SOME DAYS YOU GET FAST FOOD. SOME DAYS FAST FOOD GETS YOU.
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fite harder, kitteh!
In Soviet Russia, fast food noms you!
K-R-B-C, yours IS the true caption!
Yes this would be a much better caption.
In Soviet Russia cheezburger can has you!
Win. Thanks for saving me the effort of posting that
Who let da cat awt ob da bag?
nobudy. which is why Kitteh is pretti mad, ifinkso.
No fair! Iffn goggie git let owt, den Y nawt kittehs?
♫ Hoo let the cats owt? ♫
♫ Meowr…Meowr…phhtphht ♫
I’m lubbin it – NAWT!
have it ur way!
luks leik kitteh wil bi abul tu fynd hims wai owt uv ay papur bag uzing teh pointee endz.
Aifinkso kitteh awlreddeee did. And haz teh nawt happee meel. Der wuz no cheezburger adn no nipz inna bag.
Teh last happee meel I had nawt werked. Aftur I finished it, I wuz still unhappee.
teh fun syze candi bars iz teh sayme. mai eyedeah uv fun iz mush mush beegur.
Dats wut shii sed.
Wait! Wut?
**mind goes strate to guttur**
**tayks self to NB**
*tryz tu whistlol innosently*
*fayls mizzurabloly*
*ponderz “mush mush” *
u liking Mr. Softy??
*runz tu Nawty Barn*
Ohai guize.. I fink u mite like dis new reblolbing door I jus’ instald on teh nawty barn..
Ohao kon bean yunt! Dis wurks fur mee, cents my mind iz alwais going tu teh Nawty Barn, den bak agin.
Iffn yew git uh seezun pass, iz mush cheeper tew.
Ai gawt mine laminated…SEE?
[holdz up slitelee soiled admishun card]
**whipsurrs to ph**
Jes nawt touching himz card. U prolly nawt wanna kno why it haz a stikee.
**wrinklols beek** Ewwww! Ohai NC66, datz a berry nyce card! Nofankyu, ai nawt wants tu hold it. Butt ai mite need wun ov mine own. My-nuss teh stikee pards.
**applyz anti-wrinklol creem to ph’s beek**
Ofankee rhsb, ai kin hab sum ov dat by mai aiz an awn my fourhed tu? An mebbeh a liddlol by teh cornurs ov my mouf? Heck, jist pour the hole boddlol ovur mai fayce.
Why? U turnin in2 a wrinklee burd?
Shirley nawt….
Dey is laff lynes! laff lynes, ai tell yu! **sobs** An donut cawl me Shirley!
Alrite, dey iz laff linez.
U must laff ALOT.
**narrows eyez at floofy wite red-hed** Ai izza happee parrut, yu nose!
Oh yesh yoo iz!
An kwite teh dansur, too!
iz otay tu be jellus. **nods**
Whyte burd CAN dansdansdans!
um, nawt sew mush
Ain’t dining owt in Soviet Russia uh beach?
maibi kitteh iz hyding frum teh kreepy king?
[shivers]
Uhg! Ai hate does cawmurrshulz.
Ewww.
Kreepy King is . . . kreepy.
DO NAWT WANT!
(But wants da burgers, plskthxbai.)
ai likes teh kreepee king! hii alwais makes me laff jus becaws he is kreepee!
Kin ai eet dis?
Kin dis eet meh?
Ai alwais fink dat win ai eets shark.
Ohai, all you wonderful Cheezpeeps! CK here again with another installment of “CK’s Blasts From The Past”. I think that this particular bit from the late 1980′s suits this LOL very well.
Nice now I have a craving for three big Macs.
Oar ebben moar past-eeyur — frum da layt 60s — da nawt-sekkund “McDonaldLand” kummershul:
)
(wattz reelee skerry is dat I akshullee memburz dis kummershul win it wuz awn fur reel
Poor Ronald… Those cheezburgers went straight to his thighs…
Poor Mayor McCheez — they went straight to his head…
LOLZ!
and the life long fear of clowns starts
ai duns ermember teh wun frum teh sixtees, mebbee caws ai grew up in a mcdonaldsless town. ai lubs teh fronsh frii bush an teh singin bergers an cheezbergers, which were reyoosed in latur ads. ai ermembers finkin in teh 80′s it wuz berree skeeereee taht eetin at mcd’s wud make yoo hab clown shoos!
