
Makitstop Makitstop Makitstop Makitstop
mebbeh it just wantz a better toy.
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Makitstop Makitstop Makitstop Makitstop
mebbeh it just wantz a better toy.
Picture by: foreignemmy Caption by: Demaris via Advanced Lol Builder
Warez dat plug fing?
*hands annipuss teh stopper*
Thx! We had 2 hab sebrul – liek kitteh toiz dey got spred awl ober teh howse!
An if tehy get dorpped on floor they BECOME kitteh tois.
Dey awl tayst liek Marge Simpson’s hayr….
Hey HAI!!!!!!!!!
Hao ar yoo doing???? Itz bin SOOOO long since ai hav seen yoo!
So nice to see yur name!!
I don’t knows but we need it real bad
my yunger boi cryed for six weeks nonstop. tehn him fownd himz thum. instint qwiet.
i cant taaaaaaaaaake it anymore
Kitteh can walk. Shud giv up on cowch an go find quitier corner, aifinkso. But next yr, bebbeh can FOLLOW ;-(
Awr Kali iz weyrd…if behbeh is cryin, her comz obber clohsur, az if 2 sai “Hai, whutz makin awl dat noyse?” Or mebbeh she tinkz synse behbeh iz buggin mommee n daddee nao iz gud tyme 2 do da saym….
remines me ob when mai fren brott bebbeh hooman hoam hoo cryed an cryed, an tehr goggee yoosed to look at bebbeh then at oven, they sedd she wanted them to put noysee bebbeh in oven like turkee
Ware’s de off button!
Ai merembers dat waz wun ov teh two speshul invenshuns mentioned in one of teh Hitchhiker’s Guide buuks…
A housefli taht could, wifout assistants, finds its wai through teh open half ov a haff-open window,
adn an “Off” switch for childrenz..
Why o why dint Santa breeng meh eer plugz fer Krismass??
Luks lyke I may has to cawl deh dingo
Pudda maus innit. Den wil b kwiet.
plz nawt to be nomming de rodints!
No! Nawt a ded maus tu nom. A libe wun! Stuffs it rite in a noysee bebbeh wil has a kwiet!
Not Want! Take it bak adn trayd for nice kwiet bacroom clener or circulol saws!
butt(!!) ai wuzza GUD kitteh … and luk whut SandyClaws brot mih … itz noyzee, adn itz stynkz, adn ay’d razzur has KOAL!
Kitteh gawt teh same seat awn teh cowch
dat ai alwayz git awn teh airplane.
dat wud bee da winnoe seet neggs tu nebburstaupskreemin
bansheebabeh an in frunt ob kikkinkiddlet wif runnee noes?da ayrelion shud pai yu tu sitts dere!
wuns ai had a seet (bakk frum yoorup nonstawp) wiff a woman rokkin a bebbeh AWL TEH WAY. When we were landin, stewardess wakked rite past hur an tole me to put mai seet bakk up. ai said ai wood as soon as she did. worst flite ebber.
Demaris, you have the same name as my grandmother. She couldn’t read or write so she didn’t know her middle name. She said it was Demyrtis, but after she died I checked back in our family tree and found that her grandmother was named Demaris. So she had to have had that name. She would have been so thrilled to know what her name actually was. Loved your lol. You say you are an old lady. I am too. I notice rew is your friend. Maybe you can be my friend too.
if yoo clikkie on demaris’s blooness an request her az a frend i iz shur her will be yor frend!! heers a swish ob teh burfday wand to making it come troo!
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poor kitti, this noize will go on for bout 3 yearz, & hidz your tail cause tehy pullz it too
Ushully ownlee wuns!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to MarquiseFelinette, Hoofs2beach, an Maxmommy an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif orinj icing, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif wind-up raysing babbeh zombies, fansee sunglasses wif fevver boas an cool sekrit ajint hats (mix an match), kandee, an sparkly snoflake pretend tattoos!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor wishes come troo!!
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Happy burfdayz tu awl! Fanks, burfdayfairy! *Munchez fudjy caek adn hangs fevver boa from bak ov sekrit ajint hat, to maik teh racketycoonskin capp effekt, lyk Davi Krockett*
*Gently pakcs some fudjy caek in caekhole ov cryin bebbeh in teh LOL abov, to get a minnit’s kwiet*
Happy burfday MarquiseFelinette, Hoofs2beach, an Maxmommy may you have many smores. And smores too.
