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You said it would cost an arm and a leg to feed me nothing but cheezeburgers. One down, one to go.
takin a hostage mite b easier.
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Whut u an Nenne an Shaddow an PJ wantz 4 sillibrishum drinkeess? Alki-Selser strayt opp?
*Pleh*
O sry Angelplume ai misst u. Annuder fizzy stummick setler awn teh wai!
Yesh, plz, maybeh juss some jinjerale…….oooh bubblols …. hic…scuze me.
*dans-dans-barf!-dans-dans*
or whut we would call a “redneck shampayn”??
moonshine wif alka-seltzer
8)
Ai fink aill settlol for some joose anna cookie – ai is going straight to bed nao – is over midnite heer!
Rhumbah reindeer to u Anni!
Fankies for the moast awsum parayd everywun – and type to u tumorrow!!!
*likes the idea of a Rhumba reindeer*
That makes a nice change and gives teh Conga rats a well-deserved brake!
*nodnod*
For tumorrow, Aiv hired the tango turtlols – iffen they get here on thyme that is…
Mabbeh u shud have asked for teh Samba snakes – tehy move a bit fastur.
Aifinks dey shud aks fur teh Merengue Monkies.
Waltzing Wallabeez?
If dat fayls, derz alwayz teh ordinary Trotting Foxes.
Teh ponie-ing poniez?
Awr teh plieee-aying panda bearzez.
WP eeted mai commint, hmph.
Teh macarena manatees?
Teh bellydansing bats?
Nah, dey awlriddee can haz teh Waltzing Matildaz…
MINDBLEACH!!!!!
fanks, ai wunt tu, mai tummi iz a bit un sett led frum teh revlries
ooh – watch out for hungreh kitteh!!!
Yuk!
*Stopz eetin spagetti*
Iz nawt holloloween awreddy, izzit?
dis iz debbinitly an anti-splort!
Mebbe we shud hang it onna wawl in teh rekubbury ward.
Wud wurk bettur den chokklit possims, aifink!
dat iz zo, bud wud maek mi wan tu tro up lods. Iz un-lol
Zombee kitteh runnd owtta brayns, hasta settul foar limmz.
Gross. Not funny. OK, call me a troll, fetch the cake, I don’t care. I just wish to say I do not appreciate it at all.
*agrees wif Upfi*
Call teh troll 2 taek it awai. U iz nawt troll.
Ebbrywun, bak 2 teh pay raid!!!
Well, whut u eggspekt frum a laydy ogre?
Ai agreez, is pritty nastee. Speshullee awn happytayl gnu eers.
Specially at dinnertime. (Although, I nawt lyke da ickees anytime)
Lady ogre cant be awl bad. haz a kitteh bai saim naim az mai Kinsey.
none of the lols have been speshulleh funneh tuday – aifink deers a bored inturn choosing them tuday…
Ai’ve writtn to the Big Cheezes. *closes hur eyes wif a grim expreshun*
Wel dun u!
Oh mai! Heer Upfi! Just cloaz yur aiez an hav sum caek!
Maybee we shud awl just go into teh brake room an trai to furget about tehis wun.
Gud idea! Iffn ai luk at it again, ai won’t be ablol to eat annyfink for a while.
Ai feelz ur payn, upfi. Dis be a far kry frum yummy green leefs.
ai a greee tu. not liek
would have been funny perhaps if just a plain mannequin leg disconnected. Not all the gore (and I don’t mean Al).
Meenwhiles, when ebbrywun wuz att teh prayde . . .
Yis, we orfin finez ebil goze awn wile ow bakz iz truned, owt hassing a gud tiem. A liddul clowd ub draknes awn owr lubblee dai. we mus awlwaiz korn tin yu tu du owr guddest tu kepe it awai.
Teh kitteh awn teh lol wuz hydin a nastee seekrit…
oh mai!
kitteh! whut haz yu dun??
*Upfi DOESN’T want to noes*
Doan wurry, is ownlee plastikk.
Ai fowndz it behin whaer teh kissymiss stuffs wuz.
Ai noe it is nawt reel, but it iz berry uffensib watebber.
Iz gud LOL fur Hallowean, aifinkso
Hear me, oh cheezpeeps!!! Iffn u find this LOL not funny or in gud taste, pweeze vote 1 burger ony on it! This is wun of teh ways we can show our disapproval.
Yeff – datz whut teh burgurz be for.
Wun bugur YUK! Wun burgur YUK!
Wun burgur YUK! Wun burgur YUK!
Dun. Fankees, upfi!
*light flashes brilliantly, and the DeLorean reappears, coming to a stop*
Ohai, Cheezpeeps! I just thought I’d time-jump into the next LOL. Also, this LOL seemeth to me to be a bit over-the-top, as far as the gross-out factor goes.
Gud idea, collegekitteh – butt (snerk) dere won’t be anuvver lol for a couple of hours. Mabbeh we should all get blindfolds and play hide and seek or sumfink?
*jumps back in DeLorean and warps back to the last LOL*
Care to ride shotgun, Upfi?