Dhe Nite Watchman haz been bizzy werking wif deh Cheezland Band gitting reddy fur deh Gnu Yrz Day Parade. Hii lubz deh marching adn deh sownd uv deh brass band. Hii hopingz dat deh band will b purfect in deh parade. Deh YNGz, hoo making up deh band, haz ben thinking, “think, think, think” tu lurning dhere partz. Adn deh u knee formz haz arrived, so deh YNGz won’t b nekkid in deh parade.
But teh Nite Watchman duzn’t neglecting himz reglar dutyz wif deh kittehz. Deh moon b full and brite az deh Nite Watchman walkifyingz thru Cheezland. Deh moonlite reflex off deh splashee wadderz in deh JCH4K Fowntin. Winkee b wif deh Watchman tunite, scampering along, sumtimez in frunt, sumtimez bhind, and sumtymez investigating a dark corner.
Cheezland b berry kwiet tunite. Deh soft snow mufflolz wut few sowndz dere b. Dhe Nite Watchman pullz himz scarf close az hii hedz tu deh Princess Mu Medow. Wen hii arrivingz, hii cawllz tu awl deh kittehz and dey kum running tu him fur skritchez and snorglolz. Ebbry kitteh gitz lubz and hugz frum deh Nite Watchman. Hii seez Sooty playing wif deh kitteh noen az Possum hoo just kame tu deh medow frum Griffyn. Possum had libbed a berry long life, and had ben berry sik wif FIV.
Dhe Nite Watchman pikz up Possum and sez, “I haz ben told dat u chose Griffyn tu b ur human. U chosinged well. Griffyn did ebbrefing shii kud fur u, but finally, shii had tu dueing deh hardest fing. It borkt hur hart tu saying gudby tu u.” Hii petted Possum az hii kuntinueinged, “It b berry hard tu b a human. Dey lib so long, dat dey offin haz tu saying gudby tu mennee fur babiez. It b eezier, I fink tu b a kitteh. Deh life iz short, but dere b fewer hartbrakez. U kin staying heer and playing wif deh uzzer kittehz until Griffyn kan kum tu beeing wif u.”
Just den, Winkee kame up and kliminged ontu deh Watchman’s sholder, hur favrit spot. Deh Watchman skritched hur bhind deh eerz and shii purred hur tiny purr in himz eer. Winkee smiloled tu hurself remembering dat deh Watchman had ben in deh Medow tu greeting hur, tu.
Fank U cweenmj. Iz teh beautimaus Nite Watchman storee.
Marco and Noey kom running owt ob the bushes
where dey had bin playin’.
Marco rubz Eric’s legz *purr purr purr*
and Noey hedbonks Possum and Winkee.
*BAP BAP* Noey runz away wif uh kwikness.
Guess shii wuzzn dun playin’ jes yet.
Yu has a talent. I has da leaky eyes, butt(!) the story is wonnferlol. Fank yu, qween, fank yu.
Awwww. mai iiiiz haz springd a lekines.
>sniffle< mine to. Loverly storiee O cween.
*Handz grma adn orangestripeykitty sum Shamwowz.*
Thankees mai cween. >dries eyes< So, since IcanhasShamwow, I can wash windoes, wash mai car, baff da goggie…ohwait, can't do any uf dat. Is winter, has four feet of sno…….
Myne tu. Iz hard, remembrifying all teh lurving kittehs dat havv crost teh brijj and left us heer…nawt taht tehy ment two…but Aifinkso Eric is rite….dey mebbe haz it eezier to go on a head and wayt fur us to fynd tehm again in the meadow…
*hazta stawp on a count of teh leekiness*
aifinkso Eric is compleetelee rite. ai flotes a football wif a tuggee rope comin owt wun end tew Gilligan, hoo wuz a deer fren ob mine’s goggee.
sniff sniff sniff
yooses shamwow
And Rainbow frum do not liek lol…
Josie iz prolly wanting extry belleh-rubs an eer skritchez.
