
Window coverings for the bedroom. Reason #23
bware of dose peeping tomkittehs.
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Window coverings for the bedroom. Reason #23
bware of dose peeping tomkittehs.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: eyedoc via Advanced Lol Builder
*comes in onna float – powered by awl the happeh gnus roaming round cheezland these days*
*it is built up of a multeetude of cheesepuffs made with whiskee marinaytid cheddar frum TTI and is compleetleh ediblol*
*on each side there are shamper-fountayns and hawrd of YNGs stand wif trays an distribute the shampers to all in cheezeland*
*At the weel is Nennepus, dressed up inna dress wif sparklers inher hare*
*shes wawing at everywun*
*at the JCH4K roundabout she hands the weel to the fyreman coz shes got anudder party to go too!!*
*lets elebenty glittery, shinee balloons go in de ayre when she leeps and sets off giant sparklers all round the float*
Happy noo year everyone!!!
Fanks for making my days briter and moar ufny!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{7cheezeland}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
oohh nenne……..an floate maid ob cheezpoofs!!!!
*drool* *nomnomnom*
congarats awn (litrully) leedin da purade!!
*whispurrs*
i cut an paystid too early – o the huge boblols!!!!
deres hyoog boblols tew???
*deploi pointy ends*
*chaises boblols roun da puraid*
*watches willyboi pop a boblol*
*snikrs a bit when willyboi gets drenched in shampers*
*hands willyboi a shamwow*
ooh…aiz tinglee awl ober!!!
*dris hare wif shamwow*
deed sumwun loose a bunneh?
um, pleez can wee haz de fyreman an de weel too?
conga rats Nennepuss an Annipuss, fankew fur de balouns an sparklurs, an happee noo yeer to ebberywun frum me – ai muss dash, as ai haz tu singz a purrformans, butt(!) iff ai getz tu de feater an bak (LAWTS uf fyrewurks goin bangggg! owtsied orlreddy) an iz nawt tu knee bree yaytered arfter feater parteez, wil com bak tu say ohai to EBBRYWUN!!
*leebs behaind unlimmitud botuls ob chilld shampain and sparkluy aplol joos an runns*
Ooh, drinkies! Thx The Lovecat!
*partayks uv teh sparluy applol joos*
Fankies, TheLovecat!
*waives tew Nennepus*
Ooooh, u luuk sew pritty an sparklee!
ai thowt teh parayde wuz tomorrow? oar izzit tomorrow alreddee fer u? ai gits a confuzed!
*panniks kaus hurr flowt iz nawt reddee yet*
oh noes – ai got the date wrong!!!
but – I’ve gotten sum fyremens to wurk onna noo float for me tomorrow – so we can all enjoy this wun tonite!!!!
it iz bery bery bootiful! an taistee!!
Itz ok — u kin jus call dis teh dress rehearsal, aifinkso.
*wanderz in frum nap*
Did I sleeping awl day??? it’z Noo Yeerz Day awlreddy??
*Checkz calender*
Whoooo. U skeered mii dur a minit dere, Nennepus.
{{{{Nennepuss}}}
A littlol eerly sillybrating duzn’t hurting ennyyfing!!
iz a wundermus preevyoo ob teh parade!!!!
*oooh, aaaah*
finkso mebbee heerz a gud playse, besides conga rat yoolayting nennupus an anni on tehms nawt-sekkunds, to menshun taht:
anywun hoo wishes to party sipate in teh parade tomorrow hoo haz not postifyinged heer before shuld making tehms furst posts today so taht weirdpress kan habbing time to choo tehm over an deside if tehy iz trolz or spam. also rebember to posting in teh name yoo will be yoozing in teh parade, an taht weirdpress duz not likeing names taht culd being a danjur to teh moralz ob cheezland!!!
This wuz indeed a grate prevyoo ov teh wunderful things to com tomorrow!
Ai ar VERREE impresst – an suddenlee think ai need to werk harder awn mai flote!!
Dis teh best partee ebur! Cheezfrenz iz teh best frenz ebur! Mai Happycat impreshun, let me show u it.
Kitteh iz shokked!
wut haz bean scene….
cannawt bi unscene!
Ai rekomend yoo si shrink en plenteh uv alkolols!
I see what yur doing in there.
an u bedder stawp it rite naow!
So it’s curtains for us, then?
yepp – coz it blinds us…
kitteh luuks lyke shadee karakter tew meh!
ai shutters et da thot…..
duzzit gib u a payne?
Do you want some shades?
teh fuchurs sew brite ai gotta ware shaydes!
Plz to mayk shur dey iz dayshaydes & nawt nightshaydes.
Best draw a vale ober it
Ai fink we shud dror a vael ober taht remark!
yew awl iz beeun cornice agin!
doan sash meh yung laidee!
Plz to put on some pants now
Kthx
But… but… when I dids put on some pants, teh calico kitten attackified them.
well then at least go under deh covers
But… but… I has to go, um, powder my nose!
Why? It is not even shiny.
Well — we cant haz LCB steelin hur own nose, now can we?
*wonders whut strenth tissues would be needed to blow a steel nose*
600 grit super fine?
Does they make those with lotion innem?
Dey kud call dem “TuffPuffs.”
