Yeah, I think we’d all be better off… …if you didn’t come in here right now.
just 2 let u noe, i dint do it.
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*annownsir voyse*
Deh parking lot at d’Beaker Labz b crowded wif deh Parade entrants wayting fur tu begin. Ebbreewun b milling abowt lukking fur awl deh whirrld like a disorganized groop uv rabble. I donut fink ennefing kud pull dis rag-tag bunch into ennefing resembling a parade.
Deh YNGz b akshjulle dresst tuday. Dehy b in deh brillyunt band u knee formz dat arrivinged just 2 dayz ago. Dey b walking thru deh crowd, flirting wif deh purty gurlz on deh flotez.
Oh, luk!! Deh Nite Watchman haz appearinged on deh seen in himz bandleader uneeform: Brite red pantz wif a gold stripe down eech leg from waist tu hem adn a creamy ivory coat wif brite red cuffs, adn shinee gold trim flashing in deh moarning sun.
*Deh Nite Watchman blowingz him whistlol
*wun short, sharp blast.
*Deh parade entrants immeedjitlee fawl intu line
*and deh Nawt-Sekkund Ann Yule Cheezland Noo Yeerz
*Day Parade bginz.
♫♪♫♫♪♫
Lebenty six trom bonez led deh Cheez pah raid,
Wif a hunnerd adn ten corm netz close at hand.
Dey wuz followed bai roze adn roze
Ov deh finest virtue Oh soez,
Deh creme uv ebry famuz band.
Lebenty six tom bonez kawt deh morning sun,
Wif a hunnert and ten corm netz rite behind.
Dhere were ober a fows adn reedz,
Springing up like weedz,
Dhere were hornz uv ebree shape and kind.
Dhere were copper bottum timp a knee in horse platoonz,
Fundering, fundering, awl along deh way.
Dublol bell Ufonimumz adn big bass oonz,
Eech bass oon habbing itz big fat say.
Dere were fifty mowntid cannon in deh batteree,
Fundering, fundering, lowder dan b4.
Klair in netz uv ebry size,
Adn trum petterz hoo’d imp row vize
A full oktav hai~er dan deh skore!
Lebenty six trom bonez hit deh kownter point,
Wyle a hunnert and ten corm netz blazed away.
Tu deh rythum uv Harch! Harch! Harch!
Awl deh kidz beegan tu march,
Adn dey’re marching still rite tuday!
Lebenty six trom bonez led deh Cheez Parade,
Wen deh order to march rang owt lowd adn kleer.
Starting off wif a big bang bong on a Chineez gong,
Bai a big bang bonger at deh rear.
Lebenty six trom bonez hit deh cownter point,
Wyle a hunnert and ten corm netz played deh air.
Den I modestly took mai plais az deh wun and only base,
Adn I oompahed,
OOMPAHED,
OOMPAHED
… UP …
… ADN …
… DOWN …
… DEH …
SKWA-A-A-A-A-A-ARE!!
*Big Flourish*
“Sheza cweenmj.”
and teh ratatat drums.
“Sheza what?” “Sheza what?”
“Sheza cweenmj, an she sells clair in nets
To teh guys in the barn wif teh big trombones
Big brass bayse, big brass bayse!
And the pickle-o, the pickle-o, uniforms too
With oo, shiney gold brade onna cote
An teh big red stripe runnin-” “Well, ai not knoe much aobut bands,
Butt ( ! ) I do knoe yu can’t maek a libbin sellin big trombones, no, sir.
Amanda Lynn Picks, purrhaps,
An herandera choose harp-” “No, teh MJ sells bans, cheez bands.
I not knoe hao seh duzzit.
But seh libs lika cween,
An she postes an she trabbels,
An she ducktaypes an she shines,
An wen teh cween dansdansdansis – Sir Tinly, boyz, wut else?
Teh piper pays her! Yes, sir – yes, sir -
Wen teh cween dansdansdansis – Sir Tinly, boys, wut else?
Teh piper pays her! Yes, sir-”
“Butt ( ! ) she duzn’t knoe teh terrortory!”
TA-DAH!
MOAR tahn awsum!!!
2minions!! A ar full ov awe at this!! Just GRRRRATE!!!
*gigglol*
Mah Momcat iz in dat clip, twirloling a baton!!! (shii beez teh wun next to Timmy Everett & haz hur nayme on teh skreen).
Ai haz a beeeg proud uv mah Momcat.
Happitayl Gnu Yeer, Cheezfrenz!!!
W00t fur nsz Momcat!!!
*Tossiz cweenfetti on NS and hur Mom*
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Happy Gnoo YR!!!
Woot woot for ur momcat! Dat is sum professhunal baton twurling!
Omaigudniss!! Dat’s sew eggsiting!!11!
*runs bak tu luk*
That is so cool! Was she teh one whut sed “Ye gods!” allda time in teh movie? I’ll has to watch it again sometime and see if I see a resemblance to u.
Oh, and could u send me a picture of u, plz? kthxnoturavatar
Yup yup — she iz teh “Ye Gods!” one.
Ai will postify moar pikshurs wun uv deez yeerz. Nawt tonite tho — ai haz a tired.
Annipus dribes teh big red Lundun bus in teh parade.
It iz dekormaraytid awl ober wiv brite cullerd streemerz an heeliyum balloloons shaeped liek kittehs flote abuv it.
Dere iz a band insied playin moozic dat wafts owt throo teh opin windoez. Awn teh opin platform at teh bakk uv teh bus is a tradishunul bus condukter. Insted uv gibbin owt tikkits, him frows sordid candy 2 teh crouds.
I alwais wanted to ride on teh big red Lundun bus (on teh top dek)!
Butt (!) iz dribin teh flote. Owell, teh parayde nawt going bery fast…can tye teh pedal down an get owt fur a minit to ride teh bus an has sum sordid candy…tehy has wunnerful sordid candy in TTI…mebbe can stay a fyoo minits moar…
ooooh!!
*cyclols madly alongside teh big red lundun bus, waving at teh conduktor an teh band*
climz tu deh top uv deh bus and tossiz cweenfettiz ebbreewhair.
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Teh AngelPlume float is awl abowt toona.
Alawng eech syd ob teh float, yello-fin toonaz swimmy-swimmy frum bakk tu frunt. Dey ar moovingfyd by a seekrit chayn dat bringz dem unnerneef teh float tu start ober at teh bakk.
Abuv teh toonaz ar pritty bloo wayvz, mayd frum bloobonnit flowurz, wiff wyt dayzeez fur teh foaminesses.
Abuv dat, at teh tawp ob teh float, ar tu porpussez jumpifying in teh wayvz. Dey is awn seekrit weelz dat brings furst wun den teh uvver rowndy-rowndy lyk dey is jumpin.
Awn eech syd, doan neer teh rode ware ebrywun can reechify eezily, ar ginormus platturz ob toonaz. Up frunt der is raw slysd sasheemyz, den magooro susheez, den kookifyd toonaz lyk u gets in teh cans, den toona salads fur dippin wiff krakkurz oar puttin awn bred fur sammiches.
Papa is unnerneef, owt ob syt, dribin teh float, wyl littul Angelina kitteh is jumpin arown teh float, sumtymz chasin teh toonaz as dey swimmify bai, uvver tymz nommin awn teh toonaz in teh platturs. Sheez so eggsyted kuz deyz awl so gud adn nommilishus!
Happy Gnu Eerz, ebrywun! *nom-nom-chays-nom-nom*
ooh, how byootimus!!
Mezzo skamperz wifaquikness affter teh Angelplume flote! Toona! Nomnonom!
Iz an a-mayz-mint!! da tecnolologiy is nawd-second rayt–cowdogs to yur desinner! whoo whoo!!
Fankeez, melia! (teh sasheemeez pritty gud tu! *nom-nom*)
LCB’s float has a collection of big-flat-screen TVs (don’t ask from where, kthx). LCB and her band of YNGs toss shiny objects to teh onlookers. U doesn’t has to show us any of ur body parts to get them, rly. No, srsly. We mean it!
On teh TV screens is pictures and video clips from all teh fun times we hadded on ICHC in 2009 and also pictures and videos of teh lubbed ones we hadda say kthxbai to during teh year, whether they was teh furry or not.
LCB stops throwing shinies for a moment as a picture of her Esme comes up on a screen. She smiles even though a tear rolls down her cheek, because she misses Esme vry much still but she knows Esme is well now and wif her beloved Tuffy who raised her and her Jethro who we losted 2 years ago almost to teh day.
Plz to tell us about ur lubbed one when u see their picture come up on teh screen.
As Cheezpeeps watch teh screens wif teh pictures from teh funs from last year and of teh lubbed ones losted, LCB and her band play a song.
In teh year Ttwo Thousand and Oh Nine
(wif aplologies to Zager and Evans, “In the Year 2525″)
Look below teh video for teh lol-lyrics.
In teh year two thousand and oh nine
O man was it a time
Of fun-ness of all kines
Let’s rewind…
In teh year two thousand and oh nine
We started wif Safareh Park tours and rides
Everyone hads good times that day
Tour’d Troll Canyon on cars that sway
In teh year two thousand and oh nine
We skweed as Eva grew before our eyes
And bebbeh Cory-Bear too-oo
Our heds all splorted from their cute
In teh year two thousand and oh nine
We had lotsa fuds and lotsa wines
At teh Grand Opening do-oo
NOM and CHEEZ run by Maus and Mu
In teh year two thousand and oh nine
Teh Cheezes threw a party on July 9
It was a ball and a ballgame too
There’s a recap up there on UToob
In teh year coming before ’10
Failpeeps invaded and made fun of teh Cheezfrenz
It was so odd to meet them all that way
But now we’re frenz not ene-mays
In teh year right before ’10
LBT staged plays you might’ve read
There was teh grate “Understudy Tiffs”
“A Likely Story” was just terrif
In teh year two thousand and oh nine
We hadda gath’ring that we called Cheezstock such grate vibes
We celemabrated peace, cheez, lubs and mud
And we haven’t stopped loving…
While it’s been a fun-full year
We has cried some mournful tears
For frenz we lost too soon
Goosey, Ly, Matt too
And while their memies’ brite
We’re basking in teh light
Of cheezfrenz here today
Party as if it’s ur last day…
In teh year two thousand and oh nine
O man was it a time
Of fun-ness of all kines
Let’s rewind…
(FADE)
Whoops. It’s a littlol windy on teh parade route. Looks like some of teh boldness spillified on teh song.
… our elebenty year mission: to boldly lol where no Lol has gone before.
Nebbermind! Go boldly and conquer!!! Ai lubs teh song, LCB!
Thanks, LCB, it’s a beautiful float. I’m missing my googie Girlie, who is now chasing soap bubbles on the other side.
*squeezes* to all the cheezpeeps and their kittehs, and thanks for not nomming fishies today.
*squeezes* fluffy and all the nice failpeeps
Oo! A poorade!!!
*clappity-clappities*
*squeezes and happy new years for the wonderful cheezpeeps!*
Nebbur has tu wur abowt me. ai nebbur ete fishiez. {{{{fluffy}}}}
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Yoo ar wun ov ar britest, shinnest stars fur shur!!
