
Helps meh move dis pweez… …my toy iz stuck unda it
i nawt halpin u moov evar again.
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Helps meh move dis pweez… …my toy iz stuck unda it
i nawt halpin u moov evar again.
Picture by: Cake2 Caption by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder
It’s 2 hebbee fur me!
Annipuss!! do nawt tri to moov it in yur weekened condishon!!!!!!
congrats anni….
Yay anni the champion ov nawt sekkuns. It luks veri hevvy.
So close butt (!) sofa!
Conga-rats Anni!
*snert*
Taht is couched in vairy powettikul langwije.
Ai fort dat wuz teh essenshus fur boy’n'gurl stuff – sofa an noe father
a sadd reflekshun un owr sossieyetee, datt saofa habbin nao father.. o deer annipuss, ai hoeps yu aer okai, ai haz bin charjin arownd varyus kuntrees in de snoe’n'ies, haz nawt kipet uppp wid whuts hapnin heir!!
Ai aer OK apart frum teh piggyfloo! Ai fink it iz awn its wai -Ai aer more dan haff wai thro teh corse uv Tamiflu.
Poooosh! C’mon hooman, put ur bak inno it! Wii gots tew reskew mai fuzzee mowsie!
Annipuss, we kan haz partee? I bringss pump-kin eggy-nog. Is veri gud. But was on sael coz menny peeps must hev thot it soundeded weerd, so Krowgerr had too much left. Rilly vairy gud. Whe else haz noms?
hmmm…. ai nawt tew shure bowt pump-kin eggy-nog…….butt ( Ѡ ) wat teh hay! *sipsipsip* nawt bahd, fank u abbycat!
*rolls in a brunch cart wiv sordid fancee deli meets, cheezez, bred an rollz, kondimints an lotz uv fresh veggies fer hour veggiematarian frendz*
o, bf473, yu is so prepaird for a pardee. Fank yu, I will hav sum sordid cheezez. But yu haz no krackerz! *adds baskets of stoan-grownd whete krackerz*
ohai tu mai frendz – ai hoap ebree adn teihr buddee hadded a wunnerful Krissmowss adn Bokseng Dae. Ai has brotted sum pizzelles (lemmin, and banilly, adn anise flavrz), sordid paystreez, minny-cannoli, bawtummlesz bowlolz uv mawltud mylolk bawlz adn chawklit kissies, a beegbeegbeeg Dutsch applol pye, adn a nendless pawt uv hawt waddur foar waddevur kynd uv tee sootz yur fantsee. Ennchoi!
Ohai Italiana! Ai axkind dis awn ur profyle butt ai axkin heer tew, haow iz ur DIL? Ai hoap ebreefing is otay?
ofangyu foar finking uv uss – ai izz beriberi appre… apprish … ai lubs mai cheezefrendz! Mai DIL izz styl in teh horsepistol … no chayng yett, unzfoarchewnattily … butt(!!) atzleest fings has nawt gawten worsererer. Hur Dr. Tinycats arz taykeng gud kair uv hur adn teh bebbeh soe himz iz nawt borned b4 himz is reddee.
*beeeems awn hai fer mama an baybee*
Yummmm…pizzelles!
Mai momcat makes dozens and dozens ebbery Chrismus….even mai brudders goggie wuz eetin dem dis yeer!
yu GOTZ tu maik tehm bai teh duzzunz! Tehy has teh NOM, adn bee sydz, mai ressy pee izz foar fibe duzzun, adn foar whut ebbur reezun, itz duzzunt werk ifz ai trai tu kut itz adn maik haff azz mennee atz a thyme. Azz itz izz, ai maik abowt elebbenty duzzun … moar NOM tu shair!
Fankyu, Italiana! mai Krissmowss wuz vairy queit bekuz mai brudder an fambly haz not bin abul to get here yet. Nawt sekkund, tehy had probrems wit teh airlien, an tehn burglars! On Krissmowss morning!! Ai dunno much yet, mai SIL is vairy dizcurrajed an hazn’t e-mayled de-tails. So I haz a big tree an no peepul.
But! Wiv sum kwiet time, Ai haz dun anover bidio on Utoob. Tihs is so mush PHUN!! (ai noz, aiz slo abowt tihs nu tekno-lol-lol-ojy) Tihs wun is my Agate an Alabaster meeting sno on Catmouse morning. Nussing at awl like the grate nor-easter in Virginny, but it was a signik — sigfic — a lot uv sno for us.
ohhh, abbycat – taht izza lurvlolee biddyoh! Ai ennchoided ebree sekkund uv itz!
