
Don’t “Kitty Kitty” me. Am NOT getting down. Come get me.
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Don’t “Kitty Kitty” me. Am NOT getting down. Come get me.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Tiaraergrrl via Our LOL Builder
Iffn u fink Ai aer goin 2 wawk in sno….
…yu haz meh confloozeld wif da kitteh an phew lols bak!
Congarats anni yur leedin da wai agin
Thx WB!
…. u can fink again! Or go and luk for teh zombie who obviously ate ur brains!
Conga rats, Annipuss! Can ai get u a nightcap? Whisky? Cognac? Liqueur?
*gets drinks trolley*
Thx, but Ai haz had may hawt chokklitt an Ai’m nawt shore strawng drink wud be a gud eye deer!
Lemmee halps! Ai’ll hab wut Anni’s nawt habbin – baring in mynd dat teh VLC ‘nitecap’ bees reelee teh HYOOJ chunkee-nittid wintur took (ai nebbur noes wut teh ‘propur’ spellin bees – tuque? toque? hat???) wut, wen lynd wif plastik, reelee hoalds a jeniriss amownt!
doan wanna cauld feets
Me neethur.
**mayks planz to moov sumware warm**
Ai halps wif the cowld feetz.
* stikks matchbuks unnur WB’s adn redz feetz. Lites dem, runsawaiwifakwikness tu cawl teh fyremanz. *
Yah! Bring awn teh fyremenz!
*fyremins frum dounthred runs ups tu putts owt teh fyres undur red’s feeties. red iz gived teh nawt-sekkund ayde an cumfortid bai teh fyremins*
Oh, fankyoo guies!
I can has sum extendid attenshuns, plz? I haz teh berry delly-cat skin.
ai iz shur tehy iz verry thurroh en teh examificashuns…
Gud!
I needs awl teh halp I can gets. I has had a seveer caes of teh “plehs” foar kwite a whiel, an I finkso teh fyremenz iz jes wut teh dokter orderd!
yu can has purrskriptshun fur fyremins??
WANT!
Ai darez u.
U callz fyremenz?
*daylz 9elebenty*
ohai! hao iz yu? ai iz fyne. did yu has ay nys crissmuss?
…
whut?? yu hadda wurk?? taht wuzzunt fun, butt yesh ai suppoze sumwun haz tu.
…
oh yesh, whi did ai calls? whi did ai….nao ai rememburs! mai frend pj iz stukk onna fense. yu can sends fyremins pweese? khurriplsizcoledowtsydthxbai!
*Cleenz wite feetz* *Washes face* *Batz iees*
eewww peejay…….. gib dat pore bat hiz eyes bak!
butt butt teh bat wuzzunt uzing dem aniwayz.
*Batz willy boy in da eye*
*Blamez keshet*
*Whistles innosentlee wile awaiting da fyremenz*
teh fyrminz iz awayting moderashun.
*sigh*
wp duzznet leik it wen ai chaynge nayms tu plays.
Do dey no dis is an emmerjincee!!
It’s cowld out hear!!
an eemurrjensee fur yu iz nawt nessarrally an eemurrjensee fur dem.
Ai nawt liek moderashun in teh fyremens. Ai mush purrfurs teh hyooj eksessibs.
trize agin wifowt teh naym chanj
*beeg red fyretrukk pules up. elebenty fyrmins pores owt an rush rush rush tu pj onna fense*
*aftur admyring pj sittying onna post an argueeng ovur whu wuld bi teh lukky wun tu halp hur insyd tehy foarm ay lyne frum teh fense tu teh howse an passes pj frum wuns tu anuthur untyl shi iz sayf insyde*
*blinks tu remoob bats frum eyes*
*jumpz awn nao bacant finz poast*
oh yoo hoo…mistur fyremens!!! halp meh ..aiz stuuk!
Uhumm! I still needz snorglols an noms!
*Sends half da fyremenz out to rescue willy boy*
*unshur whut tu du wif anuthur victum en perryl whyle kneading tu closeli examinfy pj tu mayk shur shi haz noh frosbyte teh fyremins calls fur ay sekkund trukk tu bi dispatshed*
*teh fyremins cayrfully an thurrohly chekks pj ovur fur frostbytes befoar rapping hur inna warm floofy blankit an givez hur hawt chokklits. tu enshurs pj iz gonna bi fyne, teh fyremins tukks demselfs arrownd pj tu shayr teh bodi warmfs*
*ay sekkund fyretrukk pullz ups wif teh fyremins fur willyboi’s res que. willyboi iz past allong teh lyne uv fyremins tu teh howse, chekked fur frostybyte, rapped inna blanky, givens teh hawt chokklit, an snorggled bai teh fyremins fur warmf*
Meanwhile, upstairs, WWr is setting feet on fire to avoid coldness.
willyboi & red iz lukky teh fyremins iz heer awlreddy! tehy cans putt teh fyres owt tu an gives teh nawt-sekkund aydez.
wel nao dat wee haz bean moast wunnerflee rezkewd mehbe wee cood sind da fyermens up dere………
*pondurs*
oar mehbe jist half da fiermens………..