Yoo NEBBER, EBBER fayle to bring sumething noo an wunderful wif yur sawngs. An remind us that Cheezland iz happyer tahn Disneyland eber thot ov being!
*Meezer Mom chears when a pixshur uv hur Mario comes up awn teh screen and poynz him awt tu teh twu new kittehs sittin wif her–a purdy littleh gray an brown Maine coon cat named Cissy (so far) and a big sassy boy cat wif stripey legs and stippley back named Junior*
Hooray for teh Night Watchman an teh bandz an awl teh flohtz. It wuz worf it to stay up awl nite to save tihs seat for teh grate view!
Thanx, LCB. Missin my Lance (one of the World’s best goggies!) I awlso no Lance is playin inde sun. Ifinkso!
*sees foster-kittens Gambit an Stella come up on teh skreens, an wishes they had longer lives, but is glad at least they had a few weeks of feeling like they hadda home an famblee*
*sees teeny foster-kitten Belinda, and Eva’s eben teenier bruvver*
*says a prayer that they all be happy nao*
*grabz shamwow adn wipez aiz.*
*leebz fresh shamwowz fur doez hoo needz dem*
*Tidmum wypes teers taht glitter like dimonds, finkin ov awl her hart kittehs..Nermal,Peaches,Melba,Hartley,Looby-Lou,Icy,Tippex,Louella,Fluffy,Ginger,Maximus Pussicus,Minna,Abby,Sasha…an the Hart goggies George,Holly,Sophie,Mungo an Zak.*
Fare thee well my frenz, I will meet yoo in the meadow wun day.
An I also finks ov Fern hoo is now ‘Fluffy’ an libs ober teh posh side (her is VERY well an floofy an juss wantid to be a only kitteh wiv an old laydee *sniff*)
*sniff*
Uzes teh shamwow cweenmj so thotfullee purrvided.
Awlso thinks ov hur hart kittehs ~
Micky, Licky, Pooh-Bah, Fred, Cat, Thomas, Mitzi, (Orlando, Lionel, Gwenevere), Florian, Shakespeare, Molly. An mai goggies Mickey an Cleopatra.
We will awl meet – oh, ai hoep it is so! in teh Princess Mu Meadow. Tidmum an awl hurr kittehs, prysma-kitteh an awl hur littlol luved wuns.
Teh Meadow – iz it big enuff?? Ov corse!
I miss Josie an Peggy, an hoap teh Meadow iz beeg enuf foar teh two of dem, cuz dey nebber gettid alawng awn earf.
I alsew miss Nicky, teh goggie dat purrtektid me wen I wuz bebbeh.
Alsew, I miss Scotch, teh fwee-leggid goggie who belonged to my aunt an unklol, butt him wuz luvvablol to eberywun.
OH luk!!! Fred!! He’s coming in mai bedroom window in mai aparmetn in Italee. An he’s got hiz frenz wif him – he browt them fur noms!!
An Shakespeare – sitting awn teh tayblol drining cawfee wif me.
An Mitizi!! darling littlol Mitizi wif her tiny, elegant paws.
An Cleo, wif her daisy-chayn crown teh girlz maed fur hur – cuz she wuz SOoo cyoot
An Thomas – briniging in teh volez az prezints fur mai pear ants!
Ai cud watch this flote fur a VERREE long taim!
*runs along teh street beside teh flote*
Oops!
Pardon me.
On no, dint meen to stop on yoo.
Whoopsiee.
Soree.
Oh mai, did ai knock yoo down??
Ai think ai’ll sit bak down nao!
Not to worry, Janet. A commemmemmorative DVD of all teh pictures and videos showed on teh float will be availamable soon at teh Ty Booteek.
Oh, thank teh CC!!!
Ai hoep ai dint hurt enewun too badlee.
Ai awnlee see a fyoo bandajed wuns in teh crowd – oh – an that wun awn crutches!
Butt – that’s nawt az bad az Phillep’s flying dinosaur eeting teh Pirogi Chef!!
{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}} (so nise to seeing yoo agin!)
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Woo hoo!! A parade of kittehs!
Wayte fluffy! wii neber nom frends! welkom tew teh cheeseland parayde!
ifinkso teh kittehs are on their bestest behavior today! besdies wif so many delishus noms being served, we not needs to nomming our frends!
Anom!
Er… ai gree!!!
Iz saef fur fishees an burdees an awl kinds of otter (an odder) creechurs tuday, yeshyeshyesh!!!!!!! *nodnods wifavigrus*
Happy new year, fluffy! Fish are friends, not food!!! You are safe here!
iz ok fluffy. fysh r frends nawt fuds.
*trys tu blocks veew uv AngelPlume’s floaty*
finks of my sweet shiro kitteh, hoo decided to go walk arownd teh wurld after i letted him owt wun evening wen i wuznt supposed to 3 an a haff munfs ago
still keep ekspecting to see him owt on teh patio wun night meowing to come in
{{{{lunarmommy}}}}
I finks ov mai Fin, teh weskued holiday soobeneer BC bebbeh hoo gotted owt an wented awn a lawng walk. I hoaps him is happitayl an sayfe an warm an taht wun day he will cum bak into the open arms ob teh Tidhowse.
Ai hope so tu. {{{{{tidfamblee}}}}}
Mabye he will!
*hugs lunarmommy*
*hugs tidmum too*
*Hugs {{{{{{{ebreewun}}}}}} whose kittehs went aut fur a wawk.*
Silleh shiro… mebbe him nawt stop tu ask fur direkshuns.
Ai hoping him comes back tu yu. {{{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}}}}
*Sees hart kitteh Monty pop ut onda skreen – wif his blackanwyte tux and red collar*
*grabs a shamwow*
*wipes leeky eyes*
Ai noes hees frolikking inda meddow wif all the otter kittehs!
*Mezzomom cawls Mezzo and Paintball tu com see teh pic ob ower deer awld MJ, hoo crawssed teh brij affer a lawng adn mush-luvved lyfe*
*wipes a littlol teer adn smilols tu fink ob MJ playing in teh meddo wif Mister Furry adn Jello adn awl teh uvver hart kittehs*
I haz a wetted i butt iz smilin tu, wen finks of awl kittehs ober yeers haz naow gone. Butt, see dem wen vis it Princess Mu Meadow, an kan sitz an tawk tu dem dere. Fank u LCB, dis iz mai fab o rite floot!
Well put, Mama Cat.
Aidonut fink ai kin be moar creatib wif mah eyez leekin dis badlee.
O luk, dere iz Herbert adn Clémentine, teh BCs hoo left us mennee yeers ago, adn wotching ober ebberywun is Sashapuss, wiv her beeg amber eyes. Rowndin tehm up, keeping wotch ober tehm adn waggin her tayle madlee is Chloe goggie. Finks ov awl teh happee tiems tehy gave us, adn smilols at teh warm memrys.
Minimin and maximin frollik alongsyde teh flotes, finking tihs is teh moast wunndermus prade tehy hab ebber seen!!
Fankyu cheezfrenz fur tihs majiklol momint
ai has a small sad for my goggie riley. Butt(!) is such a happitayl day, it nawt last long!!
O fankees, LCB!!! Wut a wundermus flote!!
Luk! Luk!! Ders mai hart kittehs! Ders Simon, an Matthew an hims bruvver Robin. An ders Robin’s Best Biluvvid, Becca. Ders Ivy, an the torti-laydees Jessica an Rachael. Ders Tyler, hu luvd Delia sew mush! An ders Lucy, mai littol Basemint Cat.
Ai gnu it – deys wif awl mai peepuls, jus lubbin dem. Daddy an Mum, Tim an Nicky an Sandy – crittur peepul, wun an awl! Ai bee wif yu wen its mai tiem, guis – merember ai awlwaes lubs yu!
Wel, DER yu ar!! Ai wuz lukkin foar yu! Peepuls, dis bees Bob #1 – he wuz teh ‘wyold fearul strae’ wut bekaem teh littol kuddelbug in ownlee foar munfs, an wut brottid Percy hoem wun dae, an wuz Percy’s furst Bestist Frend Inn Teh Whirrld.
A floral flote moovs slowly down teh street. Teh flours (mosly rosis) maeks teh pattern ov a Turkish carpet, rising up to a big door cuvverd in cimmammamin bark. Teh door iz a litlol open, an behind it yu can sees litlol glimpse ov blak fays (onion seeds) and glowin yello ize (marigold petals). It’s teh Basement Door, wif Basement Cat!
On teh flote iz ridin sum ov Basement Cat’s minions. Edgar iz sleepin – he wuz up awl nite hidin frum teh fierwerks. Bella is shreddin teh cimmannomminom bark. Hart kitteh BCs Oboe, Clementine, Phoenix, an Vito iz ridin, too.
Tihs flote welcoms awl the minions ov Basement Cat to ride. Hop on Morgan, Inky, Sooty, Cory, and Trick! Hop on awl BCs, and awl hart kitteh BCs! Hop on, awl teh kittehs ov any culler hoo duz teh werk ov Basement Cat! Hop on, mich…mischuf…mischiv…nawty kittehs frum ebberywares!
(Ware’s 2minions? Underneef drivin the flote, wut else? Iz hard werk, bein the Flonquaise ov teh minions ov BC.)
Happitayl Noo Yeer!
Winky hopz on deh flote adn pokez Edgar. “no sleeping during deh prade!” shii sez. Den shii sitz on deh Turkish car pet adn winkz.
Edgar hazza grumpy, butt he waeks up an yawns at Winky. “I sees yur wink an rases a yawn!”
W00t!! Mai littlol BC Fiona just runned an jumped up awn teh flote, too!!! She LUVS bein wif teh otter BCs!!
Just LUK at hur frolic an play! Ai think she’s thining “Ai hav found mai peepl!! Ai’m nast teh awnlee wun!! “
Isis kitteh, hoo krossd teh brij juss ober a yeer ago (ryt befoar Hololoween) luuks fru teh door. Sheez shy arown straynj peeps, but is kumfurtid by awl teh uvver BCs. She hedbonks teh BCs adn hart kittehs, den runz ober tu teh AngelPlume float tu has sum toona adn say hello tu Papa adn Angelina.
Affer a whyl, she cums bakk tu 2minions tu be wiff hur noo BC frens.
Fankies, 2minions (and LCB) fur finkin ob teh hart kittehs tu!
Clem iz shy arownd noo peeps, too, butt she iz happy to share her bery small, privit, way high up, lookowt spot wif Isis. Tehy can see ebbryfing, an nobody can sneek up on tehm.
Ahem. Bella, “nobody” meens “not Bella.” Stop sneeking up on tehm!
Fankeez, Clem. Teh tawp ob teh cat-tree wuz Isis’s fabrit spawt.
She lubbs luukin daon awn ebrywun frum teh sayfty ob ohai-up.
Sheez happytayl tu shayr wiff u *purr-hedbonk*
Oooh — mah hart BCs Kinte & Manny iz on teh float!!! Dey iz hazzin phun playin!!!
