
Signs of Impending Disaster CAT—-> table <—table edge <—-glass—> table edge—> table <–Carefully wrapped gift
kitteh awlwayz causin trubbel.
Picture by: THE BigRedRage11 Caption by: grouchie via Advanced Lol Builder
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Sum peepl haz noe sens!
an nau, noe glarsis, noe prezint an a smugg-lukin’ cat!
Conga rats, Anni!! Hoap yer feeling less piggy toodae. Can we go to teh booteek and avoid dis ass ter tewgethur?
ooo yess, conga rats Anni an Missy, enjoi de ty booteek.
In onnur ub Anni’s (hoapfully riseedin) swien flioo, mai ai ofur yu sum hawt lemmun an hunnee? Wid wiskee fur dose hu wantz it oar hu iz soakt tu de skinz frum a 5-minnit saikul ried… An litul cheezee biskit fings tu temppt de apetiet?
Thx – Ai fink that Ai aer improobin – teh feber iz goin doun but Ai haz coffcoffcofft soe much mai ribs hert!
o ai remebnr dat bitt – eugh! wash owt fur de brownkitis dat miet folloez de floo – iz vairy depris… deprez… maeks yu sadd.
Ai think maybee yoo had teh Korean KoffKoff!
Lemmun wif hunnee can be reelee gud. Singerz do it awl teh taim.
Haz too much karbohaidrayt fur me. Ai haz sum shugr free coff mikschoor.
Hehehehe … u did it again!!! Congrats!
Thx Upfi!
Oh Hai Anni!! Cormgranulashingz yet agin!!
Kin I hanging dis notiss heer?? Fankeez.
Oh Hai,
Menny peepz b berry kunserned bowt ower deer Nicewitch and hur kittehz tutoring problemz. LCB haz kindlee settinged up a donation button on deh cryer, oar u kin going dere directlee.
Plz Halp Tutor Nicewitch’s Kittehs
No PayPal account is required. There is a link in the lower left-hand corner of the donation page for those who want to pay with a credit/debit card or by electronic check.
Ai jus seed dis, mai lublee,lublee Cheezfrends – ai crais an crais obur wut wunnerful kyndniss yu hassing tu mii an mai bebbehs. Ai cums bak inna liddol wyol wen ai kin cee wut ais taiping. Ai gibs yu awl hyooj {{{{{}}}}}s – sry abowt teh dampniss.
*gibs ebreewun teh ShamWows*
{{{{{Nicewitch}}}}}
{{{{{Cheezpeepz}}}}}
Cheezpeepz am deh bestest peepz in deh whirrld!!
Yay fro da cween an LCB fur maikin et pausiblol tu halp ower fren Nicewitch an hurr furr babehs eben dough dey libs awn da udder cied ob da kontinent frum meh!!!
free chairs!!!
hip, hip, HOORAY!!!
hip, hip, HOORAY!!!
hip, hip, HOORAY!!!
pee ess – ai due lubs mai cheezpeeps!
Impending Diss Ass Ter
Beeeg crash in 3… 2… 1…!
Kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
*beeg swish ob tale*
CRASH!!!
goggie deed et!!! ai swares
Kitteh noes cheep nokawfs wen her seez dem.
*snert*
“nokawfs” Heeee hee heeeee!
tessteng … nawt-tu, tu, fwee …
aifawtted soe – stoopy weerdpretzull eeted mai poast – twyced! ?Wut ai wanntud tu sae wuz …
…rair boanluss kitteh navvygaitz obsticklol koars
FTW!
DING DING DING!!
We hav a winner heer!!
Hmm…wat cud pawsibly go rong hear?
Not to menshun teh chair backed in o-so-srcratchable rattan or whutever that is.
O darn. I menshunned it.
At owr howse, baskits an rattan R considurd saem as skrichin post! Fair Game for kittehs!
Kitteh extendz rear paw slowwlly..pointy ends come owt… SCRATCH!!!! SHRED!!! RRIIPPP!!!
Iz tyme fur klumzy karp kitteh tu maek deh muvs
Now add the doorbell….
DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG
Oar teh can opener…
*scramblescramblescramble*
*smashsmashsmash*
*ripriprip*
kitteh lands elegentlee on hur feets and sawnters off tu investimagayt, leabing teh carnij behynd fur fur hooman tu discubber laytur…
Oar teh vacuum sweepurrrrrr!
Ohai JCH4K how U iz?Did U has a gud Catmouse?
testing…
ansur iz 42
*snerk*
Mt. McKinlee???
