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winging it
like keying it, onli mor subtle.
*Bangz on RatHaus*
Git on owt heer, ratz!!! carosue b needing deh congaratz!!
*nuffing happunz*
*Bangz on RatHaus agin*
*Ratz kum owt eech wun dressinged in diffrunt owtfit.*
*wun in Py rat suit, wun in Rayn deer soot,
*wun in ruffly can-can dress, Wun in baby Noo Yeer Diyper,
*wun in a too-too, wun in tuxpeedo.
*faispaw* Kum on guise!! git ur act tugezzer!!!
*deh ratz ignorifying mii and start dansing.
Conga, Conga, CONG-GA!!
Conga, Conga, CONG-GA!!
Conga, Conga, CONG-GA!!
ohai, cween!!! Diddja C sum a RatHaus on yore trip? Izza berry differnt kynda “Rat” obber dare, aifinkso!
I can has hotwire?
Chekkin ur beltz an hozis…..teh hard way.
Conga rats on teh nawt-sekkund, carosue! What soart of sillybrations does you want? Drinkses, danses, or mebbe just some fresh hawt cawfees wif sordid noms?
sumfing to share wif mai new bebee kittehs. Krunchy kibble wif soft centers fer teh kittehs. MMmmmmm…an ice kreem!
Awwww!!! Gnu bebbeh kittehs!!! Do WANT!!
Lubs from Upfi!!!
Mebbe dis song be appropryit foar dis lol?
“..string backed gloves for my auto-mo-love..”
Oh THANK YOU!
I completely forget what the lol was about, but I’ve been reliving my teenage years watching that. What a wonderful time.
Anything Queen is appropriate.
Culd be….oar *eerwurm warning* Disco Duck!
*goes to search for Rick Dees & his Cast of Idiots*
I haz 45 rpm of dat!
Mii tu! (Aifinkso….not so shure ware it iz, akshully)
We can has rare & valyubble nostal….nasal…..stuffz frum yesteryeer?
maibi iz juss a veehicklol inspektshun?
Whut is those VLC gooses doing to that car?
Rut-roh…
**slowlee mayks way towerd bed, to hiding unner it**
Demz nawt VLC Goosyz!! Demz stat chuuz uv VLC goosyz!!!
Howcumwhyforizzit taht the link messige has for to be moderated??? *powts*
If u putz in a comment wif a link and uze deh h t t p stuff wifowt deh spaisiz inbetween, it awto majikloly goez tu deh moderatorz. fur halp in postifying linkz wifowt moderashunz, plz tu seeing deh halperz.
Fank u, ur majistee! ::curt seas:::
moderator kitteh –
ht tp://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg
noo mekaniks work for kwakkers
**heddesk**
OW….
Oh hai, uniquekitty! :::extends orinj (nawt poysin!) paw uv frenship:::
Riddlol: How duz u catch a unique kitty?
ohai DamianaGMD! *extends floofy wite paw uv frenship*
IDK – how DO yu ketch a unique kitty?
Unique up on it!!
*luuks over shoulder for DGMD an CweenMJ*
Dis is troo!
Nawt-furst riddlol: How duz u catch a tame kitty?
Teh tame wai!!!
::::runsawaiwifakwikness::::
Tame way; unique up onz it!
*Tu uv deh Cween’z paigez enter
*wairing deh roy elle purplol tunicz, wite legginz
*adn deh shoez wif deh curly pointeez on deh toez
*Dey rayz dere trumpetz tu deir lipz and
*bloe a short fanfare
*Deh Cheez Town Cryer enterz kerrying a parcht mint
*In a strong voice hii reedz:
Heer ye!! Here ye!!
Hur Majesty, Cweenmj is pleezed tu annown sing
Deh furst annulol Cheezland Noo Yeerz Day Parade!!
Plz tu preparifying ur floats, marching bandz, clownz,
et setra fur paradifying on deh 8am ICHC time LOL on
Janumerry Nawt Sekkund, Tu fowzind adn Ten.
*Deh Cheez Town Cryer den nailz deh notiss ontu
*deh board on deh Town Hawl neggst tu deh
*Time kunbershun chart.
8am ICHC =
11am Pacific
12pm Mountain (noon)
1pm Central
2pm Eastern
7pm TTI
8pm Yroop
6am Sidney (neggst day)
Woot, woot!!!
Be there or be … a nawt-round fing! Yesh!
I’m really luking forward to it – wot a way to start the gnu year! Cheezworld rules!
Teh dukiez bein not nice!
dey be habin bad childhud
Munny
dey be hopin tu get frum ur car
liddle du they naow ur car is poopsies…
-QM
:snerk: :snarflol: :giglol: :hicccup: :snork:
Hey, wot be tihs marsk ai findid on teh floar?
*puts marsk on*
They are geese, not ducks. And this is supposed to be pictures of cats. And why are you people talking like this?
*wrestles marsk off slef*
Ewwwwwwwwww, it was a t-r-o-l-l marsk. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
*goes to baffrum to wash fayse rilly gud.*
*Takes teh mask away to teh troll lab*
Ohai, Grantski! You b feline beddor?