*waves to Kinte & Manny*
*taeks a ShamWow to wiep hur leeky eyez*
*Trick lukks arown an occashunally makes lil hisses just tu tell ebreewun him big an bad, but akshully, him batbats at teh rosis, an sniffsniffs at teh simaniniminmimin bark*
*Cory runs rown teh hole float ober an ober an jumps awn awl teh uvver kittehs tu get them tu ressul an teh hole thyme iz purring lyke a, lyk a, lyk a kitteh wif a ginormus purr taht duz nawt haz an off switch*
{{{Abbycat an Lola}}} Ai is sorry fur yur loss.
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Fanks to awl yu Cheezpeeps fur cheerin me up today. Our seenyer kitteh Napoleon is abowt to go to teh brij an ai is berry sad. Hims be 17 yeers an 10 munfs old an has being on teh beta blokkers fur cardiomyopathy since him was 12. Naow he is in teh renal faylure an nuffin can be dun. Hims duz nawt be suffrin, at leest nawt yet, so we be just watchin an waytin.
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Wen hims gets to teh brij, hims belubbed sisstur Cassidy will be dere to greet him, an dat makes me feeling a bit bettur. Him has missinged her muchly since her lefted us lass yeer.
How dis comment get way up heer? Wuz sposed to be at teh end uv teh fred. Sowwy fur teh confoozlement.
Noe confusifying att awl. Iz approp– appro– bery nyce plaice 4 dis kommint. {{{Cassidy an Napoleon}}}
{{{Cassidy}}}
We be here for u when u needs us.
*hoalds Cassidy, Napoleon an der famblee in hur hart*
Wii bees heer foar yu, gibbin yu strenf wif owr luvs.
{{{{{Cassidy adn Napoleon}}}}}
We lost our Sasha-kitteh at 17 yeers old, awlso from teh renal faylure. Iz berri hard wen tehy go, butt tehy leeves so mennee gud memrys adn alwaiz haz teh sekrit playce in our harts.
Fank you, K3K1G, upfi, nicewitch, an miniminsmum. Cheezpeeps be teh bestest!
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Ai prolly shood have wayted to post dat, becuz eberywun wuz hasing so mush fun at teh parade. Ai is sowwy fur bringin a sad into it.
Nawt tu pollojising!! An nawt tu waet wen yu needs tu saeing sumfing, eevur! Awl ob lief bees liek dis – happees saem tiem as sads, gud saem tiem as bad, hard saem tiem as eesee. Jus bring wut bees reel an troo foar yu – yu wil AWLWAES fynd teh opin, lisning harts. Reed fru teh prayde, an yule cee – wii hassing teers ob joi an sadniss, gud memrees an hard wuns, awlwaes wif luv an caering frum eech uvver. {{{Cassidy}}} O, an in caes ur wundring, ai wuz traynd tu ‘nawt bovver peepul, nawt upset dem’, tu, an dis plaes teeching mii dat ai saef heer. Leen awn us.
Ai so sorry, Cassidy… ai hatehateHATE renal failure, iz a terribul fing (ai lost mai Nermal to it iin 2003).
Ai glad him nawt suffring, an can has longer wif yu ryte nao fur luvs.
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Fank yu, nicewitch an Prysma! I did enjoi mememberin awl mai hart kittehs ober teh yeers, an it wuz grate to see eberywun else hasing so mush fun.
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Nex tiem Cheezland be hasing a sellabrashun, ai hoeps to bee part uv it. An it reely is grate to noe dis wunnerful plase wif awl yu wunnerful peeps! Cheezland iz teh bestest egg sample uv a “onlien commewnitee” dat ai can fink uv!
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Happitayl Noo Yeer to eberywun!
ohai, cassidy, ai hopes yoo finds mai commint heer
ai werks at a plase that provides homes fur peeps hoo has teh HIV pawsitive, an sum ob tehm duz teh diyalississ an sumtimes tehy jus gets tired an stawps it. wun ob mai cowerkers sedd its an eesy wai tew go, yoo jus go tew sleep an nawt wake up. ai hopes is same fur kittehs sins sew mennee go taht wai tew. I was with wun ob owr guys less tahn 12 howrs before he went ober teh brijj an he wuz in no pain, jus skeered. Iz mush better wai than mennee wais teh HIV positive peeps can die, ifinkso.
Mii hart goes owt tew yoo.
Fank yu, mugglemary. Mai hubcat be a peeple dr. an he sez dat teh reenal faylure is nawt usually paynful. Teh kitteh duz nawt seem to being in payn; he iz jus “there.” Wee be hopin dat he will go dat way — doze off an nawt waken. We has a amayzed dat he has libbed dis long sints teh cardiomyopathy diagnosis. Him wuz a street kitteh hoo surbibed his nawt-sekond 8 munfs on teh street — a berry strawng kitteh indeed.
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Hats awf to yu fur yur werk wif teh HIV pashunts. I fink dere be a speshul plaec in Heaven fur peeps liek yu.
Catslaves flowt pullz into line. It is a large dawg howse wif a red roof and the whyte sides. The whyte sides haz simulated bullet wholes in them. On the rowf ub the dawg howse is “Snoopy” in hymz aviateor gogglez and whyte Scarf day blowz in the breeze. Around hymnz hed fly elebenty radidio comptroled ayre plains dat goez zooming in and owt in corm- pli- cated patternz.
Frum speakerz dat be hidded on the flowt cumz the song “Snoopy vs” the Red Barron ( Snoopy’s Christmas ”)
Mewsic
Dat b mai faborit Lolmas song!!!
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dukzgoosez an airrant airplane*keshet’s floaty komez floatying doun teh parayd roote an et iz floatying! fanks tu teh geeyusis at d’Beaker labz teh floaty floats onna cooshun uv waters taht iz floeyng doun teh parayd roote, butt majikally (oar iz taht scientiffikally?) duzzent leefs ani watturs beehinds. teh floaty iz cuvvurd en red an yello an pynk an wyte begonias an izzan ohmaj tu teh mad hattur’s tee parti wifa hyooge hat anna teepot.
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oooh wow! tahts so cool!!! an flotey!!
Wut a grate idea, using teh watters to flote teh floaty! Teh creatib mind ov keshet an teh tek…telc…teck… bild-it smarts ov Pd’B, werkin togever!
fankies, butt ai hazza wurried
*rings handz*
ai iz wurried taht teh lass minnut reqwest fur teh floaty float haz keeped teh d’Beaker floaty frum beeying reddy.
ai iz reeleeved! teh d’Beaker floaty haz arryved!
I b postifying dis fur Italiana, hoo b spendifying deh day wif hur famblee.
Adn heer kums Italiana’z flote! Itza hyooj flooffee klowd mayded uv kawtun kandee hoaldeng a goaldun suop pawt. Sturreng teh suop pawt izz teh lublollee Faerie Gawdmamma, hoo izz sturreng-sturreng-sturreng wifawl hur myt, wiffa jyant ktystul koktayl sturrifyer.
Teh klowd izz tethured (soe itz noe floatz awayz) bai foar OOH! SHINEY!! sylbur chaynz, wich arr hoalded bai liddlol fattz faeries hoo arr dresst inz sheff’s toques adn aypurrnz. Eech sheff faerie hazza pokkit inz teh aypurrn wich kontaynza bebbeh kitteh hoo kawses SPLORTZ amung teh unsus … unsisp … teh peeplol alawng teh prayde root hoo arr nawt useta teh inevvitablol SPLORTIN’.
Teh Faerie Gawdmama’s asis … asess … helpurz arr frowifyeng CHRG (wdoi – cartoonieses uv sheff faeries, akshully), adn majiklol dukkytaep wif raynboes awn itz, soe teh skye izz fyll’d wif raynboeses!
*waves at Italiana az her pedlols by*
ohai Italiana!! taht iz wundermus flote!!
heer comes teh lunarmommy on her liddle old red tricycle, reskyood frum teh trash an polished till yoo needs sunglasses to luk at it!! 8) wif leggos glood all ober it, an baloloons tyed to it wif long shiny ribbons floting in teh air, an sparkly streemers taht teh cween gibbed me flying frum teh handlolbars!! an tehr iz two horns on teh frunt: wun iz blasting owt “Planet Claire” by teh 52-B’z an teh ovver iz shooting owt kandeez to teh crowd!!
(embedded band fayl, trying agin)
I rememembereres teh litlol old red tricycle. Iz mai favrit racin behicle in Cheezland!
* WRr ridez awn teh big white adn blak snoe tigger. WRR holdz teh stik wif teh cheezburgur just in frun uf teh tigger tu gtz him tu go where he wantz tu goes.
WRr realizes der are no brakes awn teh tiggur, finks dis wuz nawt teh so gud idea*
Oo, hansum tigger! Has tigger smelled Williboi’s Burhgers, Stakes n’ Sordid Meets Flowt yet?
Mebbe tehre otter habbin brakes…
yesh, ifinsko taht tiger will stop wunse him gets a wiff of teh taysty noms up ahed!
*huffhuffhuff* phew, jst finishded my float in tyme *wyps swett frm egsited brow* Plees tu be agseptifying mai entree tu teh parayd!
Gizmo’s float is pulled bai for shiney and happee horsees wif purty silver brydles. Teh float itself is a beeeg purplol bolloon wif bubblol blowers dat blow bubblols full uf shiney glittery sparkloly confetee dat fill teh skys. Kittehs can clym up teh ramp att teh bak adn sleep and snugglol on teh beeneybags dat ar up on teh top uf teh bolloon. A cleber littlol trollee trundlols along besides, surving sordid drinks adn nibblols tu ebberyone. Plees tu be halpin yurselves
Fankies, Gizmo! *2minions happily halps hersalf to sordid drinks an nibblols* Goze nise wif teh sordid candy frum the Lundun bus!
*2minions pets happee horsees on big soft nosis*
klappity-klap….
Ai luvs a purrayde!!
*pedlol pedlol pedlol*
me too!!
Parrothead fliez obur, wif strings attached tu hur laigs. Hur iz followed bai a hole flawk ov byootiful burdies, sum parrits, sum sum mCcaws, sum duvs, sum eeglols, an sordid otter burdies. Dese burdies haz been assured by Parrothead dat dey are the purfekklee sayfe heer, but sum iz still a liddlol nerbuss.
All the burdies hab these strings attasht tu dere legs. Pleeze to luk at the odder end ov the strings, and yu will see Parrothead’s parade float, suspended in the ayre by the burdies!
The float iz cubbured wif sparkle papurz, in awl culurs. Dere iz sparkle fringe stuffz around the edges, flippering in the breeze. Floating obur the float izza banner dat reads “Happytayle Gnu Yeer Cheezfrens!”
Riding awn the float are moar burdies ov all descriptions, and dey are sitting on a skulpchur ov a byootimus kitteh, wut changez culurs evuree fyoo sekkunds tu luk lyke the awl kittehz ov cheezland, at wun time oar annuder. The burdies are happilee schmooing the kitteh, an sum are doing the ‘happee parrot dans’ inna sort ov conga line around the statchew. Dese happee dansin burdies are waving, and tossing sawt plasteek boddlols ov wrinklol creem, and sum chokklit possums, and sum birdee-shaped beeds, into the cheering crowd.
Parrothead’s float iz cawled, ““Bee kind to yur fine fevered frens.” It purmotes burdee-kitteh (and otter beans) harmonee.
