
Bob’s 1st visit to the Catropractor’s office
who needz a catropractor wen u gotz a massage chare?
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Bob’s 1st visit to the Catropractor’s office
who needz a catropractor wen u gotz a massage chare?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: ljmalone via Our LOL Builder
Wuz a bit sir prizin!
conga Neuw Yeerz rats, anni!
Thx catena!
pleis pae nawt sekkund, een tunah.
Catina, u knoz dez kittehs? Dr. Tinycat say de r ok?
(Blushing badly) ** Catena**
& it won’t be hiz last………….
Oh Hai kimmypage!! Haz I seeinged u heer b4? Welkum tu Cheezland!! Wair deh sun awlwayz shinez and deh peepz am fillifyinged wif lubz.
Ohai Kimmypage! Extenz teh floofy paw ub friendship to ewe!
oh tankz frendz…
Itty Bitty Kitteh Wrasslin Komittee sez “Tap owt Bob! Tap owt!”
Ai wants tew sai fanks tew ebreewun fer teh parayde yesserdai! Wevver u maid a flote er a kostume er wuz a spektaytor it wuz a wunnerful gruup effert an sew mush fun!!
Aww, ai missed teh parayde b’caus we were on teh rode heading hoam. But ai gonna hav fun wachin teh instant replay.
*Cattails runs off wif a kwikness to catch teh tail end of teh parade.* Oh wait, thatz teh goggie wut chases teh tail!
Um, akshullee, Trick chasis hims tayl alla thyme… iz hims ark-enemy, alwayz following him arown, an when him start tu attack it, it just moov moar an moar, teh moar annoid him gets at it.
My goggie caughted her tayle once. Wow, was she surpized!
mai gurlie Tucker chaises hurr tayle…shee izza sillee kitteh an lykes tew jump inno the bafftub (wen itz drie, uv korse) an den shee chaises hurr tayle rownd an rownd. Shee wil sit in teh tub awl prowd lyke an den ah’ll see hurr lukin ober hurr showlder at teh twichy tayle an boom! teh chaise iz awn! Ai haz neber seen hurr dew it aneeware eggcept in teh bafftub!
Shii noez it b trapped if shii b in deh tub! it cannot getting away.
Mai gurlie Murphy bee a mitey hunter, hurr iz killifyin a pot holdur taht fel awn teh floor rite naow! Yay! Ai iz saif frum teh ebil plottin uv teh pot holdur!
shee luuks sew funneh, iz awn hurr bak holdin teh pot holdur wif hurr frunt pawz an bunneh kikkin teh dailytes owt uv it wiff hurr bak pawz
Ai glad ai nawt a pot holder in yur house!! *nodnodnods wif a vigrus*
did it fawlling?? oar wuz it pushed bai deh spoon??
weeeelllll…..sum layzee purrson jus frew it at teh kownter insted uv hangin it upz an sew uv korse it falld awn teh floor. An den dis saim layzee purrson dint get up an pik teh pot holdur up rite awai….:oops:
hay! wai mai blushy faise nawt wurk??
Deh oopsy had a dot in frunt uf it… awl deh emoticonz must b seprit frum awl uzzer numberz, letterz and punkt uayshunz. dey b berry pikky bowt dat.
Yay Murphy, teh purrtektor uv her mom!!!
Deth tew awl ebil pot holdurs!!!
Lefter behbeh blakkee: Werkin awn teh lumber
Lefter behbeh grai: Eesin teh ribs
Ryter behbeh blakkee: soovin teh nek
Ryter behbeh grai: Ooh, shynee!
LOL Iz eksactly ryte, aifinkso!!!
Deyre iz awlwayz wun distraktifyed bai deh . . . . .
. . . . um . . . ah . . . . . wut wuz I sayin??
de pairaid was sew motch fun mai finigers iz sorr but nawt stuk to mai dromb hawt chawkilit helb.
r we tawkin cheezpeeps parade oar rose bowl parade? jest askkin
kthxbai
Ai can haz address uv taht catropractor? Plzkthx!
mi tu plskthx! ai wunt tu noh ware tu sine up fur tihs ther-happi!
For a few extry moneys, they will also gives u a ackooponcture treatment wif their pointy endz. *nods*
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lebenty burgers fer u, LCB!
ooo….4 sets uv tinee kitteh needlol klaws, owchie!
If teh ackooponcture treatments causes u teh discomfort, u can sine up for a series of ackooponcture treatments to halp get rid of teh discomfort. *nods*
kittehz wil awlsoe du flayeng wif oar wifaot yur rekwest.
