
Originally, Rex was all white, but repeated laser scorch marks took their toll.
Picture by: Korey Caption by: mikebrow via Advanced Lol Builder
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Originally, Rex was all white, but repeated laser scorch marks took their toll.
Picture by: Korey Caption by: mikebrow via Advanced Lol Builder
Oh, Pore goggie!
Happy gnu yeer anni! Conga rats on yur nawt sekkund! Ai see LCB hazza buffet awl laid owt heer, an dere’s sum banananana smuvvies sitting arownd fur sum stranj reezun. Kin ai git yu sumfing?
Thx PH an Happi Noo Yeer 2 u 2!
O hai, anni! Has a mimosa. And halp urself to teh buffet. There am fuds and drinkifications of all sorts!
Icanhasmimosatoo? Ai nawt drinkified toooooo mush larst nite, adn ai nawt habbing teh hangober, so nao seems lyk gud tiem to starting again
Ohai LCB and miniminsmum! Happytayle gnu yeer! **klinkees glasses awl arownd**
Happy Nyoo Yeer to yu tu, PH! May yur 2010 be a happee adn helfy wun, adn may yur wings tayk yu to awl teh plaices yu dreem ov!
{{{{{{PH}}}}}
Happy New Year, miniminsmum! I is teh surprised I could type ur name rite after all teh momisas I has had.
would you like samosas?
Thx LCB Aifink a mimosa mite settlol mai coffcoffcoff dat iz dribin me up teh wawl!
*pores another round of mimosas for evrybuddy*
*adds a shot of coff syrups to anni’s*
Hmmmmmm. . .mimosas! Just teh thing fur this snowee morning!
Thanks, LCB!!
An hooray fur annipuss – hoo can koffkoffkoff AND taip laik litening!
*clinks glasses wif Janet*
Puss…I’m an annipuss!
And I koffkoffkoff and I koffkoffkoff!
Puss…(cough)…I’m an annipuss!
And I koffkoffkoff and I koffkoffkoff!
Puss…(cough, wheeze)…I’m an annipuss!
And I tieptieptiep an I tieptieptiep!
(Uh-oh, heerz teh lowd noisy gittar bit. I alwais turns teh song off heer.)
Happitayl Noo Yeer, anni!!
**klappity klappity!!!** Wundrumus, 2minions! Butt, nao ai hazza eerwurm. Happytayle gnu yeer!
grrrrrrrr. ear worm!!
Thx 2minions dat maed me lol an lollin maed me coff agane!
Happi Noo Yerr 2 u 2
Oops…I sorry. I sends big jar ov hunny (’cause it has a label on it saying, “H-U-N-N-Y”) to helps coff get bedderer.
Thx!
Epic!
Run goggie run!
He went furr teh bern!
*snerk*
Ohai eeck! Ai nawt seed yu inna lawt of wyles! Happytayle gnu yeer!
ouch!
Nennepus! Happytayle gnu yeer tu!
tu YU, dat iz. Ai wuz sew eggsited tu see yu ai pushded teh buttun tu suun.
Hippeti hoppety gnu deer tu u tu!!!
*takes a glass of mimosa*
Skål!
He yoose to be snoe wyt, but he drifted!
Dune awl teh wurk furr dem dwarfz will du dat tu yu! Happytayle gnu yeer Ambercat!
Happi Nood Reers to yu tu!
Annownsing!!
Deh Nawt-Sekkund An~yule~lol Cheezland Gnu Yeerz Day Parade will beeing on deh berry neggst lol, 8am ICHC tiyme
8am ICHC =
11am Pacific
12pm Mountain (noon)
1pm Central
2pm Eastern
7pm TTI
8pm Yroop
6am Sidney (neggst day)
“Oh, mj!” u sez. “I haz nebber ben in a Cheezland Parade b4. Wut b deh protocawlz?”
Oh, well, I sez, sez I. Deh Parade b kind uv like deh Raiciz, but wifowt hazzing tu b made rite at deh stroke uv 8 am. Eech entry shud b a seprit comment, nawt a reply tu annuzzer Parade entry.
Deh parade watchers kin reply tu deh entryz, catching candy, beeds, et setra. Adn uv corse, deh best part b dat u kin haz an entry and b a parade watcher at deh same time!!!
Ur entry kin b enneefing u like: floatz, helimum baloonz, horseez, klownz, carz, wutebber u kin imajin.
U kin riting it on deh spot, or u kin riting it ahed uv tyme in a werd prosesser and du deh cut-n-paste intu deh comment.
“Dat sowndz like fun,” u sez. “Duz mai float haz tu b maded uv plantz like deh Roze Parade?”