Did ur Sir Jury go alrite? U need attenshun? A blankit? A hawt drink? Noms? Halp in teh household?
*Waivez ohai tu kim!
{{{{{Kimkiwi}}}}}
I hopez u hadded a gud Holly Daze!!
I must going tu bed now.
Schmoooz!!
*waivez gudnite*
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
I lieks teh holly daze. Aifinkso ai has a shingles flair rup todae so iz bee very kwiet.
*tukks floofy blankey araond teh cween*
Nitey nite mai cween.
*prepares oatmeel baff fer kimkiwi*
O noes, KK! sew srry yoo has teh pleh flare-up! Pleez 2 b gitting well soon!
{{{{{{{{{{{kimkiwi}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Wud u ravver sumbuddy yellt “DUCK!” or “GOOSE!”?
O.o
wuld yu rathur duck oar bi goosed?
*sawnturs off tu teh NB*
*hazza ponder*
Ai dunno….izzit better tew duck….or to be goosed?
:::scampers off:::
*ducks*
*gooses pj*
*runsawaiwifakwikness*
*gigglolgigglolgigglol*
izza gnu wai uv playyng duck duck goose?
*chases keshet arouwnd da circlol* GOTTCHA!
yu nohs ai iz gonna hafta goose yu agin iffen yu cach mi!
*runsawaiwiffahidezunderdabedness*
oh lukky! ↓ iz tyme fur caek!
Me play toos? Duck duck eagle.?
I googled AFLAC and it’s still not funny
Awww, sumbuddy needs a hugs.
*bryngs owt sordid caeks tu shayr*
maybee hassa kayse ob teh Mundanes?
oar sumwun steeled hiz stayplur?
kneeds 2 ware moar flare?
*hands out baucks full ob peases ob flare*
had tu kome intu wurk onna Saturdai tu fynish teh Tee Pee Es reeports?
Maybeh juss nawt get da joke…AFLLECKK!
“AFLAC”???
What is this AFLAC thing? (Picks it up, turns it over: “CALFA” ???? No, makes no more sense to me.)
Help plz?
you haz no blooness, so no czekin to see waer you frum! In lazy stats uneek, we has in sure ants wut paiz if u gets the bad flewz or da brokeback legs an cant werk wivakwickness 2 gud. Is called teh akrowmint, agrekn–nawt second letteh wurd AFLAC. so, der u goez, wif a crakker adn som cheese!
American Family Life Assurance Company of Columbus uses a duck in it’s advertising! (Google iz mai fren!)
Annipuss!!!!! {{{Annipuss}}}
How u be? Bettur? Hope teh bad bad piggy flu leaves u alone nao. Ai lukked up AFLAC in teh Wee key pedia and found teh logo dere.
Ohai Upfi! If dis is piggyfloo, it iz nawt az bad az sum cawlds Ai haz had! Ai aer taykin teh Tamiflu an keepin indorez, drinkin plenty uv tee. Puddy got me enuff fud an Ai haz an order dyoo awn Wenzdai. Ai shud be OK bai teh weekend! Ai won’t starb in teh meentiem!
BTW! Dere shud haz bean a nyoo lol an ower ago!
aifink the big cheezis have had tu much hololyday turkey and gone to sleep…
What do we want?!?!
A NOO LOL!
When do we want it!
WE WANT IT NAO!!!
Wherefore do we want it?
TO HAB SUM FUN!!!
Ai wuz waytin 4 it an ower ago! Akchoolee, wen dis happind b4, Ai rited 2 teh cheezis an gess wat! Dey sed dey gibed teh lols 2 WP an WP hadn’t poastid dem! We aer nawt teh ownlee wuns hoo blaem WP!
Ohai Nenne !!
Finx: Goosis hab fevverz,
fevverz = down,
down iz wotz hapnign wiv the neks LOL !! * It woz foretended !! *
aifink it’s thyme for protest song rerun…
*Nennepus sneeks in – inna flowery flowing dress an sandlols on*
*has braids of flower inda hare and beeds round my neck*
*strums my guitar*
I’m not reelee gud at this – but here it goes…
This is a small protest song – an anti-ode to WP so to speek!
No lolz today, how are we gonna play
The commints stand alone,where have the lols all gone
No lolz today, has WP had a frite
to cheezpeeps passing by, it seems a common sight
why is this gooing ohonn, all the thyyme
why are the cheeses not keeping him in line
where are the lolz that heer shudda been
on the frunt payje – making cheezpeeps grin
No lolz today, how are we gonna play
The commints stand alone,where have the lols all gone
But all that’s left is a place dark and lonely
no laffs no jokes and no silly phunneh lists
an all because theres a bug inda system
stoopeh veepea cloun
No lolz today, how are we gonna play
The commints stand alone,where have the lols all gone
No lolz today, has WP had a frite
to cheezpeeps passing by, it seems a common sight
what should we do? go looking here an there?
jump up an down? or skreeming high an low?
where do they go – the lolz that go a miss?
are they awl lost – or have they had skare?