EEP! BURGLOLARZ??!! Ai hoap yur SIL adn hurz famblee izz awl okae – stuffz kan bih ree plaiseded, butt (!!) peeplol izz un-ree plais ablol. Ai izz sendifyeng beemz uv gud thotz tu tehm.
Hi, Iz finaly bak. Had a long Skype cawl frum cuzin. Midway, tehy cawled my brudder on fone an I lissend in. Burglolars got in garaje an stoled menny toolz, but peeple awl fine.
Oh noes! A kyoot tuxie bebbeh wif round & floofy belleh!
:::titens CHRG:::
WOOTWOOTWOOT!!!
Anuvver level elebenty-plus!!!!!1!!1 splort warning, cheezpeepz! WOOTWOOTWOOT!!!
Daingur level bee bery hi heer in cheezland laitlee! CHRGs an HGGs shud bee worn at awl tymes!
Noetiss teh big kitteh fass asleap awn teh rite uv teh pikchoor!
Teh uvver kitteh stil haz hiz toi, ahm shure it wil bee unner teh frigerator bery soon tho!
Iffin dis wuz mai cowch, it would be TOYZ…as in plural…many plurals…..
Ohai,awl. Hope u awl hadda great Chrismus.
I hadda nother bout uv teh pleh kidney stones to deel wif….and ai’m nawt talkin abowt teh horse !!
o.O
heeling beems sat on high and pointed tuwards you over the tlantikk!!!
I hope you recubber kwiklee!
Fanks,nenne….pleh stone has “left teh bilding”,so to speek,so ai iz okay.
Hadda come back to werk after a cuppol extra days off,tho…..double pleh!
good to heer the stone has passed!! my daddykatt has had them twyce… hees been toald tu avoid spinnitsh, roo barhb an tee…
*pours Eeck sum rooibush tee*
here u goes – a warming cup wif none of those bad asseeds!
Yee-OWETSCH! Taht HURTZ (voys uv speeryentz) – ai hazza happee taht yur unkomfterbillittees has, um, passded.
Kehttti needs halp!
his toiy bein stucks!
Power
He needs; is widdle tootsies can’t give
u will haff tu halp him!
-QM
nawt tu wurree, liddlol floofee, fuzziwinklols kitteh!! wih kan retch yur toie wif teh brume … tehre – awl beddur naow … adn ai wyl bih goeng tu teh stoar ryt naow tu bie yu enne adn ebree kyoot adn OOH! SHINEY!! toie tehy has … yu izz chust tu kyoot tu ree zist wif yur widdlol wyte sokses adn mytuns … adn yur snorglee whye bellee, adn yur floof, adn …adn … SPLORT!! …
*.. luks arownd frum vantij poynt awn teh floar … ohai, enneewun?? … ohalp, enneewun??*
o NOES! I hab nebber dun dis befoar!!
*donns CHRG*
*nurbusslee swieps up taliana’s brayns*
*stufs ‘em bak inn hopain fur de besst an wispurrin wurds ub encuridgemint*
*duz best wid stikee taep an sew onn*
*hannz taliana BEEG hawt choklit an blankee an HNG *NOO!! ai deed nawt sai datz!* an reetairz tu wiep brau*
Italiana, ai hoep yuz oekay dispiait mai roobish caerin!!
ofangyuberimeowtch! Yu didded a wunnerfuel jawb!! Speshullee wif teh HNG (Hunkee Nakee Guis, uv kaors … ryt??!!) … ai fealz MEOWTCH moar bedderer!!
o ai iz SEW gladd!! hunkee oar hawt, ai beleebz, nawt mush diffruns
ai fiedz dey halpz de recubbry ennywaiz…
Oh noes – italiana iz doun!!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv hellokitty onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
Heerz a paw inn yur eye an a purr inn yur eer! *Klink*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, italiana . Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt chowklit.
ofangyu foar teh ress queue, WB! ai izz gawena snufflol daoun unner teh blankee adn taik teh nappz foar a wyl … taht floar hadded teh KOALD!!
*wanderz in carelesslei*
aw aw aw aw kyoooooootttttt awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *SPLORT*
O noze!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Awww, don worry! I halp youuu!
*grunts and pushes for a long time* Ahhh! Dere you go, bebe kitteh!
Ai tryed to frend u but is nawt werking …pouts.
Sorry… Try again! I wespond, pwomis!! Thank you! Tank woo for bein mah frreeennnnnd!!!