Parrothead hopes to git a good spot in the lineup, because dis float iz getting heavee! We may haz tu do wun ov dem geese fings where we chanj formshun, fourdanmtion, um, chanj playces.
HAPPY NEW YEAR CHEEZFRENS! Ai lubs yu awl!
ai didunt noh otters culd flys.
Ooh. Dis is so purdy.
STRINGZ! *run-run-jump*
Hay! Wayrd it go? Cum bakk heer!
*run-run-jump-snag-rawwwr!*
Ohai der, littlol burdee! Hao is u tuday?
Luuk! Moar flying strings! *run-run-jump-pantpantpant*
Hmm, it sertinly is windy tuday.
Teh italiks gawt blowd awl ober teh playse!
Oooh, luuk – moar flyin string! *run-jump-snag!-run-jump*
**float tipz precaree uslee** Onose AngelPlume! Yu mussed nawt plai wif dese strings! Heer, hazza beeds!
I postifying dis fur Williboi, hoo haz no innertuubz at home, but is wif us in spirit tuday.
Williboi’s Burhgers, Stakes n’ Sordid Meets Flowt enturs da purayde lion
Iz pooled bai an brite read splortskar wif awl ets lites flashin an sirens goen
woop… breeek breek… neenaw neenaw… boop boop de boop….
Inn da trunke williboi haz lawts ob larje fierwurks fro sillbraytin laiter
Dere iz an roe ob smoking hawt Binford Burnmaster 6100’s grillin upp cheezburgers, king salmuns, porke chawps, tee boan stakes an ob cors shwimps….lawts ob shwimps…
Da grillmasturs iz asisstid bai NYG’s hoo halp surf da hongree cheezfrens wif plaits loded hie wif nommy metes an sigheds ob friis, onjin wrings, tatur salud an baykd beens….
Da bak ind ob da flowt haz da barr serbin da drinksees ob yur choyse !
kew da konfetti kannun (yoinked frum FB…hoap dey doan notiss)
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Heers an paw inn yur eye an a purr inn yur eer!!
Injoi da Noo Yeer mai cheesy frens!!!!
*waves at williboi az her pedlols by*
ooh, i’ll haz cheezburgers an onyin ringz!! gots to keep my strenf up for all dis peddloling!
Oooh, shwimps adn slammons! dansdansdans! Aifinkso ai’s gettin a hongry!
…hears cannon and looks around for tomato soup .
Nope!! ai dont think DavecanhasDrTinyCat will EBBER live tath down!!
*Upfi’s float has a floral theme, too – or, no, dere be edible plants, too! It’s a big pickup truck wif teh sides all covered in red tulips ad yellow daffodils. In teh middle you see a large display of nommable leafs – salads, lettuces, spinach, rucola – and even sum carrots!
Many colorful butterfly-shaped balloons are tied to teh truck and Upfi waves at teh onlookers and throws little bags wif flower seeds to teh peeps – pweeze plant sum flowers for the flutter-byes and teh bees in ur gardens and balconees!!
Are dose lil rabbitz chasing Upfi’s float to haz a nibble? Dont stop taht float!
Rabbitses???? After may presshus float????
Ha! Ai noes marshal arts!
ai iz shur tehy iz onli wunting tu halps wif cleening ups teh floaty aftur teh parayd.
Dat be ok – when teh parayd is finished, ai wudn’t want to let the ediblol decorashuns go to waste! Waste not, want not!
But duz Marshul Art noze yu?
Aifinkso, Ladymonde! Ai goes to bisit twice a week! AND on gnu year’s eve!
{{{{upfi}}}}} datz gud tu noze. Haow iz Art deze daiz?
Quite well, has gained a cuppel of pounds over teh holly days. U noes hao it is…
Iz ok. ai lubz a man in yoony from, speshlee wif a star onit.Nd ai shur du noze abowt da cupul pwondz.
A large banner flows out behind Upfi’s truck. Look, it’s got words on it:
Happi Nood Rear to awl teh cheezpeeps!!!!
*casts nasturtiums at upfi’s remarks*
*provides pansy fants, erm, fancy pants for cover up*
*Upfi luks at fancy pants wif puzzlolment – shud she go into teh rite or teh left trowser leg? Wot to do, wot to do*
*noms on nasturshums while pondering teh difficult kweshun*
hmmm. mebbee jest use teh pansy fants, den.
Oh, ai think Upfi luks reelee prittee in teh pansy fants.
Ai doo bleeve it will soon be teh verree HITE ov fahsun. Ebreewun will be waring tehm
Wif a plaid hat!
Oh yes!!! Teh plaid hat is de riguer!!! ‘
NO wun hoo IZ enewun wud THINK ov going out an be scene in public wiffaut teh plaid hat!
Did yoo see teh laytest nooz frum Vienna?? Peepl were akshoolee rioting in teh streetz becuz teh store next to Demel’s ran out ov tehm!!
ROFL!!!
Iz owtrajus wen stor duz nawt stalk enuf ub fingz peepulz wantz.Finkso ai nawt goze bak dere.
Happee Noo Yeer to yoo, deer ladymonde!
Close on teh heals of upfi’s flote is a fleury of motion and there a peas a flote whif delishus shmellins cumin from it.
Sweetpea petals in all different colours are decorating the base, held in place by magic tendrils (which wil pinch you if you try to eat them without permisshuns; you can has some, if you ask nicely and use the magic word) .
Cream colored shweetpea petals cover forms of magically dancing llamitas which kick up their heels , so watchoutand keep your paws to yrsef!!
Mais Oui, her ebil twin Mais Non, Sweetpea, Dis Dane, Chopp’d Livah Grrl, Merry 0′Hobbit, Fyumi Gator Et Al, are casting nasturtiums ,at the crowd, who are catching them (the nasturtiums, not the DID crewe), and adding them to the salad (yesh, they are ediblol and spicee: the nasturtiums not teh DID crewe).
Music is being played by a peas ful b0rg guitarra ensemble in pruvyan chullos. shhhhhh listen:
They are playing “Let There Be Peace on Earth,”.
Everyone paws for a moment of quiet reflolection, sending good beams, thoughts and prayers to all Huge Manatees and humanity, for that matter..
Then the Conga Ratatatatats Percussion section (trained by Teatoe Puente) starts up “Let There be Peas on Earth, and Let it Beguine with Me” and the Merengue Skwirlols and Salsa Chips dansdansdans to the maisoui ment 0 teh crowd.
Doubllooons with “Round Tuit” embossed on them are also being tossed to those in the crowd who say “Throw me something mistah” But, pls to be keeping your shirt on. This is a fambly parade, at least this part.
*Upfi luks worried – she no wears clothes as a caterpillar*
But hey! Woot woot!! Wot a wunnermus float! And ai lubs teh DID crew! And Mary O, of course!
*Upfi waves happily and noms on a yellow nasturtium she caught*
*looks askance and casts nasturtiums at upfi*
Tiz indeed a moast wundermaus flote!
*Catchez LOTS ov nasturshun an putz them in a reelee purdee vase.*
FireRN1s flowty ting joyns teh line…humungus glass with teh Root Beer foaminating at teh top! An jus when U think it’s gonna oberflow……PLOPP1!!1!!!!! A gynormous skoop ov da nilla iscreem falls into it frum NOWHERE!!! (iz mistereous!) Iz awlso root beer flote.
**snork**
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Root Beerz Flote Flote
Unnerneeth iz filled wit teh dri ize for to keeps it chillee
And frothee. Will be tossin marshmallows awt, sum with
the sprinkels, sum wifowt. Musik comin frum the flote
playin “Teddy Bear’s Picnik”
We awl skeem fur eyes kreem.
Ooh, ai luvs me sum root beerz flote!
Oh, ai do TOO! Root Beer Flotes are mai moast favrit!
YAYAYAYA fur teh Root Beerz Flote Flote!!
iz tehr still sum root beer flotes?? yumyumyum!!
*the sound of a lonely piper floats in*
*comes in onna float – powered by awl the happeh gnus roaming round cheezland these days*
*it is built up of a multeetude of cheesepuffs made with whiskee marinaytid cheddar frum TTI and is compleetleh ediblol*
*on each side there are shamper-fountayns and hawrd of fyremens stand wif trays an distribute the shampers to all in cheezeland*
*At the weel is a hansum fyremen – neggst to him, is Nennepus dressed up inna gold dress wif sparklers inher hare*
*shes wawing at everywun and lets elebenty glittery, shinee balloons go in de ayre*
*a bit further up the booleeward, the fyremens sets off giant sparklers all round the float*
Thanks to the YNGs and awl the fyremens – teh float is reconstructed!
Happy noo year everyone!!!
Fanks for making my days briter and moar ufny!
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*madly pedlols by, wavin at teh firemanz*
ohai nennepus, taht iz amayzing flote!
*waives back*
*sends wun fyremen down to LM – he paddlols maddlee with LM on his shoulders whyle she sips shampayn and noms cheezepuffs*
Nice going LM!!!
ooh, clappity clappity!! I luvs dis one 2!!
*nomsipnomsips sum cheezypoofs adn shampers*
Fanks, Nennepuss!
Mah goggeh sings a long wiv teh moosik and mah tabby kitteh coemz 2 lissen.
heer comes teh burfday fairy, fluttering abuv teh crowds wif her byootiful wingz. four mostly-reformifyed trolz iz walking below her, wering luvly costyoom wingz an carrying baskits. burfday fairy waves teh majik burfday wand an a big silken banner unfurls taht sez HAPPEE BURFDAY to The-Jolt-Master, Kandu2, Octobre-sound, empirecola, an Carotte an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!!!! teh reformifyed trolz iz tossing festibly-dekorated cuppiecaeks an kandees to teh onlookers an parade partycipants. tehr iz fowntins ob sparkly aprty punch rolling by. teh burfday fairy iz carrying agiant goodie bag and tossing goodies owt ob it to evreewun — all teh favrites frum teh last yeer like bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, bownsy balls wif snoglobe seens inside, yoyos taht wissle fun songs wen tehy yoyo, an the evar-popyoolar snoglobe boblolhed akshun figyurs (az inbented by LCB) feechuring LCB, Ginness Piggeh, an kimkiwi, wind-up dansing babbeh zombie dollz, sekrit ajint hats an sunglasses, fevver boas an jooleries in bright shiny colors, shiny sparkly fuzzy puffy googly-eyed stikkers, coluring bukis wif boxses ob elebenty-eight crayns wif bilded in sharperners an all teh ovver fun fings!!! an more kandee!! an fansee aprty hats an noyzemakers!!!
an her swishes her burfday wand again to make all yor burfday wishes come troo and for evreewun to habbing a Hapy Noo Yeer!!!!
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Woot, woot!!!! Fank u, burfday fairy! ANd happy gnu year to you! And happi burfday to carotte and awl teh others!! May u have a wunnermus burfday today!
*bounces teh bouncy ball wif wun feelur and plays teh whistling yoyo wif teh other*
*wears party hat rakishly askew on head*
Happy burfday carotte!