No lolz today, how are we gonna play
The commints stand alone,where have the lols all gone
But all that’s left is a place dark and lonely
no laffs no jokes and no silly phunneh lists
an all because theres a bug inda system
stoopeh veepea cloun
No lols tuday, how are we gonna play
where are we gonna laff – where are we gonna weep
no lols tuday – it reele makes me fink
where ar we gonna eat – where are we gonna drink?
what should we do? go looking here an there?
jump up an down? or skreeming high an low?
where do they go – the lolz that go a miss?
are they awl lost – or have they had skare?
No lolz today, how are we gonna play
The commints stand alone,where have the lols all gone
No lolz today, has WP had a frite
to cheezpeeps passing by, it seems a common sight
No lolz today, has WP had a frite
to cheezpeeps passing by, it seems a common sight
No lolz today, has WP had a frite
to cheezpeeps passing by, it seems a common sight
*curtsees kwiklee an runs of stayje – slightlee shayking of fright*
Woot, woot!!!
*claps feelurs wildly, hops up and down*
ENCORE!!!!
At least U is entertaining us while we is waiting for a gnu LOL!
hopping caturpilrors… nao, ai has see it awl!!!
@@@@@@@@@@@ elebenty bergerz !!
* Throz flour awn staige ( Wun Hibiscus ackshully ) *
*curtsies, cubbered in flour, wiffan hibiscus behind teh ear*
Fankies Upfi an PB!
Ai has sum fresh tee and sum norbegiun krumkaker for you – is nommilishus!
Ooh, krumkaker iz juss wot ai nede, fnx Nenne !!
Du yu lyk yor hibiscus ?? * Iz akshully onli wun flouring nao at hoam. Teh foto iz anubber yeer… *
ai lubs hibicuses – may mum used to hab them inda windurr! she had red wuns!
Oooooh!!!! Delishus! FANK u, Nennepus!
*nom nom nibble nom*
Ohai Anni !! Ive cycloled hoam tuu lait foar teh 10pm (foar mi) / minniet LOL adn tehyve helled it up foar mi (adn yu) !!
Okey, Big nd Mini Bhurgerz, Aime reddy nao, plzthx !!
Wot???? A LOL is AWOL? Hao can that be??
Butt (snerk) teh most important fing is dat ur feline nawt too bad in spite of being sick. Ai dunno wants u to starve! Or suffer!
maybe this has happened –
ht tp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2558910464
furry gud !! LOL
Woot, woot!!! Hao u be, Puddy_tat? Ai hope u is bettur nao.
*waves hello to upfi*
i is still not fully recovered from the abscess, and i is now wondering if i has caught annipuss’s piggyfloo.
pleh.
how’s you?
Thx melia and annipuss! In Orstraya, we have AAMI insurans co using evil black swans!
HONK HONK HONK…..
Get a moov awn …
Hey poussinboi how was you Christmas?.
I didn’t want to interrupt so I will “steer” over here.
* Beep beep !! Ya mum cud dribe farster !! *
O Hi Five !! * .. bene waitign tu sai taht, hee hee !! *
Woz abowt 72 F, so niec dai. Uvverz ar hawter !!
Ai manajd nawt tu pig owt, butt (!) stil woz teh tired neks dai !!
Wi nebber hab fambily fiets so ebbrebuddy (24 or so) woz gud !!
Hao wuz yors, 5 Snow Eaglolz ??
* Habbint gawt awl dai. Ar yu owt ob gas ?? *
Mine was great. all 7 “kids” was home for Christmas.
get it kids like in baby goats.hahhahahahah i kill me sometimes.
No i nots out of gas iyes got plenty on “ponies” under this hood.
* Ar yew peddlin taht tihng? Ai cud walk farsta !! * (torkin tu WP)
Tahts grait wen yu feal gud aftawoods !! Ai hired a wealchare foar mai dad coz himz helf iz faling, butt(!) hi stil had a gud tiem !!
ohai everybody,
it’s getting even later and still no lol. what to do, what 2 do?
why, read the news, of course. with all the bad things about air travel, what about this for a change of pace …
ht tp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34577241/ns/travel-news/
(close up the spaces in teh ht tp)
*holds up babeh otter*
Squeeeeeeeee!!!! Babbeh otters!!!!
OH hai, PdB, hao u is? Hope u had a nice Catmus!
Actually geese, I think. My geese bite at my car when it’s parked.
Oh, brother!
those are not ducks. they’re geese.
No they ar nawt!
Itz just a PIKCHOOR ov geeze!
OH WAIT!! Ai think taht’s rong too! Tehy ar ocelots!!! Fur shur!
Their income-replacement insurance ain’t so hot either.
they are geese.
not ducks.
QUACK QUACK!!!!!
I don’t understand why you guys have to spell like that.
seriously, i’m not trying to troll or make fun or anything. to each their own.
I truly am just trying to understand where the novelty comes from.
I keep checking back but am not seeing replies – you probably think i was taking a jab but that is really not it.
the only thing i can think of is maybe the cats? like that may be the way cats would spell human words?
if so , i still wouldn’t be one to do it myself – and surely not often … but i can understand the humor in the idea that cats might not understand our language perfectly (if they did)
I know it’s all fun and games…that doesn’t mean i can’t try and understand it though!