No, I sez, sez I. Floatz kin b enneefing u like. Crepe paper, aluminininum foil, payntid plywud, etc. Mai faborite floatz b chokklit-marshmellow iec kreme wif Orinj (nawt poyzun) soda.
*quivers With antici……pation!!*
Mai Aunty Pashun is kwibering too
*pails* EEEEL !1 Mai flote izn’t dun yet!
Butt – nebbertehless – ai can hardlee wait! Waht a grate prade this will bee!
Duz yur flote has a pail ov eels on it?
Sownds nommy!
Pleh! u kin keeping dhe pailz uv eelz!!
Wants to has flote wif kitteh saef nom to throw. Soft, floofee noms best??
Frow libbin burdies. Teh kittehs fink yu are frowin noms, an teh burdies flyawaiwifakwikness!
Ebbrebuddy happy.
We kin haz sushi?
* brings in elebentee YNGs *
Heer JCH4K. Dese YNGs wuz nawt duing ennyfing. Dem can halp finish Hur flote.
Nawt tu git rid uf teh eeels. U can uze dem tu lite teh twinklee lites awn teh Flote…Dem iz lektrishun eeels yass?
ai hoaps teh YNGs izzunt tu distraktifying tu JCH4K…
grrrrrrr frantically tries to get costume ready but , for some reason, the dryer isn’t drying!!!!!!!!!!
*muloltitasking*
carefully places sweetpea petals on flote
Ohnoes! Ai nawt hazza float! Must fink kwiklee!!! *lukks arown fur insprayhun* *sees onlee peenuts an popcorms an nawt-kleen soks taht Cory-Bear haz plundured fur toys* Ohman, what awn erf ai gunna du fur float??? *pondurs an payses*
{{{{{{PK}}}}}} Happy Nood Reer!!
Yu tu, yur majestee!!! {{{{{{{teh cween}}}}}}}
No pain, no Gain-es Burgers goggie!
OMG, ai hasn’t fotted ov Gaines Burgers in elebenty yeers! Anteek brand referins FTW!
aifinkso dey haz nawt been maid fer kwite a lawng tyme butt ai members dem frum yeerz ago!
Fer dose forchoonite enuff tew haz misst dem Gaines Burgers waz moist goggie fuud presst inno teh shaip uv a hammyburg an indivijoolee rapt. Wai u mai aks? Whoo knoz! Must haz seemd lyke a guud idea at teh tyme!
Rex waz nawt gnown fur lurning wifakwikness….
Ohai, PK! Ai fotted ov yu an Seanya on teh “Frow anuvver cat on” LOL!
Hao yu an Sean an awl teh kittehs iz? Teh Cory Bear as big as him naemsake yet?
Him getting tu be a big kitteh! Yu gib me purrfekt opning, ai waz just gunna gib this linkee tu Cory-Bear’s nawt-sekkund snowfall. Can hardlee beleev him so much a big kitteh nao sted uv mai teeny babycat!
Ai showd Seanya taht pic this moarning an him sed, “Iz yu!!!” LOL
Here, allow me. Peeps can watch teh video rite here, while they is nomming their buffay and drinking their drinks.
Fanx, LCB… iz eezier that way, aifinkso yu ryte! Ai furgotted taht we can du taht!
Is nice to has teh big projeckshun screen rite here, innit?
It’s so funneh how they retrace they’re steps!
My buster does that – so there’s only one track leading to an from the house. My neighbourgh told me about her cat that retraced her footsteps – but started on the rong foot… so she had to walk “cross-pawed” all the way
Oh mai!!! Cory b sew big and hansum!!
Him still angel’s bebbeh, tho! Her hold him daon still an washwashwash hims eers an fayse eben when him skwirmee, an her tolrayt fings frum him her hedbats Trick or Loki fur, lyk steeling her gushifuds. Him snuggul up agenst her sumthymes tu sleeping. No mattur hao big him get, her iz hims mom!!
Wunce a mom, alwaiz a mom!!
Angel is sew beyootimus!
I jes wanna dive in an snorglol dat floof foar howers!
Cory-Bear haz teh Jazz Paws down prettee gud!!!
**faynts blargh-ai-are-ded awai frum the kyootniss an the bigniss**
*tukks pillow unner hed an warm floofeh blankets arownd*
Plz tu hazza caerful!!!
**lifts hed weeklee** Ofankyu P-K! Cory iz jist sew big! And dey are awl sew floofy and byootimus!
Osobig an osohansum an osuchalonglongtayl! An his liddle wite spot iz nao teh big wite bajj ov currij!
Trick an Angel iz lukkin beriberi hansum, too, in tehr winter floof. Lurvs teh bit ware Angel showin Cory, “Just step in it!”
