
You know, if you would just turn up the heat. I wouldn’t have to resort to this . Now set me on low, its nap time
i iz playin wif ur kitchen appliancez.
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An Ai haz a chillee!
yu iz maikin chilli cat carne?
congarats anni!
I purrfurr my heetid mattress pad.
Dat way, I nawt get teh crampz frum bein in weerd posishunz.
Ai haz weet bags dat Get heetid in teh mikrowabe an Ai can put dem ware Ai want, Ai doan’t fink Ai cud curl up in a crokkpot!
It wud tayke a crayne tu unkink mii if Ai tryd tu du dat!
Snerk! Der waz a commercial fer been bag charez today and Mr pj sed it wud be nice to sit in, butt(!) it wud take a crayne to get chu out ob it!
I hatez it wen himz rite!
Mr. pj’s sleepin on teh cowch tewnite, Aifinkso!
Naw, it be too cold hear tonite, I needz my footwarmer.
ooooo….. I haz huzbin like dat…. it b like sleeping neggst tu a furnace!!! nice in wintur, not so much in deh summer. 8)
Butt wif kittehs teh moar uncumfortablol et luks, teh happyer tehy iz!
kitteh hot tubz…..needs da bubblz
Noe waddur tho!
Calgon, take me away!
I’m in ur crokpot, warmin’ mah bunz.
*Tu uv deh Cween’z paigez enter
*wairing deh roy elle purplol tunicz, wite legginz
*adn deh shoez wif deh curly pointeez on deh toez
*Dey rayz dere trumpetz tu deir lipz and
*bloe a short fanfare
*Deh Cheez Town Cryer enterz kerrying a parcht mint
*In a strong voice hii reedz:
Heer ye!! Here ye!!
Hur Majesty, Cweenmj is pleezed tu annown sing
Deh Nawt-Sekkund An yule lol Cheezland Noo Yeerz Day Parade!!
Plz tu preparifying ur floats, marching bandz, clownz,
et setra fur paradifying on deh 8am ICHC time LOL on
Janumerry Nawt Sekkund, Tu fowzind adn Ten.
*Deh Cheez Town Cryer den nailz deh notiss ontu
*deh board on deh Town Hawl neggst tu deh
*Time kunbershun chart.
8am ICHC =
11am Pacific
12pm Mountain (noon)
1pm Central
2pm Eastern
7pm TTI
8pm Yroop
6am Sidney (neggst day)
Deh Nite Watchman b spendifying himz spair tyme halping deh Cheezland Band practiss fur deh parade.
McGyver kitteh ams S-M-R-T.
if him only had oppozablol fumz, him culd turning on crokkpot himself.
oooooh! Datz mai krokpawt too!
*runswifakwikness to kichin to luuk foar tuxie in krokpawt*
*haza discipointid*
i haz big kitteh an liddle crockpot. kitteh probly wuldnt fit.
but, but, but, I thot kittehz fittinged wairebber dey wantinged 2??
Yep. Crock pot is the only way to cook an old cat tender enough.
*throws in bay leef*
*Addz sum veggyz*
*sprinklols in sum grated kitchen troll*
*adds salt n peppah*
Sombudy putz in da w-a-t-e-r. I’m late fer werk.
Nawt haz tu uze dat pj. Wii haz chikkin broth.
* pores in teh chikkin broff a liddlol at teh tyme so kitteh nawt haz a mad. *
*kitteh drinks oop awl teh ckkichen broff*
teh rodints rebenj!
But kitteh, I iz not made of munnies, heat is eggspensive
its da liddol paw up ober teh edge. Good fing I haz mai bafing kap awn! Han me teh ducky taype, will yu?
Dukky tayp? u needz halp??
Nebber feer, I iz heer tu halpifying!!!
*grabz roll uv dukky taype.
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap!!
Dhere ya go!!
No splortzing now!!
U kin thanking mii later.
MMMmmmmmph! Muuuphpatoospit. Koff. Snip snip rip! Dat wuz a mity smawl mouf and noz hole, Kweenie! Hao kan I murmur sweet nuffings to mai new bebeh kittens wif mai mouf all tapedity up?
Tukksee Kiiteh mayz
wantz 2 reefeenkz himz plan 4
condukkshunn heeteeng!
Krawk Pawt amz berreh
ekksellent playss 4 Napz. Az
lawng az nawtz pluggdz in!!
Purrfekktlee gud
Windo Sill awn uddurr syde
ubz ruum needz Kitteh!!!
Jack.
Kitteh iz stuuwink bowt noe heet. Nawt sew happi.
Kitteh is maed cookin pawt into a thyme masheen. Habs ebil plan tu sees tu. >:)