In typical cat fashion….don’t just get up and walk away…..nope that would require movement…Sorry folks I’ve never been good at foriegn languages so I am forced to use human speak.I hope the cat gods can forgive me…….PLEASE.
ohai thecatsman!
welcome to cheezland!
*eggstends floofeh paw ob frendship*
deer is onleh wun rool here – and that is to play nice
LoLspeak is totalleh opshonull!!!
Here – have sum of burfday fairee fudjee caek!
I kan totallee relate, thats wut I think when I heer babeez crying too.
Oh CC, my ears!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!
They never stop kitteh, they just start tawlkin and screamin lowder.
Voyse of egg-sperienz?
speshullee wen tehy getz owld enuf tu aks foar teh karkeez, adn tehy gawt toald “NOE!” … tawk aboat SKREEMIN”!!!! adn yesh, tahtz teh voys uv speereyens … twyce.
Oh Hai, Italiana!! How b deh DIL and babeh??
Frenz, I added sum moar pikshurs of my bebbehs. Dey iz awn my profyle.
sich purty floofy gurlz dey iz!!!
liek da wun ob dem onna chayr – oh da floof!! …
an da wun ob dini wif emtee boul an milke wring…
haz yu scene shadow83′s pichoors? hee haz sum noo wuns two
Yesh, I cawl dem my floofies.
Dey iz bofe berry floofy. My vakyoom cleener iz gonna getz teh werk-owt dis Spring!
Dini wuz tellin me dat teh bolez iz almoast emptee.
I have to kleen up a mess lyk dat ebery day. I tell dem, “Yoo nawt kittehs. Yoo iz teh piggehs!”
and Red is teh serbant!
bery bery kyoot!
Fankyoo, o&p!
I finkso too, butt I mite be a lettle byased.
Speeking uv noyse….
Deh Nite Watchman haz ben spendifying himz spair tyme halping deh Cheezland Band prepare fur deh Nawt-Sekkund Anyool Noo Yeerz Day Parade.
Ohai, Cween!
I saw ware u snorglold Dini’s belleh erlyur.
I’m sir-prized hur letted yoo. Hur nawt fond of teh belleh-rubbins.
I snukkt up on hur wen hur wuz nawt egg spekting it. 8)
Gud jawb!
Remynz me of teh Calvin & Hobbes strip I saw yeers ago…. Calvin sneeked up awn Hobbes wen him wuz sleepin an zurburtid himz belleh.
Teh last panel of teh stirp showz Calvin walkin away wif skratches awl ovur, an him sez, “Dere bellehs shud nawt be sew sawft & floofy ifn u nawt aloud to doing dat!”
Lemmee see if i kan imbeddifying it…..
ooooo….. it werkinged!!! Yay! *haz a small prowd*
Tee heee hee! This brings da’ giggles.
IF hoomin bebbehs MEOWED in those toooo kyuuute kitten voices i wd hav gotten thru mi bebbehs erly yrz alot better n NAO….shopping in storez where mommehs R rollin deir shreeky bebbehs arownd…. WD BE SO MUCH MOAR PEASEFULLLLLLLL…
but then again, I bet cats scream at their mamas too, only they speak a different language that we can’t understand. its comprised of three words: raow, ow, and meow. depending on length, speed and frequency, they can mean may different things. =D
thats like my cat when my son was born
Yesh, just bobblefed a 4 wk old who screemed n itz still cuter den bebbeh cry. Oh, n teh kitteh iz now 3 months, went frum 11 oz to 52 oz. He iz FAB.
BUT I LUBVZ th HOOMIN BEBBEHZ tew!
wat kind ah cat ish dat? iz so cutez!!!!
if you all stop foaming at the mouth for a moment, i’m going to interject. this is bad parenting. a pet should be kept away from a child that young. it could get agitated and scratch the shit out of the babies face. kid or pet, choose one.
You are asking others “to stop foaming at the mouth”? “kid or pet, choose one”? Is there a new rule that kids and pets can’t co-exist? I can only assume the parent is standing there with the camera, so it’s not like the baby is unsupervised. We also have no reason to suspect the cat lacks use of its legs to walk away rather than to “scratch the shit out of the babies[sic] face”. Perhaps you have had more violent experiences with cats than the rest of us.