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BUT you said I could invite a friend over
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*snerk*
U sed “but.”
Yeah well, I think this friend may be a bad influence. Look at you! Your eyes glow now and you’ve started turning “basement” around the ears…
Ai iz afrayd ai will hasta refur u to mah associate heer.
Okai. Mai goggies liek tu nom teh bonz. Duz Ur fren wanna stai adn halp feed dem?
“Would you care to reap eat that offer?” the cat’s friend said grimly.
*heddesk*
he nawt eet much!
jus sole fer dinner, he says.
Trust meh — itz nawt smart to tick dis guy off.
Wud’ve ben eevn spoo-key-ur if teh pikture had feechured Basement Cat! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……………..
ok…but NOT foer da sleep overz…….
**Hides unner teh bed wifakwikness**
iz der rum undur teh bed fur moar? ai hazza skeered!
We are havin Mojitos?
*Starts to muddlol fresh mint*
*Skweezez fresh limes*
**pulls pj perry unner the bed** Yu kin haz mojitos, butt yu muss be berry berry kwiet muddloling teh mint. We nawt wants tu disturb kitteh’s guesst. Oar let teh guesst find us, eedur.
**pulls keshet unner teh bed** Dere’s plenny ov rum, yu jist hazta bee kwiet. Butt ai hazza pikkynick baskit, wee kin hazza snack! And, Ohai! **extends culurful wing of frenship**
*wispurrs* fanky PH!
*shayks culurful wing*
iffen wi haz enuff supplys wi shul bi teh ok.
*bryngs chipps ann gwakamolleh tu shayres*
I LUBS GWAKSMOLLEH! CRUNCH! Opps. Sh! Qwiet, keshet! Why djo make me do dat?
SHHHHHH!!! YU HAZ TU BE KWIET! Oops. Shhhh.
Mebbe if Mistur Reepur got to nom sum chips & guacamole & salsa, and got to drink a mojito or a margarita, he wuddint be kwite so grim.
iz yur eyedeea. yu git tu offur himz sum.
Maybeh nawt to add alkohlol iffen himz already meen.
*Offers GR a hug…frum nightshade!*
Jess mayk shure dat NOEBUDDY breengz teh sammun moos…
*snerk*
MOAR CAOBELL!
sry, ai thawt tehy wuld goh gud wif teh mojitos.
**pats keshet onna bak** Wheel be fyne, aifinkso, as lawng az dem chipps iz nawt reelee rellee crunchee.
**wispurs** Wut kind ov kind kreetshure iz a keshet, ineewai? Iz dark unner here an ai kinnawt sea yu tu well.
datsa gud kwestshun. keshet meens raynboh ann ai leiks teh goggies ann kittehs, an draguns, an lots uv kreetures.
Ranebo nawt going tu sho unnur da bed. uhoh! Shez gawn nbizibul.
plenny uv rum??
enuf fur hot buddered rumz??
*nukez sum rum and wadder*
*Putz sinnymom stik in eech mug
*porez hotted rum intu eech mug
*Addz deh budder and nutmeg*
*Passes dem rownd tu alla peepz
Cheez!!!
Add sum aiggz adn brandee adn wii can haz tomnjerris!!
Iz awlmost noo yeerz PLEEZ wii can haz tomnjerris?
*hawpz up adn daown unnur teh bed maeking teh matruss bowns *
GUD GREEF! We haz plintee uv rum, butt YUZ HAZ TU BE KWIET! Nao luk, heer comes somewun ellz. Ai nawt haz met dis chezfren, hoo wheres a robe an carreez a reepur. Ohai! O. hai. Um, heer, meet teh nightshayde, hur wuz jist sane yu mite lyke sum ree freshmints. **pushes nightshayde out frum unner the bed**
*fluffs fur owt awl niceandprittee*
*offers Mistur Reepur assorted noms and drinkees*
*rubs cheeks on Mistur Reepur’s neez, purrrrring madlee*
**wadshiz frum teh shadoes, biting talonz wifanerbuss** Ai muss nawt let teh liddlol nightshayde be reeped by teh reepur! **runz owt beside nightshayde, smiles nerbursslee at reepur** Ohai, yu needz a ur drinkee ree freshdid? **purrpares tu duck back unner bed at nawt-sekkund sine ov trubble, draggin NS wif her**
Hay! Lemme go — Mistur Reepur iz bery niec! Teh bony fingurs iz bery gud fur skritchin behind eerz, aifinkso.
