Honey, I’m cold. Throw another cat on would you?
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Luuk unnur teh cubburs. Aifinkso der iz 2 oar free moar in teh bed dan iz in teh pikshur.
(Conga rat ulashuns Anni awn teh tawp spawt. )
Thx, WWR!
Happee Noo Yeer, annipuss!
An ebreewun else. Ai cant stay ene longer – but ai hoep ebreewun will hav teh verree best ov noo yeers!
Happi Nood Rear to all cheezpeeps from TTI! Ai haz to go 2 bed naow az kittehs are making craws noyzes – iz bed tyme naaaaaaaaaaaaoooow!
* brings aowt teh speshul noo yeers noms awnna cart. *
Wii haz teh prime ribz, Barbie Queues chikkin, oy stirred soop, beer cheez soop.
Heer wii haz teh macroni sallud, teh free been sallud, the tater sallud, sum piklols, olyvs (bof green adn black), sum bufflol wingz wif ranch adn salsa dippy saws.
Heer wii haz teh sordid chipz and moar dippy sawsus.
Fur dissurt wii haz teh red belbit caek, teh debil’s fud caek, teh eyes Kreemz wif teh chokklit, strwberri and caramul saws.
Fur drinks wii haz manee hawt adn icee bevvrijs.
Oh WOW!!! This iz kwite a feest!!
OH _ ai see oy stirred soop! VERREE tray dishunal!
Thanks, WRr!! An Ai wish yoo a verree moast happiest ov Noo Yeers!
Can I has dissurt nawt second?
(I has been seeing dat Baskin Robbins kommercial about ice cream and cake and cake…)
Ob corse yoo can, OSK!!
Izz teh boofay. U can haz whuteber u wantz in whateber ordur U wantz it.
*whispurs *
Just nawt eet teh dill pikklol aftur teh caek aifinkso.
*wispers bak* Wai, wot happens?
Ooooo – teh majiklol fings! Is diffrint foar ebreewun!
Ehrm … sum ob dem mite nawt bees wut yu wuz hoeping foar —- butt, hay! Dats majik foar yu!!
U will end up wif teh sowur puss.
**Runs up to WRr**
SCHMOO! (I kno iz erlee, butt I mite nawt mayk it to midnite)
**runz away wifakwikness**
Yum! Tanks 4.5kittehs. I’m finking dat ice creem looks gud, and so does deh strawberrie saws (We hasn’t got it heer, is outta season).
Ohai WRR, dat luks liek ai cannawt ressist sawt uf boofay! Fankew fur provierd.. provay… gibbin us dat! Ainfinsko ai taeks a nies hawt choklit, ai haz hadd a fyoo shampayns at mai partee an nieds tu relacks a bitt.
Happee Noo Yeer to ebbrywujn, mae yu haz majiklol tiems ahed.
TheLovecat x x x
Whut a lubbly carta noms. Butt (!) plz dinna fergit teh piklold her rings (in whine saus) an teh piss (!!) stash yo nutz.
Alwayz ruum 4 1 more
Ohh sorree pj Ai nawt sea U at nawt sekkund glance. U can haz teh ti wif Anni.
AI heer teh Tybooteek haz teh pur aide stuffs fur maeking fins gud foar Noo Yeerz.
Tihs cuud be mai hous in a whiles.
Ai has a meezer, a whiet kitteh, n a kalico, adn ai feeds sum tuxie kittehs.
Mine too! but ai hav just teh fore ov them.
Happee Noo Yeer, DK!!
Adn a happeh, happeh New Yeer to yoo, JCHelebenteeK! Schmooo!
Ai hassing the fibe+ rite nao, butt stay tooned foar furver devlol … vedepol… fings wut happins wen u leest spekds dem. (Ai has noos, wut will wate til ai’s
sowburmoar allert, prollee tumoaro. Happee Gnu Yeers, ebreebuddee!!!*dis taeking lawnger dan yooshul, ai has teh wundrins wai!! no, wate ???? yep, dat wuz wut ai kynda aymin foar*
teeheeteehee
taeks teh whyol tu fynding teh rite kees, wen yu’s awl … um … reelakst, as it wuz!!
nicey nice purrrrrrr-lectric blankie…..
U noez itz cold wen u needs moar den 7 kittehs.
Kwilt has a seben *mog* rating! fankyuverreemushAi’sheerawlweektraitehtryp!
Ai think itz taht cold heer nao – an ai hav just the 4 ov them!
Happee Noo Yeer, nightshayde!
An to awl teh littlol otters, too!