Burfday fairy, burfday fairy – WAITTTTTTT!!! We have forgotten (nawt been told?? the burfday of a VIC – a very important cheezpeep! Phillipe d’Beaker!
onai gudness grayshus!!!!
how’d i miss that???? 
happee burfday to phillipe d/beaker too!!!! *qwikly inbents P d’B boblol-hed snoglobe akshun figures ob phillippe wif teh snoglob ober himz boblolhed filled wif little beekers, bunsin burners, subatomic particlols, an minified Very Larje (yet teeny) Haldron Colliders*
Psst. Aifink it beez AfriCat’s burfday azwell (if ai iz nawt gettin mah cheezfrendz on FaceBook confuzzled). Dere be four cheezpeeps ober dere dat haz teh burfdays today!
No, AfriCat’s burfday is 8th of January according to Faithbuk. Can’t fink of anywum else, though, rite now.
i kno hoo yoo iz finkig ob, donut knowz himz cheezland name hoo haz himz burfday today. mebbee yoo kan plz to sending me messij on faysbuk hoo else yoo haz spotted an i will letting teh burfdayfairy kno?
*whispurrs – ACs burfday is jan. 8th*
I think peeps *think* itz pdb’s birfday today but we celemabrated his birfday last year on teh April 27.
My guess is that Dr. d’Beaker was too absent-minded to update his birfday on his FB profile so it stayed listed as teh default birfday of January 1rd.
Either that or pdb is two peeps and I donot wannt think about teh circumstances.
*pondurs Pd’B beeyng tu peeplols leik Jeklol an Hydes. finks LCB iz rite an iz bettur tu nawt fink uv sush fings*
duz aniwun nohs wen Igor’s burfday iz?
*is utterly confoozled nao but is inclined to believe LCB – after awl, no shiny things are involved*
‘k, ai take it back, then. Yes, his profile on ICHC says 27 April. SAWRY!!!!
but hiz Facebook says January 1rd. I think he just wants two burfdaes.
Ai went detekting an found this awn hiz profyle!
I’m a man in byootiful noo england.
You can wish me a happy birthday on April 27th.
About Me
I’m a scientist, working at the exciting d’Beaker Laboratories.
So – we can awl relax an saive up ar burfday greetings til April!!
I say we sillybrate bofe. Any body else want to chip in on a case of Early My Ear flax for him? He goes through alot of them.
*chips in sum munnies*
ohai eberybuddy thanks you for the birthday wishes … it is always good to get the good wishes … but (!!) today is nawt my birfday. As some peoples have pointed out, my birthday is being the 27rd of April. The January 1th thing is … um … er … uh … a hiccup in the space-time continue yum. Yep, that’s the story. A hiccup.
But, since ai has gotten a nextra “happy birthday” wishes, ai will hereby pass them along to everyone else. Even if it’s yer nawt-birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
I think all da horsies havz da Jan. 1st burfdays.
*goes to ask mr. pj* Himz feld asleep…Oh, well, don’t laff at me..somtimes mr. pj playz tricks juss to fool me..
Awl mai kittehs has teh Joolai 1 burfdai, awn teh saem prink … purns… prinpis…aideer dat teh maff bees simplur dat wae.
OMCC!!! Ai dont care if itz his burfday oar nawt, ai REEEEELEEEE reelee want wun ov those snoglobes!!!! Speshullev wif teh GLORIOuS minified Very Larje (yet tiny) Hadron Colliders!!!!!
happi burfdai tu awl teh gnu jeers babehs!
whao hoo! Is gud you have de firemans–de sparlols is getting purty close to yr hayres!!
Heer corms Mama Cat, wifs herr floot ob wite fwuffy huge man a tee a mount of moun tans ob shtuff. Look, Mama Cat’s res q ed babbehs Princess, Mama, Tigger, Frenchy, Sonny, Max, Baloo, Miss Sippy, Katrina, DeeDee, Oliver, Mowgli and Zebby r ridden teh floot, frowing shtuff! Iz maj a kal snow! Lookz liek snow, butt iz nawt cowd! Iz fwuffy, iz wite, iz tu maek sno ow balls wif, butt no cowd! Mama Cat waves at awl herz cheezfrends, hu mite nawt member herz cuz she lurkz sew much, but she reeds and haz tu come tu deh pr aide!
Look, look, Mowgli an Baloo maek tunn els in maj i call sno! An haz duh sno fites! Frow, Frow, Frow deh maj i call snow!!!
*wavez ohai tu mama cat az hur floatez bai*
Dis b mai kinda snow!!
*makez a snow man wif deh fun snow*
O Hai mai cween! I haz a happity!
Happity Gnu Yeers to U!
*tosses cweeenfetti on MamaCat
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Happy Noo Yeerz
Izza gud fing, den, dat yu can maekifying teh sno bals wif it.
*prawmissis tu goes tu teh Nawty Barn aftur teh prayde*
ooh, so many luvely kittehs!
Dis iz da mos wunnerfullest parraid ai hav ebbur ceen! *clappity clappity* olook! ober dere! *wabes to awl da cheezpeeps* happee noo yeer!1!!! dis gonna be da besst wun ebber!
*madly pedlols by on liddle red tricyclol*
ohai cowdogwah!
ai haz nebber seen such a fantazmagorikal parade!
*madly pedlols by on liddle red tricyclol*
ohai fireRN1!
*flip flip flipz, cartweels, throws baton in air…catchez, spinz*
oooh…
*hazza impressd*
*Announcer voice*
Well folks, it’s a beautiful day here in cheese land! The sun is shining, the banners are waving and the parade looks wonderful! But…how strange….there’s an unexpected gap
In the parade float line up. What could have happened?
*and suddenly…from far, far away…the faint sound of bickering is heard*
ROFL!!!! Dis way, guys! OVer here!!!
ROFLPIMP!
“cyoot an cuddlolly, boiz. cyoot an cuddloly”
oh, da chuckles and da giggloling. yay!! dansdansdans!!
Ai lub it!!
This iz wun ov teh gratest flotes EBBER!!!
yoo iz very talinted lolflote maker!
Tidmum rolls in…late as yooshul
..on her (t)rusty trysikkle wiv streemers in the handlols,a shy knee bell…an 3 flat tyers O.o (HALP!!!! GP where are yoo???)..
in teh baskitt on teh back, sit Mortimer an Reeves dressed in warm floofy coats taht feel like belbet.Teir bloo iyes sparklol wiv glee at their nawt sekkund ebbar Cheezland purrrade an awl the shiney sparlee fun fings that be awn the Cheezfloats…*batt batt patt YOINK!!* at teh fings of inturrest…Oooh Shiney….!!!
Hazel bee drayped on Tidmums sholders keepin her warm cos she lowsted her skarf…again O.o…
HAPPY NEW YEAR *toottoootooooooooooT*
*PoP!! WHEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* go the party streemers an shampayne korks*…
Tidmums attire cormsists ob knitted kitteh hed slipper sox,Pj’s wiv Kittehs an paw prints an a biiig floofy dressing gown atopped by the Hazilmowse,skwirrl eerings,shinee rings wot Mr T.M baid elebenty yeers afpurr tehy woz akshully ingayged an marrijed
an e nekliss ob garnet an purrls.
AN wiv her she carries a majjikal bag.In teh Bag is majjiklol dust taht she sprinklols awl ober teh Whirld wishin Helf, Welf an Happitaylness to ebreewun.
**Red sneeks up an YOINKS Hazel wifakwikness**
*Upfi sneeks up behind rhsb and YOINKS Hazel frum her and returns her to tidmum wif a kwikness*
RED! Tidmum already lost a kitteh in 2009! U no can has! U got ur own nao anyway!
Awwww…..
I wuz jus gonna haz a guud luuk at hur inna lite, iz awl.
**powtz**
RED! hawo menne tiemz ai tel yu lebe mai grankitteh alaon? Heer ai kumz tu grete Tm, so releved she stil haz hur red trisikul. (Ai se anuvvur wun nd fawt hurz wuz stolend) {{{{{ TM}}}}} happines birfdai nekz weke .*shur wud liek dis fing beddur if it dint goze bak tu tawp ebree tiem ai poast oar luk at sumfingz speshul.*
{{{{{Ladymonde}}}}}}}
aw fankees
Is lots ob fambly burpdais negstt week week week int it?
I knoes a ‘sister’? has wun?…I cant get in mai profyle an chek O.o
Yis, yur sisstur iz being “owld” . Kulurz hur harz ebree 3 wekez nawo. oh, we haz kum knee at dor. Se yu awl laiturz. Haz a gud nu year, ebreewunz.
Tidmum, yu alwais has teh styles!
Mai teh gnu ears maek yu helfy, welfy, an no wiser tehn yu wants to be!
Fanx 2minions
I is wise in teh wayz ob Cumfy an warm
I mite be middlol ayged, but I r a kitten at hart
An I trooly do whish for ebberfing nice for mai Cheezfrenz an ozzer peeps in teh whirld.
I has blessin cownts ebreeday for whut I has.I is a lukky Tid aifinkso
Ooooo – fankees foar teh remynduring, Tidmum!
*gets owt Jurnul ob Gratteetoods*
Mai Litz ob Blessinks (bai mii, Nicewitch)
1. Cheezfrends
2. Cheezland
3. mai kittehs
4. cheez (ai has a hongree. BRB)
*brings tidmum sum spare tricyclol tires, grabs teh burfday fairy’s trolz to help putting tehm on tidmum’s tricyclol*
*tossez cweenfetti awl ober tidmum, rhsb, 2minions, & lunarmommy
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Happy Gnue Yeer!!
Ooooh fankies lunarmommy
…teh trysikkle needs MUTSH lub an attenshun an trollbow greese to mayke it rydabble agen.
Taht Guinness Piggeh,wehn him bissited teh Tidhowse in teh summar,him looked at mah (t)rusty trysikkle an sed “Oh WOW! It am a COOL fing!!”…then him lookkd closer an hiim did hims whirld faymowse
*slow sad headshake*
The Tidhowse summar projek, maybe? Tehn I can has bysikkle rydes wiv Ambercat an Guinness Piggeh
Oooo, dis bee teh bestest prad eber! Ooooh, shineee……. (Mama Cat goes rolling off her flooot chassen shinees)
Next in da parade is a picklol barrel train. Dis is fing from small town parades. The farmer guys make them frum barrels and string them together and pull them with the liddol tractors. Each barrel holds wun purrsun. Is usually kids but I has seen grownups squashified into them, too! Anybudy who want to be in teh parade and duz nawt have a huge float to ryde, yu climb into wun uf the barrels so we can join the parade
o, o, o, we haz dem at pradez heer, i bee tinking hubcat bee tinking ob may king wun, ifinkso!
Mama Cat waves waves waves at carosue
waves bac wif best parade wave!
Hao neet! I neber seen wun wif piklols, butt ( ! ) I ridinged in wun painted liek cows tihs Hallolween.
*2minions climes into a piklol barrel, wundering if she forgettinged sumthing*
The trackor revs up, going puttaputtaputt!
Ohno, ai just remememberered sumfing – Iz sposed to be dribing my flote!
Can we stop teh trackor plees? Just fur minit?
wi can hassa YNG dryv et fore yu.
Ossim idea – nao I can has a cheezburger frum Williboi’s flote!
FangQ, keshet!
