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Herts mai teef
Conga rats anni leading teh speedee peepz!
Hao’s teh floo?
Nawt gud! Ai still haz a lo feber an coffcoffcoff an Ai aer fed up wiv it!
Thx fur teh congrats, tho!
Mabbeh u shud LICK chunky waters to lower teh fever? But iffn u feels cold, nawt a gud idea. No. forget it. Here, have a hot drink. And a blankit. And put ur feet up.
*wraps Annipuss in blankit*
O noes, duz yu still takin teh tamifloo adn otter medisinal compowds such as hawt wisky grog wiv hunny adn lemmings?
Hoap yu fite it off bai teh noo yeer, adn hoapin Puddy_tat iz keepin well.
o hai
thanks – i has a bit of a sniffle, but don’t think i has teh piggyfloo yet…
ooooh … what a nice festive abatar u have, Puddy_tat! Looks awsum. And ai give u a gold medal for being Annipuss’s gopher over Christmas while she was (is) stuck at home! U are a wonderful cheezpeep and son!
aww, thanks.
the festive catavar is part of this picture –
ht tp://images.cheezburger.com/imagestore/2009/12/30/9b62e14d-c02a-4040-b9c6-72ac846f8f82.jpg
i got him as an e-catmas card a few years ago, i think the kitteh are meowing in german, as well…
must go and luk – BRB!
Yes, it is meowing in German, how cyoooot!!!
Finisht teh Tamiflu dis ebenin. Ai haz 2 be caerful wat Ai taek ‘coz uv teh diabeetus! Soe far P_t seems OK…..
heerz a hawtwaddur bottlol inna cuvver taht luks – adn fealz – lyk a liddlol lamm – keaps yu warmz adn snorglee … adn heerz a bowlol uv teh majiklol chikkin suop – izz eeben beddur tahn itz wuz yess turd dae … feeolz beddur, hokay?
Thx! Mai SIL sez chikkin soop iz beddur dan penny sillin!
It tastes better, at least!
Troo, dat! An teh delibery is beddur *remembers a corse uf penny sillin shots dat maed standin up teh best opshun*
PLEH! Do nawt want!
OOOO it b a 5 way ty!!!! off tu deh ty boo teek, wif awl uv u!! Anni, sweetpea, nightshayde, Italiana adn bluesfan, u am awl full uv win and awsum!!
Deh ty boot eek b habbing lotza stuffz fur deh upkumming Gnu Yeer….
noiz makerz wif kitty faisez dat u spin, pointy shinee hatz wif deh kittehz on em, streemerz, adn deh tradishunal blowy noyz makerz wif deh fevver on deh end fur deh kittehz tu chaiz. W00t!! w00t!!!
ofangyu, mai cween! … *dansdansdans awf tu teh ty boo teek, adn yoinkses a OOH! SHINEY! pointee hatz (foar mai pointee hedd!), adn sum stremers tu froe rownd teh off iss and maik teh messifications*
i cy, kitteh
wotz dat u see?
kitteh
Creemee — nawt chunkee, plz.
Ai lieks mah waddur liek ai lieks mah peanut buddur.
wiff chokklit?
wiff a stroor???
Wif jellee?
wif toest?
wif banana?!?
Mikst wif burdee ceeds an spred awn pyn coans an pud owt foar teh burdees an skwrrrls!! (tu mii, peenur bunner bees teh plehplehpleh pttooi ick.)
hazza PLEH!
Iz tew cowld! Waaaaaaah!
GMTA bluesfan!
Yay!
Naow iz tew warm! Haow kom u kan nebber git it jus rite?
Adn nawt fresh, adn bits of fud flotin in – iz nawt gud enuff
weel, ai dinna put dose floaty bits in yur wadder! Yu put dem dere, yu musta wannted dem dere! Naow yu haz ta drinks dem. silly kitteh
Friezzes onto mah whikkers
Iz cawwwwwld
If ai wanted waddur dat cawld, ai wud go owtsied wif teh stealf kitteh frum teh preevyus lol.
Wadderz shud b splosshee, not krunchee!!!
Mah Skimble akshullee lurves playin wif icee kyoobz. He liesk to batbatbat and chasechasechase dem arownd teh kitchin.