Cween – Wud yoo telling teh Nite Watchman to gibs Josie a messidj foar me? Tell hur I sed, “Fanks foar sendin Dini an Sarah.” I miss Josie, butt Dini an Sarah mayk teh hurt a liddlol less.
I will passing deh messij along. Aint it wundermus how deh kittehz finding us?
Oh yesh, it iz.
Bofe of deez floofies finded me. Dey mayks me has teh crayzee butt I wud nawt trade dem foar ennyfing inna whirled.
I haz notissed dat u sownding much happier sinse deh kittehz fownded u.
I finso dey haz 1 ur ♥.
Dey mayks teh pleh dayz bedder.
Egg-sept wen Dini desydes to warsh my hed/hares at 5:30 inna moarnin……
Mia lykes to do that too!
Kittehs has a knack for dat. My favoritest kitteh, name of Toad (crossed deh Bridge years ago) just showed up wun dae on deh farm. We fink he was dumped. He wanted *so* much to be friendly, but couldn’t quite trust me at first. But he came around, and helped me chore on many a cold winter night. Hims was pretty speshul. My liddle orange stripey kitteh Punkin is a great grandkit of his.
Josie was my heart-kitteh. Hur crossed teh Bridj a yeer an a haff ago.
Bofe Dini an Sarah choze me, an I lubs dem moar den ennyfing. Azza madder of fack, I wuz tellin peeplol 2day, “Ifn u wanna get awn my bad side wifakwikness, all ya gotta do is ackt lyk u gonna do sumfin meen to my bebbehs!”
Toonces waked me up 2 daze in a row wiffda lickin da hare an snoglolrin. I gotted mad. Sunday nit she got real sick an I told her she can wake me for snorglols any time. She did today!
She feelz bedder! Nawt to take fer grantid.
Hooray! GOod to hear it.
Fanks, osk.
Ai lubz dat name Toonces! Duz hur drybe yu arownd?
She dribes me crazy sometimez! Butt(!!) that’s nawt to far to go. She does luuk juss lyke da Toonces frum SNL skit; hense da name.
Passt twennee-fibe oar moar yeers, awl mai kittehs has fowndid mii, awl ob dem frown awae liek garbij bai der furst hoomans. Moast ob dems ai gibs teh furebbur hoem tu dem; ownlee free ob dem ai let beri speshul trustid frends gibs teh furebbur hoems sted ob mii.
Ai bin finking dat ai wants tu rite abowt awl teh kittehs hu has lubbed mii obur teh yeers. Jus a littol fing, a fyoo parfg…purrgr….colekshuns ob sentinsis bowt hao dey fowndid mii, an der favrit an bestist fings, an der
aggervaytingindeering littol kwirks an habbits, an der fotografs. Den, anuvver firtee yeers frum nao, wen ai kin hardlee merember mai oan naem, ai wil hassing mai kitteh buk tu remynduring mii hao mush lubs ai had in mai lief.oh yesh yesh yesh! u shud doo that! wud be a GRATE fing.
ai can reed it when u iz dun? *luuks hoapful*
Ob kors!! Mebbeh ai duz it as teh blog – ai nawt hassing teh blog yet. Ai meen , ai gots mai WP fingie, butt (*!*) ai nawt ritid anneefink awn it yet. Hmmmmm. Ai wil finking abowt dis wyol ai lukking foar awl teh kittehs’ fotografs.
Yep, mess wif myne kittehs and watch mii turn into a big ol’ mean a$$ tiger. Nowun wants tu bii awn da end uf these poynti ends wen it comes tu myne family.
I would also be berry protective of any of my kittehs…..if I thought dey needed it. Butt (!) I have seen my OldMommaStripeyKittey run off a thousand pound bull when she felt one of her kits was threatened.