Red comez in, havvin skweezd in2 hur owld band yooniform.
Followin hur iz Dini an Sarah, who haz been turnd in2 wun-kitteh bandz! Dere be bellz awn dere tayles, cymblols drumz awn dere legz.
Red iz tryin hur bestest to conduckt teh kitteh-band, butt yoo kno how kittehs be, an dey nawt coopurraytin, maykin teh crowd haz a gud laff.
Oh well, iz foar a gud cawse, rite?
Hao duz yu gets tehm to ware bellz an symblols? Edgar and Bella eben haets collers!
Tihs mite be teh most amayzin fing inna hole prade!
**pullz up sleevs of yooniform, showin 2minions teh damadj awn hur awmz**
Cud be noo job fur Burfdai Fairy’s trolls – kitteh dressers!
liek dis?
Aaaaaand around teh corner of JCH4K Blvd, neerly clippin teh JCH4K fowntin, and tehn turnin onto JCH4K Avenue, comezs Mugglemary! Bein pulled by 8 byooootifulleee polished YNG who r nicely silver leafed and gleamin under teh glow from teh 12 flambeaux on horsebak, bearin torches in teh New Orleans fashion, dis float is truly a sight 2 behold! teh matched blakk horses r wearin tradishunal horse masks and blankets of silver lameyz decorated wif clear rhinestones sew thay move suggestively wif each horse’s sliteest prance. tehir riders r wearin identical costumezs, and alsew move suggestively, 2 teh waitin crowd’s delite!
Sittin on a huge red cumfee char on teh highest point of teh float, Mugglemary is truly resplendent in a full-length faux ermine gown wif teh black points 4min curve-flatterin V’s, held up by extra- strength lawsawnya straps. ovar dis, she is wearin a lovely full-length faux mink coat wif a shawl collar doublin as a hood framin her elegant face. She is wavin her best Qween Elizabeth II royal wave, wearin above-teh-elbow black satin gloves and croonin “Hellloooooo! halloooooooo!” in her best imitashun of Jon Stewart imitatin said Qween. Her multicolored gem tiara is sparklin madly in teh sun, as r her matchin bracelets and earrings, castin lovely prisms ovar teh watchin crowd, in honor of our beloved Prysma-Kitteh!
Her float is crowned by two clusters of palm trees completely covared in silver tinsel, wif long silver tinsel strands danglin from teh leaves movin mahsteriously in teh breeze generated by teh float’s smooth procession along JCH4K Avenue. tehre r numezrous Kong Wubbas and Fat Cat toys suspended from teh palm’s branches as well, 2 teh delite of several residents of teh Princess Mu meddow who have gleefully joined in teh fun! Mugglemary interrupts her wavin 2 dip into a hewmungus purple velvet bag and grab handfuls of Mardi Gras beads made of tiny kitteh shaped real carved gems and toss tehm into teh waitin crowd in response 2 teh cries of “hay Muggle! Throw mez sumthin!” Everyone grabs beads, and thay magically trans4m into teh catcher’s birfstone.
Behind teh cumfy char is an apparatus dat shoots giant sparklers into teh air, scatterin catnip and silver foil-wrapped kitteh shaped chocolates ovar teh spectators. Written in red roses just above Mugglemary’s head is teh mezssage 2 all Cheezland, “Welcomez, 2010!”
teh music dat blasts over teh red rose strewn plat4m of teh float is mostly disco, Qween, an ELO, incitin much dans dans dansin and pransin amongst teh watchers and floaters, kitteh an hyooman alike. (an parruts an skwirrls an pinnee gigs, etc.) Floatin along behind Mugglemary r huge balloons wif likenesses of teh foundlin kittehs halped by all teh peeps of cheezland, wif Eva teh Diva an her liddel angel brudder paw in paw, leadin teh way!
Mama Cat wabes at Muggle Mary. Frow sum fing herez pweeze!
*Catchez sum chokklitz.
*Throze sum cweenfettiz
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*looks at the float in aw an amazmint*
wow!!!
Indeed!!
WOW!!!
* Hazza a “Wow!” moe mint *
Ohai PB – welkum bak, adn a Yappy Hooj Reer to yu
Pitee yu misst teh prade, it woz a trooly grate moe mint!
Hao woz teh beech?
* PB iz at teh tail ob teh purr raid adn spotz a fren waivin nd corlin owt tu himz !! Yoo Hooz bak !! *
Ohai mmm !! {{mmm}} fur teh Nyu Yeer !!
Ime wotchin teh flutterbyes ob Nicewitch juss nao !!
* PB finks ob JCH4K whu orlwaiz wanderz bak in tiem tu sai “hi” tu nyu cawmintz awn awld fredz .. *
Teh beech wuz teh gud !! Waz juss rite adn lotz ob awld frenz get togebber a smorl numba ob tymz a yeer. Ciclold intu teh hilz twyc adn clokd up 120 cliks. Walkt tu da shawps, bort teh paipa, tryd teh sudoku, adn fel aslepe in teh aftanuunz …. zzzzz !! (Hee hee)
Hao bowt yu, mmm ??? Enni partayz oar tripz, ect ??
Sownds grate howlidai PB!
Ai jus stayed rite heer, went to frenz fur the Nyoo Yeer sillibrashun partay. Nao ai’z gettin sigh-coal-lojikly preepayred furr teh sno wotz kumming tihs afdernoon or tumorro, adn lastin awl weekweekweek.
*shibbers in aunty-payshun*
Ai wuz joyny in de prade buut mai fingurs froz stuc to teh dromb, naow wat
Cheezland sends yu lotsanlots ov warm wishes to heet up yur hands an yur harts.
Duz taht help?
If nawt, hao aobut a hot dog frum Williboi’s flote?
Or a hawt drink and u holds teh warm mug in ur hands until u is defrosted?
O mai! Such a wunnerful parayde!! Awl teh flotes an bandz an kostumes an ebreefing! Woot woot WOOOOOOOT!!!
*Waives wildlee tew awl cheezpeeps*
*waves bakk az her pedlols madly past bf473*
*has been away an did nawt making a flote, but runs in an owt thru teh flotes dressed awl in black wif kitteh eers an kitteh tail, an Cory-Bear running along at hur syde, admiring awl teh mazing flotes an batting at teh traily bits an nibbuling teh nommy bits an dansdansdans tu teh myoosiks*
*frekwently haz tu pikk peeps up aftur tehy trip ober Cory, or trip when tehy find Cory rapped arown ankul trying tu steel soks*
dis haz been most wunnermus prade eber, butt I muss go werk naow. Pleh! Butt, will comez bak, tu bee c in awl deh rest ob deh prade! haz deh fun!
Hurree bak {{{Mama Cat}}}!
dis is trurificaloly da beriberei best pawrayd in da entyre wurld!! Ai will be back to bisit more after ai hab some hot cocolat at de **cold hans warm hyarts caffay**! Lubs to awl, and happinoo reer!!
bai bai!! enjoiz yor hot choklit! *yum*
Habbings pashunt lee waytted hirs tern, teh flote ob Kat3Kets1Gog pools inter teh lyne ov marsh.
Er iz dekorified wid teh hi hi hi Gofik arshes awl maed ov glissering pyoor wite spun shuygars, wiv habbings most byetimuss and dellicut trasserees. at teh foots ob t archses iz teh shiney cleer fishee pondz wive teh speshhly trayned gold fisshies leaploling and gambloling up an doan in tyme to teh moosiks. Teh moosiks kumz frum teh wadderfwals splashifiying in 2 eech liddle pond and is sekret how is mayd. But is bewisshing and delighfools.
In teh seet uv oner iz mah seeyner kitteh Cweem Rhadwen, wif a krown awn hers hed an majessik goald roy all robez dat kom plea mint her kallico furr. Att herz sidez riyde her att ten dents, Pweinsess Gwenith of teh floofy tayle all dwessd in silber and Pwins Huw in blak belbet wiv a Cavil Leer Hatt wid a long goald ploom.
Mai goggie Llewellyn iz teh coch mans hee weers a gor jus royall bloo libberee wiv goled trimm dat seets off hims redd and wite furr. In hims pause he olds rteh silber rains and dribes ah te4m of 6 purrfetly macshed wite poe knees wiv sliver harnes an goyld pluums on dere heds.
Awn tejh flote, wei alsow see tiny splortibles butt (!) trayned bebbeh kittehs dat leeps abownt affter the sin crone eyesd swimmr goldfisch but duzzt katchify dem cus iz nawt in teh cooree o graffy.
Butt waitz a minnit! Pwincess Gwenith haz lefft herz plaice! She is likk likk likking teh spun shguggar archses! Gwen! Stopp dat! Kittehs nawt liek teh swete fings! Shii kepes awn likk lik likking! Pwinz Huw joynes her! Soe duz Cween Rhadwen. Lik lik lik! Byte byte byte!! Crunch crumch crunch!!!
O noez teh arches be fallings! Teh fishees be flying owt ov teh puls an not fliying bak! Teh bebbeh kittehs r nomming teh arshes an teh bery spensif trainified fishez oar jumpings aot inter teh croad!!! Lellen haz let goe teh raynes an is bark BARK BARKING!! tellings himz fee lyne siblins 2 STAWP DAT NOAW butt iz only maeking fings wors!! Teh ponees iz runninfgs awai wiv teh wite an goald an silber flote!!! Gits owt ub teh wai!!!
O teh kay oss! O teh dis ass terz!!! Weeah r teh fyremenz??? Wii needs teh fyremanz wivakwickness!!
*flyz overhed, swishing burfday wans to try to put fings bakk togevver*
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*orders mostly-reformifyed trol helpers to stand in teh paff ob Kat3Kets1Gog’s flote to stop teh runawayz*
O noze!! O teh hayuge manatee!!
*Hopes Kat3Kets1Gog is otay*
*maykes room for teh fyremenz*
*start tu dayl 9elebenty den rememburrs taht teh fyrmins iz halping wif Nennepus’ floaty*
yoohoo! fyremins! ay lottlol halp ovur heer pweese!
*teh fyrmins sits teh trayz onna floaty an rekrewts sum of teh YNGs tu halp an runz tu Kat3Kets1Gog’s floaty*
O fank u fank 2 burfday fairy an bluesfan473 an upfi an keshet an ebbrywuns furr e merg gen see reepears! Mah kittehs iz distracktified wiv big bowlz ov favbrite gushifud noms and teh gogg an ponee sho is unner kun troll. Fanks 2 teh majok, teh arshes an fisheez and bebbeh kittehs an ebbryfing is bak 2gevvers and teh flot proseedz majesloly awn its wai.
Ai sew glad ur flote wuz saevdid, an der wuz noe loss ob liefs! Izza byooteeful float!! Wel dun, K3K1G!
Fankees tu teh heerows hu saevd ebreefing!
due to teck nickel difficulties, the d’Beaker Labs float is late. But the door is openifying and out it comes. Clanking and whirring noises is heard. The announcers is … speechless … at the sight.
It’s tall, all the way up to the tops of teh streetlights. And colorful. Wif yellow and orange and red and sparkly. And the eyes are all spirally and crazy. Igor is in the command center, keeping the pedals pedloling by carefully adjusting the new clear fyoosion reactors inside … carefully Igor!!!