Good job on the fP and the catopractors. They looks very skilled at dere business.
Dey sher knao what deyz duin! Bob gonna feehl fine nau!
He splorted from too much kewt!
*Handz D-R a fresh CHRG.
U noes, just in case.
*hands ober sum eggstra ducky taip anna payre uv HGGs*
also jus in caise
Kthx blues and cween
I’s be okay nao
Oh noes. Iz nawt a gud idee to hav teh cyoot lil kittehs do teh splort reskew. It cud throw us into a purr pet u all loop uf splort/rescute/splort. aifinkso!
Bebeh Kittehs!!
*SPLORT**
Itty Bitty very cyoot kitteh committee comes wheeling teh CCC for teh rescute. Expert lil kitteh paws wipe up teh bwains and tuck ebbrything bak whar it belongs. KK_Celia wakes up and smilols, den seeing the cyoot kitteh committee, splorts agin! Cattails sez: See I tole u nawt a gud idee. Anni, come halp us here wif teh CCC!
O noze!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Ah, gud fing u were handee tere wif teh CCC, bluesfan! Was a purr pet u all loop startin up again!
Weee wooooo, weee woooo!!!
CCC kumming frew!!!!
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sweeping up deh braynez
wipe deh braynez off deh keeboard
Wipe dem braynez off deh monitor.
skupify up awl deh gathered up braynez
tuk, tuk, tuk, dem awl bak intu deh braynial kabity.
Pat awl deh brayn bonez bak intu place.
Apply CHRG (wif doi) — dis wun haz pixorz uv puppyz on it.
Adn heer b a floofee puppy blankee tu snugglol in.
I fin u luk like u kud using a nice sparklee drink.
Adn heerz a chokklit posssum tu nomming.
u b safe now, just don’t lukking at deh kitty pixor till u b awl rekupperated.
O wowz! Tree rescuus in one threadz!
Tank u allz!
U am berry berry berry saif heer!!
Dawkturrz TyneeCatz
fikkz upz dayr Hewmin hoo habz
oapoazibbill fumbz!
Dawkturrz TyneeCatz
maykz jentill bisskitz awn tawpz
ubz nawttedz mussillz!!
Midnyte TyneeCatz
habz lowdz Purrz dat helpz Hewmin
wiffz himz aykkz andz paynz!!!
Jack.
awwwww! ♥ ♥ ♥
Aw, Jack, ur adpurrtizement fur Dawkturrz TyneeCatz wud assure dem many payshunts lined up at teh door each morning wayting fur tweetments!
the manipewlation was a success, but the patient died from teh cute.
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Wut ^ hur sed.
Kin yoo blaym him? Dis remynz me of P-K’s SCP.
Me tu.
an happeh annibersaree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fanks, p-k.
Hmm. Ai lukked fur mai annibersary. Ai maked wun commint in May 2008, an sed nuffing else until Septemburr 2008… ai gess mai annibersary is Septemburr, an ai haz beened here fur ober a yeer!
Er, wif wannering off a few thymes in there, tho….
haow duz u luuk fer ur anibersary? ai kno ai haz bean heer ober a yeer but dunno wen eggsaktlee ai startd
Ai wented tu google an picked advanced search an put icanhascheezburger.com in the box for serching a purrtiklar site.
Waz eezy fur me coz ai used “prysmatikitteh” at nawt-sekkund, but aifinkso could use yeer oar munf oar sumfing….
Wii understandz teh wanneringz– much teediyuss RL gets inna way ov owr playtime. Wii just happih to haz teh P-K bakk again now aifinkso!
Awww… fank yu! {{{{{{lungdoc}}}}}} Ai hazza happeh tu be bakk!!!
**Red comez runnin in wif a sir-pryzed luuk awn hur fayse**
Halp! Halp! It be SNOWING heer! Do NAWT want!
I wuz gonna go shawpin, an now, I’m nawt so shur I wanna go owt innit.
Oh, an 2day be my Too-Yeer Annibersaree heer awn ICHC!
Happeh Annibersaree, rhsb!
Fanks, K_K_C!
U is welcomez!
U is hydin’ in KY, eh? Haow much snowz did U getz todai?
Nawt alot of snowz, butt enny iz too mutch, IMO.
I finkso dere nawt pozed to be akkoo….akumu…..meazurablol snowz. Jest enuf to be annyoin.
wii alzo havin teh pleh sno storm heer in noo hamster. Sno nawt soopur heavvy butt iz bery windee an bisibilitee nawt guud. Ai wuz posed tew goe owt tew lunsh wif a frend butt shee kanselled awn meh. *powts*
{{{bf473}}}
I will has lunsch wif yoo.
