I hate to say it, but this dress makes your butt look big. very big.
musta hadz 2 many pizza rollz.
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An it klashes wif ur furz.
congRATS! *dans*
Oh yass. Derr iz still sum noms left awn teh boofay inna last lol. Ai awmost furgitted dem.
o roobisch – we AWL noes dat *nuffin* clasches wit de furz – witnus de byootifuly matchkin hayrz on enny cat-oaner’s cloafs. Sillee!
teh hayrz r teh fashun akkzessoriz
Zacklee!!
An, at dis tiem ob yeers, jus fink ob teh insoolayshuns valyoo – ebree littol bit halpings!
*hassa chillee (nawt teh taystee kynd)*
*rubrubrubs teh kittehs awn hur tu getting moar hares*
Con-CAT-enayshunz, Red! U gitted da tawp spawt awl bai ursef! Haow wood U liek 2 sillybrayt?
Ohai, Aahz!
I want teh Cheezmenz to dansdansdans foar me! Prefurrablee, “Ly-style”!
yay foar Ly-style!
*hazza kwik sad finking uv Ly*
Well, sintz U askded liek dat, I wheel duzzit 4 U (in memree uv owr biluvvid Lyanthya)
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*nekkid dansdansdans*
*Aahz shakes his thang*
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C’mon, awl U gyz — iz 4 u gud kawz!
**claps floofy paws**
Yay, Aahz!
Fankyoo foar doin dat.
Aw, shux — nawt uh prawblim…
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Bisyds, heer at teh ind uv da yeer, we haz bin teh rimembrin owr kittehz hoo krawst teh brij, butt (!) I finksew it iz awlsew teh gud 2 rimemburz owr deer Cheezfrinz hoo krawst teh brij az whale.
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Iz oanlee fittin — Lyanthya did 24 owerz uv nekkid dansdansdansin 4 mai burfdai lastist yeer, sew I thinkted it otay 2 nekkid dansdansdans in herz memree (n awlsew 2 sillybrayt ur nawt-sekkund)
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*kwyitlee hazza sad 4 Ly wyl restin from dansdansdansin*
O Aahz, ai haaz a sadd fur yu nau. Aifinkso Ly wuz well-luvvd. Fankew fur yur dansdansdans, wuz mush preeshyated!
O yesh, Lyanthya wuz teh luvvd bai awl.
She was an active commenter on ICHC, and was well-liked by everyone who swapped comments with her. One of her trademarks was the tagline “nekkid dansdansdans — Ly shakes her thang”. Sadly, back on June 2, Ly crossed the Rainbow Bridge quite suddenly and unexpectedly. Cheezland had a great and tragic loss that day. You can read some of the heartfelt comments from other Cheezfriends here — but have some kleenex nearby if you do.
/lolspeak off/
Lyanthya was a most unusual person, self-described as “a bit mad – not like a wet hen, more like a hatter.” She lived in Scotland, where the weather caused her to stop her profession of “naked dancing” IRL.
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And if I may, with a nod to Elton John — to Lyanthya:
It seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind
Never fading with the sunset when the rain set in
And your footsteps will always fall along Scotland’s heather hills
Your candle’s burned out long before your memory ever will.
Datz byootiful Aahz. **leeky eyes**
Fanky, PH — I hadded teh leeky ayz wyl I wuz ritin it…
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Butt (!) U noe, Ly wood nawt b teh wontin us 2 moap abowt wif teh lawng faysiz, herz wood wont us 2 pardee hardee 2nyt.
I can haz mai sad-ayz tym 4 membrin Ly, iz naow tym 2 dew watt Ly wood wont 2 dew!
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**Aahz rolls out portable bar and 7-fountain champagne bar**
Naym ur plezhur, evvywun!
Alrite…..in memburinsez of Ly…..
**luuks arown wif a nerbiss**
**sheds clothez**
**Nekkid dansdansdans**
**Red shakes hur thang**
**sheds fevvers**
*Nekkid dnadansdans**
**kick kick kick**
**jazz talons**
Butt(!) I havz company over! *does nekkid dans dans dans any wayz* *puts cloves back on* *runs back to kitchen*
Cloves? I gess dat wood b otay n da kitchin…
*muttermuttermutter*
stoopy wp eeted mai cawmint
Well, if u promiss not tu laff —
*takingz off kloze*
I finso i won’t b dewing dat agin. 
