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ohh….congarats awn da nawt sekkund tye wif NS……..
yu deserbs sum TLC fro awl dose splort rezcews…wuts yur plesshoor?
Ai need a stiff does uv coff medsin folloed bai a gud nite’s sleap! Ai haz had mai hawt choklit an am reddee fur bed,
Heer haz sum blakberree brandee. Jus a littlol bit will halp Ur coff adn ur sleepz.
Mmm, blakberree brandee. Ai can has? Ai has a coff, too. Srsly!
*coffcoff* See?
Yass, ai brot enuf foar awl teh cheezpeeps.
yaee! blakberree brandee! mai favyrite! ai cans dreenks sum fer teh hek uv it?
nity nite anni. piggi flu iz notz gud. gets lotz of rests.
Conga-ratz, Anni, awn leedin teh tye!
Yoo haz been bizee halpin wif the splortidjs, so yoo must haz a tyred!
Heer, put ur feetseez up an has sum hawt choklit wif whippy kreems.
Fur gudniss sayk peepl! Fink uv tacks forms oar sumfing – Ai aer tyred an nead 2 go 2 bed erlee 2nite!
Teh fore Babee Jorj’s will dans fur yoo, annipuss, in honor ov thiz ultra cyoot babee.
Teh mewsik iz Brahms’ Lullabai.
Jorj an Jorj (skwrrrlols) com out, frum teh rite, drisst in Kitteh PJs. Tehy moove slowlee to teh mewsik.
Teh otter Jorj an Jorj (awlso drisst in Kitteh PJs) com aut frum teh left, awlso mooving slolee.
They meet in teh middlol, joyn hans an circle to teh left.
Then they circlol to teh rite.
Teh otters lie down – noze to noze.
Teh skwirrlols curl up awn top ov them.
An they awl fawl asleep.
.
Teh swirlols ar awn top of teh otters.
An to maek shur teh baybees we awlreddee hav ar happee, ai will hang this sine frum teh Qween (an LCB) rite heer, too!
cweenmj says:
December 29, 2009 at 10:33 am
Oh Hai Anni!! Cormgranulashingz yet agin!!
Kin I hanging dis notiss heer?? Fankeez.
Oh Hai,
Menny peepz b berry kunserned bowt ower deer Nicewitch and hur kittehz tutoring problemz. LCB haz kindlee settinged up a donation button on deh cryer, oar u kin going dere directlee.
Plz Halp Tutor Nicewitch’s Kittehs
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Ai hav awkreddee dun this – an teh pikchoor at teh end iz so cyoot!!
Well dun, LCB!!! Well dun, ai say.
*lolspeke off* I thought the costs she said were terribly high. Is that how much it is these days everywhere? I think I paid about 50 for Arly and a bit more for Kinsey because they said she was already, ahem, in season. I thought there were low cost clinics around too but don’t know what area she lives. Maybe we need to do more to get that kind of thing more widelyavailable ? I know many of us are doing what we can already. The precocious Bob needs immediate attention before he honors any more young and innocent “girls”
Ohai, Bestist Peepuls In Teh Whirrld!
Jus a littol updaet in bitwiin eppisoads ob happee-teers-sad-teers-happee-teers-sad-teers-ansewawn.
Ai nawt has fownd ennee reellee loe-cost clincs clows arownd heer yet, but ai has fowndid teh v-e-t wut cud tutor Bob ($100 VLC dollers) an gib him teh leeglee-rikwird shots ($65) at teh saem tiem; nawt shur wen v-e-t cud put Bob in hims skejool, doe. Brynna wud bee $200 + $65, but ownlee aftur hassin teh bebbehs.