It luuks lyk Noo Ingurland iz gonna get lotsa snowz. Plz to keeping teh warmz!
AI no liek teh cold.
AI Iz a summer kind of kitteh!
I nawt lyk cold eethur.
Ware yoo libbin, K_K_C?
I finkso I wanna go to teh Carry-been foar teh Wintur!
AI livez in Ten-Ah-See.
aw fankees {{{rhsb}}}!
ai hazza wurried aneetyme it gits sew windee an stormee heer, iz jus a lil ober a yeer sinse wii had teh horrifik ise storm an noe power, sum fowks fer weeks an weeks. Ai hazza big skared uv loosin teh power naow anee tyme iz bahd wevver.
We haz teh snows in Untaryo, tu. Balco-knee getting gnu layer uv sno… Cory gunna haz teh fun!
*hurries tew add* ai unnerstood hurr kancellin kompletely, shee had furver tew dribe dan ai do an ai nawt want hurr tew taik anee chanses!
Ai wuz awl reddee fer sum taco sallid tho!
Ohai Red! Happi annibersareez! Adn happi snowi gnu yeerz! *Sends warm earmuff beams to kiip Red’s earz from turnin bloo-purkle adn clashing wif teh red harez adn bloogriin eiz aifinkso*
(Hmm. Weerd. WP eated teh post adn tehn it came bakk agin. Ignore this wun adn pikk up teh thred agin abowt three steps down.)
hey! hapi ennifursurree tu yu!
Fanks, catena!
Ohai Red! Happi Anniversareez! Adn happi snowee glu yeerz! *Sendz parcel ov virtual eermuffs tu keep teh rhsb’s eerz from turnin purkle adn clashing wiff teh eleglolant color skeem wif teh red harez adn bloogreen eiz, aifinkso*
Oh fankyoo, Lungdoc!
I duz nees sum eer muffs, I finkso! My eerz get cowld eezy, speshulee sinse I rarelee ware my hares down to cubber dem.
**gibs Lungdoc kwik SCHMOO awn himz cheek**
*Marvels at rhsb’s kwik-schmoo skillz; Lungdoc’s cheek izza smallish target, between teh eyeglassez adn teh beard…adn at this distants, too!* Fanks!
Yah, I iz teh stelth schmoo-ur!
Ur beerd gibbed me a tikklol.
happi happi annyvursari!
Fanks, Keshet!
Heer iz ware it awl began. My nawt-sekkund commint!
Looks more like a cat-scan
Guiez, dere be a charkoal-gray bawl of floof curloled up nexst to me.
Iz sew kyoot!
Oh, an hur liddlol pinkee tong iz barelee stikkin owt!
SPLORT!
whoop whoop whoop C.C.C.
Picks rhsb on stretchers
sweeping up deh braynez
wipe deh braynez off deh keeboard
Wipe dem braynez off deh monitor.
skupify up awl deh gathered up braynez
tuk, tuk, tuk, dem awl bak intu deh braynial kabity.
Pat awl deh brayn bonez bak intu place.
Apply CHRG (wif doi) — dis wun haz pixorz uv puppyz on it.
Adn heer b a floofee puppy blankee tu snugglol in.
I fin u luk like u kud using a nice sparklee drink.
Adn heerz a chokklit posssum tu nomming.
u b safe now, just don’t lukking at deh kitty pixor till u b awl rekupperated.
nycelee dun 5 snow eagles!
Ohai all, Hoppi Gnu Ears.
Ohai {{{{BOM}}}} ai hoap u hazza happee gnu yeer!
*sloe sad hedshayk*
splortid buy yur oun babbeh.
*gits owt teh CCC
sweepys ups teh brayns
rynsis wif shampurs leftid ovur frum teh gnu jeer partys
arraynjis teh brayns bakk insyd teh hed
fitsifies teh peesus uv hed bons bakk tugethur
hay! whi iz tihs dukky tayp sparkyng? *chekks labul “d’Beaker labs” * oh
rappys teh dukky tayp arownd teh hed aniways
snapps onna CHRG wif tinsul an streemurs an comfetteees on et
floofy blanky – chekk
hawt chokklit – chekk
cuukees – chekk*
fink uv shuvvloling snos an yu shuld bi teh fyne
BISSKITS!
4 servings!
Ohai, iz u a noo cheesepeep? *eggstends floofy paw uv frendships*
Iz arownd, I juss lerk alot. :3
I luv the piktur. i luv kittehs dey ar so cute!
lolz super cutz