
Stealth Kitty 1 to Home Base: It’s frickin cold. Over.
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Stealth Kitty 1 to Home Base: It’s frickin cold. Over.
Picture by: Anca Caption by: SnowballMan via Our LOL Builder
sno. DEW NAWT WANT!
Congrats jk2k!
congarats jk2k, u leeds teh 5 wai brayde! Woot! Luuks lyke tyme fer a trip tew teh ty booteek!
fankees anni an bf! ai iz habbing teh sno-eez heer, sew ai cud uze sum snoshuus an hawt choklit!
*danses awf tew tybootik wif anni, bf, ph an 2k*
Can Ai cum in naow? Ober
10 four , good buddy.
how you are, annipuss? piggy floo still pestering you?
thx fur askin! Ai’m still coffcoffcoffin, but feber is gon, so Ai fink Ai’m awn teh mend!
dat be gud, we’d haet ti ifn yu wsnt
shadow yu ar blooey!!!
iz dis noo oar iiz jist nawt noetist befour?
Rawjer Ober, yew kin kom in.
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Ober?
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Kom in Ober.
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Wuts her vector Victor?
And hold the Mayo!
Rawjer, hoo’s Rawjer??
Mai kuzzin!
And Bob’s ur uncle, rite?
adn tihs izz mai bruvver Darryl, adn mai uvver bruvver Darryl
No, you must be Don Francisco’s sister.
Stealthy kitteh asks:
N-E-wun gno N-E-fing ’bout Aunty Freeze?
dey took awai hurr nitee?
Dats relatively cruel
*snert*
its wild probly.
‘Probly’?? Yu shur ur reelee sykik, psychic kitty??
I fawt ai sawded hurr heddin tu teh Nawty Barn wif Unkol Fester …
No, YOU’RE Don Francisco’s sister …
Bob’s gawt neffyoos? Din’t ennee ob hims famblee get tutored in tiem??? O teh shaem ob it awl … *hangs hed in shaem* … o luk, ders a nikkol …
Stealth kitty 1 to base; “Woah, a tauntaun just walked by.”
Lemmee inn!
..erm…rodger, ober an owt
Hoomins beddur git me in sun!
I wanna go to Hawaii
suUn. Oar sun wood wurk tu!
O hai, parrothead. I thinked of u when I was teh driving back from Ohio teh other day. There was a car on teh turnpike wif a Parrothead licentious plate that said “SIP IT”. Somebuddy u knoes?
Somefing wet just tuched me
eek!
NOt me Iyes dry, warm, cuddley.LOL
aifinkso it wuz awl taht nachure! *shudderz*
“you just give nature some space, and it won’t try to kill ya.”
Ohai, Tessm. Ur abatar iz so bery kyoot!
*titens CHRG(wdoi)*
ai stil bees warm adn dri! lolz ai bees stil in mai beddee, plaein on teh interwebz
Banilla Iess Kreem
Kitteh braykz oetz t3h Floof 4
Coaldz Wyte Stuff wethurr!
Banilla Iess Kreem
Kitteh sneekz upz awn hydeeng
Cheezburgr Masheen!!
Cheezburgr Masheen
coodz wurkrz if layzee Hewmin
woodz jusst cumz Outsyde!!!
Jack.
Banilla iess kreem kitteh- perfekt! Do Want!
Ai will haz teh banilla iess kreem & teh kitteh — but u kin keep teh frickin’ cold wevver, tyvm.
Akshullee, we haz sum banilla iess kreem kittehs awlreddy. Mebbe ai shud let sumwun else be adoptified by teh kitteh in teh pikshur.
Stelf kitteh iz stelfy.
wun uv himz snaomeltinginfyin layzuhr ayz be borked – iz awl bloo fum de kold!!!
I lubz deh kittehz wif deh mismatchifyinged aiz!!!
*waivez ohai tu mumrik*
Hopez u and ur goggie b awl warm and kumfee!
mai cween…
*bows b4 cween*
(awlthou ai b a gurlpuhrson ai donut do de kuhrtzee)
yus, mai goggie, princess sienna de most wunnermus, n ai b keepinz warm and kumfee – as long as wii b nut aotsyde!
eet b WUN degree fahruhnhait ober heer in zweeden tewday (ixipt eet NUT b WUN degree fahrunhait – eet b -17 degrees celshus – saym fing, onlee diffrunt! *lol*), n so we onlee can has short walkees aotsyde (sienna b plyin in de snao n habbin de funs – ai b freezin n not habbin KWAIT as much fun!).
is going to dry my wet paws on your new sweater!
aftur ai leafs muddi foots prince awl ober da haus………
mai haz tu dippifie dem inn da liddurbauz nawt sekkund….
