
All I’m saying is, going to university might give you some other skills you can fall back on, just in case you DON’T get chosen to be a mutant ninja.
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Maek sens….
…adn dollars by getting yor doctorate in herpetology, then bekoming a shell fone salesturtle.
*heddesk*
*heddesk*
*heddesk*
like being a TV pitch-tortoise
turlol sellz shamwowz?
akshully tehy selz teh hyspeedee internetz survess awn teh TeeVee … LOL
ai luv thoze ads!
Right on duude!
Oh, ai do too!!!!
Bill an Caroline – Teh Slowskiw!
dis wun bee mai faborite! Goe Left!!
Huh, is that Jason Jones, from the Daily Show, doing the over voice?
frum wat ai kan fynd owt Bill’s boice iz bye comedian Andrew Donnelly an actress Rachael Harris iz Karolyn.
Darn!!!! Foiled again by Annipuss…
Ai is as fast as dose turtlols…
Congarats, Annipuss! Ai do teh dans of teh 7 shopping bags for u:
*swing bags left*
*swing bags right*
*turn round spin spin spin*
*fling bags away*
*fall over*
Ta-da!!!!! Cawfee? Cayke? Biskits?
*clappity clappity clappity* Wat a graicful danse!
anee….cheezburgs in dere upfi?
*rummage, rummage*
Yep, here! *hands out plates*
And here come teh Fronsh Fries! Katchoop, ennywun?
ai didded taht dansdansdans lasst nyte … untyl ai gawt bonked awn teh shinz wiffa bagful uv canses uv teh kitteh gushifud … OWTCH!
Thx Upfi!
That wuz sum dans, Upfi! Ai LUVED teh finale wif the flinging ov teh bags!!
Hmmmmmm waht kind ov cawffee iz that??? Hav yoo ebber traid teh “Hochland” from jermane?? Teh “Indio” roast iz mai favrit!
Nex taim ai’m there, ai cud maybee send yoo sum?? Oar – eben bedder, bring it mice elf!
Ai’m afrade it wuz instant stuff! Ai haz reel cawfee in teh mornin (Doewe Egbert Intense) but durin teh dai Ai haz teh soopermarkit own brand instant – dey sent meejum insted uv Ohai roste
Ai usually drink eiver flavored cawfee (today’s speshul: Irish dream!!! Baileys-flabored, mmmmhh) or vanilla or cream or nut. Iffn ai drinks plain cawfee, is usually fair trade cawfee, can’t fink of naym now, sorry.
ai thawt u hadda haz sum ikky toxik goo spilt awn u tew bekome a ninja, haow u gonna manidje taht lil tuurtlol?
iz nawt wurf it, ai doan think so!
yah whu nohs whut mite happin insted uv bicoming ay ninja turtlol.
comgrabyurelations, annipuss! Haow R u feeleng? Itz nyn ayemm heer, soe ai has wafflols wif wippybuddur adn sordid sirrupz, slysed fresch froot, liddlol daynisch paystreez, adn teh youshoewell bawdumles pawts uv kawfee adn hawt waddur foar tee. Oh – adn graypfroot freschlee pikkded frum teh tree inz mai bakyardd tihs moarning.
*faynts frum teh jelusee uv warm sunnee plaises*
Ai kan kontribute sum icycles pick frum teh edje uv mai roof, if aneewun wud lyke sum!
Fank u fer the yummie brekkie Italiana!
*rebibes bf473 bai wayveng palmfrawnd ober hurz hedd adn wafteng grapeyfroot scentz unner herz noes* …
Izz nawt speshullee warm heer tihs moarneng – abowt 35 degreaz F – butt(!!) izz beriberi sunshynee
wif teh windee chill iz daown beelow zero heer sew taht sownd nyce an warms tew meh! Ai doan mynd iffen its cowld sew mush butt haz bean so so windee, teh cowld jus gits drivin inn.
Apart frum teh nebber endin coffcoffcoff, mai helf iz improobin – tempur nawt so gud. Groseree ordur caem wivowt 3 items – wun wuz ‘portunt – 2 items ‘not as ordurd’ an a bunch uv bananananaz soe badlee broozd dat dey aer uneetablol!
ai has a happee taht yu has a fealeng beddur … *wafts majiklol warm noe-moar-coffcoffcoff breezez to Annipuss*
odeer abowt teh bananananazes … ifz yu know sumwun hoo maikz bananana puddeng oar banananana bredd, tehy kan moast lykelee yooz teh mooshee banananaz. Tahtz whut ai doo wif tehm.
Ai haz a ressipee fur banananana caek…..
Owwow duz u havs ressipees? berry gud eyedeea
ai hazza imbareassed tu sae taht foar teh bananana bredz, ai youz teh miks in teh bokks, adn ai chust froe inz sum mashifyed bananaz … oar eeben a liddlol jar uv teh banananaz bebbehfud.
huh?
wii needz dat donkee heer tu gib deh groseree man a hoofin!!
Iz nawt teh delibery man’s fawlt – iz teh stoopie peepls hoo pikk teh stuff in teh stoar – Aifink dey aer zombeez!
BRAAAAINNNNNSSSS??? No, obviously not. Pity, really. We shud dunk those peeps in bananananana goo!!!!