*pondurs summoar*
wich half shud wee keap hear?
mai bi juss ay qwarter uv tehm? eet luks leik izza small fyre…
*gitz mushmellowz tu toast over deh fyre.*
*brings da herrsheez barz an grammar krakurs*
mmmmmmmmmmm…….smoarz!!!
It b kinda cold, I finso I will put smore logz onna fyre.
*pokez fyre.*
*addz loggz*
*sparkz fly up*
*flamez grow*
Oh, ya, datz muchlee bedder.
*nom nom nom*
*burp*
ohai cween iz tiem fro meh to leaf…. yu wil stai heer an tind da fyre?
kthxbai & schmooes
Wil nawt budj !
You have two arms and legs?
SNAOWZ: DO NOT WANT!!!
But dere be nuffink u can do against it!
Oh hai, longcat! Nawt sure whether we’ve met! *extends feeler to shake hands/paws wif longcat*
Iz dis teh stelf kitteh frum tew LOLs back?
which part of “i is a cat; i does nawt walk in teh snow” did you nawt understand?
I finso it wuz deh last part.
Oar mebbee deh nawt last part.
I fergit.
I iz eezilee
constipatedcormfuzzilated.Wut wuz wii tawkin bowt??
Mt. McKinley?
42?
Colonblow laxitives?Fuzzilated corm?[SHRUGZ] I cannot remember.
Sumfing ’bout catwalks adn standing under cold weather parts.
[scratches hed]
Dere, duz dat cleer fingz up?
*Finally stopz laffin after a gud half hour* Iz yer braynez clogged, cweenmj?
frosteepaws? nofankyew.
*handz 4 kitteh syzed snoboots tu Markitteh*
ewe maeke sonow go way an I gitz daonwn deeel?
U iz da bomb! Dis is so funni!
ohaiyo♪ cuud ai possibili use Ur bathroom? ai surpose to walk intha sno…. .. . … …. . .. .. .. ……… ..or still waittinn?. ………. .. . .. … ..uhmmm
There iz cowld, wet, icky stuffs awn da ground, down’t wanna get my paws wet and dirty.
Ohai, frenz!
Howz eberywun doin? Me, I’m glad to nawt be werkin enny moar until nexst Mundane.
Oh, and dis sawng be berry apropryit foar how I’m feline.
Yu kan come and hewlp mii kleen da howse!
No fankyoo.
I gots sum howse-kleenin to do heer. Pleh.
I hope you are feeling better dis days rhsb?. Don’t clean to much ota?.
Ohai, 5SE!
Yah, teh gud noos iz dat teh noo meds is halpin, butt teh bad noos iz dat teh meds be teh ‘spensib!
**SIGH**
Sumwun in KY winned teh lot-tree last week, butt it wuz nawt me.
Duz ur meds bees cheepcheepcheepur in VLC? U mebbeh kin oardur awnlyn? Oar send up skrip an wii males tu yu???
I dunno. Iz brand noo stuff, so no generik iz owt yet.
Ohai Red. I jes gawt hoam adn put Mama Mia awn teh telebishun foar teh elebentyth tiem and uh Duralog in teh fireplace.
Teh kitteh in teh lol haz gawt nuffin awn mii.
Ai hazza beeg jealous tho.
I hab tew wurkity until 10:00pm oar later tumorra, but hoapfully eet will bii teh last day ai hab tew wurk dis yeer.
NC!
**runz up an gibs NC a beeg SCHMOO**
3km iz lukkyur. Hur haz been awf werk AWL WEEK!
I had tu gow tu the mall with the family tudai tho. Daddikat, mommakat, brother, and boikat. Wuld have rather been at the wurk….tudai.
U wentid to TEH MAUL?
OMCC.
How menny beerz haz yoo hadded so far?
Ownli wun. Nawt been home tu lowng. BIG wreck awn wai home, and wii sitted in traffik furebber!!!
Sno~Bawll Kitteh seez
soapee waddurr. Prittee Wun
nawtz wash hayr 2day!