Nope- says “payge nawt avaylablol”
May be mai stoopy werk ‘pyuter.
noe, iz nawt ur werk pooter aidoanfinkso. Clikkin awn bloo naims duz nawt wurk unles teh bloo naim links tew teh profyle paige. grems bloo naim links tew a random sumfin else
wayte!!!! Itz wurkin naw!
nawt yett – yur profile iz nawt sett up rite…iz yu yoosin WP oar jist ICHC?
yur website address awn yur profiel shud sai sumfin liek:
aich tee pee pee//cheezburger.com/pictures-by-grembyrip/
CRAP! it made me a member all over again! Can i befriend you layter so i can fix it?
shuer – jist sind meh an fren rekwest win yu gits et fixd…
Sorry; had to go sumware, stoopid sleepy, er ipod touch. Im writin dis from a touch. Anyway , tank woo fur bein so pashunt! I will see you L8R, my soon to bee friend! Don worry, conversationidnt over till you want it to bee, im at home so no rush.
noe rushes … aiz et wurk fro anuuder free owers an sins ai haz no bacayshun tiem lefts ai wil be heer ebrydai ceptin fro friedai……
gess ai shud bee hoppi ai haz an jawb atoll……. *nod*
Oh hai grembyrip!! *egg stendz floofy paw uv frendship.*
What u put fur ur link sez: ht tp://icanhascheezburger/
(wif owt deh spaic) Wut u needing tu make it say b
h ttp://cheezburger.com/Profile.aspx?username=grembyrip
(wifowt deh spaice)
Den it will b a link tu ur profile.
Fur moar halp, chekk owt deh cheeztowncryer lukking at deh Helperz adn majik triks paig.
Ooohhh, kayy, i try dat! Tank woo, mah ftend! Im goin in a car now, gotta go, bie mah new frends!
Thanks… I’ll try that and update!
noe. noe it izznt. still linkin tew ask . com ware wii doan want tew goe
It sez ur mah frend. Let me update my page cuz itz uuu-gly!
O fank u, strawng hoomun! *bownsbownsbownsbowns* Mai toy, Mai toy! Ai Thot Ai lawst it!! It wuz lawsted forebber! Fank U strawng hoomun!
Yay! *batbatbatbatbatutoh* Hooman! Hep meh moove teh stove! Mai toi haz bean unner dere fer elebenty sekkonds!
Oh no! I halp you with dat, toooo!!!*arrrrrgggggghhh…..* ahh! here you go!!!
Yer welcone! Hey! Look! A belleh! ).(
Oh, noooo! My kitteh DIED!!! *sobbs uncontrolably* she lady in de snow.:( wahhh!.
Whut? Really? That iz verry sad!!
Yyeah. I i sh- shall mis yoou, Momma cat. WAHHHH! west in peace.
; ;
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My page is brand new, only a month er so. Never done anything to it; it wont let me frickin log in! It sorta logs me on ouromaticly.
My name is grembyrip because mai kitteh gremby( fave eber!!) wuz put down sept furst, 23 days bfore mai burfday. I onwy have one and a stray who coes an goes as he pleases. Sigh, i have no luxk.
welkom ta cheezland grembyrip.
Yu haz my sorrowz fur yur loss.
May da neu yeer bringz yu neu luk.
Thankz! *grabs air pretending to cach luck n sadz
Help me move my furniture out. This place is a dump.
Hay … iz tehre ennee caek inz teh brakeruum??
Bebbeh Tukkz Kitteh
keepz hurz Prittee Feengz undurr
Hewminz’ Beeg Lawng Chayr!
Shynee Deevyssez
amz hiddunnz frum syte. Lawtza
Milk Reeng Feengeez 2!!
Prittee Wun’s Cell Foan
vybraytz summtymez wen Bebbeh
Kitteh habz a Napz!!!
Jack.
Tidee-up kitteh, pleez helps ur messie hooman. Cup under teh tabel and CD onna flor need puting away.
I will move dis wit mah hyooj muskles
(Skweeee!)
Yay super kitteh! NoW go save mewis mane!!!
so aim jus tha little cat: but ai wish ai cud and ai get…… .. …….. . .♪. . ..
Yes! Juss push!
ohai bebbeh kitteh!
Ai can nawt halp yu, mai bak am borked and has been dis weigh fur a lawng wile, but Ai will send sum big yummee fyremens obber tu halp yu moob yur furnishurs! Den, we can plai wif yur toiz!
and Annipuss? congaratshoelaces awn teh tawp spawt; just goes tu sho yu dat a liddlol piggeh plague nawt stawpin yur flyin’ fingers! \o/\o/\o/
Ai hopes yu feline bedder sune!
(schmoos)