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OOOH Ai’ll tell!
and then u’ll get in trubble!!
Rhumba Reindeer tu you anni!!
Ai has a fresh pot of tee and mince pies for silly eneebreeashuns!! and sum port…
Please help urself!
and theres eenuff foar awl!!
ohai anni adn nenne! can ai add sum home-mayd gingybred catmus trees adn hawt chokylit tu teh spred?
*yoinks to gingurr bread*
fankies! they ar purrfekt with the applol-sinnanomnomnomnom tea!
oooh, aplol-sinnanomnomnomnom tee – yumms! fankee nenne!
Sorry, I had to hit and run – Puddy_tat decided to leave just as I posted!
Cute kitteh
Jesh!! Splort warning!!! Titen CHRG even if no doi. Goose taype, pull !!!! Add just gogglolols !!!!!
Ohai, annipuss:
Liddill Bawll ubz Floof
will keepz seekrit 4 beeg boal
ubz fresh creemee Milk!
Liddill Bawl ubz Floof
knoez oanlee a few Nawtee
Wurdz. Lyke ‘V…E…T’!!
Liddill Bawl ubz Floof
fitz purr~fekktlee undurr hurz
Prittee Wun’s sawft chin!!!
Jack.
awwwww! Liddill Bawl ubz Floof, skweeeee!
Awsum Jack, az alwais! *clappity clappity clappity*
lol “vet” is a bad wurd
an B-A-T-H!
Thx Jack!
Dis wun’s even more splortable den teh last wun! *titens CHRG*
Time for a level-elebenty!!!!1!!! splort alert tew awl cheezfrendz, Aifinkso!
Ai kno! Wat wuz dey finkin!! Need tew haz a beeg ’splort warning’ bannur at teh tawp dere!
Teh floof! Teh bootiful eyez! Teh pinkee noze an toze!!!! Aieeeeee!
*wrapwrapwrap duckee taipe rownd CHRG*
skweee! dat is such a perty kitteh! can ai plees tu be borrying yur duckee tayp, bf? ai’m all runn owt adn dis is a splot-relaytded-emergencee…
*runz ober tew Gizmo wif teh rainbow cullerd duckee taip*
*wrapwrapwrapwrapwrapwrap*
Dere, howz taht?
oooh, fankees bf! dats teh pertyest duckee tayp ai eber did sea! adn noa mai CHRG is safely seekyured adn ai can lukk at teh nozee adn eyezes adn floofy floofy fur
ur rite!!!
*hangs up banner:
------------------------------------------------------- -- ATTENSHUN CHEEZELAND!!! -- -- PLEESE TU BE WEARING -- EGGSTRA STRENGF -- SPLORT PURRRRRRRTEKSHUN!!! -- -- SPLORT LEBEL IS NOW ELEBENTY PLUSS ONE!!! -- GET UR CHRG WDOIS AND 50'S BATHING CAPS --AT THE TY-BOOT-EEK - DONUT LEEVE HOME WIFFOUT -- THEM!!! -- --------------------------------------------------------Verreh gud!!
Ooooooo U sed D-O-G!!! Ai hurrd u!! Ahm tellin mahm!
Gonna be sum seereus brane splortage heer! Ah be puttin on mah hip waderz!
Bedder git wun uv doze sou’wester slikkers an hatz tew, jus tew bee awn teh saif syde!
littlol sisstur kitteh awlways gitting mi en trubblol!
aifinkso taht iz in teh jawb deskripshun!
Beautiful babeh!
Teh eer floof! Lukkit teh eer floof!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!
*puts kichen colonder ober 50’s style bavvin kap an CHRG, wrapwrapwrap moar dukkee taipe*
Anaughty out mah piehole bload:
“D#$^& kewt kat maid mahead asplode.”
O noze! Ivory Bill asploded!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
o.O IB splortid – while ryhming!!!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts IB in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
there – u shud get all better kwiklee nao!
Yay! A dubble reskew maiks u feel twict az good!
Oh Noez!! tu kyooteez inna row!!
*runz tu deh Ty boo teek tu restockifying deh CCC*
Lessee…. wii needz moar goosy taype. *grabz a bawkz uv taypez*
adn lots more CHRGz. I hope dey haz sum wif pritty drawingz on dem!
*loadz deh CCC wif a gross uv CHRGz.*
*Grabz fixinz fur awl sortz uv drinkseez.*
Oh, ya, gotta git sum chokklit possumz and uzzer sordid treetz!
Lukkit awl deh floofy blankeez! *stuffz a bunch in deh CCC*
Bedder git sum moar whisk bruumz and dust panz, tu whyle I’m at it.
and wadderz fur rinsifying adn rehydratifying deh braynez.
*lookz in awl deh cubbyz and drawerz*
I finso dat b ebbrefing.
Guud jawb mai kween!
Dis tu menny kyoots att wuns. Massib kyoot oberlode. Lukkit da beautimus oiz. Hoap dat CCC haz nuff splies tu handdul awl da splorts dis moarnin. Rekubbry purrsonell haz bizzy awl moarnin. (Bringz munkee bred frum last fred fur brake tyme fur rekubby purrsonell an hooebber els wantz sum. Fresh cawfee tu).
oooh! Fank u Fuzzywhisker!
*sipsipnomnom* yummie!
Nawt tew wurree, cweenmj haz restokkd teh CCC sew iz reddee fer anee mergencee!
