz
Fankeez, Angiez Papa!!
looks like our victim… got captioned
YEAAAAAA
u left ur sunglassez on
Otay, hoald dat poze fur twenny minnits…
Wayt, we needs tu put sum bluds awn u nawt-sekkund…
He’s dead, Jim.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elebenty burgularz fur U!!!!
Eggsalad, Rattipuss!!!
Yes, Bones. I know!
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it.
There’s Klingons on the starboard bow!!1!
Ai’m a doktur, nawt a Crooz Durektur!!
Ai reely hayts habbin mai mollykyoolz beemd akross teh unibers.
Snorglol, snorglol, snorglol!!
Kayrful, deyr, mai kween. Heerz a snorkul foar u. Breeve!
Yep. Dat belleh am a snorgul belleh.
Him luks lyk mees fren Maple.
Maple
*kuntaininged splort*
Gud fing I b habbing mai gogglol and dubblol CHRGz!!!
Aaaaacchh!!!1! DavecanhasDrTinycat: yoo needs to post a warning wif dat!!
Him’s verrah fuzzeh.
Adn tohse hind feets! Adn teh tayle!
Hims a gud kitteh. I wish hims was myn. Him libs in Tennersee wif my neese.
Tu deh tune uv Stewbawl wuz a Raishorse bai Peter Paul adn Mary
♪♫♫♪
Oh, Maplol wuz a kitteh
Adn I wish hims wuz myn.
Him libz in Tenner see
And hii lukz just fine.
Himz belleh wuz floofee
Adn himz toez dey wuz pink
Hii cauzed lotz uv splortingz
Wif no braynez wii cant think.
♪♫♫♪
Here him is AGAIN!!!
Maple again!
Lite az a fevver…
Stiff az a bored…
Kyoot as a … as a … as a kitteh layin awn hims bakk.
Dis wun of my fabrit songs:
*wundurs ifn dis wuz Loreena Bobbit’s faebrit sawng …..*
Dey sez mai aktin iz kinda wooden, ai wil shows dem wen ai iz famus aktur!!!
ROFL!! Gud wun, Cattack! Is u new here? Iffn yes, welkum!! And happi gnu year!
Kittin lukked in mirrur an blargh-ai-r-ded frum own cyoot?
Ai is pretty, oh so pritty,
Ai is pretty adn witty adn cyooooooot!
Adn ai pitty…enny gurl hoo izznt meeeeee…KLUNK!
Yeppers, luks laik it! Well dun, AP!
Ohai P-K! Frum teh preevius fread: No need foar the hedsmacks, Muffin bees teh generic kitteh name. Mai sun dat u meeted at the Kingston cheezmeet named her. He sed when he yoinked her from teh pleh naybors dat she wuz teh kyoot widdlol muffin nd teh naym jest sticked.
ai iz reddee foar mai skreen test naow!
Plz tu gitting owt a pees uv paper adn a nomber 2 led pensil.
Putting ur name on teh top liyon uv deh paper.
Skip a lyon.
Riting deh nawt sekkund kwestion on teh neggst line, deh anser on deh line below dat, skippifying a lyne and den riting deh neggst kwestion on deh negst lion, etc.
1. Wut size mesh iz ur screen door?
2. If u b libbing in Las Vegas du u b needing screenz?
3. How menny kittehz duz it take tu shreddifying awl deh screenz at ur howse?
1. Elebbenty
2. 42
3. Wun determined kitteh.
*grades paper*
no name, -1
dint riting kwestyunz, -3
Anser #1, correct, +1
Anser #2, incorrect -1
Anser #3, correct, +1
Score = -2
Thankz fur playing.
Naem: nicewitch
*skips*
*skips riting teh kweschins, tu*
1. beri larj, nao reeinfoarst wif chikkin wiers (5 kittehs, 1 skwirrl, nuf sed)
*skipsdansdans*
2. defnitlee, ob teh ‘sunn’ purrswayzhun
*skipsdanshuffpuff*
3. pls tu ceeing anser nummer 1
*skiphuffpantpant*
Dis a beri hard test! Awl dat skippin!
*gradez paper*
name, +1,
dint riting kwestyunz, -3
Anser #1, correct, +1
Anser #2, correct, +1,
Anser #3, correct, +1
Bonus pointz fur dansing, +5
Score, +6
Thankz fur playing!
*skreens awl teh ansurs*
*noetisses pritty kitteh*
*fwows awai awl teh tesst paypurs*
*skampur awf tew plai wif pritty kitteh*
Wii awl passuss teh tesst! yay!
Mai Aktors Equity card, let me show you it.
Emergency tummy pats required.
Plz to call the Hospitlol.
pat-pats … STAT!
kall 911! we haz a strahnje ting thts lying here!
Ragg Dawll Kitteh habz
crush awn Willyum Peeturrsun.
Handsumm Gill Grissumm!
Ragg Dawll Kitteh amz
berreh gudz at purrfekktlee
stillz… Lawtz ubz prakktiss!!
Ragg Dawll Kitteh coodz
habz ‘Sploart!’zed atz syte ubz
gyuntt Cheezburgr!!!
Jack.
Now that’s a seriously zonked-out cat… and much warmer-than-current weather. This time of year, they sleep ball-style, at least my owners do.
Dis b uh grajoowit uv CAT-atonnik Stayt Yoonibursittee
*When we moved to our new office about 12 years ago and had our first fire drill, I volunteered to be the victim in the computer server room. The alarm was so loud I had to cover my ears till the firemenz came to rescue me. But they were too late – I had “succumbed” to the bad vapors from the servers and computers. They had to carry me to the front of the building. It was hard to keep relaxed like a real victim, but was fun!*
lol. gives “having the vapors” a deeper meaning.
lukky! yu gottid karried owt buy teh fyrmins!
*has a jellus*
komm onn.. letz get moviin~. .. .. … .. .. . . . . ………. . …. . … . .. . . ….
I wish you would all stop being amused by what is clearly a dead cat.
dude chill out the cats playing dead
I am the source – I posted this image (although it’s been flipped here) back in 2005 http://www.flickr.com/photos/gomi/33570155/
omg!!! CSI??? y u no puts NCIS?????? Well…… it is REALLY good……. but i liek ur pick nywais
It looks like this cat is really dead , if he is faking then he is very good in pretending dead