Fankies fur the noo video – hoppy gnu ears to yu awl!
Ai iz gettin a tyred frum runnin up and down the fred trine tu say happy gnu yeer to ebereewun. So I jist sai it heer. HAPPYTAYLE GNU YEER TU YU! And yu, and yu and yu and yu. Ai lubz yu awl!
Lubs yu tu, an plz tu haz a wunnermus yeer!!!! {{{{{parrothead}}}}}}
{{{{{parrothead}}}}} happee gnu yeer tew u! Ai wish a wunnerful yeer fer us awl, ful uv happeenesses, helfynesses and prospurritees!
*raisez mimosa glass hi*
Salud, amor y pesetas, y tiempo para disfrutarlos!
*clinkee*
Okai, ai unnerstans teh helf, lubs, an moneys, but why yu wish us tiem to un-fruit tehm?
**triez to translaet teh toast**
“lub teh peetsas”?
wif salud awn teh syde?
Shur, why nawt?
O, dat mussed be it. “lub teh peetsas, and teh tempo ov the frootrolls” Wutebur, rite bak atcha BF473! **klinkee glasses*
Ai ment tu sai, teh tempo ov DIS frootrolls.
Froottrools?
Must be a noo kynd…..
froot rollups ewwwwww! yuk!
**nods as if she understood it before the translation** Well, you wouldn’t want a banananana in dere wif yur munniez, dat cud be teh messy!
erm…ai fowt it ment *health, love, and money, and time to enjoy them* butt (!) ai haz bean rong beefour!
pleez tew nawt unfroot teh toast, nakd toast iz teh pleh!
ah yesh “tyme tu bi unfrootfull”
*skritches hed*
butt teh hassing fun iz frootfull.
Hay guise, in dat nawt-fird moast importunt parade (Cheezland’s bean teh nawt-sekkund, ov course), Cappytan Sulleee iz teh grand marshall! Hooz our grand marshall gone tu be?
aifinkso it haz tew bee teh cween uv cheezland!
We can has a pilot from Bunway Airlines?
LCB ! DER U IZ ! PLZ2GO 2 YUR PROFILE ! I LEEVED YU A MSG ! (iz a seekret-doantell!)
I Finso I will letting HappyCat being deh grand marshlol!
Datz a wunnermus ideer cween!
kitteh juss halping buy gibbing goggie lazzur treetmints.
wat a thowtful kitteh!
Oh mai! Deh egg site mintz am bill ding!!
Deh d’Beaker Labz parking lot iz beginning tu fill wif deh Parade entrantz…. Adn peepz b starting tu line deh parade root.
*newz kaster voyce*
And now a report live from the scene…
Dis iz awlmoast liek Catmus all ober agin!! Ifinso!! teh wate will maek meh sillier!!!1!
Happy New Years everwun!!
Hippy gnu Yrz, 3km!
hoppytail noo yeerz evreewun!!!!
*still polishing up teh liddle old red tricyclol, puts teh sparkly streemers teh cween gibbed her on teh handlolgrips*
d’Beaker looks out at the parking lot … it’z getting fuller and fuller of flotes.
*takes a buncha orange parking cones out to make sure no one blocks the big garage doors … the ones with the windows all covered with brown paper … the ones with the banging and clanging noises coming from inside … the ones with the icy blue arcwelding light coming out from under … the ones where the parents cover the little children’s ears when they pass by in case Igor has hit his thumb with the hammer again … the ones that were open early in the morning so the guys in the hazmat suits could drive the big truck inside … those doors*
*keshet survees teh parayd roote an hassa pondur*
*tuggs on Pd’Bs sleebe*
eggskuse mi, professur. ai kneeds sums halp fur mai floaty.
*wispurr wispurr wispurr*
oooh…
*haz a eksited*
EEP!! wut haz i startid???
* wunderz if it b tu late tu cansell deh prade?*
Happeh Noo Yeer, ebbrywun!!!
I inturruppt dis LOL foar an impaortunt anownsmint……foar thoaz uv u hoo liek catster….mah kitteh Miranda is toodai’s Cat uv teh Dai….iz “mir” in mah naem…..effen ur inturrestid, plz to go to catster dawt com nao and luk, kthanxbai
Preshus Miranda!! Such a kutie, sweet babee!! (oooo..neering brane ‘esploding!! Must think ov bananananana pic…….) Thanks fur teh anownsmint!!!
Fank you!!!
Iz funneh hao Miranda iz ripping into Catmus trea moar nao….is lettin COTD go 2 hir hed, aifinkso.
Awww… hur sew keewwwttttt!!!!
Fank you, mah cween!