Looks like mah bed! Onlee we haz 3 black, 3 tabbies, 1 gray und one cow kitteh! Plus 3 bebbeh tabbies LOL They will haz forever homes soon!
mai littlol Sapphire-kitteh wood get undder da kubberz, den hab baddreemz–da poyntie endz kame out soemtyems. OwwwwOwwwwwOwwww!
Amber lyks teh kitteh-cayv unner teh blankies too
Mai Mitzi did, too!
Happy Noo Yeer, Ambercat!!
Happi gnu eers, Janet!
Awww – there yoo ar – so neer – an yet so far!!!
But – ai mite be coming bak to teh TTI in teh spring.
Ohai, frenz!
Happitayle Noo Yeers!
Happitayle Noo Yeers tew yoo tew, rhsb! Iz still urlee heer yet, tho. Onlee haf pas fyve heer. Ai wishez da noo yeer wud git heer! Ai iz awf tewmorra. I can haz payed dai awf?
Reely? Yay for PTO! I haz ta work tomorrow. And is below zero kowld. And has four feet of pleh snows. I hazza mope. But I comes to CHeezland and I feels lots bedder! So mush fun to read all deh lols.
Happee Noo Yeer, rhsb!!
An collegekitteh
An pj perry
An oarangestripeykitty
An willy boy
An Cowdogwah
An Lady Ice
happy New Years red!!! Hope yur havin a tukillya cocktail to sillybrate!!!
Akshully, I’m havvin Ginger Ale. My hed haz a owwie, so I tuuk a hevvy-dooty hedayk pill an am taykin it soopur-eezy.
Ohai iz tiem fro meh tu leaf…akshully iz owur urli butt deres nuffin tu due anihoos…
Tu awl cheezpeeps … hazza happicat noo yeer!11!
schmooes, hedbonks an purrs tu awl an tu awl an gud nite!
Ohai, Cheezpeeps! CK here again with another installment of “CK’s Blasts From The Past”. This time, we’re headed back to the 80′s, and one of the BEST songs from the decade to finish out 2009. Here’s Toto with “Africa”.
Ai rembers tish frum whin aI libbed in TTI in teh erly Ninnies! Awn raddio allatyme. Membriez, membriez!
Wii played dis sawng in marchin band!
*sigh* ai members teh 80′s kwite well, an still lissen to 80′s myusik. an mai boikitteh, Plasticat, iz 14 yeers yung an haz bekum a HYOOJ 80′s myusik fan – an diz be wun of hiz faborite songs! Fankies CK!!!
Nao seems a gud tym to be maekin teh Gnu Errs Rezzomalooshuns – Ai’ll start:
Akt mai ayj; nat mai shoo syz (yoosing Yurpeen syzings!)
Be a Gud Kitteh, mostlee
Cleen mai pors befor Ai eets
D….
Drink enuf wadder
Eet awl mai gushi fud befoar it goez awl ikkee
Find awl mai kitteh toiz frum under teh bed an cowch
G. . .
Get plenty of rest
Have cheezburger once a week
Injoi teh sunshinez
Joke wif mai frenz
K…..
Kynd; be, to otters
Lub teh Lurkers
Maek gnu frends, butt(!) keep teh old – wun is silber and teh otter gold!
N….
Neber trust deh ten drillz uv doom
Opun doorz fur old peepz
Praktiss wut u preech
Q…..
Quiet, keep ur mouf dat way sumtiems
Runnin away frum hoam iz gud eye-dea sumtiems
Sumtiems, jest a hug iz awl u need to gibs
T…
Quit picking on teh tendrils 0 dooom
Risk kindness
Sweetpeas rule, Cweens dwrool heheheheh
T…
Tend tu yur sweetpea gardins, an bow tu yur cween
Unnerstand eech uvver (oar at leest try)
Verry gud frens, preeshayte dem an beee fankful,
Wut teh heck, ignoar wurk an git on ICHC!
X…
Xcell at happiness
Yoink a shinee
Zip ur lip!
Purrrrrrrrfekt!!
Happy New Year, TTI!
Happe Noo Yeer, LCB!!
AND TTI, ov corse!!
Happy New Year to u 2, Janet!
(P.S. Lurve ur hat!)
Ai doo too! Ai dont want to taek it off!!!