Ai ar waetin tu heer from a v-e-t wut duz feral an strae kittehs (catch-neuter-release program), but Bob mite nawt kwalifai cos he nawt akshullee bee ‘awn teh streets’ sins end ob Oktobur, an awlreddee has teh furebbur hoem wif mii. Teh naybur wut wuz spoezd tu keeping him gottid ternd daown by dem becaws if she wuz keeping him, he was no longer a stray (!!!) She awlsew wuz ternd daown bai teh tu aminol aid gruups cos dey has noe munnees, an den she put him bak owt cos she cudint afoard teh costs – an hii wownd up wif mii cos ai nawt letting teh haf-groan kitteh faes wintur awn teh streets, an ai nawt sending him tu Hoomayn Sisaitee tu die. Ai wil let yu awl noes hao it goes wif teh feral clinik.
Seems dat, eben doe ai nawt abslootlee shur ob Teh Daet Ob Teh Insidint (wut ai doant rite daown, duzznt stae in teh braen enneemoar), Brynna bees prollee tu far alawng (prollee due wiffin neks tu weeks) tu spay an stop teh prosess nao. Sew ai terning mai bedruum intu teh birfing-foartriss foar hur an praktissin mai breevin tekneeks *huff-huff-blo; huff-huff-blo …*
Cors, ai prollee has tu sleeping in teh libbin-ruum, cos ders free cats wut finks ai’m der hawt-wadder-bottul an has nebbur had teh bedruum doar clowsd tu dem befoar. As suun as ai fynd mai kamra, ai’ll poast sum pikshurs ob
teh rottin littol seks mayneeaksmai biluvvid Brynna an Bob.{{{{{{{{{Cheezpeeps}}}}}}}}}
Teh good news is that thanks to teh generossity of cheezfrenz so far we already have almost enough to get Bob taked care of!
Here is teh link: Click on the pic!
Woot, woot!!!! CHeezfrenz come as usual to teh reskew!!! This is teh best online commjoonitee EVER!
I wonder if the Cheezes would be interested in setting up some sort of scholarship fund for we Cheezpeeps who wish to go to college but do not have the fundingz? Requirements: Must be a Communications major, and a registered member of ICHC.
u wud haz tu proposing dis tu deh Cheeziz and see wut dey saying.
Awww, lukka da bebbeh Jorjs. Dey praktussed sew berry hards fur dere dans dans an nao deys awl worns owt.
Tehy ar reel sweetee pies!
Squeeeeeee – SPLORT
Blargh.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up NS’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Wanderz thru HSRW (Hed Splort Recubbery Ward) passing owt bagz uv cweenfetti fur peepz tu frowing during deh parade on Noo Yrz dat at 8am Cheeztime.
ᴥ ¿ ᵊ ѭ ᵕ ₯ ᶞ ₫ ⌂ ◦ ϡ ɱ ʤ £ Ð ☼ ⱷ
LOL!!! Gud place to bee! Just about EBREEWUN iz heer.
But luk! We can see wahts going awn at teh Princess Mu Meadow out teh big windows heer.
Iz that teh Cheezland Marching Band praktissing fur teh prade out there??? It MUST bee!!
Dehy haz ben practissing adn practissing. I finso dey will due demselbez prowd at deh prade!!!
Rut-roh….
SPLORT!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Red’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv dini onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
Heerz a paw inn yur eye an a purr inn yur eer! *Klink*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, red. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt choklit.
Fanks foar teh dubblol reskyoo, Anni & Willy Boy!
I finkso wut gottid me so hard wuz dat teh bebbeh haz alot of colorin lyk Dini has, so mebbe hur luuked lyk dis when hur wuz bebbeh.
**hangz awn to CHRG & tries to think abowt werk**
Wanderz thru HSRW (Hed Splort Recubbery Ward) passing owt bagz uv cweenfetti fur peepz tu frowing during deh parade on Noo Yrz dat at 8am Cheeztime.
Heer ya go, rhsb.