♫ Into teh woods to Grandmuvverz howse… ♫
*grumblols*
Stoopy WP. Ai still duzzint get logged on heer when ai logs on there. Ai duzzint unnerstand.
Ai no can haz blooness heer nao.
I wonder if the latest update to Firefox messed things up. I keep clearing cookies & clearing my cache, but nothing is helping.
i ahd sumfing liek taht wunse, it wuz after a reesent firefox update, i culdnt stay loggd in to anyfing. dont rebember wut i did to fiksing it, but it involvd habbing too back up my firefox bukmarks. mebbee had to totally delete all firefox folders on my pyooter and start frum sktratch? anyhoo, i fownd teh answer frum goooogling “can’t stay logged in”
gud lukk!
Hmmm. Dat mite be it — eben ICHC duzzint keep meh logged in. Ai will try dat — fankies!
Itwerked!!! Itwerked!!!
*throws arms arownd lunarmommy & givz hur a beeeeg hug*
… but not working on FailBlog.
Hooray fur ar bloo nightshayde! Welkom bak, yur blooness!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Dragonmind an Alainadragon an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday caeks, orinj caeks wif choklit glaze, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filld wif bownsy balls taht light up wen tehy bownse, wind-up raysing bebbeh zombies (fyi if yoo iz wundering wher bebbeh zombies com frum, wen a daddeh zombie an a momma zombie luv eech ovver very muches etc etc, bebbeh zombies iz bornded taht way, iz not zombified bebbehs, taht wuld be too bad), kandee, an shiny alien stikkers wif googly eyes!!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Ohai, burfday fairy!
I can has beeg peese of fudjy caek, plz? I haz a beeg grumpee an choklit mite halp, I finkso.
*cuts red wun super-jumbo-extry-deluxe-bonus-econo-size slise ob fudjycaek*
wuld yoo liek to sooper-size taht?
Ooh, fankyoo!
**luuks at gianormus peese of caek**
Dis shud werk, I finkso.
Oh hai burday fairy I too has some? With salsa souse? rhsb you too?LOL
heer yoo goez!
U wants Baileys in your hot choclit to go wid deh cake?
I can has galolun of milk wif a littlol sumfin-sumfin innit?
Gallon of milk fur Uz
what does U want?
Baileys?
or Kahlua?
Panama Jacks is better for her? The other two are bad for her stomachs.
Katlua, plz.
Hapee Burfdays to The Dragon Twins and efereebodee wif bufdays between Catsmas and Nuu Yeers, becuz they needs eggstra attentions! I’m comin to the partee and may just slip a little catnip elixir into the frooty party punch, plus bringin presents for Dragonmind, a nice pack of magnets to play wif, and for Alainadragon a pair of fuzzy socs with eyes and little snakey tongues on the toes for dans dans dans.
ohai catnip junkie!! fank yoo for yor contribooshuns to teh party! yesh, my bebbeh bruvver (him duz Reesurch an Debelopment for Santa Wurkshops Inc) haz himz burfday dis week. offen gets lost in teh jumble. very thotful ob yoo!
2day iz my ex-huzbins birfingday.
Wut shud we gibs him? **ebil grin**
Alfabetikal list ov hiz misteaks
Blak flowerz inna bokay
Cat harez woven into a skarf (izzee allegik?)
D…
Dingle Dangle of Doom
Elolfant droppins
Flat tyrez
G…
Green persimmons tu eat
Half-full water balloonz onna hedd
Itching powdr in hiz soks
J…
Jarz of caka-roachiz!
Kik in teh hiney
Long walk offa short pier
M…
Moose T*rd Pie (Any Utah Phillips fanz out there?)
Nillsbury Bran Nuffins, home-baked
Overdue library bookz
P…
Putz pieces ob cracker crums on himz cleen sheetz
Qwikly replace himz shampoo wiff Nair
Relentless imz an textez
S…
Summonses tu traffik kort
Tied-together Shoelacez
Underwarez, starched
V…
Vakashun in Deth Vallie in teh middul ob summer
Wattur downz himz likker supplie
X-mas tree needuls awl ober himz rugz
Young Cyoot Chicks ignoringz himz
Zillioons ob hairz fawling off himz hed.
Poring rayn furebber
Qweschunalol fuds wif fuzzee green stuff growing awn them
Ripple whine awnlee
S. . .
A hug rhsb…………….from a python?LOL
*sigh* I is bored…
ah ah j’aime ! mon chat faut toujours qu’il fasse tomber un truc quand il monte sur la table (^_^)
Best LOLcat ever. Thanks for sharing. I like LOLcat speak on the pics, but in the comments it drives me craaaaazy. Am I alone here?