She can be takin care of herself, Ifinkso.
I daytid a guy wunse who frowed a pillol at Josie, foar no gud reezun – an hur wuz eetin at teh tiem!
I jumped hiz um…….”ship’ reel kwik!
Firtee yeers ago, ai hadda ‘frend’ hu wuz teezing mai floofee boi, Simon, an he poeked hur hand wif a pointee end, jus difending hims elf. Stoopee ‘frend’ wakked him awn his paw wiff a BOOK!! Ai grabbd teh book an wakked hur in hur stoopee hed wiff it, toal hur tu git owt an nebbur kumming bak.
An last summur, ai chastid awae sum nastee bois wut wuz trine tu coarnur mai Panda, an wen ai caem bak tu teh poarch, mai naybur wuz lukkin at mii kinda ufnee. ‘Wut?!’ ai sed. Seh bakked up a step oar sew an aksd, ‘Didja noes yu wuz growling??’
Nobuddee messis wiff mai bebbehs.
LOL! *still wayting foar ur kitteh storee buuk*
Teh cween iz teh cween ov teh lublee storees, an teh cween ov mayking mai aiz leekee. Byootiful jawb yur madjistee. {{{Griffyn}}}
*Handz parrothead a shamwow*
ofankyu cween! **blowz nose loudlee** Yu wandz dis bak?
Um, no, fankz.
U kin keeping it.
It b …. um…. er … .. itz a b lated lolmas prezzee.
Ya, datz it, it b a Lolmas prezzee
**runz tu find a frayme fur dis giffed frum teh cween**
**putz shamwow in teh frayme**
**wondur wut dat slymee spawt awn the glass cud bee**
**hangs it awn teh wall ineewai**
Aynt it kynda teh messee 4 uh Lolmas prezzee?
*walks away whistling non-chalantly*
*can’t remember the tune for “non-chalantly,” so walks away whistling the theme song to “H.R. Pufnstuf” instead*
Yu hazza magic floot, Aahz? Yu cawl him Freddie?
**tries tu membur if teh floots name wuz akshly Freddie, dat wuz the nawt-sekkund name ai finked ov**
Waow — ur memry iz teh gud! Yesh, Freddy wuz Jimmy’s floot wat da baddyz awlwaiz keept triein 2 steel…
**blushes** Ai hadda beeg crush awn Jak Wild, bak den. I wuz jist trine tu membur wut wuz teh odder bad guy, Wittcheepooz halpur? Hmmmm….
Witch wun uv herz halperz? Da vulcher, da spydur, oar da batt?
.
N unrilaytid nooz, didja noe dat Witcheepooz inishulz (Willymeena W. Witcheepoo) r da saym as myn IRL? Owr naymz r nawt teh saym tho (jess n kays U wuz teh wunnerin…)
Ai nawt nosed dat, Aahz! Iz we frended yett? Ai allwais furgit tu sine intu mai profyle, so ai nawt duz the fren rekwests so gud. Butt (!) ai iz glad tu heer yur nawt-sekkund name iz nawt Willymeana. Duzzent fit yu, aifkinso!
Ai wuz finking ov the bat! Yu hazza gud memree tu!
I watchded Pufnstuf win it wuz orijinullee awn (n Nanner Splitz n Munkeez n Jonny Kwest n Peenk Panfur n jess bowt evvyfing els)
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Awlsew, didja b teh nowin dat Laverne tryd owt 4 da part uv Witcheepoo butt (!) ternded it daown?
I yoozed to play floot, in ohai skool.
I naymed it Jorg.
Hay, ai played floot in ohai skool tu! Deed yu nose hao tu plai “the hussle”? Den Ai beecomed a ryfflol in teh culur gard, ai wuz cappytun, akshly!
I played teh pikkolol in marchin band.
My BFF twirlold teh flagz.
Did yoo haz reel ryfflol oar jus sumfin shayped lyk ryfflol?
In kollij ai wuz in teh cullur gard. Wii hadded reel ryfflols wif reel shinee pointee endz. Adn sumtiems eben bullits foar teh ryfflols.