Sno~Bawll Kitteh feenkz
itz ‘Baff~Day’. Will stayz Outsyde
az lawwwwng az itz taykz!!
Sno~Bawll Kitteh mayz
juss jumpz n2 ‘Snow’ andz getz
dirtee! Juss 4 spyte!!!
Jack.
I finally got this one. It was really visual.
An udder byootimus whyte baby!
NC – I finkso I mite step owt foar a minnit an has a “breevin treetmint”. Wanna joyn me? I finkso it nawt too stinkee owt dere.
Rite there wit yew. Cork boy iz NAWT inbited.
Aw, HAIL no!
Cork boy behayved himself sumwut 2day. Yesturday howebber wuz a hole ‘nuthur storee!
I’ve herd teh story ’bout hiz hole.
DO NAWT WANT!!!!!elebenty!!!!!
**comez bak insied, shibberin**
It be teh COWLD owt dere! I hoap u haz teh warmz in Cali.
Well, iz relatively warmz, but if nawt, then teh 3 dubblol esses halp, in no particular order.
soops, skotches, an sumfings??
Fink…MINI-BUS bumper sticker.
**hops up an down**
I kno! I kno!
Oh, and BTW…Iffn ai doan git uh chance tew bizit cheezland tumarro, HAPPYTAIL BIRFDAI!!!!!!
fanks nc! tumorrow ai iz gonna bi teh ansur tu teh ultimayte qwestshun uv leif teh unyvurse an evvuryfing!
*snerk* Gud luk wif dat. Ai didn’ finger it owt in 2008.
nevvur sayd ai gnu teh qwestshun, butt ai wil bi teh ansur, lol!
Ai fink Q iz…WTF?
Ai culd bii rong tho. Iz bin known tew happin.
aifink taht izza relaytid qwestshun. moast peeplol aks taht qwestshun aftur tehy heer teh ansur.
Ah ha! Ai shal dub this teh Keshet Korollary.
cart-horse, horse-cart. *shrugz*
*skitches hed*
nope, ai gots nufing.
(awl 3) Rhymes wif…ai doan “haz”.
And ai jes fingered owt dat wun iz nawt uh dubblol ess.
May bad.
Um.. duz it end wif.. nobuddy rides for free?
*bappitabappitabappita*
*ZOOOM*
[runz tew idans]
*CRASH BANG OOF*
[tumblolz inna heap wif idans]
Ai nawt seed yew foar sew lawng!!!
[happytail dansdansdans]
Yup, yew gawt eet!
*litebulb goez awn*
oooooh! ai hazza dens sumtymes.
*Jumps into NC’s armiez* I mist u too! *schmoo*
Um..wut duz I win??
Johnny, tell her wut shii haz wun.
[charasmatic voice]
Sheeeeeez wun an awl eggpenses trip tew lovely cheezland wif option to revizit eternally.
Awn her trip she’ll see glorious JCH4K Blvd adn receive elebenty tikkets tew shows at the JCH4K Ampthiteatre.
While touring cheezland, shii will bii granted awl access passes tew the D’Beaker labs and teh Ty-Booteek and bii chauffeured arownd in teh CCC.
And dat’s nawt awl.
While awn her bizits, she’ll bii driving…
A BRAND NEW CAR!!!!
A modern Cat-a-lac convertiblol manifactured by teh newly bailed owt GM corporayshun, which is fitting foar a prize winner hoo danses as well as teh kompany dat iz asking foar moar munnies tew attend teh bawl.
pryze duzzent inclued toor uv NB??
Oh mai CC.. Ware’s teh swooning cowtch??
* i feelz faynt…* Oh, wait, wut? Didju saiz awl expenses paid?? *rubz aies~shakez hed* “brand new car?!?!” Cheezland forebber?!? ALL dat stuffz~for reel? Gee, fanks.. Adn i get to meet philipe an Igor an see JCH4K Theater!?!? Grate!!
Err, dere’s jus one moar liddel detale.. I duzzin want to apeer ungratful , but cud dere be maybe only one YNG or firemanz to halp wif teh hevvy stuff? Or, maybe u are abalable, hmmmm?
Dat kitteh, doan be hatin’ on her cuz she be-oo-ty-ful! she also beriberi smart!
I nawt hatin awn teh kitteh. Me an hurz got sum fingz in common – wii bofe nawt lyk cold oar snowz!
I iz waitin for teh crow.
Crow has, you gotz it, TEH ICE CREAM!
i love this cat i wish i had one like that i have a black and white cat she is fat and cute and i love her
Ahem! Nawt fat, floofy.
lol dat iz so tru