And on top, the propellolors are beginning to spin. They are attached to teh Cheezland power grid so taht the float is actually powering the electricity for most of the peeples there.
Here is some video of an early prototype … you just have to imagining it elebenty gazillion times bigger, and atomic powered, and being driven at top speed by Igor down JCH4K Boulevard … and that Igor still has some of the champagne from last night and looooooook out ….
yay! happi yu mayd et!
ai hadda wurried.
teh dukky iz dukky!
oooooh!
taht be wun ob teh most amayzifying fings i haz evar seed evar!!!!!
OMG! I gived one of those to teh BF, who is a eggspurt in teh flying machines! It has a place of honnors in his office.
OMG! Ai gibbd wun tu a boi-fren ai had abowt ten-twelb yeers ago! Ai wishis ai stil had dat.
The duk, ai meen.
OMCC!!! LCB!!! Itz happened again! Ai “noo” yoo were gonna say that!! It HAD to be yoo hoo gav wum ov those to sumwun!!!!
An nicewitch – well – she’s a witch, so itz nachuarl!!
*eeree mewsik iz hurd in teh bakground*
OMCC!!!!! I haz seeing dat pro toe tipe being botted at a Kristkindle Mart in Jurminy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ai. . . ai. . . .ai cant stop laffing!!!!!
heh heh heh … and thankyouverymuchfortheduck.
Why a duck!?
Whi nawt ay dukk?
WHOOHOO!!!!
Happitayl Birfday Pd’B
Tahts a wunnermowse float!! *hands Igor sum newtron partikkle Biskyuwits to nom for keepinup hims strenf*
*shouts “Hippo burdeeday, Phillipe!” from a safe distance*
*realizes teh burfday informashun was wrong*
*crosses out “Hippo burdeeday” in the comment above*
*inserts “Lubberly float”
LOL i just re watched this with music . Music you say? It has no music! Well, what happendeded was, I turned on the audio on my ‘puter, and thought “what fitting music he chose, wonder where he got it?” , and then realized it is music from farmville running in another (minimized) window. Rly, try it, makes it eben funnier!!
I iz vairy late to toh parade, an I iz jus watchin, had no tiem to make a wunnerful flote laike awl tehse.
Want to aks the kittiehs in teh garden to watch owt furr liddul Lola. She was abandunnd kitteh taht I fed. She got vairy skinny an diddun want to ete. I brought her inside wen we had “blizzard” on Catmowse eve. I kood not get her to ete. So I tookded her to vet yesterday, cawse I new long weekend wifout fud no gud. Ennywai, she had tumors, an nuvving to be dun. So hope kittehs in garden be naise.
{{{{{abbycat adn Lola}}}}}
{abbycat}
Aifinkso MJ jus sed ohai adn gibbed her a likky awn teh hed.
mai thoughts r wiv u and Lola.
{{{abbycat and Lola}}}
Poor Lola.
Her be happier in teh Meadow than hurting frum pleh tumors, but iz berry sad. Iz so hard, and you have mai hart-sympafees, an ai honour yu berry much fur duing what yu cud fur her.
Ai KNOW there be menny kittehs there whu will welcome her and be her frenz.
{{{abbycat}}}} {{{{Lola}}}
Deh nite watchman will taking gud keer uv hur in deh Princess Mu Medow.
Mai Mario went to teh garden just last week, for teh saem reezon–he’ll make shur taht she’s all likked and cleen, and tehy can kearl up togeddur an napp.
Fank yu awl, an frum Lola tuu.
{{{{{abbycat and Lola}}}}}}
{{{{{Meezer Mom and Mario}}}}}}
Yu wur teh bestist part ob ur kittehs lives, lubbing dem enuf tu saev dem frum suffring teh best yu cud. Dey dans an plai in teh Meddo, helfee nao an happee, welkumd bai awl teh residints dere. Ai hoep yu fynd strenf an cumfurt heer wif us.
deh medow haza speshull cotage for abbycat jus for tri’n
{{{{{abbycat adn Lola}}}}}
Oh abbycat. Teh kittehs in teh Meadow will reellee taek gud caer ov Lola! Ai noe they will.
An she iz shurlee so grateful to yoo that yoo stopped hur suffring. An tuk her in wehn she needed it moast.
O mai frends, it haz bean such a wunnerful affernoons! Ai mus leeve naow butt ai wishez u awl the happeest uv gnu yeers!
*pawzez tew fink uv awl teh frends weev lost dis yeer, hooman an furry, driez eyez wif shamwow*
Mai CC bless u awl an fankees fer teh laffter an teh supports an fer teh frendships!
{{{{{{BF}}}}}}
have a lubbleh evening!!
K lub ewe ladyby
Happy Nude Rear to yoo, bluesfan473.
May ai say heer – ROFL!!!! Ai LURVED yur kitteh flote!
Happidai, Bluesfan! Mai yr noo yeer be full ob the howling wulfs and da clean-heads!!1!
A jentil breese lietlee tuchis the faesis ob the puraid Wachurs. ‘Ware dat breese cumming frum??’ dey awl wunndurs. Teh breese wafts agin, carrying teh sents ob mennee, mennee flours – highasimfs, narsissees, lyliks, rowsis, heeleeowtroep, jazmins, gardinyas. Teh sownd ob sofft humming is hurd, and anuvver sownd wif dat, like teh bearlee awdibbul swish ob silk draypurees.
It cums clowsur, and teh Wachurs can fynlee cee wut bees maeking up dis feest foar der senses.
Ellebentee-fowsand flutterbais fan teh warm aer wiff der wings, flutterbais in ebree culler ob teh raynbo. Dey dip an swirl, swoop an dans, sumtiems in foarmayshuns, sumtiems eech aloen. As teh Wachurs gasp an sigh at teh flutterbaies byootimus dans, dey begin tu cee pikshurs foarming an fading, wun seemlisslee melting intu teh nekst. An teh pikshurs … o mai … the pikshurs!!
Teh flutterbias sho teh Wachurs teh amayzing Princess Mu Meddo, full ob flours an grassis wayving in teh sunlite. Der bees beluvvid frends ebreewares! Eric, teh faythful Nite Watchman is der, tu greeting ebree luvvd wun hu crossis the Brij. Hart kittehs an hart goggies plai an tumblol wif eech uvver, happee an safe, awlwaes yung agin, waeting payshintlee foar dere mush lubbed hoomans tu kumming obur teh Brij. Hart horsis, strawng an hansum, run an kik up der heals. Bunnees, hamsturs, mausees, mennee-cullerd burdees – ebree littol creechur held in der hoomans harts bees heer in teh Meddo, awl ob dem safe an helfee, happee an payshint.
Teh flutterbais go awn wif der dans, showing nao tu teh Wachurs teh faesis ob teh treshured peepul hu has gon awn ahed ob us awl. Matt bees der, tawl an strong an hansum. Lyanthya dansis an dansis, graysful an ful ob joi. Bruvvers an sisturs, mommehs an daddehs, ants, unkils, grammas, grampas, suns, dotters – dey ar awl der. An teh famblee ob owr harts, teh frends hu were, an teh frends we wishis cud has been, dey are awl dere tu, smyoling from dat moast byootiful plaes. And Eric welcums dem awl.Teh pikshurs foarm an refoarm, tiem and again and again, nebber ending – becos teh luvs dat maed dem nebbur ends.
And behind the flutterbais cums a littol famblee groop. Three big hansum boi-cats walk prowdlee tugevver: Panda, his impekibul tuxi cote gleaming; Percy, a clowd ob dark-choklit smoakee floof; and caramel-cullerd Bob, stil teh bebbeh but wel awn his wae tu beeing teh lublee big sawft groan-up. Dey wers shinee red harnissis, gentlee pulling a littol cart bihynd dem. Lynd wif floofee sawft cushins, teh littol cart carrees preshiss cargoa: glossee blak Brynna, in hur ‘inneresting’ condishun; and Delia, teh moast byootiful kaliko, teh Grand Dame ob teh familee. Eech ob dem nods ocayshunlee tu teh Wachurs, grayshuslee aksepting teh croud’s jentil aplaws an gasps ob admirayshun as ownlee their due.
Bihynd hur lublee littol famblee walks Nicewitch, graysful and graytful, sew honnerd tu bee part ob dis Amayzing Nayshun ob Cheezland. Hur gown floes arownd hur as seh walks, a gown of ebree grene imajinabol – teh tendur hoepful grene ob gnu groaf in teh Spring, teh deep dark grene ob teh aynshint foarists; teh restliss grene ob teh oashun, an teh payshint grene ob sylint emralds.
As seh neers teh wachers, smyoling wif dem, Nicewitch semes tu glow, briter and briter – and teh Wachers, tu, begin tu lite wiff an innur radiens. It is teh Majik ob wun hart joyning wif anuvver, an anuvver, an annuver, until awl ob Cheezland bees alite wif teh glow ob shaird joys, shaird sorrows, triumfs and trajitees, teers and lafftur – sew mush lafftur! Hart joyns tu hart, and tugevvur wii ar a Famblee.
Happee Gnu Yeer, Famblee ob Mai Hart – ai lubs yu beriberi mush.
*wipez deh leekee aiz wif deh shamwow*
*tossiz sum glittery cweenfetti tu hidifying deh tears uv lubz and joyz*
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*blerk*
Taht iz a moast amaizinglee byootiful flote – um, cart. – an awl teh flutterbais!
Ai think this may be wun ov teh prittiest things ai hav ebber scene in mai laif!
Ohhhh Nicewitch! Thats so beautiful! I could see eber picture in mi mynd, an theywas gorgeous. Awl da harts joynin tugether…..OMCC! I has such leaky eyes I gotta stop, but thank you, thankyu thank yu.
sew, sew beuytifull. mai shamwow needs ringinout.
ur poetrie ob da greenz wuz bisuallie stunnifying.
O yesh yesh yesh!!
*dansdans-dansinwifftehflutterbyz-dansdans*
*dansdans-twurlwiffNW-swurlgoeztehprittygown-dansdans*
*Upfi feels right at home lukking at NiceWitch’s “float”*
O Nicewitch, tihs is so byootimus, ai haz teh lump in mai froat, adn teh leekee aiz.
Yu rite so elokwently, putting in wurds hao so mennee of us feel, adn find so hard to eggs-press.
ICHC trooly is an inkrediblol plaice!
Happy gnu yeer, da bestwich, aifinkso! Fank you for da be yu tee maus float and de kind werds!
oooh, taht iz luvly! an i seez all teh shelter kittehs an goggies an ovver aminlols too, safe an happy at last an dansing in teh meddow!! iz a byootimus fing. very luvly nicewitch!
Speechless, ai haz it.
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What a bee u tee full pikshu! Fank u sew mush fur sharin it wif uz!
O! Whut a wunnermuss prayde!!! Awl teh flotes b so lubbly and ah sum! Fank u mah Cween furr organ– org– pudding tish 2 gevver!!
*digz toe in durt.*
it wuz WRrz idea, u needz tu thanking him.
Adn a HUGE THANKZ tu awl deh Cheezpeepz hooz wunnerful majinashunz mading deh parade kumming tu life fur us tuday.