Wow WRr! Wuzzit skeery if yu drawped it?
Nawt reelee. Wuz teh bullits dat just maeded teh lowd noyz. Nawt the bullits dat wuud killify sumfing.
Jist would fing shayped lyke ryfflol. Aifinkso dey donut eben allow dat nao in ohai skul, nawt purlitticlee currekt.
ai plaied teh floot untell ai gottid tu jr ohai skool wen ai chanjed tu saxofone. ai hat wunted tu lern saxofone frum teh begginyng butt teh moosik teechur didunt fink et wuz teh appropryate fur teh thurd grayd gurls tu lern.
Mai dotter wontz 2 lern da saksyfoan, butt (!) I taylz herz 2 wayt till middlol skule 2 trie owt teh inksturmintz n 2 wich wun herz duz da besist awn. Bisydz, herz wood hafta start onna klerrynet b4 moovin up 2 saksyfoan ennywaiz.
Rassin frassin WerdPoopz nommin mai kawmintz agin…
.
I leevded reelee wittee kawmint 4 rhsb watt sedded:
“Didja luvz it n skweez it awlsew?”
Eh, nawt alot.
I did lyk bein in band, tho.
Ohai mai cween. Pweese tu be tellin teh Nite Watchman tu sai Ohai tu mai Crockett & Tubbs.
I will remindering him. But I finso hii prolly duzn’t need deh reminder, him b a gud boi and takingz him job seriouslee.
Dose tu kittehs will be all ober himz anyways. Deh waz teh beriberi affeckshunate lap kittehs. Dey an all teh kittehs in teh meddow be beriberi lukkee tu be habbin him foar teh compny! Me nd mai beeg 17 yr old son iz habbin teh leekee eyz naow.
My eyez iz leekin nao, too. *sniff*
**handz NS a shamwow (a gnu wun, nawt teh yewzed wun teh cween gibbed me)**
**hazza fink** Shud we be rashuning teh shamwows cents teh shamwow gui (rhsb’s ald boifren) iz in teh slammur? **pondurs**
Donut wurry, I stokkt up
8)
b4 hii got lokkt up.
*Takes a few up to da nawty bar* Don’t ask.
Iz dat nawty bar in teh Nawty Barn?
U wanna be teh bartendur foar teh Nawty Bar?
Teh signatcher drink cud be Secks Onna Beech.
Wen I wassa bartenur, da waiytress asked: hey, pj can you make a “sceemin Org……” an I sed naw but I can probly fake it!
Hey, who took dat n? Stoopy puter nawt gib me rite letters.
an heer ai wuz thinkyn taht teh nawty bar wuzza feeture en teh NB…
It’z sposta be a seckrit, butt ! eberyone nose…
Ai betcha dares no hayre jells in prizzun, himz hayres probblee nawt pointee ineemoar! **gigglols**
*Snertz* Mr. Softee hayres.
*Handz ns a shamwow*
Hee hee — ai gotted two shamwows nao!
*treasures her shamwows*
My Cween – I bow deeply to you….you have honored my baby in such a fantastic way….words fail to convey how much this means to me. Simply, Thank You!
my love to my cheezfrens…they rilly are teh best-est. {{{cheezfrens}}}}
{{{Griffyn}}}
{{{{{Griffyn}}}}}}}
(((((((Griffyn & Possum)))))))
Hai Griffyn. Hops U iz feelin somebitz betta. Iz bin menshun U n Possum wen Iz sed ma pwayers las nite. Tuday Iz hrd from mah fren Martin…hiz goggie “Skip” wuz kilt wen him wuz hitz ba sumwun drvin a carz. De persun din efen stup 2 cee wha happund……”Skip” was a Australian Border Collie…himz wuz wun ob de moz luffin goggies..bery genle wif lil wuns…himz wud liks U 2 def rader dan hurz U.Ma fre Martin muz be feelun lak U..Iz wuz cryin talkin 2 Martin..wez bof wuz. Iz tol hes abat Possum…n eben tho hez don noz U hez senz hes luf ta Uz….Iz wunerful dat peepz wut lufs al de amals unerstan ech uffer. Iz wul rskl da Angelz tanite n de Creator uf al fings 2 plz tak carez of U n Possum, n Martin N Skip. Wishin 4 U a happi n betta 2010 …luf 2 U n fambli ..Floofi hugzzz xox
{{{{{kittycatlion}}}}} {{{{{Martin & Skip}}}}}
Pls tu gibbing ur frend Martin owr deep sympafees foar teh suddin loss ob hims beluvvid goggie. Ai hope dat boaf ob yu will kumming heer foar teh cumfurting ob beeing wif dees moast lubbing an caering peepuls. Wii hoalding yu in owr harts an prairs.