Adn jus leeb tehm so taht teh hoomanz slip rite ober!
And dey can meltify to gibs da hoomanz wetz soxies!
O teh hoomiditee!!
Nawt to menshun teh porositee!
an teh wetsoxitee!
Adn teh coaldtoseity!
Nawt want wet waddurz eevther!
Mai siks be getzin broked by teh chunkee watrzez
Figgz it nao!
oar sooner!!
imeeeeeegeeitlee!
toot de sweet!
stat!
better dan toot deh nawt so sweet!
Wud taht be toot deh pleh?
aifinkso kitteh bee yellin “MAAAAAAAHM!”
ken be fuhn ta push arounz deh flohr.
Eggselent slide factor!
Chunkee milks not so gud either, akshully. Chunkee soop, is okay, so long as chunks is sposed to be there.
Mah big boi snorglebelly LURVS da chunky wadders! Alla thyme WANTS!
mai goggie luvs teh chunkie waturs! donnut fink anu uv mai kittehs haz leikt et tho…
Mai goggie too- but leeves crunched up bits for me to step and slip on- whoopsie!
Deer cheezpeepz ai iz needin sum adbysse, wich ad blokker do yu yoosin to keep teh ads from poppin up awl ober teh plaice?
guud kwestshun! teh roll-ober adz iz bahd enuff butt laytlee ai iz gitten sum free floatin adz taht hover inna middlol uv teh skreen! teh wunz taht stai taimlee awn teh sydelinez dere doan bovver meh, jus teh reely introosiv wuns
advises aneewun?
I use AdBlockPlus with Firefox. LOVE it!!!
sorree tew bee nozee but kan uze adblockplus wif IE? duz it kost a munnee?
ai kinda stoopy bowt fings lyke taht….nawt kno mush.
i don’t think IE comes with nice things like adblockplus
fyrefocks does not cost any munnees – you can download it for no munnees from
ht tp://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/personal.html
you can also turn it into fyre kitteh if you want –
ht tps://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/104
and just another think -
a few stoopid web sites won’t work with fyrefocks, so it’s worth keeping teh pleh IE as well…
yup, like if u needz tu updating ur microsoft stuffz…
i haz it tu. i duznt think it b werking wi IE. it b an add-on fur fyrefawkz. it duznt costing enny munneez, and deh fyrefawkz b free, tu.
Puddy_tat instawld Fyrfawks awn mai PC an Ai sed OK, but Ai don’t fink Ai’ll yooze it…. Um… nebber yooze IE naow!
Yup, deh fyrefawkz iz so nice!! Adn it updatifyingz itsef. Adn deh adblokker updatifyingz itsef, tu. and deh kitteh “skin” dat Puddy tat menshund iz so kewt…
I uzes teh Fyrefawx allathyme…hadda yoose Mr T.M’s lappy lass week week weeek wen myne wuz indispozed an him has teh assplodr as defawlt……*klunk* ….. I needid a hole trybe ob fan boiz to keep mee kool..
Az uvverz haz sed, it duzzint werk wif IE — only wif Firefox (wich costs no munneez at awl). Both Firefox & AdBlock Plus are fast downloads & installation takes no time at all…. and Firefox is supposedly much more secure than IE.
Try downloading it & give it a shot. You don’t have to get rid of IE (I have both on each computer). You could use FF just for ICHC, if you wanted to. I can’t even begin to describe how much more quickly this site loads without all the ads.
Firefox is very easy to use — the controls are quite intuitive. Even my woefully technologically-challenged Mom can use it. 
ai alsew uze teh fireyfoxy an luv luv luvs et! ai uzed et onna mai pc befour cuz ai diddunt leik internets explodur. synse ai gotted mai mac ai uze teh fireyfoxy becuz nawt evurry syte leiks safari. ai addid adblocks wiffin teh last yer an hazza happi cuz ai wuz veri annoid wif teh adds an hao invasuv tehy wuz bicomming.
Well fankyooz ebberywun fur tihs adbice – nao ai jus haz to sir-jest to hehoonoesebberythingabaouttehcompooter if himz wantin to instawlin tihs wunermus fing!
