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No, Spot, you may not “has cheezburger.” Not until you are able to ask in a manner that is gramatically correct and lacking typos.
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Cheezburger Network Blog
ded droid meen anyfing?
fascinating! It looks like you are functioning well within normal parameters, carosue. congratulations, live long and prospurrrrrr
Fank yu! Nao, Spock–he was da man! Or, teh Vulkan, anywai.
I knowed us wud sees MaryO in dis fred.
*lukz arownd*
Tribble shud b here ennee minit!!
So she shud!!
But ai havn’t seen hur in kwite sum taim!! Do yoo think she mite be lurking??? Laik bamahern seems to nao??
Oh Hai Janet!! *waive gaily frum KayJunLand*
I hopez u duzn’t mind if I hanging dis heer!
I kin heering u now: U sez, ‘I noez dat deh prade b at 8am Cheeztyme, on Noo yrz day oh, cween! but,’ u ax, ‘wut b deh prade root??’
Heer, I let deh Nite Watchman splaynifying it tu u.
*Deh Nite Watchman kumz owt dressinged in himz
*Bandmaster soot wif teh red coat
*wif deh gold braid trim and deh red hat
*wif de poofy fezzer on tawp.
Now, deh Parade will forming up in deh parking lot uv d’Beaker Labz. Ebbreewun b shur tu beeing dhere in plenty uv time!! Deh parade will starting promptlee at 8am, leeving deh parking lot adn proseeding on JanetCanHas4Kittehs Booleevard tu deh JanetCanHas4Kittehs fowntin at deh Rown-Dee-Bowt. Frum dhere, deh parade will kuntinuing up JanetCanHas4Kittehs Avenue tu deh TyBooTeek. Deh Parade will den turn rite past deh Py Stall going down JanetCanHas4Kittehs Street tu deh Monorail stop at JanetCanHas4Kittehs Lane whair wii will turning left on to JanetCanHas4Kittehs Spiral, which takingz us bak tu deh Rown-Dee-Bowt. From dere wii proceed down JanetCanHas4Kittehs Court past deh JanetCanHas4Kittehs Amphitheatre, tu deh Hed Splort Recubbery Ward. Deh prade will disbanding at the Princess Mu Medow.
*Den deh Nite Watchman goez bak
*to practissing wif deh Cheezland Marching Band.
OHAI there deer CweenJ! *wayves bak wif floofee gloved paw*
Kajunland! Wif no sno in teh winter! pffffft!
We hav had moar tahn four difrrent kinds ov sno – AND a moast amaizing aiez storm! VERRY prittee. Luked laik ebreething wuz covered in glass.
An teh gorgeous floffee sparklee sno – luking laik it wuz cuvered wif diamonds.
An teh sno blowing across teh rodes luking laik teh blowing sands in teh desert.
An yoo hav just sum sunshine??
**Hops ontu JCH4K’s hed, nuzzles hur neck, wigglols tayle fevverz against hur shouldur**
Ohai Janet! Wut teh hek ameye dewin? I iz hoping sum ov dat gud atteetewd abowt sno will rub awf on me!
**leans hed aginst Janet’s hed**
ifinso, I will let Janet keeping awl hur differnt kindz uv sno, and I will just keeping mai playn old sunshine. It b sparkling on deh ponds and britening up deh sky!!
Ai LUVS teh sno! Ai reelee do! An Salleh iz starting to laik it, too! She nebber saw befoar hao reelee prettee it iz.
Wehn teh trees ar awl cuvered in sno . . .oar wehn teh wind haz blown teh snow into teh sides ov teh bords awn teh Nawty Barn, maeking it luk awl red an white stripee.
An today – we drove past an orchard where they cudn’t pik teh applols (Miseehgun had too mennee applols this yeer) an teh big orchard – teh bare limbs awl hung wif round applols agains teh sno – a remarkabul pikchoor.
OHAI Parrothead. Ai’m so glad to see yoo! Ai wuz just wundering where yoo mite bee.
So *rubs hed against Parrothead’s hed* letz trai a mynd meld.
Adn, like awl pik shoerz, it lukz best matted and framed and hanging on da wawl.
Yu se eevur wun ub doze laitlee? mis dem.
I haz seed deh Bamahern a day or 2 ago. hazzn’t seeing deh Tribble in agiz.
Gud tu noze hez stil arown. ai gawtz tu go tu kichen naow. se yu tumoro. schmooz tu awl.
Schmmooooooz tu yoooooz, Gramma!!
And an OHAI tu deh old man, tu!!