¿ † ῷ ѭ ẍ ἀ ¿ گ ٫ ض ۩ ϡ Ω ж & Ɽ ┴ & § ╘ ∩ £ קּ ☼ ῢ ₣ ← √ Dz
SPLORT WARNIN!!!
lebel elebebnty!!!!
titan CHRG’s an ad fiftees bafin kapz
oh deer – shuddah put dis unner anni’s nawt sekkund poast
Da nosey!!! SPLORT!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up pjp’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv williboi onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
Heerz a paw inn yur eye an a purr inn yur eer! *Klink*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, peejay. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt choklit.
O, fanx, anni an wb! I feelz more lyke I do now den wen I furst got hear!
Better stay in recobery lounge . . .
Wanderz thru HSRW (Hed Splort Recubbery Ward) passing owt bagz uv cweenfetti fur peepz tu frowing during deh parade on Noo Yrz dat at 8am Cheeztime.
Heer ya go, pj.
← √ Dz ƕ Ƨ £ ~ ª » ¿ † ῷ ѭ ẍ ἀ ¿ گ ٫ ض ۩ ϡ Ω ж & Ɽ ┴ ◘ ٯ ᴉ Ϥ
gudnes. Hoaw menny bagz ub cweenfetiiz yu bringed? We guna be barreed init up tu owr kulektib tush.
Heer grma!! haz sum cweenfettiz!!! Wii will needing plenty fur da Parade! ifinso, yep, I dew!!!
ѭ ᵕ ₯ ᶞ ₫ ⌂ ◦ ϡ ɱ ʤ £ Ð ☼ ⱷ ╘ ∩ ض ۩ ¿ ○ Ω ● ▫ ▒ ﬠ ﻙ Ҽ ѹ ӿͦ ﭿ Ҽ ѹ ӿͦ Ѓ Ά ϡ ʥ Ⱥ Ȣ Ƙ Ƨ ﮡ ◄ ▓ ɱ ¿ ʤ Ð & § ╘ ∩ £ קּ ☼ ῢ ₣ ← √ Dz ƕ Ƨ £ ~ ª » ¿ † ῷ ѭ ẍ ἀ ¿ گ ٫ ض ۩ ϡ Ω ж & Ɽ ┴ ◘ ٯ ᴉ Ϥ ϫ ϡ ¿ њ ƒ ☼ £ ѭ
*Luuks down at kulektb tushies* *Can’t move legs*
o noez, diz izza merjinsee! Ebberywun KWIK titen dere CHRGs! Eggstru dukky taype tew!!
Ai’m doing it!
*hangz awn titelee to CHRG(wdoi) an clozes aiez*
*hanz JCH4K moar dukky tayp jusstinkaes*
THANKS, jk2kitteh!! Ai think ai needed sum!
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap*
There! Ai think ai’m saife nao!
Oh – oh – oh – onoes!!!! SPPLLOOOORRRTTTTT!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up A4.5K’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
ooh, mai hed! Fanks fur teh speedy resqueue, anni!
*snuglol snuglol sip sip munsch munsch*
Wanderz thru HSRW (Hed Splort Recubbery Ward) passing owt bagz uv cweenfetti fur peepz tu frowing during deh parade on Noo Yrz day at 8am Cheeztime.
Heer ya go, 4.5K.
Ҽ ѹ ӿͦ Ѓ Ά ϡ ʥ Ⱥ Ȣ Ƙ Ƨ ﮡ ◄ ▓ ɱ ¿ ʤ Ð & § ╘ ∩ £ קּ ☼ ῢ ₣
Ossim, fanks!
Teh nosey!!!! Tituns CHR *SPLORTTTTTTTT!!!*
Tew layte
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv williboi onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
Heerz a paw inn yur eye an a purr inn yur eer! *Klink*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, cheezpete. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt choklit.
Oh fangyou for teh tymely reskew.
*nomsipnomsipnom*
Wanderz thru HSRW (Hed Splort Recubbery Ward) passing owt bagz uv cweenfetti fur peepz tu frowing during deh parade on Noo Yrz dat at 8am Cheeztime.
Heer ya go, CheezPete.