*nekkid dansdansdans*
*cween shakez hur thang*
*uzzer thangz shakeshakeshake*
*motorhome shakezshakezshankez*
*Nayburz fink an erfkwake haz hit adn run fur deir livez*
Awsum jawb, cween!
**whispurrs** I nawt do dat mutch cuz stuff nawt stawp shakin inna timelee mannur.
I finso, I haz tu muchlee thangz fur deh shakifying!!
Ifn wii coe-oardnayts owr nekkid dansdansdansing an teh shaeking ob owr respectib (if nawt rispektibul) thangs, it shud priddee mush ballins owt, an noebuddee wud get hert.
Insidentlee, awltho nawt innisintlee:
*nekkid dansdansdans dansdansdans*
*nicewitch shaeks hur witchlee thang*
Awl in merembrins ob Lyanthya, hu sownds liek sumwun ai wud has hassing teh honnurd tu noeing.
Ohai cweenmj! Fanky 4 joynin n da rimembrints dansdansdans 4 Ly! Cors we nawt laff — iz 4 uh gud kawz
Dis b a gud day fur rememberifying deh frendz, furry and nawt so much furry, dat haz lefting owr livez.
*goez tu deh Princess Mu Medow and sitz and memberz*
After a minit oar tu, standz up adn beginz singing…
♫♪♫♪
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and never brought to mind ?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and auld lang syne ?
For auld lang syne, my jo,
for auld lang syne,
we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
And surely ye’ll be your pint-stowp!
and surely I’ll be mine!
And we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne, my jo,
for auld lang syne,
we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
We twa hae run about the braes,
and pu’d the gowans fine ;
But we’ve wander’d mony a weary foot,
sin auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne, my jo,
for auld lang syne,
we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
We twa hae paidl’d i’ the burn,
frae morning sun till dine ;
But seas between us braid hae roar’d
sin auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne, my jo,
for auld lang syne,
we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
And there’s a hand, my trusty fiere !
and gie’s a hand o’ thine !
And we’ll tak a right gude-willy waught,
for auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne, my jo,
for auld lang syne,
we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.
*wipez deh leekee aiz*
*klappitee klappitee klapittee*
Dat wuz teh grate, o mai cween!
*dabz teh aiz wif uh haynkee*
Adn beein in deh O ridge in awl Scotz, I dint eben haz tu lolifying it!!!!
*wunderz just wut a “right gude-willy waught” iz. *
Aifinkso iz teh ole scotz naem fur teh walk inna heather.
A “right gude-willy waught” is a drink (draught) of good fellowship. Kinda appropriate, don’cha think?
auld Scotz iz teh oridginul lolspeek?
Oh, aye, and thankz tu u, mai gude frend, Aahz! ♥♥
Ennyfing 4 U, ur majistee!
{{{cweenmj}}}
Schmoo 2 U, n Happeetayl Noo Yeer! Haz sum shampayn — I roalded owt teh shampayn fowntinz agin sew derez enuff 4 awl!
O, n b4 I furgitz…
**gets 2 glasses of demi-sec champagne from the fountain**
**gives one to cweenmj**
**bows head reverently for a moment**
**raises glass**
Heerz 2 teh Night Watchman!
**klinks glasses**
Cheez!
A willy waught iz a generus drinkie uz sumfing strawnger dan tee!
Happy Nude Year, eberywun! I shake mai nekkid thang in memree of Ly, but bery quikly becaws it is cold heer, we has teh sno an dat is nawt gud wiv teh nekkidniss. Awlso ai finkso we shud remember Matt hoo wuz bery brave but sadlee went ober teh brijj dis yeer too.
Now, champagne fountin, u say?
Yer frens tell yu the truth!
yesh, teh “halpfull” frens.
mebbe u a size biggur dan u fort
mebbe u shud putz some pantz on
pantz wiffa dress? doan be sillee!
Den bekumz uh toon ick.
Ohai I wud liek to tayk dis oppatunaty too spam mai “spank it into shape” perrogram
an heer ai thottid eet wuz teh cheezburgers.
Ohai, keshet!
Dis be my noo yeer’s rezolushun!
ai haz a tredmill. iz borked.
U should has moar fish. Like my Zoe is trying to do here:
Zoe b teh nowin dat birtchooel fish can haz noe kalreez…
cyoot videeoh!
butt butt fysh iz teh pleh
…unles eet bi sushi.
yesh, ai nohs ai iz teh weerd.
hab moar fish.
izz nau onn mai NY rezlooshuns liszt. fankew!