An get Teanayj Myootint Ninja Bananananas?? Teh mynd boggils!
funnee yu shud mennshun zombeez – ai izz reedeng a buk ai gawted foar Kissymowss, kall’d … *temporarily disconnecting lolspeak* … “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” …*rekonnektifyeng teh lolspeek* … wee noe has teh zombeez – oar ennewun ellz foar taht maddue, delibrayteng teh grosereez heer … so ifz ai wantz teh broosed banananaz, ai has tu du itz maiselv …
Mai locul soopermarkit emplois peepl speshully 2 maek shore dat awl teh banananaz aer broozed! Ai haz seed dem drop teh boks frum waste-ohai 2 teh grownd!
PLEH!!!! So it was teh Nawt-so-nice man from teh soopermarket who came to ur door? Will he come again to bring teh missing items?
Wen Ai foned 2 cumplane teh laydee cudn’t get throo 2 teh stoar (dey awl hydin in shaem, Aifink!) Ai duzn’t hab 2 pai fur teh rong fings tho.
Harumph. That still leaves u wifout 2 important items! *stern luk towards soopermarket*
Ai fink we shud degrade teh shawp from SOOPERmarket to FAIRLY AVERIDGE market.
Oar maybee teh “NAWT KWITE GUD ENUF MARKET,”
*luks sternlee to teh North Eest*
asd ifz tehy DAREZ tu du itz agen, wih wyl changify itz tu teh TROOLEE HORRYBLOL MARKIT
Iffn u let dem send u sumfing 2 replaes a missin item awl sorts uv odd fings tern up. Wun purrsun ordurd a turkee fur Krissmuss. Dey had runned owt soe her got 48 cokktayl sossijis instedd!
Nao ai can’t really see 48 cokktayl sossijis making up for a turkee!!! Whoebber thought of dis “replaesment” needs his brains checked, aifinkso.
Liek Ai sed – teh “pikkers” aer zombeez!
Skoopify teh sawsijjes owt uv teh kaysingses adn skulpt tehm intu teh shayp uv a turkee, maiB??
dey haz turkee sawsidjes sew taht jus mite wurk
tee hee–AI fawt u sed bawdumless pantz.
Yeah, rite. Hooz teh ownly wun here noez illegal moves frum teh gubmint?
butt butt butt (!) nc66, teh turtlol iz frum teh gubmint an heez heer tew helpz u!
*snerk* Dat’ll bii teh day.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!
Turtlolz shoodz feenkz hawrdz
abowtz endooreeng tyme inz
T3h Skool Ubz Hawrd Rawkz!
Turtlolz shoodz ree~feenkz
Ninjuh Trayneeng. ‘cuz Ninjuhz
amz fasstz andz sneekee!!
Ninjuhz amz reeveerdz
4 fasst, fasst, fasst. Wyle Turtlolz
libz in slowz, slowz, slowz!!!
Jack.
*Upfi ponders whevver dere be mutant ninja caterpigglies*
Very deep, Jack, very deep. Have a happi gnu year and pweeze continue wif teh Haiku poems!
TMNCs spechulize in teh…
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move aifinkso.
wel, iffen theer iz Adlolessunt Radiyo Blakkbelt Hamsturs, tehn aifinks theer culd bi mutant ninja carterpigglols.
Teh odd fing bowt dis lol iz dat dere wuz an itum awn teh BBC noos at lunshtiem bowt haow peepls byed turtlolz wen teh Ninja craez wuz awn an den wen dey gotted tyred uf lukkin affer dem, dey juss dumt dem in teh ribbers an pondz ware dey nom awn teh Ingerlish wyldlief an aer a noosunse!
tehre izz teh saym kinda problolum heer in Flolridda inz teh Ebbreeglaydz … butt(!!) wif SNAEKSES!! Peeplol hoo bawt bowwa konstriktikayturs foar howsepettz (!!) haz bin dumpifyeng tehm inz teh Ebbreeglaydz wenn tehy getz tu biggbiggbigg, adn tehy has beekum a hyooj nooscents daoun tehre. EEEEWWW!! SKAREEEE!!
Ai tryed 2 post an awld Yorkshire sayin bowt haor dere iz nowt so odd az folks, but teh moduratur muss hab ‘jectid 2 teh werd Ai put insted uv odd! (it bigan wi a q, had fibe letturs an endid wiv r)
Kweer as folks? *giggles*
Shud have used lolspeek, Annipuss!
Yep, Ai fink mai branes aer tyred!
OT: Announsmint!
Dear cheezpeeps who be online today and luk at dis LOL – iffn ai dun’t see u or commint on u before teh gnu year, pweeze to have wunnermus sillybrashuns and see u all again neggst year! Stay happi, healthy and safe, k? Ai lubs u awl very much!
*Upfi waves merrily*
An hapi Noo Yeer 2 our deer lddlol caterpigglol!
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Hippo Gnu Deerz tu u, tu, o, mennee legged wun!!!
*waves ohai with tendrils*
Wun iz nawt chozin tew bee uh mootant nenjuh, wun simpaly noze it tew bee trew.
I can haz naps? I just got off work. Sometimes…. my boss is a REAL idiot. “We’ll be off by noon.” Liar. Two minutes to noon, a full delivery truck pulls up, and it took us OVER AN HOUR to unload it.
Thats a pic of my turtles! Shelby and Henry (the smaller one) on my bedroom floor from like 3 years ago! I’m epically curious as to how it ended up here. Nice caption though:D
Cowabunga!!!