ѭ ẍ ἀ ¿ گ ٫ ض ۩ ϡ Ω ж & Ɽ ┴ ◘ ٯ ᴉ Ϥ ϫ ϡ ¿ њ ƒ ☼ £ ѭ ~ ȡ ƾ ɛ
Ohai Cween! Fanks for the confeddi, butt(!) I nawt eber awaked at 8am (Cheeztime/EST/anyttime). Mebbe I just eeted it instead?
*nomnom*
Oh NO!!!!
*titens CHRG and thinks about taxes and elektrik bills*
I awlmost splorted! Whew!
da thot ob kleenin fibe liddur bauxis wuks fro meh
Gud poynt willy boy. that thot wuld dew it fur mii tu!
SPLORTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anuuder wun??
*deap breff*
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv williboi onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
Heerz a paw inn yur eye an a purr inn yur eer! *Klink*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, palooza. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt choklit.
*eggshail*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up PALOOZA’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
YAY I HAZZA BRAINZ AGIN
Wanderz thru HSRW (Hed Splort Recubbery Ward) passing owt bagz uv cweenfetti fur peepz tu frowing during deh parade on Noo Yrz dat at 8am Cheeztime.
Heer ya go, Palooza.
ϡ Ω ж & Ɽ ┴ ◘ ٯ ᴉ Ϥ ϫ ϡ ¿ њ ƒ ☼ £ ѭ ~ ȡ ƾ ɛ ˘ ͍ ϡ Ѡ Ҋ Ѩ ݭ ẍ ₡
OOOO! *S P L O R T* *S P L O R T* *S P L O R T*
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv williboi onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
Heerz a paw inn yur eye an a purr inn yur eer! *Klink*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, KCT. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt choklit.
halp111 nien elebenty!!!wee neads moar dan wun recubry yoonit hear!!!
Wanderz thru HSRW (Hed Splort Recubbery Ward) passing owt bagz uv cweenfetti fur peepz tu frowing during deh parade on Noo Yrz dat at 8am Cheeztime.
Heer ya go, KCT.
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Fank yu, o Cween! Dis shood being a wunnermouse parade!
Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(Tightens CHRGwdoi and double security HGGs)
teh piktur iz, iz too cute to ignorz OHH NOES *SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!! AGINZ*
u KNOEZ iz dangerus 2 look, but u did it ennieweigh. S.P.L.O.R.T. teem comin 4 u agin…
Weee wooooo, weee woooo!!!
CCC kumming frew!!!!
.
sweeping up deh braynez
wipe deh braynez off deh keeboard
Wipe dem braynez off deh monitor.
skupify up awl deh gathered up braynez
tuk, tuk, tuk, dem awl bak intu deh braynial kabity.
Pat awl deh brayn bonez bak intu place.
Apply CHRG (wif doi) — dis wun haz pixorz uv puppyz on it.
Adn heer b a floofee puppy blankee tu snugglol in.
I fin u luk like u kud using a nice sparklee drink.
Adn heerz a chokklit posssum tu nomming.
u b safe now, just don’t lukking at deh kitty pixor till u b awl rekupperated.
DERE SHUD BEE A WARNIN ON DIS PIKSHUR! Ai kin haz a lawsuut? Omy, teh bebbeh! SPLORT!
halp…meh…*hik*…..aiz beri
drunktyred….oh wel wunz moar wif felines…
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*hik*
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv williboi onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
Heerz a paw inn yur eye an a purr inn yur eer! *Klink*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, PH. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt choklit.
ai fink ai wil lye doun fro wile two oar ai mai krash da krash kart *hik*
Ofankyu willy boy! AI lubs the CHRG wif pics ovwillboi oniit! Ai feel mush better nao. Hao iz YU feelin? **pokes willy boy jintlee** Yu iz stilll wif us?
Oh carp…
SPLORT
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b bat tree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh splort biktimz braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Bictim b rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
Fanks, mai cween! I never did get an answer to my above question…… it boggles the mind if the whole idea would work!