(Thanks!! {{{{{{{LCB}}}}}} )
Well, frenz, it’s uffishullee 2010 heer in Lundun. Big Ben iz sowndin awn teh raydeeoh. Teh skie iz eggsploadin wiv fyrewerks, Ai can heer teh hooturz of teh ships awn teh Ribber Temz. Iffn Ai goe 2 mai bedrume, Ai cud see teh fyrewerks ober teh Ribber. Ai can see teh full moon throo teh windo uv dis rume an noe dat mai cheezfrens awl ober teh wirld see teh saem moon dat Ai see. FankQ awl fur maekin dis a wunderful yeer fur me – speshullee awl doez hoo maed mai birfdai so wunnerful. Mai CC bless an keep u saef an helfee, mai doez wivowt werk fyned jobs an doez hoo aer sikk get beddur sune. Ai haz a sad wiv teh sad an Ai ‘membur absent frens – sum haz gon ober teh brij an sum aer not abul 2 joyn us fur barius reezuns.
To awl mai frenz, lurkers,an teh Cheezes Ai wish a berry Happi Noo Yeer!
*shares a cup of Auld Lang Syne wif annipuss*
*shares a cup of Auld Lang Syne wif annipuss an lolcatburglar*
*keeps a glass of whisky and dry ginger all to myself, but joins Annipuss in her thoughts of others, and looks at the moon*
*and the moon looks at me!*
*joynes in teh cup ob Auld Lang Syne. Gud fing iz big!*
Happiest ob Gnu Yeers to yoo, Anni! Yoo ar a bery brite spot in owr Cheezland community, adn wii lubs yoo!
SHOULD auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to min’?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And days o’ lang syne?
We twa hae rin about the braes,
And pu’d the gowans fine;
But we’ve wander’d monie a weary fit
Sin’ auld lang syne.
We twa hae paidl’t i’ the burn,
Frae mornin’ sun till dine; 10
But seas between us braid hae roar’d
Sin’ auld lang syne.
And here ‘s a hand, my trusty fiere,
And gie’s a hand o’ thine;
And we’ll tak a right guid-willie waught 15
For auld lang syne.
And surely ye’ll be your pint-stowp,
And surely I’ll be mine;
And we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet
For auld lang syne! 20
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet
For auld lang syne.
(Rabbie Burnz wud leik teh lolkittehs ai b finking)
Oopsie. Mint 2 git rids teh lyne nummerz. Sry.
Happi Noo Yeer 2 awl mah Cheezfrens an Uni frenz in TTI!! Schoos fur Tweenny Ten!
(LolSpeak Off)
Happy New Year, Anni. May CC keep you safe, warm and healthy this year. I send the same to all of my Cheezfriends throughout the world. Happy New Year, everybody. And may this one be a damn sight better than the last.
Well, Ai hazn’t bean to bed sins lass yeer, soe Ai gess Ai’d beddur sai g’nite an get sum sleap!
G’nite awl!
Nite, Anni!
Mutch lubs to yoo!
{{{Annipuss}}} Fank u fur awl deh laffz u gibz mii. I lubz u and hopez u will hazzing deh wunnerful Noo Yr!
It b eerly ebening heer. Wii sat outside wif a liddlol campfire watching deh sun go down. Sum of our nayboring camperz b setting off fiyrewerkz, dey luk so pritty reflectomizing on deh wadderz!! Ower liddlol fiyrewerkz not can b as impressive as deh big wunz in Lunnon, but wii enjoiz dem nundehless.
*raiziz glass tu cheezpeepz*
Cheez!!!
**leekee eyez** **sniff!** annipuss, dat wuz moast byootimus gnu yeers greeting! Yu iz the bestist! Anna berry berry BERRY happee gny yeer tu yu! {{{{{{annipuss}}}}}}}}
Ineewun gotz a shamwow?
**gibs ph a shamwow, butt nawt hur purrsonlol wun**
Ofankyu rhsb! Ai nose dem are press shus tu, wut wif yur pointee hayred frend bean in prizzun an awl.
**blows loudlee** Yu wantz dis bak? Yu kin still yewz it! Wadsh, ai’ll kleen yur windurs wif it! **wipe wipe wipe** O, dey iz a liddlol smeery. Sawree. **Leebs wifakwikness**
Ai hope yu hazza gud gnu yeer red! Ai lubz yu!
Nope, u can keeping dat wun.
I haz a purrsonlol shamwow, fanks to Griffyn. Hur gibbed it to me wen wii meeted in Memphis.
hoppy noo yeers, ani!
Happy New Years!! Some of ya’ll have already seen it. Duz it look any better than the last one so far?
Dear CC, I hope it’s a good one!
Hugs to yoo, Chikkin Man, teh teenadj boi, Pookie, Babykat, Lucy, an teh famlee!
Wow, that’s a lot of cats!
Moar teh marryer!