Moar kitins! Moar teeny kewts!
(Tightens CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
Skaweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Kwik! Put awn this 50’s style baivin kap tew!
Thank u. I ar safe!
and big plus!11!!!!!!! -
the big pink flowers on the bathing cap looks lovely on you
Thnx (blushes)
Fanks 4 da warnins, ebbribodie–ai kuld onlee luuk a liddol at-a-tyem. whew!
Guud morning all. I hope evebyone had a wonderful Christmas. I did.
Had all of o ur seven kids home or Christmas, it was busy but nice. Alot of good energy and high energy.
Awesum
O noe! Running for mai laif!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tew much kyootness!!!!!
I is hasng trubbles.
Not can stay loggd n?
I logs in an I is navegate to other plaice on cite and it sais I not loggd n.
I can not has account?
o hai blakmagekitteh… dat sowns liek a prollim wif yer browsors cookeh settinks… didd u chek dems twies (iffn dem bees nawteh oar niec)?
oh adn… didd u empteh yer temporloleh innurnet fiels adn cookehs 2es? sumtiems dats da prollim. wen werdpretzlol eets 2 menneh cookehs et gits prollims wif rememmuring if sumbunneh (oar sumblackmagekitteh) is awlreddeh loggded en oar nawt.
Wat settings dey need be on?
I checks…
depens on witch proggie us using fer surfing
oh… habs u been to da cheeztown cryer awlreddeh? der u cin fiends menneh majik trikz… u will finding et herez.
So i be needin to emptee cookees?
cause dey be turned on
mebbeh das enuff awlreddeh, jes twies et. iffn et nawt whirks… u miet needs 2 gits da sec-ur-e.t. levlol a bit lower… middlol usualleh is enuff… espeshulleh becuz u usis fierwalls doan u?
is still not works. Securettie levlol is on mediem. I is sad kitteh… No wants 2 log in on evry paige I go 2…
chrmchrm… uz usin da ie? mebbeh u shuds twies usin da fyrfoks?
I no has fokses. sad, butt O well, I guess just b sad kitteh forevah
butt (!) u can gits da fokses frum da inturwebs! is saifer dan da ie dem sais… adn da fokses bees kyoot! u no mus bees sad {{{{blakmagekitteh}}}} mebbeh ets jes wordpretzlol wif hims unnoed wais agin… mebbeh et wurks 2morrow… wif wordpretzlol u nebbe noe.
WAIET! Et es woerkn nowe on every pace but comments paige! Is suposed 2 be liek that? I is obeuslee tektarded.
*blinks* wellol… dats wurdpretzel.
er does u meens hao u gits ur naem 2 bees blue?
I does meen dat
awlrieteh… dats eesaleh fiksed… u jes needs 2 gits a account at wordpress.com … u can gits a account ownleh, doan needs 2 maeks a blog. hao u dus dat? heerz ebberifink describlold.
OH EM GEE! It WORKD!!!1!! I can has you as friend?
ai wud bees onored
adn: cormcatshulacis
I be tankin yooz
butt(!) u habs doen et awl bai urself… adn weez awl hawpeh 2 habs gnu cheezfriends heer… and we lurves da abatars adn da lolz. yesh we does… . nao… ai habs 2 leebs u wif da otter cheezpeepz habs 2 saefs da whirld from badd destroyers adn charrs adn otter bad fings
Ohai, Ai wud haz splorted, but ai haz a tired. Shublolling aowt wif teh 5′ sno drift inna dribeway takes lawts uf NRGs. Ai can haz sum caek pls?
“NRGs”? Are tohse Nekked Ript Guiz??? Send ‘emz ovur to MAI howse!
(no, Ai duzzent has snowz….butt (!) just in cayse!)
Ai staird at dat, finking beri harrd, foar abowt ten minnits, traine tu figger wut NRGs cud bee. Den ai fynlee sed it owt lowd: ‘takes lawts uf eNaRGees”.
Parrotlee, mai brayn bees wyerd so dat , wen ai sees N…Gs, ai otto matiklee finks Nekkid…Guis.
*wandurs awf tu teh Nawtee Barn*
*jus tu cee ifn mai ironing bees finnisht yet*
ai new teh sno shuvvloling wuz antisplortatshun deevice!
*bryngs owt sordid caeks fur teh hungri sho-shuvvloler*
Heer iz a naice playte of caeks fur WRR. Dey is lefftobers frum lolmas but dey iz gud.
Oooops….I sed a nawty…..
:::waitz fur kyoot kitteh tew tattle:::
:::wanders off tew teh NB:::
oy! Blue eyes.
Teh cyoot!
**SPLORT**
O noes! KKC splorted! Here comes teh seconstring substitoot CCC! DingdingdingAOOgah!
*Sweeps up splorted brains*
*Rinses wif cool waterz from melted sno, wiffa littlol Catsmas peppermint innit*
*Packs brains back in brainpan, pat pat pat*
*Puts lid back on adn securez with rainbow duckytaip*
*Covers wif new CHRG(wdoi) adn 50’s bathing-cap*
*Wraps KKC in soft warm blankee*
Okeh now, KKC, just rest adn think abowt January inventorees adn income-tacks while yu munch this choklit opossum, adn watch owt for teh kyute until yu haz a rekovereez.
O tank u!
WANT.
lolz