He seems to be a kitteh
personfan.Mistur Reepur sez dere iz nuffin to worree abowt if itz nawt ur tiem to “go,” and if it iz ur tiem, hidin unner teh bed won’t halp.
aiggz adn brandee? Diz is a drinkee? Ai not sew shoar bowt dis. And stop bowncin teh matruss, yu kin onlee du dat at mow tells!
And teh greedienutz teh cween haz in hurz Hawt buddur rumz.
Taystes liek teh aiggnog fur adulterz
Um-ai liekz hot buttered rum, butt (!) ai not admittin to bein whut WRR said…
OOPs ai gotted a eggstra leddur in der didn ai.
* taeks teh r awai *
Oh, ok.
at weast hiz owtfiit iz teylir’d.
“I meant,” said Iplsore bitterly, “what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?”
Death thought about it. “CATS,” he said eventually, “CATS ARE NICE.”
- Terry Pratchett, “Sourcery”
ai luvs teh Terry Pratchett!
YAY fur DEATH lykin cats!
An Terry Pratchett is da awesum and full uf win!
*lol* exactly my first thought when I saw the picture – good to know that I’m not the only one
Well quoted, Max! Ai is huge TP fan!!! Woot, woot!
I am so glad I’m not the only one who thought of Discworld <3
LOLCATS. LOLCATS ARE NICE.
Is it about teh hedge?
Who is it?
It’s a Mr. Death or something, he’s come about teh reaping.
Shut up , yu American, yu always talk, yu Americans. Yu talk adn yu talk adn yu say: Let me tell yu sumthing, adn Ai just wanna say this….well yur ded nao, so shut up.
Heeeheeeheeheeee! Ai lubs dees, mamarosa – but ai nawt noes ware deys frum. Liddol hint, pls?
Teh Meanings ov Lief. Monty…..
izz not hejman. iz henchman. ebil henchman… And here ai sitz wiff da cowd.. NOW wut!?
Wall if iz teh henshmanz, mebbe himz shud opun sum gushifud?
Yesh- him seemz to haz a big can-opener thingy.
shhhh *wispurrs to da dadliest niteshade* concatcutushuns on yr nawt secund (!)
Fankies, melia!
Iz u gnu heer? Aidonutfink ai haz seed u befoar.
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
Welkumto cheezland, Melia- ’tis a fun and happi playce!
Yup, iz a loverly playce, butt(!) i has a worri bout da tall guy! Ai will be proteked by all the kynness, aifinkso! so floofi paw rite bak atcha wif a kwietness so az to not deestrube da canopenerpersin!
Ohai Melia! Sglad ucudkum ta bjoinin uz……wez luvvin ta metcha. Weez b lookn aftr u …..ifen wez getz 2 scrd wez cn getz basement cat ta getrida de badguyz. Sendss U a smoochz x
Halp! aim up tu mai as in cweenfetiz nd prade duz nawt stratz fur daiz yet. Blargh! itz in mai mouf!
*Drags grmawgs outta da cweenfetiz and safely under da bed*
*Hands grmawgs a mojitos*
*Passes da chips an dypts*
CONGA-RATS TEW NIGHTSHADE AND CAROSUE FRO DA TWO-WAY TY FER NAWT-SEKOND !
(I see we be gaverin under da bed for sellabratory mojitos !)
btw- DEF luvs his kitty too,yu know !
hai eberybuddy ! Nicewich needs HALP ! Go wifaqwikness to da cheeztown cryer where LCB and hower much-beloved Cween have madeaplace for us to halp hur !
Schmooooz tu u, SPARKYSMOM!!!
It b deh caring peepz like u dat makingz dis such a grate plais.