I finkso hur iz tryin to stell ur shinee lektronik fingee!
I hadda confishcate it when she brang out her pointy endz to get at teh fishies.
Izznt dat watt skreen purr-tekterz r 4?
Zoe jist wants tu take dem owt and luk at dem in teh lite! Zoe iz hur mamma’s gurl, aifinkso!
aifinks teh wurd iz “protijeh”.
Wif LCB, da werd mite b “plonquais”
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I jess worsht mai hanz n kaynt dew uh fing wiffem…
aifinko yu is rite keshet! Haz yu seen Zoe? Hur hazza MASK, jist like LCB, and hur hazza stollen tayle. Zoe wuz bornned tu be LCB’s protijech, um, dat iz, LCB’s kitteh.
*protijeh Ai mytta had tu mush shampain. **nods** **stumblols**
Is NOT a stolen tail! Is herz. She winned it in a card game fair and square. STN.
Hmfph. An sumwair dere izza gamblin kitteh wifout dere stripey tayle.
Kittehz kinnawt deel cardz, cuz ov dat hole poseable fumb fing!
butt butt iffen goggies cans plai pokur tehn whi culdunt teh kittehs?
kittehs awl cheets wif awl der kewtness ans mish..misc…monkey bizness minds…
Awnna warm summurz eev, onna trayne bownd furr nowair,
Zoe met up wif teh gambloler, dey were boff tu tyred tu sleep…
Sew dey tuk turnz a-starin, in teh LCB’s howsis’ windur.
Teh treets were rattlin loudlee, an dey beginned tu speek…
Himz sed, “Kit, I’v mayd 9 lyvz owtta reedin hoominz faysiz,
Nowin watt teh cardz wuz bai teh wai dey smellifyz.
Sew ifn U doan mynd mai saiyin, I kin smell ur owtta aysiz.
4 uh tayst uv ur katnip, I’ll givz U sum adbys.”
Kenny Rogers ref FTW!
So I gibbdid himz mai nip roll,
and he drank up awl mai waddurbowl,
Den he likked himz privatz,
an den he called himz troll.
And teh lol got deffly kwiet,
adn the cheezpeeps runned fur cake
Ai sayed if yur gonna play in cheezland,
Yu muss be nyce fur gudniss sake.
**stanz awn bak feets an clapz floofy paws**
AWSUM! Bravo!
U gotta noe win 2 mold ‘em,
Noe win 2 scold ‘em,
Noe win 2 slink awai,
N noe win 2 pownts.
You never shred teh sofa, wen yur hoominz is nawt wurkin,
Dere’ll be tyme enuff fur shredding, wen they leeb teh howse.
Yay, PH! We didded it! We singifyd Teh Gambloler!
**hi-fivez Aahz** Yay us! Aifinkso we shud cawl it “Ode tu Zoe.”
Dat wood b grate! N ifn herz nawt-sekkund naym b Billee, we kood kawlz it “Ode tu Billee Zoe”
Bwavo!! bwavo!! An eggsalad duet!!
( I nude u kud duet!! )
Ohai cween! Yu iz steel nude? Iz yu steel dansdansdansin? Shaykin yur royul fing?
Donut let dem stik teh cloves in yu!
Happetayle gnu yeer!
whew! fur ay minnut theer ai wuz afeered taht sumwun yoinked zoe’s tayl. happi tu heer shi styll haz hurs.
Warez mai kawmintz? Derez spowsta b sum laff-indoosin kawmintz…
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Stoopee werdpoopz…
*calls Dr. Tinybutt fer diet adbise*
*dr. tinycat sez mebbe gibs moar cheezburgers to kittehs an less to self*
Dat beddur nawt b huzbin kitteh, cuz huzbin kittehz r nawt spowsta kawmint awn fingz liek dat (ifn dey liekz livvin 2 C teh nekst dai, dat iz…)
Gud adbise, Aahz!
Guies, wen ur wummin axks yoo dat kweshtun, luuk hur inna fayse, BEE SINSEER, an say, “Hunny, u luuk gud in eberyfing!”
Oh, an ifn u iz soo inklined, gibs a nawty wink an add, “…an nuffin”
Noo Yrs. Revolution: IB pormises to reed msgs b4 posting teh dooplicatz like him just didded.