OHAI!!!
Yay fro da cheezpeeps!!!!
Iffin yu goe tu da cheeztown cryer dere iz nowns mint dat in jist 24 owers wee haz raizd 460 munies fro da tutorin ob Nicewitches kittehs!!!!
bee dere a wai wii kan see a runnin towtal?
ai dew nawt noe…yu cood aske LCB – shee iz da wun runnin et
LCB sez if shii putz up a total on deh donate fingee, shii haz tu updating it manually, and peepz eggspect tu seeing deh number change wen dey makez a donashun and fink sumfing b borkt. Iz eezier just tu gib u O kay shunal updatez. sry. But wii noez wii b dewing gud adn am gibbing Nicewitch a big happy.
otay, taht maiks sents! fank u mai cween!
erm…ai haz sentd u a emayo kwestshun…
I b mulling it ober…. dere b seberal gud suggeschunz kumming in.
duz u bee mulling it wif teh cyder an cinnymon an awl?
mmmm….hot mulld cyder…..taht wud bee sew good rite naow!
dats a lot 0 edumacation!
ai kan has snoesute?
I haznosoot, neever.
O mai, ai uzed tew hait it wen mahm maid us ware snosoots tew skool! U hadda sit daown in teh hall tew taik awf teh bootz an teh sno pantz…
Beeing raized in MennySnowDaiz, EBBREEWUN wore deh snosootz. It wuz eezer wair a snosoot oar freez tu def in deh -20F wevverz waiting fur deh bus.
ebreewun in noo hamster did tew, ai dint lyke it tehn but dese dayz ai wud ware wun inna hartbeet! Ai noe lawnger kair iffen ai look lyke a doofus, az lawng az ahm warm!
Ai growded upz inz Noo Yawk … lotsa snoe tehre alsotu … the worstest prololblum wif teh snoesutez wenn ai wuz liddlol, bakbakbak inz teh Stoan Ayjuss (b4 waddurprufe fabbrikz), wuz taht teh woollee snoesutez wud getz teh wett awl teh wai fru, and tehn tehy wud atartz tu smell lyk teh wettz goggieses! PeeYoo!
yep yep! Wii livd in smal town sew ebreewun walkd tew skool, no matter de wevver. An wiff teh soakin wet snosoot an teh soakin wet wooly mittins an hat an skarff an teh bootz ful uv meltd sno bye teh tyme wii gots tew skool wuz bowt fitty pownds hevvier dan wen wii set owt!
Ai livvded inz teh bigbigbig Cittee, adn wih walkded tu skool alsotu. Mai elly mental ree skool wuz onlee wun blok frum mai howss, butt(!!) itz wuz uphyll … yupz, inz bofe dreckshunz, speshullee wen itz wuz snoefying … sumtymz wih wud fawl bai aksident, adn sumtyms weed fawl aksid dentallee awn porpoise (awltho noe porpoises wur harmd inz teh prowd duck shun uv tohse wawks), so wih wur awll wettz adn awll goggie-PEW-smelleng bai teh thyme wih gawtted tu skool, oar bak hoam inz teh awftur newnz.
ANON! Cormin frum New Jork tew da Minnesnowta… just add anudder layur of parka.
bin dere, didded taht!
CATS: Base schmase, awl yor frozen harbls awr belong tew us.
And u are welkum to dem!
frozed harblz — DEW NAWT WANT!!!!
otay, butt (!) awl yor frozen marjaritas r belong tew meh!
butt butt wil yu shayr? pwetty pweese?
Oh noes! A chilleh kitteh!
dat simmilur tew an kewl kat?
[fights urj tew maik referee-ants tew Walter Lantz Penguin]
[heds tew NB]
penguin bee sew kool
Wifowt uh doubt
lolz
mia kitteh watz outzid wen itz waz snowinz si weh let hiz ot,hiz sood dere adz tok of!!:D itz waz so funni!
ohai dere cowboymycat – yu iz noo heer?