{{{{{Cheezpeepz ebbreewair}}}}}
Fankies, Sparkysmom.
*happitayl dansdansdans*
**drags SPARKYSMOM unner the bed** Ohai, hab a mojito?
Ai haz bean tu the nicewich halpur fingee! Nao ai hazza warmfuzzy insydes!
**klinkee glasses kwietlee**
SPARKYSMOM!! OHAI!!
It iz so nice to see yoo heer..
An cweenmj iz rite. It IZ peepl laik yoo hoo maek this such a grate playce.
Hoo amz Kitteh’z frend?
Coodz beez Jorjj oarz Maysunn oarz
Roob. Eeben Rawkzee!
Grimm Reepurrz needz frendz
2. Jorjj habz Ornjj Frawg 4 a
petz. Needz annuddurr!!
Mebbee Kitteh coodz
putz in gud wurd? Hurz Hewminz
woan’tz habz dayr solez reept!!!
Jack.
Dead Like Me ref FTW!!!!!
Ai knew ai wuz fond uv u, Jack.
OH HAI! DER’S A PARTEE DOWNTEH STREETZ BRINGZ UR FRIENZ! NO ONE HEER IT IZ REEL DULLZ. LET’S GOES!
*whispering* Givz us a cownt of fivez. Dem comez owt…
Ai has a sad for mai fren, Griffyn. Possum wented ober teh bridj. Yesterday. Ai has a sad. {{{{{{Griffyn and Possum}}}}}
{{{{{Griffyn and Possum}}}}}
Sorry to heer dat.
Ditto. {{{KCT}}} and {{{Griffyn}}}
{{{{{{{Griffyn n Possum}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{KCT awlsew}}}}}}}
Mebbe Possum kin naow plai wif Alley n Rascal dat wint 2 da Mu Meadow urleeyur dis yeer — I betz dey wood b teh maykin gud frinz…
Iz berry sad. Hopink u feelz da betta soon? All da kittehs and da googies has no more sadz or payne wen day goze to da meddow….U can fink about dat mabee a liddol?
{{{{Griffyn and Possum}}}}} Sew sawree tu heer dat!
Dat bees sew hard, wen wuns littol companyun goes awn ahed wiffowt us. Pls tu gibs Griffyn teh {{{{}}}}’s frum mii, K? An keep sum foar urself tu, cos ai noes hao hard it bees wen a frend has teh beri sads.
{{{{{{Griffyn an Possum}}}}}}
{{{{{{KCTailkinker}}}}}}
I noz my Maxie boi is lubbin Possum an makin da welcumz. Itz hard 2 let dem go. {{{Griggyn and KCT}}}
mia deepist simpathies fur Griffyn {Griffyn}
Deerist frens, Griffyn iz a bery deer fren an Ai knoes she haz a sad too butt Possum had teh FIV and did lib a lawng tiem. Griffyn took such caer uv Possum an he had a gud lief wif her. He cudda ben wif ennywun butt he chose Griffyn. It wuz tiem wen he cudn’t do ennyfing and awl teh fings dat go wif it. Griffyn did teh final fing foar Possum and let him go. Sumtime lub iz letting sumwun go…wif lub and caring and wif remembering. Wut mai deer fren Griffyn sed in an emayo: “There Really Truly was no other alternative….He had the best run….He had the Best Hospice Care…and we Loved each other!…I can’t be sad for caring so deeply for him…but I sure do have a hurt in my heart right now….but it will heal….we provided each other with something…and we both won.” Plz to knoes dat dis iz wun wunnerful person hoo lubbed Possum. Plz to say prayers foar Griffyn and foar Possum as he goes ober teh bridj. Possum will meet Sooty. Mai behbehs will lub Possum and hab frens wif dem.
KCTailkinker, fangs so mush fore sharifying dis sad noos so that wii can awl sindify beemz and hedbonkz 2 Griffyn! {{{{{{{{{{Griffyn}}}}}}}}}} and {{{{{{{{{{{{Possum}}}}}}}}}. And it bee an hohnore 2 habbs such a wunnerful purrson as Gryffin as a cheezfren! {{{cheezfrenz}}|
Wrapping big floofy paws around you, {{{{{Griffyn and Possum}}}}} Griffyn has been a very dear friend to our KCT {{{{{KCT}}}}} Moar floofy hugs!