Ar yoo going to get a DrTinyCat shurt??
Ai’m thinking ov it.
Maybe teh next shurt cud hav a pikchoor ov sum Cambellz tomato soop asploding in teh mikrowaive?? Ai’d buy taht wun fur SHUR!!
Hecks yeah I’z gettin’ a DrTinycat shurt!!!
I’s nebber gunna lib daon teh mato soops booms, ams I?
No!
Becuz it wuz maybee teh funniest thing EBBER!!!! Maybee if yoo hadn’t folloled up wif teh tayle ov teh snadblastur. . . .
pj an ai ar going to the tye bootique to get sum trekkie stuff. Mai show was TOS–the original show, so I did nawt know anyfing abowt Spot or dis guy Data, which severly limited teh chans of me sayin sumfing funni for dis LOL. But I finds sumfing really heartening to fink of kittehs still tawkin in LOLcat on teh Enterprise. Yu go, Spot!
Negative, commander. The replicator did not adequately produce a well-grilled cheeseburger.
whut duz et tayste leik insted??
Tayst liek a speshully pleh veggyburger.
ai izza karnivore nawta vegimintaryan!
Tayste liek Klingon burger!
Gagh?
nuffin wurrs than haff ded gagh…cept fully ded gagh
taysts awlmost, but nawt kwite, entirrlee unlyke a cheezburger
Aifinkso data be missink teh powur sours soon.
**Red runz in wifakwikness**
SCHMOO!!
**runz back owt wifakwikness**
rhsb, is you schmmooing the bois again?
Yup!
Why? Did I miss wun?
* WRR turnz teh otter cheek *
Hay! I’m nawt kissin no otters, no mattur HOW kyoot dey iz!
yu speciesist!
Am nawt!
Sum uv my closest frenz iz otturs.
Ai wud hazza wurried abowt witch otter cheek it iz him is offuren.
Lyk teh ottur’z BUTT????
Oh noes.
Luuk, in teh elebentee-hunnert yeers I haz libbed, I haz nawt schmoo’d ennywun’s butt an am nawt plannin awn startin now!
AWWWW! YU SAYED BUTT!! In the rite con tecksed! Izzint dere a pin ultee oar sumfin fur dat?
Datz berry unrezunabul . hoo duz he fink he iz?
wut’s rong wif owr spellin an grammer??
Nuffin much….if you can plz to eggnore teh fakt taht dere shud be TWOO “m”s in “grammatically.”
Mai grammar Nazi card, let me sho u it!
“….and lacking typos.”
*snork!*
…and da fact dat da second sentance isn’t a sentance…jussta claws…rite?
ai am glad ai am nawt de onlee wun whut spotted dat.
Oh nice hat!!! VERREE becoming, ai must say!
Did yoo nit it yurself??
ohai Janet! u shud see mai RL pointy hat!
it is blak with white brim and sez, BAH HUMBUG onna brim.
ai useta wares it to the posty offis every yeer, becuz that iz my very nawt-favrite job of the hollydayze. usuallee iz gud foar a few laffs amung alla peepul wayting inna line. Until last yeer, when peeps inna post office lyne were downrite hostile…
Hostile?? To YOOO???? At Krissymaus?? Hao iz this pawssibulol!??
Wait, whut? They was teh mad that u was not teh merry like they was? Eggsept that they was mad, not merrry and u was actually teh one wif teh scents of humor and not being mad.
Crazy old whirled, I say.
*Slo, sad hedshaek*
Tut, tut, tut indeed! Waht IZ teh whirrled coming to??
Maybee she needz sum ov MaryO’s Eau de Laffter??
synce lolspeek iz anuthur langwij, ai wudda thinked taht teh yu nee ver sall translaytor wudda traslaytid et fu Data.
Aww. And my family just watched the new film this Christmas :3
Yu wud lyke tu sea hao I spellz ‘pointee endz’, robo-boi?
Data duzzn’t unnerstand teh HUNGRIES!!!!!!!
Thyme to start yeoooowwlling pittyfully…..
Somehow, I do not think that Commander Data is programmed for LOLspeak. Spot DID ask him correctly, so why didn’t Data give Spot a cheezburger?
LORE wood hab givvin teh kitteh uh cheezburger, ifn oanlee 2 show dat himz wuz beddurer dan Data…
monninn ! hav U finished deliciou coffi ? .. …. ….not yet fo mi♪ meow…. .
Gud mornign Carotte !! Ime awn mi forth !!