*sniff sniff*
ai missus mai Purrceval an Bahrinthea, an mai goggies Leo an Kenya.
**hands keshet a shamwow**
fankies PH
{{{{{{keshet}}}}}}
oh my, ai fink my eyes haz sprung a leak.
{{{{{Cweenmj}}}}} ai lub your Watchman stories eben if sum uv dem be kinda sad. Reminds mii uv alla my heart petz and humanz dat gone before us.
it seemz fitting, at the end uv another yeer, to bee rememberifying awl owr kittehs whut haz gone frum owr lives, but nawt owr harts.
So, heer’s to mai floofy ornj Sam-Sam: teh kitteh sew nyse, they named him twise!
*whispurrs* but sumtymes ai called him sam-sam-sammer-sam.
OK, most tymes.
Ai du dat wiff mai kittehs, tu – dey gots teh naem wut ai tels uvver peepuls deys cawld, an den ders teh naem ai reelee cawls dem. Panda gets cawld Pandee-Pooh-Bear; Delia is Deelee-Beelee-Boo. Mai hart-kitteh Tyler, hu Crossed Teh Brij free yeers ago, wuz Tyler-Eyler-Oomphtee-Bum, moastlee cawld Oomphtee (hii eben had hims oan song, The Tyler-Eyler Song, wut ai wil saev foar anuvver tiem). Ai disiedid tuday dat Bob’s reel naem bees ‘Nathan Robert’, saem as mai bruvver, but cawled Bob sew wii can tell dem apart – sept, ob cors, hii yooshlee gets cawled Boo-Boo-Bear. Bob, I mean – nawt mai bruvver.
OH! ai has rited mannee songs for mai Morgan kitteh alsew!
Heer is wun: yoo know the tune “Dolly Dawn” by Harry Belafonte?
*ahem, ahem*
Oh Morgan is my favorite cat
Big and black with a tendency to fat
Oh Morgan is my favorite cat
Big and black with a tendency to fat
CHORUS:
He gonna sit
He gonna purr
He gonna lick clean all of his fur
He gonna sit
He gonna purr
He gonna lick clean all of his fur
When Morgan think he will be fed
Out he come from underneath de bed
When Morgan think he will be fed
Out he come from underneath de bed
CHORUS
When Morgan hear dem pour de chow
Up he jump and he utter loud MEOW
When Morgan hear dem pour de chow
Up he jump and he utter loud MEOW
CHORUS
Just when you think he have his fill
Up he jump and he go lick off de grill
Just when you think he have his fill
Up he jump and he go lick off de grill
CHORUS
When strangers come into de house
Morgan hide and he quiet as a mouse
When strangers come into de house
Morgan hide and he quiet as a mouse
*has a liddul embarrassed*
aplloll sauce aplloll sauce aplloll sauce!!!!
*grabz song fur deh Cryerz songz paig*
Dat b a nawsum song fur deh kitteh!!!
oh fankees!
re: “lick off the grill” we had a downdraft onna stove in Texas, and when we used it, we wud find liddul blak paw printz onna counter next day.
and that wuz before ai ever herd uv ICHC!
kitteh smudge an jakk russell goggie Gilligan come running up tew teh watchman tew be greetinged tu!