Mai eyes….dey gawt leeky. Ai cried foar Griffyn an foar Possum tonite. Griffyn and Cattails ar mai wundermus frens an dey bof hab been deer frens to meh! {{{{{{Griffyn and Cattails}}}}}}
Thanks KCT!!! I rilly posted a nicer fankyu butt (!) aifinkso I ben sew bizzee wif kitty care that I’m being moderated, so, this may be layte but (!) I appreciate this! {{{KCT}}}
{{{{Griffyn}}}}
Ai wanted awl the cheezfrens to be wif U cuz U had ben sik and den U lawst ur deer fren, Possum. So dat awl teh cheezfrens rap dere big, floofy paws oar wutebber dey ar and huggz U. Mai hart wuz braking foar U. {{{{{{{Griffyn}}}}}}}}
Hai Griffyn. Iz berri sorri dat ur lovin Possum iz leafin U. I unnerstan Ur feelinz,i haf needz 2 do sam fing befor wif sum a mah kittehs n goggies.Tis berry har 2 do, but bettr thn dem suffrin. Mah teers wif yurs. Senin Love n Light 2 U an Possum an yur frens…..Possum iz n de Happist plce in d uniberse..lotz of kitteh Angels 2 tak bestst care n giv lotz n lotz a hugz n cuggles. Senin U floofi hugz n xx
Such a sad tiem wen we loosis a kitteh, but he iz saef nao wiv awl our hart kittehs, playing adn snoozing togever in teh sunnee meadow
{{{{{{Griffyn adn Possum}}}}}}}
Gudnite cheezfrens. Ai hazza tired, ai nawt sleepin well latelee. Iz berry weerd, ai waked up at 2:38 eberry nite fur munts, nao teh lassed few nited ai wakes at 20-elebenty passed teh hour, eberry hour. Iz nawt fun! Hazza gud nite, an nawt let the reepur git yu!
Sleep well, PH!
ni ni, PH!
sweet dreems!
toodles payrot-hed! hav u tried da breeving ex sir sizes wen u wayks up? sumtyms thet halps me—
hallo tehre, Cheezpeeps! CK here again. I wanted all of youz 2 know dat I had finlee gotten teh hang of LOLSpeak. Now I can join in teh fun wifout sewundin all proper.
Congratumulashums! lolspeke iz strechifimifyinz speshuls partz ov yer branez aifinkso. Bery gud 4 teh smartz!!
is whii ai sed “Moar Coabell!”
did jusst poppt N2 my hed win ai seed teh kitteh’z hewmon sed hii coold inbite a fren…is iz won ob my fav short funny vids.( dont wrry bout teh kitteh, tho, himns beez safe –no anumulz were harmd)
Himz Momz b distraktifiedz aifinkso
ooo – ai fink LCB needs to stay frum Portland/Bancouver PNW area – lotsa shiney fings tunite. Dat be da snoes! Been snoeing off adn on since bout 2:30 todai. Big fity-cent sized flakes. Unexpected 2. Anywhere frum 2-4″ so far. But dey say (de wever peeps) dat it be stopping sumtiem tunite and turnings to rain. Humph! We’ll see bout dat. May haz slipperies roads tumurrow.
ai hafta sez, mush as ai lyk da shinee fings ai is geddin a liddol reelireeli tyred ob da snowz. Here in MushAgain we hab 31 inchwurms wayre ai libs. Enuff alredy, enuff!
Uhoh! It’s nawt even January yet.
I iz in Shicargo an we hab aninch or 2. I don’t mind; skinda preddy!
THAT WAS ME IN THE SUITE
Da meezer?
ooooOoooops. . … ..♪ . ……… . … .
Oh noez. Me pee my pants :l
kitteh not fair
u has 9 lives, hyoomun onleh wun
It wud make moar sense if it was a basement cat.
Apperantly the old lady that owns kitty is not happy to see his friends XD