Juss do It…..
poor Kitteh
Goggies luv chunkee wader
i herd goggies liek almost anyfing. teh pet collummist in owr noozpaper sed himz sekkund goggie will only eet fings taht “fit in her mouth.”
ai has wun goggie whu izza pikky eetur, butt mai uthur goggie wil eet ani fud. shi evun leiks jalapenos.
sienna, mai toller princess, b a BERRY pikky eetur.
BERRY strayndj, sins she b a retreever, n retreevers b FAYMUSS fur habbin de BEEG apehtait!
her lykes de froot, tho (iffen no can be buhnanas, acuz dey b NASTEE!), n de alfalfa sprots b BERRY taystee in hers opinyon!
n yes, de chunkee wadder b BERRY pleesin tew mai princess.
ENNI kynd ob wadder, reely – chunkee, splosshee, n eben de starryshaypd kynd – HAORS pleying in de snow n kold wiff hur – i can has!
*lol*
Mmmm … alfalfa sprouts. Wif lemming joose & salt. *drool*
I can haz?
OB KORRS yoo can haz – heer!
*hands ober BEEG boks ob alfalfa sprouts tew nightshayde*
sorrrr – i no haz de lemming joose, butt (!) yoo can haz de salteefying fingee!
Yesh–yoo can has awl ov myn: der u iz!! njoi!
OHAI CHEEZEPEEPS! ltns ebberyone! ai hopes eberyone hads a wunnerfull catmas, an ai hassa best fishes fer new year! Ani, ai hoping yew gets a better seewn, ai see yew has teh pleh flu. hopes no wun elses gets ill over teh winter munfs!
Zelkina
{{{{Zelkina}}}}
Ohai!! u b taking keer, tu. And haz ursef a happy adn helfy noo yr.
Ohai Zelkina. Thx fur teh get beddur wishis! Ai fink Ai aer awn teh mend!
Ai izz getzeng reddee tu kloasify teh off iss untyl Moandae … cheez- tahtz neggst yeeryeeryeer!
Ai wantzes tu weesh awl mai cheezepeeps a Happee Nood Rear – a happee and helfee twenny-tenn tu wun adn awl adn ebree adn teihr buddee!
*hedbonks adn purrs* … adn *SHMOOOOOOS*!!
Schmooos tu yu two!!
Happee Nood Rear *snerk*
ai alreddy haz an hippi nood reer….
aiz jist nawt beri happi bowt et
Feleechay anno noo-obo to yu to Italiana adn see yu nest yeer!
{{{{{{italiana}}}}}}
If ai finks aboot my nood reer ai am rarely da happicat…. Ai will fink about ..um…udder stuffs–da CREEMS!! ya, dats it. But den, it is da CREEMS that got me da bad nood reer. so is jest a fishysauce circlol, eh?
Happee Gnu Eers, Italiana! Cee yu in eevur teh last yeer ob teh nawt-sekkind dekkayd ob teh Twennee-Nawt-Sekkind Senchree, oar teh nawt-sekkind yeer ob teh sekkind dekkayd ob teh Twennee-Nawt-Sekkind Senshree!! (Ai nebbur cud figger dat owt – Let Teh Deebayts Biggin!!)
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Seekouttrap an Pinkpandas2153 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday cakes, lushus wite cakes wif fluffy lemmin icing, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filld wif bownsy ballz taht sparkle liek disko ballz wen tehy bownse, wind-up disko-dansing bebbeh zombie dollz, kandee, an fansee sparkly play-tattoos taht not hurts to putting on an tehy washes off wen yoo iz done wif tehm!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
**heers a speshul fun burfdayfairy puzzlol: sumwun hoo haz comminted on dis LOL haz thems burfday tomorror on teh last burfday ob teh yeer! kan yoo figyuring owt hoo it iz?**
**also, teh burfday fairy holliday frendly challinj wuz a graet suksess!! lets rebember to keep luking for teh noo frends an lonely commints an make shur evreewun (eksept nasty trollz ob corse) gets a reply an a frendly cheezland welkom – iz more fun for evreewun taht way
fank yoo!
ooh… ooh.. ai noes!!!!
*waivs hande wildlee*
pik meh…pik meh burfdae fairy!!!
ai nohs sumwun whu hassa birfday tumorrow, butt ai dunnawt nohs iffen tehy iz onna yur lyst.
iffin dat sumwun iz frens wif da burfdae fairy oar hur sekrit idintitty den shee noes an dey wil git kaek an prezzies toomarroe
I nose who it is!