*passez chokklit martoonee tu awl*
*klinkee glassez*
Cheez!!!!
*klinkee glasses*
CHEEZ!!
To a moast wunnderful noo yeer – wif EBREEWUN awl happilee drisst in there plaid hats!!
ohai Cween, n ebbrywun!! Happy O’New year to yew awl…. yew haz had a lurvely parade!!
Hey there!! {{{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}}
Izzn’t it reelee grate??? Ai just can hardlee pik a favrit.
Do yoo hav yur plaid hat yet???
Oh, an Happee Noo Yeer scritichess to teh kittehs, too!!
Ohai J-pak!! No ai not haz a plaid hat……. dint know ai needed wun… but (!) jus look wut ai see
Cayenne (the maniac) comes trudjin up way late……. (cuz her has been awl “oh shiny” all day long)
her is pullin a lil red wagon
teh straps on her sholders keep slippin cuz her is still a llil gurl after all
in the wagon is her big sister Shilo…. awl floofy n proud to be in a parade…even if it is wayyyyyyyyyyy down the road by now
an Shilo has wif her a big pickshur of Mamakitty, her idol an mentor.
The gurls jus wants ebbrywun to know wut a wunnerful role modle dat the mamakitty wuz n iz berry grateful dat teh mamakitty left awl her old toys behind an also did such a gud job ob trainin her mom so her wud haz a gud home fur dems….
Cayenne sits down fur a minit……..awl breffless like………cuz her is still a lil gurl after all……
but the gurls wanted to wish ebbrywun a wunnerful New Ears DAy.. wif big schmooos to ebbrywun
* tosses sum sparklee cweenfettiz *
* fur Cayenne adn Shilo tu playing wif*
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waves ohai to ebbrywun up the fred who not sees me down here…
*waives happee noo yeer waive to jamamamamamamamama*
oh YAY, jumps up n down!!! Happy tail to you too!!
**wuz finkin ai wuz inbizibul**
big schmoooos
We seez u, silly jamamamamamama. *wayvz*
Weez juss awl tukkurd owt frum awl teh paraydin arown.
oh yay…………happy happy!!! new ears tew all!!!
ahem. i do not *need* new ears. mine are purrfekt.
hey, jus take em, say fanks an be grayshus, willya???
ai think taht wuz Mais Non maeking an appeerantz!
ai thot it went berry well wif “do you hear wut ai hear”… bobviussly nawt
you humans are boviously jealous of my poinyt ears.
wut a sweet luvly flote!! glad i camed bakk to wee wut else showd up in teh parade!
*sum ob teh flutterbais brake awae frum teh flutterbai-clowd-pikshurs, an swoop bak tu halp littol Cayenne.*
*dey fans hur wif der jentil wings til seh has hur brefs bak*
*teh flutterbais foarm up behynd hur and hur waggin, letting teh wind frum der wings push teh waggin an maek it mush lytur foar hur*
awww Cayenne fanks you, nicewitch!! wuz jus a lil too much fur her!!
her is recoberin nicely tewday!!
{{{Jamamamamama}}}}}}
Happy Nood Rear tu u!!!
{{{{{Jamamamamamama}}}}}}Dere yu finelee iz. ai wuz finking yu nawt shoze up tudai. stil iz mising gp nd maus, nd hoo els?
gp n skwirl gurl mebbe?? hmmmmm??
Hmmmmmmm?????
corm spikuessss in der absince!!! LOL
Ambercat sed a bit ago taht she wuz expekting 2 roedents to com visiting soon,
Teh bestest purraid ever. Yesh, yesh.
az teh parayd iz wynding doun, ai iz lukking at teh kitteh on dis lol an hi haz teh cyoot!
Yeff, izza beri kyoot wun, but hims wants hims privacee.
So mebbe is otay hims bin ignorifyd by teh parayd.
Weez owt heer partyin, hims happytayl by hisseff.
problolly bestist iffen noh wun gits tu curyoose abowt whut hims iz tryeng tu keeps teh sekrit tu.
Fank ewe al 4 de lubbly lubbloly prade, and 4 all da wuks u put inna it, evree wun!! And Happy New year! Upward and Onward, one step at a tym!
It WUZ a grate parade – an awlwaiz will bee!
An NICE to meet yoo, mella! Happee Noo Yeer!!
ohio, melia! *X tens floofy pauw bo frenship* Ai frended yoo on yore profile!
O hai, Cheezfrens!
Happee Twenny-Tin and lubs from Jorj, Jorj, Jorj and exspeshully liddol Jorj hu dus a speshul dans dans wif a pier-oh-et adda en.
O MAI!!! dont they luk cyoot awl drisst up fur teh prade!
An liddol Jorj can doo a pier-oh-et nao!
They ar awl going to be STARZ, ai just NOE it!
Iz Jorj Jorj Jorj an Jorj 4 Min?
No!
Tehy ar two babee skwirrlols an two babee otterz taht Rattipuss adoptified wehn cwennmj cudn’t taek caer ov tehm ene moar!
An tehy ar taeking dansing an singing lesson an doing VERREE well!
Ooooooo! Lukking 4-wardz 2 dere brillyant car ears!
LOL…yoo sed “car-earz”
An don furgit dat da ‘quirrels r takin swimmings lessins anna odders r takin flyings lessens. Den awl ub dem can does wadder bal lays an awso be trap ease ardists.
Dey has a ambishus.
WoWzers!
*kitkay brings in Mister Bobo hoo libbs in teh flat ubbove *C…….*
*Bobo followz wiff his trayned sirkus maues, hoo R Finealley reddy 2 purr form*
*know won can Cee Bobo’s trayed myse, and ebber buddy fings dey dont rlly hexist IRL*
*Kitkay shouts: Yay, imaginary dansing sirkus Mice!!!!
Fank yu, fank yu, fank yu ebberywun.
Ai haz had a moast wundermus adn moobing tiem at teh prayde.
Aiz nawt clebber enuf wiv teh wurds tu making a flote, butt ai haz reeding awl teh commints adn apresheeating teh thort adn hard wurk wich haz contribyootifying to mayking tihs an unfurrgettablol okashun.
Congratulmalashuns to yu awl, adn a Happee adn Helfy Nyoo Yeer.
{{{{{{{cheezpeepz}}}}}}}}
Just so lawng az yoo were heer – that’z AWL taht counts!
Ai awlwaiz used to say – putting awn a play iz a grate thing – but we MUST hav an awdience!!!
*bringing up the end of the parade [for now, you never know who will show up later, and the more the mais oui er, if you ask me!]*
is a vivid greeeeen float shape’d like a large pointy ear , bedecked with revelers dressed in green, purplol and gold court jester outfits ; they are throwing gummy worms. Yes, indeedy, it is the Ear Worme Crewe.
Mew Sick is emmanating from ginormous woofers adn tweeters.
The play list includes songs which annoyed teh heck out of peeps on ICHC in 2009
Arky Arky song (the lord said to Noah to build him an…)
Bye Bye Birdieeeeeeeeeee
C…
Copacabana
Don’t Cry Out Loud
noooooooes, this is worse!
Drummer Boy, the little blighter
i disagree.
“Do You Hear What I Hear” is much ear wormier. It reeks with sentimentality, and illogical.
E…
Enneefing bai Shania Twain (ikikptuueeTERNITAWF!)
Eeets mai parttee, an ai’ll crai if ai wantz to. . .
Fum whaare ober teh raynbos. . .
Guuuuud Nite, Ireeeeeene gud nite. .
H. . . .
Hello Mudder!! Helooo Fadder. Heer ai am, at Kamp Grenada
I wanna a hold yur HAAAAAAAAND!!
Joooooooon iz bustin aut awl OOOOOOBER!
K. . . .
Karma Ka Mii Leon
Lub Mii Tender
Midnite at deh O Ay Sis
N….
Knock Free Tymes (if teh noms iz in the bowl) . . .
Lass Kiss (cawl nine-elebenty u noob drybber!) . . .
Macro-Rena, teh . . .
N . . .
Liddul bawxez awn da hilsied bai pete cigar.
Hello, I Lub Yoooooo
In Da Gud Ole SummmerTyme
Jinglol Bellz
K……
Kumbaya?
Lidlol ol lady from pasedena
Monday monday
N…
No meeook todai
Obladi oblada
Porkay te vas
Que será ser
R…
Noooo Moooooon!!! Yoo saw mee standing, alooooan. .
OOOOOOOOOklahoma, where teh wind coms sweepea-ing down teh plane. .
Pleeeeez Mister Postman . . .
Q. . . .
i thought it twas “Blue” moon. But I could be wrong. BTW there was what humans call a “Blue Moon” very recently, two, as a matter of fact. Which only happens in a…well, Blue moon.
It IZ Bloo moon!! LOL!! Ai guess ai got carried away bai teh spirit ov it awl. Oar ai wuz thinking ov teh operetta!
*kitkay cuomes in singin’ OOOOkkkkkkkkLLLlHHHOOMMAAA*
(juss kitten)
danmm ai forgotted 2 wacht teh “bloo moon”; butt I red taht it iznt rlly read, onlee is rare–too full moonz in won month. NE wayz is 2 kold in OK too stand arond outsyde at nite. Moar phun 2 stay INsyde and reed ICHC!
i disagree.
“Do You Hear What I Hear” is much ear wormier. It reeks with sentimentality, and illogical.
hrmph. put this one in the wrong place. Just ignore it.
hrmph pa pa pum.
tooooooshay!
Ai dunno!
Mai frend Dane wunz sented mee a KrisMaus kard wif a pichoor ov a Rayndeer maeking a littlol *poot* –
An it sed – Doo yoo heer waht ai hear!
Ai STILL laff wehn ai think ov it!
i *still* wish the rolly eye’d smiley would have a lil grwin….
An so it shud!
But we can imagini it!! An ai DOo!!
“imaginary Crissmus! Yay!!!!”
Kitkay!! Hai!!
An Hoppee Gnu Ear To YOO!!!
Ohai, Jan…Hai, hai and hai…menny happehz 2 yoo in teh gnu yahr, too! Wii B goin’ out 2 eet “himilayan fuds” in a few; iz my older boiz burffday today!
CK’s float has a DeLorean on it, and a huge projection screen upon which plays a video from the 1980′s.
A trooly golden oldie!
nice car, CK! duz et has a flucks capasittur?
Yes, aifinkso.
*jumps in DeLorean, accelerates to 88 mph, disappears with a flash and leaves a pair of blazing fire trails behind him*
wayt! komez bakk CK! aifinks peeplol wuz styll enjoieeng teh moosik!
*reappears after going forward and seeing the gross-out*
Okay, that was just gross. I don’t see how that ended up on the front page in the FIRST place.
Meanwhile, as CK’s float hurries to catch up to the rest of the parade rounding JCH4K Circle, he decides to put on another 1980′s favorite.
Ohai, Cheezpeeps! CK here again, aboard his “Blast From The Past” float from ICHC’s New Year’s Day Parade. Here’s Steve Perry with “Foolish Heart”. Hope y’all like it.
y we no go in too c kitteh? kitteh bein bad?
bad kitteh naughtii naughtii