They might make them with linseed oil or something.
Summ feengz dat Kitteh
seez canz nawtz bee un~seed. Poar
Kitteh habz Trawmma!
Hewminz luukz atz eetch
uddurr wenz dayz tryz Makin’
Liddill Skwishee Wunz!!
Beeg Gye habz Furz awn
him’z bakk jusst lyke Kitteh duz.
Summ haow, dat seemz RAWNG!!!
Jack.
*snerk:
*hand kitteh sum brayn bleech*
kitteh furs, want,
guys with a furry behind
DO NOT WANT
kitteh finks, kan do wifowt liddle skwishy wun in teh howse, so dont go to all teh trubble, kthx
I always snicker at Jack Deth’s haikus, but this one almost made me guffaw out loud.
Nice one, Jack!
LOL!!! Just wunderful, Jack! Happee Noo Yeer!!
May yoo bring us az much joi in 2010 az yoo hav given us since we started heer. Just WUDN’T be teh sayme wiffaut yoo!
peeping tom kitteh singz…
♫ When I look out my window,
Many sights to see.
And when I look in
myyour window,So many different people to be
That it’s strange, so strange…. ♫
Blaaaaargh!! Jus startd snowin lyke a bugger heer! Aifinkso mai eggspresshun luuks jus lyke kittehs
Snowing here 2
*Pakz up boxez uv sunshine fur bluesfan adn two_kittehs.
*Takez dem tu Post Office and mailz dem.
The gal bhind deh cownter sed u shud git dem in 3 tu 5 dayz, not cownting deh Holiday, oar deh Sunday, so, um, I finso, bowt dis time neggst week u shud haz deh sunny shinez. Until den, u will haz tu make dew wif deh monkey shinez on ICHC!!!
fanks cween, you is deh thotful!
dere wuz posed tew bee a bloo moon bisible toonite, aifinkso ahm nawt gonna bee ablol tew see it naow *powts*
butt (!) awn teh uvver hand, a gang uv kidz jus walkd by mai window, awl blowin noizy maikers! fweep fweep fweeeeeep!
dere reali iz such fing as bloo moon?! I fot taht wos jus a figur of teh speek!
iz nawt reeli bloo
jist meens iz sekkund full mune en wun munth – yoosully deres onle twelb an yeer/wunce an munth…
duzzint happin dat awftin… thus da sayin – wunce inna bloo mune
Sumtiemz teh moon lukks bloo bicoz uv dust in teh atmusfeer. Dat awlso happins berry raerlee – eben less offn dan 2 full moonz in wun minf!
Same here.
o da fings kitteh could tell! Blackmail begin in 3, 2, 1…
Should bring some valance to da sichuashun.
*…is noo but looks hopefully at hoomins wif shampurs ober by float…*
plenti fur evvurywuns!
*bryngs shampurs tu shepmom*
wellkome tu Cheezlan!
that does not look like her hubcat…
hmmm..
It’s “Uncle” Frank.
Heer cums KCT’s parade awfering..A giant balloon….O, Shayped liek KCT! *Balloon big enuf foar a blok controlled by Sunny, Inky and Pyewacket hoo is too liddlol an iz carried by teh balloon**KCT helps gide teh balloon* Uhhhh! Wii traiing nawt to be carried away wif teh balloon!
Oops! Teh tail uv KCT’s ballon just took owt 20 elebenty parade watcherers!
Up-up-an awa-a-a-ay in mai byootiful balloon. Ai feel a song comin on!
oooooh! aaaaaah! wat a bootiful balloon! hang awn tite!!
Wheeeeeee! Ai see u as ai flys away towards NH!
Kitteh wundurz hao u getz ur leg awl teh way up dere.
no wunders — kitteh can do it too! but usuallee duz it when grooming.
*snerk*
Ai iz so glad ai diddint haz a mowf full uv tee wehn ai reeded dat!
Easy. I study yogurt.
Fanks!! *…offers plates of mini-blooberry skoans to parade-goers…*
*…runs off to organize honor guard of faithful kitteh-loving German Shepherd protectors…*
hai kittehs
ohai taya…hao iz yu?
Mai hoam pyooter still borked sew ai iz uzin mai sis’ eggstra laptawp wen ai bisit mai famlee. Mai Lol-G Rumoar fone-fing duz werk butt itt taeks lawng tiem tew add teh post. Dat iz whai ai haz nawt bin awn heer…
We has mist u! hoep u can get ur pyooter fikst sune.
ai hoap sew tew butt ai mai haz tew git uh noo wun….
iz nawt wot u fink! i hab ich, teh naybur wos onli won arownd tu skrach!
onist!
For an exploration of what cats would report of the things they see, I recommed ‘Tobermory’, a short story by H H Munro, aka Saki. I’m afraid Tobermory the cat held us humans in deep contempt.
See also the short story ‘Tobermory’ by HH Munro, aka Saki. I would also like to add that Vista is a pile of poo.
The caption for this photograph has one major FLAW. Calico cats come in only one gender and that is female. So the caption about this being a tom cat is inaccurate.
o mai frickin’ ayebalz!
More like rule 34.
From the cat’s expression, looks more like a reason #34.
INVISIBLE HUMOR.
ok…we must need window Coverings as per Rule 23