*handz carotte a steeming cup uv coffi*
Wud u like sum creme oar shuggir?
ai had mai coffi awlreddy. ai luvs mai coffi!
ai wundur whut kynds uv “pressunts” Spot fynds tu brynged tu Data onna spaycship?
ai finkso nawt wanna noes.
Aster-oids
BEM’s
Causality loops…
D
Ded tribblolz
Elfs
Gamma-ray gunz
F…
Furrengies
Gornz
Horta
I…
Intelloljent lief forums
J…
Janeway, captin (fangs tu mai boi!)
Klingonz
Lawng mishinz
M…
M-class plannuts
Nannites
Orions
P…
polter guisez
quarkz
romulunz
s…….
Slayve gurls whut dansdansdanses
Tribblols
Uhuru’s shynie fings
Vulcan deff gripp
W…
Worf’s leftober gagh (pleh!)
Xtra tear estrials
Yar, Lootenint’s unmenshunlolbles (yep, Ai menshuned ‘em!)…and….
Zap gunz (swiped frum Bukk Rawjerz)
Ta-da!!!
*clappityclappity*
Mai nawt secund idih abwot owr maryo wuz she mite be liek capn janeway. nawt at awl.
*snikkerz quietly inna corner*
Ionz sturmz
“Jump tu liite speedz nao!”
Klingyons
L…..
Dr Bonez
Energizerz
Flambyunt captins
G. . .
Mai alfabeticlol nollej, let me show you it! *facepalm*
Fazer (awn stun)
comes beefour
Gamma-ray gunz
Then is letter
H…
iz ok. ai wint wif it.
adn H am fore
Harebawl!!
I…
Ohai, Cheezpeeps! CK here. I think that I have the perfect tune for this LOL. Please stand and remove your hats, if indeed you are wearing a hat.
Data doesn’t use contractions, such as “typos”. Whoever made this lol went as far as to say “you may not” and “you are” but then didn’t finish the job.
very lolgical reasoning. Maybe it is not really Data, but the ebil twin Lor.
Or, Data can has version 1.elebenty upgrade to his emotion chip.
Butt (!) if Data ebber gitz awn ICHC, himz iz gunna knead un EMOTICON chip 2 b teh gowin wif himz emo chip…
“Typos” iz nawt beein teh kuntrakshun, iz beein teh ploorul slayng werd dat bai teh 24st sintchery iz n kommin yoos. Data iz purr-grammded 2 b teh yoozin kommin werdz rownd teh croo watt yooziz dem regyoololee…
but kitteh wnts a cheezburger!
ROFL
*ROLF*
SciFi approves of Data & Spot.
(As I recall this ep also features Spot training Data)
“ROLF”? Duzzint himz plai teh peeyanner awn teh Muppit Shoa?
Plz to send some beems to {{{Toonces}}}, she nawt feelz too gud tonite.
CHEEZ TACOS FOR ALL or cheezburgers yuor choise
He can’t say that…
Data can’t use contractions.
aww, hiz cood, he just chooses not to from (never end a sentence with a preposition. So i used 2)
An der’s a misteak in deh capshun – grammatically has too “m”‘s
Fail – Data!
N Data maekes typographical error himself – grammatically has 2 M’s!
Fail, Data – pony up deh cheezburgers!
“which is grammatically” for 200, Alex.
Data needz upgradez to lolspeak 4.0!
XD XD XD XD XD 5 starz! I luvs dis!
Data would not say “typos.” He would say “typographical errors.”
An dis bees teh beriberi ‘poartint fing in ur lief,
izzn’ditizz itt nawt?*sigh*
Spot: shaka when teh walls fell.
Data: Temba, his arms wide. Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra.
Data would have said “typographical errors”.
Exactly what I thought when I read it. Data does not use contractions or slang.
yaya! win I lurvs Data!!!!
Star Trek: TNG FTW!!!
Too bad Data spelled “grammatically” wrong. No cheezburger for you either!
YES!!! I LOVE IT!!!! THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS ONE!
u know thats Data from The Next Generation, not SpoCK from the originals
I am SO glad somebody did this!
A classic sequence this was, too.
Spot: mew!
Data: Not now, Spot. (puts him on the floor)
Spot: Mewwww! (jumps back up)
Data: Spot, not now, I’ve got work to do. (puts him on the floor again)
Spot: Mewwww! (jumps up again)
Data: Uh said down, ya li’l varmint!
This is Spot calling USS Cheezburgr!
Hilarious, but…I’m pretty sure that Data would not use the term “typo”. Wouldn’t he be more apt to say “Typographical Error” instead?
That is cold.