Lots of fyre works here in bark-shire as well, but i’m too far away from the river to hear the ships…
Happy Mew Year to all
psssssst…
the cheezfrenz in You’re Up are already in 2010. here, it’z only 2009.
so, how are things, there in the future? usually we can only find that out wif the Time Machine, and Igor hasn’t taken it out of the garage for a long time now.
happy happy happy new year to everyone out there. health, love, happiness, and all good things to you all.
{{{{{Fleep}}}}} Happy Nood Reer!!
Happeh Nood Rear, Fleep! Adn a bery happeh Natal Dai tomorrow!!!
Nood Reer?!?!?!
Ifn u haz teh nood reer, I hoap u iz sumware wiffa warm!
Sebben Kittehz awn
t3h Bed andz stillz dayr rume 4
Hewmin?… Dat’z nawt ryte!
Midnyte Kittehz habz
t3h besstest spawtz! Dat’z bekuzz
dayz knoez dayr Hewmin!!
Banilla Iess Kreem
Kitteh habz hurz oawn bed. Dat’z
‘cuz hurz t3h oaldesst!!!
Jack.
Frenz, I put dis awn my Facebook padj, butt I kno nawt eberywun heer iz a member, so plz to allow me to post it heer alsew:
Remembering 2009.
At midnight on December 31, 2008, I stood outside in the backyard of my parents’ house, held open my arms, looked to the stars, and said, “Welcome 2009. Hope you’re better than 2008.”
(I had been out there for several minutes, enjoying the quiet and enjoying the feeling of the hope of a new year, when my mom poked her head out the door and said something about it being too cold for me to be out there, and I’m sure she also questioned my sanity.)
My divorce became official in February. Although I originally opposed it, I’ve made peace with it and now agree that it’s for the best. My ex-husband is now someone whom I hope finds happiness.
I wrecked/totalked my car in March. I loved my little 94 Corolla and really hoped to see at least 200,000 miles on it. The day of the wreck, “Rhoda” had 199,400 miles. To replace her, I bought a 2009 Toyota Yaris – only the second new car I’d ever owned. (The first one was a 1989 Olds Calais.)
I “ran away from home” in April, with the help of some accomplices. Although I had some very nervous friends here in KY, I hope their fears were alleviated with both the steps I took prior to leaving, and the fact that I came home safe and sound.
I got a speeding ticket in early May, the first one I’d had in years. I was doing 22 mph OVER the limit, but the officer graciously knocked down my offense to 16 mph over.
I moved out of my parents’ house in September, to a townhouse-style apartment. I really like it.
Shortly after moving, I adopted Dini, my floofy calico. I didn’t choose her – she picked me.
I went on antoher trip – this time a road trip – in October. I drove the ~450 miles to Memphis, TN, meeting my “accomplice” from the April trip, and we met up with another online buddy who lives in Memphis. Although it was a short trip, it was fun and a much-needed break.
Not long after returning from my trip, Sarah joined Dini and me. She’s got some issues with the litterbox, and we’re still working on that. She has blossomed into one of the most beautiful cats I’ve seen. I guess eating quality food and living indoors is agreeing with her, as opposed to digging in the dumpster and sleeping wherever she could.
Now that 2010 is less than 5 hours away, I’m feeling somewhat hopeful again. There are things that I want to accomplish, and although I logically know that not everything will come into fruitioin, I hope that the positive stuff outweighs the negative.
Best wishes to all my loved ones for a Happy New Year. May 2010 be the best year of your life so far!
{{{{rhsb}}}} Happy Gnu Yeer!! Hope 2010 iz mucho bedder dan 2009!!
Fanks, cween!
Yoo too.
2009 had its brite spots, butt had room foar improovmints. I hoap 2010 bringz dem improovmints!
Ai haz o-hai hopes dat 2010 beez teh besstist yeer ebur fur yu! {{{{{{{{{{red}}}}}}}}}}}}
Iz still 2009 heer in Birginia, Yew-Ess-Aye! Four about free moar ourz. Butt a happee gnu yeer, oar nood rear, oar wutebur maykes yew happee, tu awl my Cheez Peeps! May 2010 bee teh bessdist yeer ebur fur yu awl!
this made me laugh so frickin harD!!!!!!!!!!!
HAppy New Year Europe!
YEs, I’, buzzed!
FROm EUrope
LOL! looks like my house, except we have a couple more…
Hey! I resemble that photo!
Except that my vibrating hot water bottles tend to lie in a clump – usually pushing me off…
This looks just like me. I only counted 7, I have 8. Sometimes I get overheated. Two of mine take turns on my chest and one sleeps on my leg and the rest just on the bed by my face or feet. Toasty warm in Minnesota.
i used to do that whith my cat