*eggstinds floofy spawtid paw ob frenship*
mai williboi lubs da snoe two….hims runsrunsruns roun liek krazykat…
den ataks da snoes purtindin tew huntz meeces…….sillah boikat aks liek an goggie sumtiems
Mai kittehs stai innsyde butt wen ai wuz a kidlet wii hadda baismint kat naimed Dandylion (wat kan ai sai, wii wuz kidz wen wii naimed hurr taht
) whoo luvd teh sno. Shee wud barg fru it lyke a lil snoplow wiff jus hurr hed showin bove teh snowz! Watta grate kitteh shee wuz! *hedz tew meddow tew visit Dandy an awl mai uvver hart kittehs an goggies*
ai onle letz williboi goez owt inn snoe fro an liddle wile…ai wurries hims lil feats wil git frawst bit…….suzyq setts awn da dri pourch an wachis hur krazy brudder………laste yeer wee hadd soe mush snoe et kame upp tu tawp ob williboi’s bak!!
Dat wood haz bean ober suzyq’s hed iffin hur wuz krazy nuff tu goe owt innit… hazzint had nun soe farr an ai hoaps wee stais dat wai…ai libs et da tawp ob grate beeg hill an kant git tu wurks wen et snoes
ai finks Dandylion iz gud kitteh naim – we wunce had an floofy orinj boi naimd Lucifer…. wee cauld him Lucy
wuz hi ay bringur uv lite?
*nods* hymns wuz brite orinj liek da sunshien
hims wuz da moast beetiflol
anjilkitteh inn da heabinz*nitwun, purltu, nitwun, purltu … TA DAAAAH! – myttunses foar williboi’z widdlol chillee pawses!
Az ai rekall, mai ‘rents fowt it wuz sillee naim fer awl blak kitteh butt wii dint kair. Dey prawmisd mai sis an meh taht wii cud naim teh noo kitteh sew shee wuz hour Dandylion
Teh Kitteh Hoo Camed In Frum Teh Cold
spi kitteh iz duin da kamoflawj rite
banila izecreem,markerheetas ai tinks dis kitteh bee ize whine
Ohai, thatldogirls! U is wif mezzomom, yesh? Welkum! *extends feeler to shake hands/paws*
speshul foursis kitteh haz teh gud camoflajjie!
alpyne rejjimentz, aifinkso
ize whine bout dis wevver, aifinkso.
Italiana beminded me-when i was liddolkitteh bac when hektor was puppeh, we liffed on top uv hyll. in da winters >>MushAgin<< winters we would slideyzoom down da hyllz. Butt(!) u must be berybery carflol that you didnot fall wawkin bac up, or u wud slyd all da waaaay down agin on your slippy snosute. Hyy-stayr ik lol!
I REALLY hate winter here in Oklahoma. It’s UNPREDICTABLE. Today, I tried to deliver to a business that had ordered from where I work (I work in foodservice supply), and there was a SIX-FOOT snowdrift blocking the door. I had to go OVER the snowdrift, carrying the items by hand to get them to the customer. My. Boss. Is. An. Idiot.
hmmm…. ai wud fink it wuz teh kustumers responsibilitee tew maik shure dere wuz akcess iffen dey wan tew git dere orderz? Ai haz nawt wurkd taht kind uv jawb sew maibee ai iz spektin logik ware nun eggsistz.
deh man hoo not shuvlol deh snow iz deh idjit. I’da tole him I kum back wen deh snowdrift iz goneded.
Um.
EYE’d lyk too poynt oot dat EYE lurve da iz.
KthxbEYE.
Yay! U kan haz awl teh iz U want! Ai rentz a beeg U-hawl an sendz it tew U, ‘kay?
LOL, K!
I lurves kitteh (and puppeh) iz espeshully when dey dont match!! I hads a Aussie Shepherd and Hubby hads a Husky! My Shepherd hads THREE eye colors!! Ya rly!!
Udder dan teh missmatched iiiiis, dis kitteh luks jus liek meh Cotton! Her coming inn frum teh kold yesterday cobered wif snoes an ai dint notiss till ai petted her.
at lees won bloo i kitteh no iz deef.
Bowie cat is chameleonic!
Hmm, odd eyes. Maybe the cat cannot hear so well.
teh green I is his nite vishon!
My cat, Ramsey, looks IDENTICAL to this cat; except that his right eye is amber and his left eye is blue. He’d be speaking right now, but he’s sorely upset that he has a…copycat.
this puts lol to a hole nou levl. rght?
Look its david bowie kitty in the snow!
Stealth kitteh iz desu