Apolologees, rhsb.
Nawt a prawblim, IB.
O hai to new peoplez!
kitteh haz big butt… but no hed. poor kitteh.
wellll, awn da obber hand, wun kanz mayk tha butt bigga wif my ova prawduct cawl’d “gravee”
Banilla Iess Kreem
Kitteh fyndz Wizzurd’z Hat dat
wunss wuz Cheech Wizzurd’z
T3h seekritt ubz Cheech
Wizzurd’z Hat wuz dat it maydz
feengz invizzibbill!
Invizzibill Cheech
Wizzurd Hat nawtz wurks so well.
Needz 2 beez beegurr!!!
Jack.
Ai wantz tu wish eberywun da bestest uv Gnu Yeers. Glad tu get ridz uv dis wun – it nawt be da greatest, but at least wii all be abuve dirt
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**gibs da Ly nekid dans fur remememberances and to sillibrate 2010**
Pointy ends alert level RED (for cat speaking)
Ai iz awl dressed up an nao ai haz no place tu go, cuz mai butt luks beeg! Ai wheel jist flop onna cowch den. Duz dis cowch make mai butt luk beeg?
Well, yeah, but only because u’r sitting on ur head.
Golly, watt uh mintul pitcher dat iz…
Ai nawt luks lyke a pitcher! A bowl, mebbeh.
boles dunnawt has ploomaj.
PH nawt haz plummaj naow…hur tuk it awf up teh thred adn nawt putz it bak awn yet.
Iz yu nawt happee bout dat, WRr?
Ai uzed teh smiloling debbil diddun ai?
iffen himz wuz nawt teh happi hi wudda uzed tihs wun
Ohai, WRr!
Did yoo enjoi teh schmoo I gibbed yoo awn teh prevyus lol?
U fink Ai iz teh kinda rat dat wuud kissntell?!
**shrugs**
I dunno.
I wuz afeerd I had runned u awf.
Ai iz too owld adn achee tu runz ennewhere.
U needs teh massadj an/oar teh hawt tub?
Gud Idea. Hedz tu teh sekrit hawt tub behin teh NB.
Rite bee-hynd yoo!
**gets teh best vue dat way**
Kerful, WRR — iz nawt DAT sekrit — datz da wun watt haz teh veedeeyow kamraz 4 taypin … um … sekritz …
Nawt ennymoar.
**hidez shawtgun an surbaylins camraz wut luuk lyk dey been shootid**
waet…dere wuz kamaraz dere?
tu badd ai nawt new dat….
juss kiddink….aifinkso….
yah…jusst kiddink…
Ohnoes, kitteh. U haz sticked your feets indabucket. Dis nawt happeh Noo Yeers at kitteh hous. Mrs. Kitteh gonna be teh nawt happies. Allus to be sayin “U iz lubbly in dat dress, deer. Notz to be makin u look teh bigs!”
Happy New Year all my Deer Cheezfrenz.
*toot toot toot*
*Pop pop pop*
*Fizz pop whizz bang*
*Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
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Yoo too, TM!
My bestest to yoo an awl at teh HoT!
*holds hands over ears to protect them from teh festive noises*
*hugs tidmum wif elblows*
**hoaps dat iz festib noizes an nawt sied effecks of TM’s dinnur**
Sowwy Aahz.
I finkso I has teh post-trawmatik-stressin-disordurz ovur dat, fanks to a gui at werk.
Himz awlwayz maykin stinkee in owr teenee-tinee room. Pleh!
I has a officemate whut clears hims throat with a constancy. Is teh annoyifying but not teh smelly, so no, I won’t trade. kthxputacorkinit
LOL!!!!!!!
ai jusst liturallee ROTFLOL’d!
Hai Daddy
TAYA!! OMCC!!!!!
*flyinktaklolhugglolz*
Adn hao arre yoo dowink?
*hugglolz*
Ai iz dowink gud. butt mai pyooter att hoam still borked sew ai iz awn mai sissy’s eggstraw laptawp. Ai goez hoam Mundane. Mai sisfur sed seh wud lawg inn foar meh an let yu awl no hao ai iz. ai kin cek awn mai Lol-G Rumoar fone-fing, butt(!) itt taeks lawng tiem tew postify .
Happiee Gnu Yeer to all cheezfriends! I’s off to bed, since I gots to be workin tomorrow!
sweet dreems! iz 4 hrs til midmite heer anna teh peeplols iz awlreddy blowyng ups teh fyrewurks.