Eben nastey trolls need da lubs–!! Just donut feedz dem, espishloly aftur midsnacht!
Aut hear, we kall it eis.
eyes!!!???? yu sai da kitteh iz plain wif an boul ob EYES!!?
*runz an hides eyes*
Noes!!! William is tawking GERMAN!!! Ice is Eis in German! Silly peeps! Come back! Don’t be shawcked!
Kitties here think chunky water = toy. Bat at floating chunks. Don’t think they’ve seen it that chunky, though. (Sorry, I can understand the odd language here, but can’t make my fingers produce it.)
noh knead tu applologize. uzing teh lolspeek izzunt mani…mandi…reekwiurd.
kittehs (an goggies) leiks tu plys wif lotsa fings!
ohai an howdi silverpie!
doan wurri – lolspeak iz opshunil
Welkum to cheezland silverpie, nebber mynd if yu nawt speeking in lolspeak, we iz understandin ovver langwijeez too!
*howlds owt floofeh paw of frenship*
Welcome to Cheezland, silverpie! Don’t worry about the lolspeak — we’re bilingual (some are even multilingual) & we’ll be able to figure out your standard English.
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
*startz teh clok*
Welkum, silverpie! Les cee hao lawng it taeks yu tu tawking liek dis – ai betts yu nawt taek lawng! Butt (*!*) yu doan has tu ifn yu doan wants tu.
O, an wach owt foar lolcatburglar – LCB bees teh lublee purrsin, jus hassing teh xtreem fondniss foar teh shinees. Ifn yu wynds up in hur pokkit, jus yel, an wii’l kum get yu.
yu getz da hangs ob itz! jus pretinds u canna spell and haff a cowd!
Don’t worry, silverpie. I can’t speak LOLSpeak very well, either. By the way, I’m CK, better known as collegekitteh. Welcome to Cheezland.
*extends large floofy paw of friendship*
Better know as the video kittehman, the kittehman can’t find it noone can.
Big chukee waderz halp ewe be like cc wok onde wader
Rainbow, my only cat, who I have owned and loved since I was tiny, has just passed away. We will miss him so much. Rainbow will always be remembered in the lolcat community and our hearts. We love you man, it won’t be the same without you here! :’(
{{{fionn croke}}}
mai much lubbed n furebber missed bearded collie boi totte (who wented tew de bridje in febrooraree dis yeer) will b welkomin rainbow ober dere.
ai noe iz HARD loosin your furrenz in dis lyfe, butt (!) we WILL see dem agayn, n until wii do, dey b watchin ober us!
{{{fionn croke}}}
yu haz mai deepist simpathies.
{{{{{Fionn Croke & Rainbow}}}}}
{{{{{Fionn Croke an ur famblee}}}}}
I’m so sorry you’ve lost your lifelong companion. Please take comfort in the knowledge that, as much as Rainbow blessed your lives, you blessed his – with love, and safety, and warmth, and frendship. As you adjust to the space he’s left behind, I hope you’ll come here to this loving place. Whether you feel you can share or not, rest assured that we understand your pain and loss, and that we hold you and your beloved Rainbow in our hearts.
{{{{{Rainbow}}}}}
Welcome to the Princess Mu Meadow – you have many friends here who will care for you, as you wait for your people to come.
Mai fawts is wif yu–iz hard to sai ‘by to a aminal u luvs.
mebbe nawks weke ai wil go to da kitehs-by-da-pound and jus stert to luk fur a new frend. iz sooo hard–dey is sooomenny der and dey is awl so sad an in da dangermous from da u-no-wut. ai wantz 2 bringz dem awl home!
Mi tu. But if yu saev jus wun, yu saev teh hoel whirrld, speshlee foar dat ‘wun’. Ai
hoepsnoes yu wil fynd teh purrfict kitteh foar yu.At least one of our cats considers ice water (with actual chunks of ice floating in it) a special treat, especially in the summer.
soooo perfect
i bet datz a walmart bowl! imjussayin.
DIS IS DEE BEST LOLCATZ IZ EVER SEEN. IZ HAILARIOUS.
i duz doh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!