My heartcat was Boo, him crossed da brij April 13th, 2007. The day after my dotters b-day, an it was a Friday. My goggie soulmate crossed March 5th, 2009, 4 days before my b-day. So mant memories, but yet it seems like such little time. ~sigh~
I hope the Nitewatchman looks after them, too.
He wil – Eric teh Nitewatchman bees teh bestist, aifinksew! {{{{{{3kittehsownme}}}}}}
Wow! Lookit the pointieez on dat paw! No wonder dere’s a big hole in the sack.
kitteh iz comfee inna warm kozy sack wif teh fronshfryes, but stix pointy enz owt to strop tehm onna fugly sowfa!
in communist russia fast food get you
So mebbe dat be what de kitteh is doin. Improvin the looks of the couch.
A kitteh jus haz tu lai awn teh cowch tu du dat! Nawt teh hard jawb wif dis cowch. Aifinkso eben teh goggie culd duz it.
Man I am bagged!!!!
♫ Hold teh picklolz, hold teh lettuce…♫
♫ Kitteh’s orderz doan upset us…♫
♫ Awl shii asks iz dat sheez bagless…♫
♫ Git eet awf ob hurr hed ♫
Dats nawt wut dey sing abowt me.
[scratchez hed]
Ownlee hed wuld need baggin’ iz duh wun dat duz duh finkin, aifinkso.
[heds tew NB]
**gigglols lyk skool-gurl**
**follows NC to NB**
Wate foar meeeeeee!!!!!!
*heads to NB IRL*
Wurk is pleh
Hay, NC.
Am I still Tiki’s fabrit purrson?
Hay Red. Sawry, gawt distracted by results ob EVP and EMF eggspeariments conducted by
stepdawter wif gnu ghostbusters Christmas prezzies.love the song listen to this cats are cute and dogs are hoo so get lost freak and i almost forgot u are a geek
At least iz not Taco Bell…”run for the border” more likes “runz for somplace elze”…
i love this comment it is so funny
Grandma, what a big paw you have!
that is so true hahahahaha
Bedder to shredd you wiff, my deer!
Eeeek! Let’s run before she Hulks herself out of the bag!
still a little bit in there… *dive in* *rip*… oh, I meant to wear the bag…
In Soviet Russia, fast food eats you
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, FOOD EAT YOU!
Wow, those hamburgers must of been sittin their for awhile
Nitey nite cheezfrenz! Ai haz tu go to pleh wurk tumarrow. Ai seez yu awl at teh parade!
Nite, ph!
U gots sum nite creem foar dem…..um…..”laff lines”?
Nawt one calm mint to do with cheezburgers?
Kitteh has nawt-happi cheezburger meal!
Dere be cheezburger commintz up teh thred.
I even sed dat teh happi meel wuz borked, cuz it nawt gibbed me a happi.
pleh. yeah that be a borked happi meel!
Alrite, izzit jest me, oar iz ennywun eles seein teh creem cheez browneez in teh ad at teh tawp rite?
Iz maykin me hazza beeg hongree!
iz yu. ai haz teh adblocks.
I iz seeing dose creem cheez browneez too. And iz making mee haz a hongree. I haz sum peppered ments browneez left hear, so I will eatz one of dem. I offer you sum two, four de bedtimez snacklet, rhsb.
*peekz in* Redd b sleepin by now. Peppered ments browneez? Never herd ov it.
**YAWNZ**
I finkso iz tiem foar me to hed to teh bed.
Hazza gud nite/day/wutebber!
sweet dreems!
i love this pic. i have a cat that is black and white and it is adorablke just like me hahahahahahahahahaah
i love this pic i have a black and white cat she is so adorable just like me hahahahahahahahahahahaahhhahahahahaahahahahahaha and im cuter than any body so get lost freak
In Soviet Russia, cheezburger can has you!
OMGZ!!!!
TOTAL LOLZ!
In Soviet Russia, fast food gets you.
buger king is evil in pennsylvania
Isnt this just all about chuck norris?
You wont find chuck norris cuz chuck norris will find you