Ermmmm….
ohai?
Sry ai’z nawt bin heer fur a littlol bit…..
DK!
Walkum bak! I haz missded yoo!
Watcha been up to?
erm….ai’z bin awn baykayshun….
att teh beech….
adn eben tho ai’z bin heer fur too weekz, ai’z bin…..sittink inn mai ruum, awn teh internetz……
dis iz jusst saddenink, nao dat ai finkso abowt itt…..
sheesh…ai nebbur ebben wenteded owt awn teh beech dis hoel baykayshun….
oh welz…nawt nuffink dat ai canz du abowt dat nao….
hao iz yoo dowink?
Yoo iz at teh beech an nawt go owt dere???
Meenwhiel, I’m freezin.
Wut beech yoo at?
ai knoez….iz sadd, izn’t itt?
iz still kold heer
ai’z att mytlol beech rite nao…altho ai’z goink hoam tumorrow…
mayk shurs yu tayks a wawk onna teh beech befour yu leefs tumorrow.
a littlol laet fur dat…..seeink az itz inn teh middlol ob teh nite, adn weez leebink in teh mornink tumorrow…
iz nevvur tu layt fur ay wawk ona beech!
Oar a relax inna hawt tubz.
*streeks tu NB tu jump inna hawt tub*
Seen Deek Clark iz maykin mee hazza sad, a liddlol.
hoo??
Dick Clark, the original host of New year’s Rocking Eve, on ABC. Ryan Seacrest hosts it now, but they roll Dick out for the last few minutes.
2 minnits!
20 seccunds!
Harpy (triplol harp, furr teh Welolsh) Noo Yeer, ebbrybodiez! Iz 2010 heer in Eaasrun Tyme USA!!
HAPPY NEW YEER!
59 minutes!
Schmoos tu awl!
Schmoos!! *Fros cormfetteez* Happy nood rears East siders!
weerd. teh comfetteez ona mai flore luks an aweful lots leik goggie hares…
*shakez littlol multi-kolored skaelz ebbereewaer adn awn ebberebudee*
hay, ai nawt knoed dat ai culd du dat….
sweet!
*shaekz moar skaelz ebbereewaer*
kool! dragun skayls!
ai hadda halfling wunce wu “akwired” a gold dragun skayl…
If by “akwired” you meen “procureded”, den mee tooo…
“akwired”? hmmmz….
*giz slitely ebil lukk awn faes* Hmmmz……
oh wellz!
annewun watn a fyer fur marshmallowz oar sumfink?
shi did aks nawt-sekkund. onest!
okaiz den….shur….
noh mattur hao stikky teh fingurs shi gnu bettur tahn tu steel eet.
okaiz….ai beelibez yoo….
hmmm…ai wundurz hao marshmallowz wud bii wiff eggnawg….
*startz littlol fyer* *proseedz tew roast marshmallow awn itt*
marshmallows an eggynog sownds nummy!
ai knoez, rite?
Hmmm….aktchulolee, ai wundurz wut eggnawg, marshmallowz, adn cheezburgerz wudd taest liek…..
ai dunawt finks addyng teh cheezburgurs tu teh eggynog wuld tayst gud…
hmmm….yu gawtta poynt….day mite nawt go tugeturr tu wellz…
maebee juss hab dem sepuratelee?
cheezburgur wifa eggynog chaysur sownds gud
eggzaktlee!
*kookz upp a few cheezburgerz*
watn wun?
*Nose perkz up* watz dat I smellz cookin?
yes pweese! awl tihs tawk uv fud haz mayd mi hungri!
heer…watn a cheezburger?
*kookz sum moar cheezburgerz*
hoapflolee, wii can haz enuff eggnawg!
*watnz* *nods*
*gibz cheezburgerz*
ai putted sum tattur totts en teh ovun. tehy shuld bi reddy suun.
Hmmm…nawt shur hao wellz doze wudd goez wiff marshmallowz…..butt oh wellz!
tehy goze grate wif teh cheezburgurs
*bringz owt ketchump*
all rite! *noms*
*NOMNOMNOM*
mmmm…
*ding*
teh totts iz reddy!