*pokes willy boy, get a snore in reply*
OhOhOhOhMy! collegekitteh iz down,& wb knot bii rezpondering. AI wul habs tu trii dis mineselfs.
(Deep Breff)
Drags CCC owt frum undur wb.
*Sweepey,sweepy up teh braynez, awl inna neet pile.
*Rinsee dems ina sparkloling grean tee
*Skoopee, skoopee pack dem bak inna hed.
*pull on teh CHRG (wifout pickturess ob wb, STN)
*snugee, snugee, snugee
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap wif teh purty bloo ducky taype
*Wrapz CK inna floofy cheezpeepz map blankee
*Habz a choklit martoonie adn a choklit possum adn sitz awn dis comfy cowtch adn doan luk at teh pikturz fur a wile.
*whew*
A wedgie on teh hed?
Teh mind bogglols .
OH NOEZ!!!!!!! mah brainz be … SPLORT
*Ride uf teh Valkeries plais as a copptar flies in* go go go!
*team uv meeses in kleen suits leeps down:
skewp skewp skewp
rense rense rense
pak pak pak
Taype taype taype
Hands TEH a martooni and sum karot caek tehn hopz bak in choper and flies awey*
OH NOOOOOOOOooooooooooo….
***SPLORT***
Bweee-oooop!! bweeeee-ooooop!!
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*runz in wif teh CCC.
Oh mai gudnessez!!! u splortingifyed awl ober.
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*Sweep, sweep, sweep awlla braynezez intu a pile.
*Wipeing off deh screen.
*wiping deh kee bored, 2.
*Scoop, scoop, scoopifying dem awl up.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk deh braynezez awl up into deh hed.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee. SNAP!!
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oopsee, sowwee! didnt meen to snapping sew hard.
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*BRiiiiiiiipppp.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh nise floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
now u jus sitting still adn resting a wyle.
O fank u *wile nawt luking at teh behbeh* Ai iz redy foar the New Yeers Day festibies! *running away frum teh HSRW (Hed Splort Recubbery Ward)* Gawt to goes nao. Jawb iz ober nao!
Fank ewe Mai Cween! It iz teh whyte floofy stuff fawling frum teh Sky here in Orygun todai!
about 1/2 inch!
Somewhere ovah teh rainzbo, wai up hai…
*SPLORT*
o noesss neber dun dis
sweeepy sweeepy KKC brains
rinze wib sparkln water
patti pat into cabity
put cranium back
wrappy wrap with dukky tapes
wrap with cheezpeeps map
take cares, don’t luk wit out proper protection
is such a cutimus babe, wrapps more dukky tape
U did sew wellz!
Dis mite bee da mos preshussist lilluh bebbeh nom ebber!
Omai gudness, dis kitteh haz waaii tu much kyoot! Aim nawt gonna splort, aim nawt gonna splort!
*LOW finks ov taxes nd kleenin hoomin toilets nd vacuumin nd tyghtens CHRG*
Otay, aim fine naow.
I wanted tu say haow awesum it is ov LCB tu put teh donate button on teh town crier foar Nicewitch. Cheezpeeps are so incredibleee grate!!! BTW Willyboy, eggsalad werk on all teh splort reskews!
oh noez mai bwaynsz! splort
*kawls the meeses again
scoop scoop scoop
wynse wynse wynse
pak pak pak
taype taype taype
putz blindfold on TEH*
dun’t luk until yu is recobered
*flize awais agian*
This picture cures bad days with its epic cuteness.
True.
De tini kittn be cewtst piktcha i bin seein 4 wile. its cewtstnss brungs a hapi cri ta ma ey. Beautafullest babi.
*SPLORT*
*Saunters by – wif de CC-backpack casually over wun shoulder*
Oops – you’ve been splortid a long whyle!!!
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts TC in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
mmmm… iz dreeming uf kat nipz….nom nom nom
Kitteh might be mostest happiest creature on planet just then…nothing wrong at all.