??? Wot does that mean? Ai is German and sumtimes don’t understands colloquial sayings. Pweeze to eggsplain!
Meens 2 ryde in passing jer sete nex to dribber. U can haz gud vue uv seenry. Also to kepe watch 4 teh bad guyz jussinkase! Iz frum Wylde West stagecoaches aifinkso.
K2K1G iz teh rite — iz frum teh Wyld Wyld West stayjkowchiz, speshullee win dey wuz hawlin munneez oar sumfin valyoobull — teh dryvur wood sit awn wun syd wif teh raynz 2 teh horsiz n himz hanz, sew 2 hep purr-tekt teh dryvur n teh valyoobullz anuvver sumwun wood sin onna uvver syd wiffa shotgun
Good call, y’all. And yes, y’all is a word. It is a contraction of the words “you” and “all”. It is a Southern colloquialism used mainly in casual speech. However, the word “y’all” is sometimes used seriously.
It’s the American equivalent (or at least the Southern American) of “you, plural” which English unfortunately doesn’t have.
I think it was Winston Churchill who described America and England as “two nations divided by a common language”…
Aifinkso teknically what modern English doesn’t have is “you, singular” (ie, thou) anymore… is lyk le fronsch nawt habing “je”.
thou (second person singular nominative case, plural ye or you, objective case thee, reflexive thyself, possessive determiner thy (thine before a vowel), possessive pronoun thine)
Frum teh wikipeida.
Itz “thou” fur singular, an you/ye iz plural. An altho archaic, the Quakers still use it – an ai think there ar parts ov teh TTI that do, too. An, ov corse, Shakespeare and lots ov pomes. Yoo (all ov yoo!!
) cant reelee reed Ingerlish literachoor wiffaut uzing/knowing “thou.”
cept in texas..derzs “all y’alls”…..meaning all of ebberyones…muchly plurals…no ones lefted out
Oh, fank u awl for enlightening me! Yes, ai will happily ride shotgun wif u! Wait, ai get mai Kalashnikov… *crawls off*
Ai finkso wp wil nede sum dat alky setlzer. semez tu hab eted mai flote and awl, aor ennywaiz ai cant fined it wen ai luk bak tu se wut ai mist.
Hippy nood rearz tu awl. finsko ai hab enuf dis funz fur tudai.
well, i haz to admit taht i haz a weerd streek wif teh kind ob dark hyoomur taht appreshiates teh joke. but teh fake leg iz a liddle too nawt-fake luking for me. ick. teh luk on kitteh’s fayse iz funny, but wuld be better wif more fakey-luking leg.
so i will bring up anovver subjekt: yestirday in teh wawl street jurnal wuz a artiklol abowt teeching kittehs to yooze teh peeple-toylet. wut i finkd wuz, i toylit-traynd my kids, no way i’z going throo taht agin wif a cat!
A frend ov mine iz doing taht rite NAO!!
Akshoolee, a frend ov us awl – gibbocat.
ai dont noe hao it iz going. Ai think he just got started.
Keep us poasted iffn u noes moar!
I for one donot mind this pic a-tall, but I donot think ill of those whut does.
Oh, and lunarmommy, I first read whut u wrote as “wawl street urinal” so it was teh funny when u sed whut teh articlol was about.
Ai nawt ‘fended but ai can see whai sum iz… iz eksessivlee reel-lukking plastik leg fur this syte, aifinkso (altho teh capshun did maked me smile).
Az fur kittehs using peeple-toylit: aifink, if they desyde tu use awn theyr own, otay fine, (when ai skooping litters, ai sumthymes wish myne wud!) but kittehs haz teh instinkt tu digdigdig buryburybury, an sum cud get berry stressed if yu trai tu stop them frum it.
*nods*
Would be teh better, ackshully, ifn’teh hyoomins learned to use teh litterbox then u could convert all teh tollets inda house to use as catnip planters.
Oar waddurboalz… Jess saiyin…
Naaah. They is teh used for that already.
Erm, not by teh hyoomins.
As far as I know.
Ahem…..
I inturruppt dis LOL foar an impaortunt anownsmint……foar thoaz uv u hoo liek catster….mah kitteh Miranda is toodai’s Cat uv teh Dai….iz “mir” in mah naem…..effen ur inturrestid, plz to go to catster dawt com nao and luk, kthanxbai
Congrats to u and to Miranda!
Fank you, LCB!
I didn’t know this site, but I was about to say how Catster (a cat version of Dexter) had taken care of another villain.
Miranda is beautiful, striking poses like a super model.
Nao bak 2 the LOL….
Ai wurks inna hawspittle, so dis LOL nawt 2 “ew” 2 meh…..but Ai unnerstan wai sum peeple nawt liek it. Mah huzbund would prolly pass owt.
Mah huzbund almost past out wen he took da goggie to get himz nailz clipt. Da lady an me lafffft!!!!!
Hai kittehs
Ohaiya,Taya!
*hedbonks an snorglols**schmoo*
awsome pic i love it. it now in ma favs. brill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He looks just like my cat!
OMFG! Is that a real leg?! It looks real!