*bryngs owt beeg playt uv tattur totts*
Nomimitee lishus!
nao ai’z reelee startink tew git hungree…adn ai nawt can git fudz, cuz itz 2:30 inn teh mornink!….hmm….
ai sry theer iz noh layt nyte noms neer yu.
yah…eggspeshualee az awl teh fudz iz pakked awai fur owur tripp bakk hoem tumorrowz…
Happeh Nom yeers, Dk, Happeh barfday an Nom yeers keshet!
fanks pj! iz fynally mydnyte heer an mai nayburs has bin blowyng up teh fyrwurks sum moar.
Hear too, (wen it waz midnite) Punkin dudz nowt like!
she wented to hyde in da closet. 
G’ nite! keshet an cheezpeepz! Youz made 2009 a gr8 year fer me!
Yoo too, burd!
ai styll haz 3 moar owurs.
*rayzis glas uv shampurs*
tu teh cheezpeeps!
Dat’s gud, iz still yer barfday!
*toasts cheezpeepz and barfday peeps*
dat iz nawt sumfink ai wantz tew du tudai…..ebben iff ai duz drinkk a littlol tew mucch ob teh eggnawg….
iz gud stuffz, tho….:D
wellz, yoo gitz tew sillybrayshunz, den….wun wiff awl ob uzz obbar inn teh eesturrn thyme zoen, adn wun wen itt komz arrownd in yur thyme zoen!
ai haz bin sillybrating awl dai syns itz mai burfdai.
o kool!! ai nawt beeink knowink dat…
well den, yoo gitz tew hab an ebben biggur sillibrayshun den!
ai gits tu crash ani noo yeers parti ai wunts!
tish yeer ai haz teh coff an snifflols sew ai iz sillybrating at hoam.
Aw…ai hoepz yur coff adn snifflolz dissappeer suun!
fanks! iz bin 2 weekweekweeks ann ai feels mush bettur. mai bruddur hazza coff tu an sayd hiz doktur telled hym teh coff culd last 5 weeks!
yipe! dat wudd nawt bii gud…
HAPPI, HAPPI, HAPPI NOO YEERZ TU AWL TEH CHEEZPEEPS!!!!! Iz finually 2010, adn I’z bii sineing owf nao. Gotz tu bii gettingz up erly tu bii katching teh playne tu NU ORLEANGS(!) whar Ai bii fur 2 daiz, den Ai getz awn a bigbigbig boat wif mah sistur adn wii goez tu MEXICO fur fibe daize. WOOT WOOT WOOT!! A reel bacation fur wonst. Ai haz teh eggssitement! See awl ob U in a week! Smoozzz adn beems tu awl.
HAPPY NEW YEARZ, MOMCHAN! Hazza gr8 time!
hab funz awn yur baycayshun!
sayf travuls! enjois yu vaykashun!
Itz 12:33 AM inn Norfeaster Pencilveinya. Wish awl inn Cheezland a berry hoppy gnu yeer full ob gud helf, peace, happiness and financial prosperity.
Ohai Cheezfrens!! Happitayle GnuYeer Tu Yu Awl!! Iz 103am In Ohio, 2010! Got tu be bedder dan 2009!
Yu awl has a safe nite an day, wach aut for da cwazy dribers!(an da drunks)
Schmooz tu youz! —–3kom(Cindy)
wuddn’t doze bii teh saem….afturr awl, arren’t moast drunkz peepz krazee driburz?
Ai jist gottid teh bestist gnu yeers gnuz! My Gawdsun iz gwonna bee a Daddy! Di izza grate way tu start teh gnu yeer! **duz a happe dans** **Wigglol Wigglol**
**shaykees tayle fevvers**
**Wigglol hed tu teh rite**
**Wigglol hed tu the leffed**
**shaykee tayle fevver**
**Jazz talons**
YaY!
YaY! Cormgrachulizatiomz!! Happy new yeerz, parrothead!
Conga ratz!! U can spoyl teh great gransun eben moar dan teh gransons aifinkso!!! Den send dem hoem tu mawm.
*runs in with bukket of anit-rinklol creem and a hunnert-dollar-trowel*
*applies creem to parrothead wif trowel*
*runs back out*
Frenz, I finkso I’m gonna hed to bed.
Happitayle Noo Yeer to eetch an ebery wun of yoo. Yoo awl iz lyk my famlee, onlee better!
**Schmoos awl teh Cheezfrenz, den crawlz up teh stayrez to bed**
hoppi noo yeers an sweet dreems!
Schmoo! Schweet dreems!
woo! first post of the new year!